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  • FAIL! i can play better with my feet matter of fact the drummer of hanson is better than you hahaha

  • He looks like Nicholas Barker........with a cat under his chin

  • i work with this guy, really cool dude haha.

  • you can tell he does practice. its cool.

  • I saw Andrew Owen Drums and read it as Andrew "Owns" Drums. In the thumbnail, he looks like Andy McKee, the exceptional guitarist that plays "Drifting", so I was expecting to hear some amazing rhythm. What I got instead was a fat loser that sucks at drumming!

  • sloppy as fuck

  • If this guy was a pretty face i am sure the comments would be different, he is really awesome playing

  • santa in his free-time :D

  • nice tittiesss

  • Ha Ha he jiggles...

  • I just heard a lot of noise...

  • haha, he looks like matt lucas :L

  • FUCKIN FAT..

  • haha its so funny as he is blast beating, his tits are bouncing to every stroke he hits.

  • Sucking got a new meaning.

  • so this is what santa does in his spare time

  • holyyyyy sheet this guy was born to do this

  • So this is what Santa Claus looked like when he was young...

  • Got Milk?

  • oh come on, put a t-shirt on or something...

  • Will play for cheeseburgers.

  • go amish go!!!

  • I have the same exact name as you...just throwing that out there.

  • oh god that was terrible

  • legit ass beard

  • speakless i mean, u´r just a blast beat machine man! awesome!!!

  • Fucking Awesome!

  • U can't play

  • @XxStrongDrums1996xX @ChainsawGutsFuck HOW NOUT YOU BOTH LISTEN TO ME. I AM GOD. AND I SAY FUCK YOU BOTH!

  • man boobies!!!!!

  • nice tits

  • This is fucking diabolical.

  • this is what a drummer should look like

  • Don't listen to those fucks who say your fat and retarded. You're a good drummer and I'd let you play for me in a second, shirt or no shirt. Check out my page, saladchef4 is my username. will be putting up jfac covers on top of anything else i decide to do.

  • does he know he looks fucking retarded

  • !! this guy has the greatest upside down head ever! .com!!

  • i only clicked this cuz i know fat shirtless drummers are the best kind

  • fail

    

  • nice amish beard!

    :D

  • nice boops! :D

  • 0:06 Y U NO play drums?

  • good to see another large drummer whos not afraid to let free!!!!!!!

  • this guy has a chode in his bigass stomach

  • @redmistist ur mad cuz u cant play drums bro:)

  • WTF? Its an big boobed obese amish who forgot to wear his hat today, on a 60's drumkit! Funny clip though................thanks!

  • @TheMrPindakaas Ur mad cuz u cant play drums bro:)

  • santa?

  • ...Macho.

  • lol, looks like the vocalist for A Plea For Purging.

  • Nice scarf

  • How would you like to be a drummer for me?

  • what is this in your face ?

  • FAT PEOPLE FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • Dude you really look like the kind of guy whos great to hang around with and have a beer and talk shit haha,nice drumming too,fuck the jealous haters :)

  • real drummers actually play not just play really fast doubles and half time beats

  • ain't got no groove, just a behemoth flailing his limbs.

  • yourthe fuckin man!!!

    if i was in your area i'd be keen to start a band for sure!

  • His Titties are wobling when he rols... but DAMN HE'S the best part of every drummer.

  • well grind core seems to be your forte.

  • Does popeye know your a drummer ?..............pmsl

    Proper skilz m8

  • myspaceDOTcom/edificenj

  • The drumheads behind him are for after this session

  • god damn mofo pounds the shit outta those drums,take it easy you dont gotta slam em that hard. sick fills definitly kno wat ur doing there. hopefully he worked on his blasting

  • Amish Nicholas Barker? Jk good drumming

  • looks like the dude from a plea for purging

  • I bet he has another fist hiding in that beard somewhere

  • ha this dudes beard looks like Chubaca's arm pit!!! EPIC!!!

