As Ben Johnston said in Rhythm magazine "fuck off" to the people saying Biffy have gone mainstream. Who has a hit single in various time signatures such as 15/16 (Mountains)? Bubbles with a strange strcuture and 7/4 outro, that golden rule with an utterly incredible musical outro and very fucking heavy verses. Sold out i think the term is improved musically!
this would be the best song most bands could write, in my opinion it is one of the best biffy have wrote, but the fact that it cannot even make it on to an album says alot about the bands song writing prowess, and all this old biffy were less mainstream - listen to blackened sky songs on there could definately have been popular pop songs, they just didnt get the recognition then. anyways every album they have released is immense even puzzles - and i have been listening to biffy for years!!!
Biffy should definitely go with a different record company and release this sort of stuff. So much better, but all their stuff is great on the whole :) MON THE BIFF!
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@TEKwing3 Its a shame that 14th Floor want mainstream music from Biffy; I almost feel as if these B-sides are Biffy's backhanded way of continuing to offer more experimental stuff to their older fans.
i dont mind so much the arguements on this thing you know, cuz they have to go back to this page to reply. thus this track starts automatically. what better way to vent your squabbling while listening one hell of a decent track! :)
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@ImthtCrazyKid what the fuck are you on about, not only is this song quality... its clearly not "fake" its blatantly Simon Neil singing... and the band sounds exactly like biffy... (coz it is.)
i bet your just a puzzles fan boy that actually knows nothing about biffy...
@Tech1know Jesus, so many things wrong. The guy that said "fake" is clearly just being stupid on purpose. You then call him a " puzzles fan boy ". What the fuck? How condesending and childish. You can't even get the fucking album name right and your attempting to be a smug prick about how your "fav band" sold out!
@manicmacintosh it seems your jumping to some conclusions... what to you suggests when he said "fake and gay" he was being stupid on purpose? yeah sure, i typed the Album name wrong... ill take that on the chin. but i gave no indication that i thought they had sold out, or that they were my "fav band"
IF the comment was done as some kind of shit joke then i take back what i said...
however it looks to me like he was saying this isn't biffy, and is shit, both i disagree with.
@Tech1know By calling him a " puzzles fan boy " it definetly implies that you think anyone who is a "fan" of "puzzles" is somewhat idiotic. I'll let you in on the "fake" joke. Morons like to say that on random videos because they think it's funny! Of course this isn't fake!?! So yes! Saying someone "knows nothing about Biffy" is as childish as me calling you an idiot over the internet.
@manicmacintosh Puzzle is a an awesome well written album, i love it obviously theyr thinking only true fans like every album. but how can you not be aloud to be classed as a fan for really likeing one album. grow up, music snobs eh.
@daveplusthree - It is probably because of the fact that every song on Only Revolutions are absolutely amazing. These are still crackin' tunes, but I'll bet the Record Company wouldn't be behind lyrics such as 'can you feel my dick slap?' haha. :)
it should be on an album and a single
croupee313 2 weeks ago
i love this <3, im going to sing it on open mic if i can figure it out
croupee313 2 weeks ago
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NSDDiablo 4 weeks ago
perfect
altoja78 4 weeks ago
3 people couldn't feel Simon's dick slap.
TheSeanQuinnShow 1 month ago 2
i think they secretly left these unreal songs as b-side for us fans cus they love us! lol
eilieo 2 months ago
As Ben Johnston said in Rhythm magazine "fuck off" to the people saying Biffy have gone mainstream. Who has a hit single in various time signatures such as 15/16 (Mountains)? Bubbles with a strange strcuture and 7/4 outro, that golden rule with an utterly incredible musical outro and very fucking heavy verses. Sold out i think the term is improved musically!
nokroblosho 4 months ago 7
cracking song. proper grower after 2 listens
martinaldo10 5 months ago
1 person couldn't feel Simon's dick slap.
