Jake and Amir: Party Planning

[aaronrettig]

Hehe, Dan said "You can't buttfuck them"

[iinspectra]

I love how 90% of the time that Amir has his mouth open, Jake's face is buried in his hands.

[vConArtist]

GIMME A REASON TO KILL YOU

[Khieener]

haha when everybody says: you cant fuck them, Dan says you cant buttfuck them

[BreathingCheese]

you know that when jake is ever covering his face, for instance at 1:45, he's covering his laughter

[danilohmacri]

jake is laughing the whole video

[guitarmanmsc]

dan says butt fucks

[nwhstrojans]

gay marriage is legal in new york now lol

[HalCleverdon1989]

Listen carefully... Dan says 'you can't b#ttf#ck them'

[cooldonkeyfish]

Gay marriage illegal in New York? Sheesh.

[HungerSymons]

What do they even do in the office?



[manabishop]

i never noticed jake had a tattoo on his arm til now bahhaha ... so slow

[subforsubman64]

Who else tried to whistle when he asked jake if he could whistle for him?

[ravi3shekh1]

remember wen amir was singing in that part and at the end he goes..." i think you guys are dicks" lmao

[LillTwizzle]

Did amir just ask for a reason to kill him?

[OrangeNightOwl]

Lol. New York just legalized gay marriage.

[jayqwertycutler12]

these videos are like McNuggets i keep saying one more but i can't stop

[laxmania3]

i love how Amir doesnt like saying "crap" but he can call people a fat prick

[ItsyBitsyCoffee]

1:18 "you can't butt fuck them!" LMFAO

[WRKAQARG]

@8759Gco

NO ONE CALLS ME A FAT RETARDED LLAMA WHO MATED WITH A LEGO BRICK!

[dutchy006]

"When i was sixteen i found this motorcycle-" SKIP

[SamiiLovesYourMom]

I said Amir in the beginning....

[ThatsMrJuggiesToU]

Dan's smile at 1:42 Lol

[ACNCC1701]

i love this so much......

[erpiv]

Anyone else wanna bang Sara Schneider? Just asking. And if Sarah sees this...I love you...

[Gazonkie]

'YOU JEW' lmao!

[lukeiamyourfaja]

they are all under 21 so...you cant fuck em lol

[tomasgonzales]

best intro ever

[nyrhtakx]

1:19 Dan says "you can't buttfuck them".. hahaha

[GuiltySpark4312]

1;15 if you listen close you can hear Dan say "you can't but fuck them" haha that is great!!

[faiello19]

any when else see dan smile at 1:40

[Violet10112]

1:09 wow.....

[Powervacuum]

AMIR!

[AndysMouseRatBand]

At 1:18 Dan says " You cant BUTT fuck them!"

[amwalker97]

@0:32 Amir is Jewish....

[SuperLemonfish]

i like how everytime the "ill kill you jew" thing pops up amir gets alittle closer

[TheReckoner007]

dan "You can't BUTTfuck them"

[xobubbles09ox]

lololol @ amir's jew outbursts

[alexhan6]

But...Amir is Jewish...

[KingKitka]

@alexhan6 thats the point, bitch.

[robotron50]

@alexhan6 yea and he also celebrates Christmas

[centigradz]

amir is sleeping with kevin...

[TheCoolCatsClub]

Kevin is a star

[Roronoa2zoro]

I was sitting through the whole video wondering if we would get to see what Jeff said, but then i was disappointed ._.

[AttackoftheJoe]

Dan starts laughing when Amir is like, "I would be!"

[greenghost1029]

some one said you cant but fuck them lol

[Abortamiento]

does this video make any fucking sense?

[NoobieLandCity]

@Abortamiento Jake & Amir sense :) .. or more likely Amir sense

[LAsWeirdest]

AMIR!!!!!

<3 from LA.Liz

[AlexTheSarcasticOne]

Wait......at 0:34 did Amir call Dan a jew....?

[123lightingman]

@AlexTheSarcasticOne that is not Dan



[AlexTheSarcasticOne]

@123lightingman sorry i don't memorize their names

[zimzimzalabim]

I'm confused. Why do some episodes have all the cuss words bleeped out and some don't?

[Petey0707]

I am honored.

[manvyduce1212]

i love pat

[Krashtray]

1:41 Dan laughs

[TheBugattiw16]

When Amir said: Relax Moms! My mom was also in the room and when she heard it she straight away said: hey it better not be milf porn or you'll be grounded!

[kidfromdownunda]

@TheBugattiw16 Doubt it

[Snowflakeify98]

@TheBugattiw16 um...you watch milf porn?