  • @rhettro10 awesome comment! hahahahahahaahhha

  • he reminds me of dimmu borgir drummer

  • Diggin the abe lincoln beard. lol

  • Those chinas sound exactly the same, whats the deal? Lol?

  • sweet drumming bud

  • you play very good, but you look is fucking funny...jajajajaajajajajajaja

  • Its true, dwarfs do play metal...

  • not enuff toms for my taste but i do like the kit

  • jiggly tits.

  • if anyone makes fun of his wait may his crotch be infected with fleas and his arms be to short to scratch them. he is soo sickk!!!

  • killing drums n beard of destruction!

  • hey dude..you got what it takes to be on stage..But please put on a shirt

  • @whycantmynamebeclown HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • that was a sick fuckin breakdown at the end.

  • damn suhn. youre gonna break your shit . but good

  • th eonly drummer in the village!!!

  • @tublewqr HAHAHA As much as I mean no disrespect Mr. Own, that's an hilarious reference. I'd like to see Daffyd's reaction to such an epic beard.

  • tits or gtfo

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is fuckin' great! But you can't take this guy seriously xD

    Love the beard btw.

  • nice scarf

  • @EnterTheOcho That's not a scarf, that's his beard! Lol

  • armish-core

  • That man with the beard of bees is hurting those drums. Awesome.

  • dude! calm down ! you´re killing your cymbals! I think your china´s will be the first ones who got cracks on it! BUT,so awesome your playing! Keep it going !

  • 0:59 is FUCKING BRUTAL

  • look at them boobies shake:)your badass bro.

  • Nice snare bro.

  • FUCK. AWESOME DRUMMING, AWSOME BEARD!

  • nice playing and nice fucking beard!

  • yeah! your are killer! nice playing by the way

  • holy balls

  • bad ass man...i'm linking you on my facebook...

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  • no shirt..no shoes..no subscribing lmao

  • @SwagTaDef looool

  • This man has the biggest beard/tits ever, yet expects you to notice the drums.

  • BRUTAL BEETUS

  • you are a badass mutherfucker... you need a guitarist who shreds face too? let me know

  • Abe Lincoln started eating McDonalds.

  • HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH­AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAA­HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAH­AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA­AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • awesome

  • skills

  • he looks like a fat abe licoln haha

  • do you own a shirt? because unless your tits play the drums too, i dont want to see them.

  • @bwonder13 he has beautiful tits and hes a fucking good drummer stfu

  • @bwonder13 These are not tits.these are BOOBS ^^

  • @bwonder13 shut up faggot dont watch the video then hes awesome!

  • YOUR MY NEW HERO!

  • lol that fat is called viking muscles

  • dude, dats sm kick ass drummin u got der!!!!!

  • sped up

  • He giggles, lol

  • so that's what you did before becoming santa. just kidding. keep on believing (in santa)!

  • What is in your wrist?

  • @analham First of all,wtf kind of name do you have?

    Second,your mom is probably fatter than this guy,and being fat isnt a bad thing.

    Third,this dude could kill you at drums,and his beard is fucking awesome \m/ !!

  • @MrCalebcolkmire dont go saying this guy could kill people at drums. hes not playing anything incredibly amazing or difficult. it would take like 2-3months to get your feet and hands fast. this is basically just fast. and he just does double kick the whole time (except for like 10 seconds) I barely drum and I can recognize the lack of skill in this. Fail drumming, epic beard. Thats all this is.

  • @fallenb0w see thats the problem. . . you barely drum so where the fuck can you judge? Anyway this guy has some nice fills, and tranistions.

    PS: getting fast with your hands is the easy part keeping it fast is the hard part. I learned the plast over in 6 monthes with conditioning, the feet are even harder.

  • @MrCalebcolkmire fourth. his name is analham

  • @MrCalebcolkmire Pretty sure being fat isn't a good thing at all... at least that's what we're taught outside the States

  • @ChainsawGutsFuck Well im in the states. And here,the good people are the ones that dont give a fuck if people are fat or not.