AidyDamage 6 months ago 15
this would be the best song most bands could write, in my opinion it is one of the best biffy have wrote, but the fact that it cannot even make it on to an album says alot about the bands song writing prowess, and all this old biffy were less mainstream - listen to blackened sky songs on there could definately have been popular pop songs, they just didnt get the recognition then. anyways every album they have released is immense even puzzles - and i have been listening to biffy for years!!!
danhors84 6 months ago 2
1 person cant feel Simon's dick slap!
jwright360 6 months ago
I still love only revolutions, but it's not as good as the earlier stuff, however, these B-Sides just prove that they still no there shit xD
excelisinsane 6 months ago
as you can see, i see no dislikes which then concludes that this song is absolutely amazing.
lornanosnhoj21 7 months ago
@lornanosnhoj21 Some bastard disliked it :/
8LlamaRama8 6 months ago
@8LlamaRama8 well, this then concludes that the person who disliked it is an utter bastard.
lornanosnhoj21 6 months ago
"Can you feel my dick slap baby?"
isn't as good as "I wouldn't want to get fucked by a kangaroo in any position"
nokroblosho 8 months ago 6
Biffy should definitely go with a different record company and release this sort of stuff. So much better, but all their stuff is great on the whole :) MON THE BIFF!
SirTomathy 9 months ago 3
@SirTomathy Amen, i have an infinity land tat. everytime i look at it it reminds of the better era's they had.
bitcrusherrr 8 months ago
My reaction to this song: Aaaaaaaawh <333 WHAT?!?! ....aaaaaaaawh <333
srsly "can you feel my dick slap" lololol
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vampriefreaks321 1 year ago
Every one of these three Bubbles B-sides should've been on the album instead of God And Satan, Born on A Horse, and Know Your Quarry.
Still, as that's not how it is, I know I'm buying the Bubbles CD Single, and then the other two songs off iTunes.
Biffy damn well deserve the money I'll spend buying Bubbles itself 3 times after the amazing job they've done with the four songs.
TEKwing3 1 year ago 2
@TEKwing3 Its a shame that 14th Floor want mainstream music from Biffy; I almost feel as if these B-sides are Biffy's backhanded way of continuing to offer more experimental stuff to their older fans.
I don't know. They're fantastic anyway.
TheNeutralFan 11 months ago 2
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lilapes120 1 year ago
Songs so addicting, brilliant tune !!
m2a2r5k 1 year ago
i dont mind so much the arguements on this thing you know, cuz they have to go back to this page to reply. thus this track starts automatically. what better way to vent your squabbling while listening one hell of a decent track! :)
kimj0123 1 year ago
Now now children... less arguments, more Biffy...
99sd3763 1 year ago
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Can You Feel MY Dick Slap, Can You Feel My Dick Slap Baby
RodMan18 1 year ago
Can You Feel My Dick Slap , Can YOu Feel My Dick Slap
RodMan18 1 year ago
Biffy Clyro should make a massive album of ALL of their B-Sides, some of them are better than the actual tracks on the album.
andyardley 1 year ago 2
lol, i found this AWESOME song just by typing hiya into the search for the hell of it.....good find, though!
Blackmark456 1 year ago
@Blackmark456 same!
Tech1know 1 year ago
why do some of there very best songs have to be JUST b-sides!
Lauriex123 1 year ago
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5by5wisher 1 year ago
fake and gay
ImthtCrazyKid 1 year ago
@ImthtCrazyKid
what is? :S
swtownsend 1 year ago
@ImthtCrazyKid what the fuck are you on about, not only is this song quality... its clearly not "fake" its blatantly Simon Neil singing... and the band sounds exactly like biffy... (coz it is.)
i bet your just a puzzles fan boy that actually knows nothing about biffy...
Tech1know 1 year ago
@Tech1know you're an idiot mate.
manicmacintosh 1 year ago
@manicmacintosh care to elaborate? or just going to throw hollow insults about the Internet like every one else?