[TehPhotocopier]

@TheBugattiw16 TMI man TMI

[50cent4evaandeva]

@TheBugattiw16 Bullshit

[sorankurdi]

@TheBugattiw16 so your mum allows you to watch porn if it's not milf porn?

[asianmatt2012]

@TheBugattiw16

Goddamn, you weren't even trying to be a little bit believable.

[1024joaquin]

@TheBugattiw16 So you enter in youtube and spend time making up fake stories that no one belives just to get attention?

[LillTwizzle]

@TheBugattiw16 LOL best mom ever

[emandemz1]

@TheBugattiw16

Thats not even funny or plausible... I swear, most the people who thumbs up comments got no dam sense. 

[StillOBSESSED]

@TheBugattiw16 Wasn't your mom more concerned with when he said, "We can't fuck 'em,"?

:p

[PrairieRockz]

Amir is a Jew as well so thats pretty rare. Jews wanting to kill other jews.

[Spulegence]

Horrible acting by Jeff in this episode....

[Spulegence]

@xxsoccerbabexx1020 The guy with glasses.

[keyb2lok]

you cant fuck interns :(

[ciranno]

from moi to yoi

[smokeweed442200]

si usted sabe lo que estoy escribiendo pulgar hacia arriba

[YoungBrave2006]

@smokeweed442200 no seás pendejo, güey.

[BenLam408]

Wow. For a second, I thought I heard Eric Cartman.

[damnwindows98]

Isnt amir jewish?

[bullsquid42]

@damnwindows98 He's like clayton bigsby

[Cloakingpower]

So, Amir seems to hate Jeff and Pat. A LOT.

[Mario78718]

Thumbs up if you said "Amir"

[GetDertyJG]

jake is always trying so hard not to laugh xD omfg i couldnt hold it in

[DaniFlakes]

How does Amir still have a job?!

[RipCord98]

"I KNOW, RELAX MOMS!!" LOL

[jindawindmaster808]

"in your fucken face you jew, Give me a reason to kill you" Hahaha WTF!

[mjordan23456]

isn't amir jewish

[zimzimzalabim]

@mjordan23456 The question is, aren't they all jewish?

[Nakikki]

Dan smiling at 1:41 

[CPTownage567]

@StudioJunction01 haha ya

[jindawindmaster808]

@StudioJunction01 Haha fuck yeah, shit was funny!

[seancolorado]

gay marriage is no longer illegal!

[spearworld6]

I literally was laughing out loud this video.

[dforshaw100]

Dan cracking upat 1:41.

[fluffybasterd]

keep pressing 1 and look at amir humoing the tabel

[DitIsGeo]

Its funny how random Amir is

[geevow]

haha Jake is always covering his face when he's about to laugh :)

[TheCopenhagenRebel]

Alright, Mom's.

[YUFUSLAM]

haha, Vinny and Dans expressions :)

[redwhitebear]

How did Amir get hired?

[kylenethersole]

Yay! Gay marriage is now legal in New York! Suck it Amir! ;)

[harj2009]

@kylenethersole yea it sucks,,child sex is legal in africa

[StonersToke420]

@kylenethersole gaylord!

[PervAccount]

@StonersToke420 nothing wrong with that

[affeman999]

i Said AMIR!

[Izaak247]

1:39 dan lol

[WGAFproductionz]

that guys from the povs!

[MrPitcher17]

what are the little flashes of him yelling all about?

[Heather146]

"my boyfriend and i"

lmfao that part was cute XD

[bootiesz]

Pat's fingers looked fine to me..

[WIshbone1190]

haaa at 1:41 Dan starts to laugh at Amir! :)

[BassmanCDL]

"ROUND 1! when you.....errr...TOTALLY SPACED OUt.."

[99gab]

u fat prick

[pb19111]

That's funny because gay marriage is actually legal in New York now.

[aBREAKintheroad]

its funny because gay marriage is legal in new york!

[swimteamizzle1114]

At 0:06 Jake is covering his face so you can't tell he's laughing.

[DokdoKorea29]

0:30 "...Fucking face you Jew!"

I thought Amir was a Jew...

[BlueWaterNymph]

Random point, gay marriage is not legal in New York.

[BlueWaterNymph]

@BlueWaterNymph I mean is now legal in New York.

[xenogenesis1]

Best job ever

[Sebby4Lyfe]

Did anyone else hear Dan say "YOU CAN'T BUTT FUCK THEM!" while everyone else said "YOU CAN'T FUCK THEM!"

[FrankFrankFrankB]

You say u mad bro one more time and ill beat your ass

[hockeytom11]

@FrankFrankFrankB u mad bro?