  • @MrCalebcolkmire Yes but being a good person doesn't mean you're a healthy person, you'll just have a happier, shorter life than some anal wanker who will reach 90 on a strict diet.

    But then I don't know whether we're here to live as long as possible, or just fill the time we have with as much fat and joy as possible. Well, those of us not in starving or war-torn countries who have no choice.

  • @ChainsawGutsFuck Why the fuck does it matter? Listen to me you piece of shit, this guy's weight has nothing to do WHATSOEVER with the video. Grow some fucking integrity and maybe show a little bit more respect. Fuck off.

  • @XxStrongDrums1996xX Integrity is NOT sucking this guy's cock for being able to blast and admitting he's actually fat, and that fat human beings are not healthy human beings.

    So listen to me you peice of shit - people think the beard has something to do with the video, why not the weight? I'd show some respect if you weren't talking to me like a spoilt 14 year old pubescent child.

  • @ChainsawGutsFuck Where do you get the impression that I'm telling you you have to be this guy's fan boy? When I tell you to grow some fucking integrity, I'm telling you to grow up and comment on what this video is REALLY about, the drums. Does it sound like I give a flying fuck that other people think his beard has nothing to do with the video? It doesn't, but people are just making jokes about it, not sitting behind a computer telling this guy that he needs to change his lifestyle.

  • @ChainsawGutsFuck You are a fucking prick for commenting like that. It doesn't make any sense to me that you think you have the right to say something like that.

  • @XxStrongDrums1996xX Integrity hurts doesn't it.

    For the record, I think this guy is a blast machine - he might be a bit all over the place but it makes for a glorious blasty mess... but you can't put your neck out and villify people for calling on his weight when what we're watching here is essentially an obese guy with his shirt off playing drums.

    Google search for tits, YouTube for blast beat videos, thanks.

  • is this a joke?....nice kit NO SKILLS....... u suck fat bastard

  • man you are fucking so hot

  • i bet you can figure a girl fast.

  • o yeah tough guy

  • I can't tell if it's a joke or not but it sounds so clean. 5/5!

  • man you re not good just cause you use the double pedal man

  • nice beard fatty

  • Hahahaha!! Look at the fat he has that's bouncing around! LOL! And the beard.. omg omg omg... lmao

  • I LOVE THIS GUY!

  • Sexy drummage and with a pro beard :D

  • beastin

  • you could use your belly as a tom

  • @MajkeTiTvoje it would be the 22" gong drum

  • cool!

  • sick stuff man. keep on drummin! \m/

  • hahahahaha fail. epic

  • wow awesome solo

    and your beard owns (H)

    keep playin ;)

    why did you got that thing in your wrist??

  • the beard owns

  • Hell yea

  • Niceee dood

  • nice drumming and subbed!

  • fuckin epic beard dude XD

  • @B4RGU3ST agreed its badass

  • How did you learn to play so well in between barn raisings ?

  • It looks as if u have hasturan lvl 4

  • you rock menn!!! I would love to have a little taste of that wet body!!!! your hot with that fucking speed and that beard

  • This is why grindcore fucking blows

  • he ruuules!!!!!!!!!!!! so what if he is fat? the most importang thing is style!....i am fat too god damn it....i ve started gym although....anyway......greeee­eaaaaaaat! amaaaazing stufff!

  • DUDE FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you know what's in my wrist? talent.

  • WOW INSANE DRUMMING.MAJOR PROPS!

  • Moobs.

  • @TylerXProductions don't forget Gene Hoglan is fat too but a hell of a drummer... dennis chambers too, etc... so you're absolutly right dude

  • Personaly I feel sorry for the drums, probably a kit every 2 shows!

  • its Seth from the movie American History X. his titties jiggle when he blasts.

  • haha awesome beard, work on your double bass practicing with a metronome it sounds a bit uneven

  • holy shit i didnt expect that i hate the sound of tight ass snares

  • i take it drumming isnt that good of a work out