Tech1know 1 year ago
@Tech1know Jesus, so many things wrong. The guy that said "fake" is clearly just being stupid on purpose. You then call him a " puzzles fan boy ". What the fuck? How condesending and childish. You can't even get the fucking album name right and your attempting to be a smug prick about how your "fav band" sold out!
manicmacintosh 1 year ago
@manicmacintosh it seems your jumping to some conclusions... what to you suggests when he said "fake and gay" he was being stupid on purpose? yeah sure, i typed the Album name wrong... ill take that on the chin. but i gave no indication that i thought they had sold out, or that they were my "fav band"
IF the comment was done as some kind of shit joke then i take back what i said...
however it looks to me like he was saying this isn't biffy, and is shit, both i disagree with.
Tech1know 1 year ago
@Tech1know By calling him a " puzzles fan boy " it definetly implies that you think anyone who is a "fan" of "puzzles" is somewhat idiotic. I'll let you in on the "fake" joke. Morons like to say that on random videos because they think it's funny! Of course this isn't fake!?! So yes! Saying someone "knows nothing about Biffy" is as childish as me calling you an idiot over the internet.
manicmacintosh 1 year ago
@manicmacintosh Puzzle is a an awesome well written album, i love it obviously theyr thinking only true fans like every album. but how can you not be aloud to be classed as a fan for really likeing one album. grow up, music snobs eh.
myusernamesux321 1 year ago
@myusernamesux321 When did I say you couldn't?!?
manicmacintosh 1 year ago
@manicmacintosh someone else did apparently
myusernamesux321 1 year ago
Addicted to this song man, Thanks for the upload!!
AnonMusicable 1 year ago 40
"look at the starless night, we can shine forever" <3
themorganator4 1 year ago
@daveplusthree - It is probably because of the fact that every song on Only Revolutions are absolutely amazing. These are still crackin' tunes, but I'll bet the Record Company wouldn't be behind lyrics such as 'can you feel my dick slap?' haha. :)
shutsy93 1 year ago
this is my favorite song of their new eps. i really think this song should have been on the album. just my opinion :/
angelswillarise 1 year ago
loads of the b-sides are just as good as the ones on the album, in fact i probably like some better! nice lyrics!! :P
mysteriousophelia23 1 year ago
:-D That is all :-D
mrsschneebly 1 year ago
fck, this song is amazing:D.
musicandshizz 1 year ago
Wow. Just found this recently and it's a real grower. "Can you feel my dick slap?" Simon you dirty dog :-D
amongamongmingers57 1 year ago 3
WHY DID THEY ALL NOT MAKE THE ALBUM?
daveplusthree 1 year ago 4
@daveplusthree Because of 14th Floor maybe?
Jasonsummersgill 1 year ago
@Jasonsummersgill i believe it was a rhetorical question
Crackbaby444 1 year ago
@Crackbaby444 I didn't think it was...so I answered it pretty bluntly...either way...we're all in agreement here :P
Jasonsummersgill 1 year ago
Got the vinyl bundle - worth every cent for this gem! Thanks for the upload :D
JoeDull 1 year ago
hey conor :)
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matt666heafy 1 year ago
Yes, I think he did! I nearly spit my coke out :-)))
FaFaFaFarinFan 1 year ago
is he saying 'can you feel my dick slap' ?
bitcrusherrr 1 year ago 100
@bitcrusherrr
i think he definitely is
no other band could possibly sneak that in
amazing song though, love it, well done biffy
mrmajestikical 1 year ago
@mrmajestikical Sneak it in? It's clearly audible.
manicmacintosh 1 year ago
@bitcrusherrr LOL no!
myusernamesux321 1 year ago
@bitcrusherrr noooo LOLOLOL
myusernamesux321 1 year ago
@bitcrusherrr aye he is haha
EvasionTactic 1 year ago
@bitcrusherrr yea he does :)
Wolfie2kaii9 1 year ago
amazing song got this on 7 inch
wholelottaconnor 1 year ago
@wholelottaconnor 7 inch dick slap?
blomf1eld 1 year ago 3