[mitchowellwic]

how has amir not been fired yet



[funzobunzo25]

jake and amir videos get about the same amount of views as my little pony: friendship is magic episodes :P just sayin

[ZekeWhiting]

Yay! Gay marriage is legal! Fuck you christians!

[CallOfTheWunderwaffe]

@hockeytom11 I'm sure God would rather watch 1,000,000 gays marry, than to be embarrassed with an abomination like you. :) and that's sad bro. If this is all you have left, trolling on a cyber website, then you deserve to die. I speak on the behalf of everyone in the world when I say that you are a perfect model of the average dumbfuck. Your complaining about gay marriage, because they probably get more action than you. And I wouldn't be surprised. What girl would be desperate enough to be

[hockeytom11]

@CallOfTheWunderwaffe lol cool story bro. just to let you know... your grammar and spelling are atrocious. I hope you had fun letting steam off because you are a prime example of why I troll. :) I honestly do not give a fuck what you say and its funny to see you get angry over youtube. lol have fun commenting back and please use english this time :))))))

[kmoney5254]

@CallOfTheWunderwaffe KILL ALL QUEERS! FAGGOTS MUST BE SHOT AND KILLED! YEEEHAW NIGGA! TROLLS4LIFE! WHITE POWAAAAAAAAA KILL THE FAGS! CASEY ANTHONY FOR PRESIDENT!

[33na3rd]

Or maybe Dan said "You CAN butt f**k them."

[33na3rd]

Dan said "You can't butt f**k them."

[shellymack92]

surprize party so act surprizeed..

[abhi1999appalaneni]

the awkward moment when the top two comments are the same

[fckcom]

isnt amir a jew...

[3604life11]

amir calls him a jew and hes a jew lol

[HayHaygrl958]

you cant fuck em

you cant fuck em

you cant butt fuck em

you cant fuck em

ohhh brad.

[kealynp]

is everyone on the college humor staff jewish?

[MrCommentQoftheday]

@kealynp Prettymuch everyone in New York is. For real. I live there.

[SteelCrash]

@kealynp jake i think

[Tannert2O]

@kealynp Everyone except Gunter Granz.

[Luigispin236FIlms]

@kealynp jake is an evangelical christian.

[scrambledpenis]

@kealynp pretty much!

[mayanmeron]

@kealynp most of them, cuz jews r the funniest(:

[theRealGuy101]

@kealynp duuuh how do yu think they keep this going? black guys wont

[HykuGaming]

@kealynp I think its because alot of jewish people live in nyc. And alot commute there from surrounding states for work.

[Destinyman50]

@kealynp No...

[MarioBario]

@kealynp hope to satan not



[thagrammarnazi]

@kealynp It'd be weird if Sam was, his last name is Reich

[gavinsloma]

@kealynp yes

[ROBOOT103]

@kealynp

just dan amir and brad

[loveranime199514]

0:32-0:35 ...wait...isnt amir also jewish?? and for all you jake and amir fangirls/boys jake and amir actually kissed XD just type in jake and amir kiss and enjoy.

[DirkyJerky41]

Jake and Amir its legal to get married now. *cough cough*

[hadzgrl18]

I said Amir! At the beginning!

[pinkguitargirl100]

when he said that jake was his boyfriend i got so excited!!!! but when jake denied it my hopes got let down.

[biggballer99]

wut a boss freestyle

[M4ST3RL1NKX88]

When Amir was attacking Jeff, he called him a Jew. Amir is Jewish and that isn't even an insult XD

[bigred7509]

Anyone else notice that Ben tells Amir he can't butt fuck the interns?

[xogennaxo]

RELAX MOMS.

[itsmesteviep11]

"A lot of the interns are under 21"

"SO you cant fuck em?"

[Luigispin236FIlms]

im not gay, but whoohoo, IL just passed Gay Marriage!

[derajnumber12]

"you sayd i couldnt fuck em"

[omieiscute]

Ins't Amir Jewish??

[fieryyanks95]

@omieiscute racist horse

[thedjak29]

@fieryyanks95 first of all itd b prejudiced, second its not even prejudiced. third he is jewish

[PervAccount]

1:19 you cant butt-fuck em

[rabbitruler44]

Does Amir have pit stains? hahaha.

[RIPforeverMJ]

Hahahhaahahaha Jake's face at the end of the clip xD

[iheartscreamcore]

229 people are fat pricks

[Alyssaluvsce]

..Does anyone realize at 0:32 he say give me a reason to kill you you fucking jew but he's the one in another video who can speak fluent hebrew.

[lokongadam]

i keep saying this is the last video im going to watch......for the last 40 video

[TheNzmk]

ahhahahaha one of the best.

[iambigred0703]

@exibitions u r such a bigoted fag if u really think that