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  • i dont think you said fuck enough

  • ALTHOUGH I'M A CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN (Baptist), I no longer believe that the Bible teaches eternal torment or suffering. The Bible teaches eternal punishment, but it's not eternal torment. In my popular Internet article, TRADITIONAL DOCTRINE OF HELL EVOLVED FROM GREEK ROOTS, I explain how and why teaching of eternal torment entered early into Christianity and how Scriptures have been misinterpreted and taken out of context to support that teaching. ~Babu G. Ranganathan (B.A. theology/biology)

  • GOD, HEAVEN, AND SEX: Internet article examines the Biblical possibility of sex in heaven. Human sexuality isn't just for reproduction. There are reasons the Bible requires marriage for sex on earth, but those reasons won't exist in heaven. Scripture teaches, in heaven, we'll be like the angels only in one sense - no marriage, but we won't be like angels in every other way (i.e. Bible says we'll enjoy food and drink). Psalm 16:11 says there will be great spiritual joy and pleasures in heaven.

  • SCIENCE SHOWS THAT THE UNIVERSE could not have sustained itself eternally because of entropy. Einstein confirmed that space, matter, and time had a beginning! That beginning had to be supernatural because natural laws have no ability to bring the universe into existence from nothing. The supernatural cannot be proved by science but science points to a supernatural intelligence for the origin and order of the universe ~ HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM (Article)

  • NATURAL LAWS CAN EXPLAIN how an airplane works or how a cell works, but undirected natural laws cannot explain the origin of either. What about natural selection? Natural selection doesn't produce anything. It only "selects" from what is produced and it only operates once there is life, not before. If a variation occurs that helps a species survive, then that species survives (is "selected"). That's all it is! Don't worship it! Read my article: HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM

  • I'VE GIVEN LECTURES defending scientific creationism before science faculty and students at various secular colleges. At the end, I opened up for comments, questions, rebuttals. Very few of the evolutionist science faculty criticized what I had to say, and, when they did, I successfully refuted them. They knew enough science to realize that what I was saying was true. Dawkins is playing on the scientific ignorance of the masses! Read my Internet article in Pravda: WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS!

  • DAWKINS, HITCHENS, AND HAWKING REFUSE TO DEBATE with creationists who are SCIENTISTS, such as the scientists at The Institute for Creation Research. Dawkins and his friends only debate non-scientist creationists. Read my popular Internet articles: ARE FOSSILS REALLY MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD? HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM, ANY LIFE ON MARS CAME FROM EARTH, WAR AMONG EVOLUTIONISTS! MISSING LINKS THAT NEVER WERE!

  • You homosexuals are all alike. Instead of presenting actual evidence you simply use ad hominem attacks. The total lack of evidence for your religion of evolution forces you to do this. Wake-up you simple evolutards. Repent and stand like men. Don't be such cowards in this war between God and Satan. Remember if you are against God then you are a loser.

  • @thechessstick ; Keep your homosexual fantasies off my channel.

  • @thechessstick uneducated twat!

  • Haha, okay I tried my best to try to understand wat u were saying and well I think I might understand wat Ur trying to say. Okay, now at no point in Ur Vid do u actually refute this with any proof, all u actually do is say that we don't know what were talking about and cuss alot to add sentence length so that the ignorant person will think you are smart. Yes, there are more than one trilobite eyes, I think we all know that because there is more than one trilobite fossils, and since u are confus

  • @snowleopard2539 ed i will try to explain this to you, by complex we mean like a computer is more complex than a watch (And i do not mean as that specific ratio of complexity) for more go to my channel, rate and subscribe, then go to the link in ay one of my vids. :)

  • I think that creationists count compound eyes as being more complex than regular eyes. And if an eye uses 2 rigid lenses to focus light, instead of 1 lens that can change shape, they consider the 2 lens eye more complex.

    :-D

  • @Heathenfidel ; That's a good point: just how =DO= Creationists determine what type of eye is more complex than others?! Beats me! As far as I know there is no metric except "Because I believe it."

  • Come on, tell us what you REALLY think of 'a01011399'.

  • "What scientist says that trilobites have more complex eyes?"

    I can answer that for you. His name is Henry Morris. Read 'The Genesis Flood'

  • What scientist says that trilobites have more complex eyes?

  • I was being snarky and sarcastic.

    Back in the 70's I heard noted creationist Henry Morris make that claim at a talk he gave in Albuquerque. I think Morris is long dead, but he was the father of 'Flood Geology', and wrote a book with Whitcomb called 'The Genesis Flood' that you can probably still find in a Christian bookstore near you.

  • you have effectively communicated the general feeling of exasperation experienced by many regarding the religious truth blockers.

    Religions have to distort evidence then tell the big lie in order to achieve the objective of control through propaganda and persuading the masses to accept the void of ignorance. Religion then attempts to fill the void to gain political control. Bottom line, get the other guy to do the grunt work while you sit in the comfy temple of OMGWTF whatever fairytale.

  • Oh my god! I had to put my coffee down. I'm not watching any more of your videos first thing in the morning. You're so right!

    You got a new sub.

  • @gregelliselizabethno:

    Fucking close your account immediately, you fucking fuck!

  • @gregelliselizabethno

    Gtfo troll.

  • @gregelliselizabethno You're right. Logic and reason with some profanities mixed in can't possibly have any clout or credibility. As where circular non-logic with ad hominin remarks slathered in arrogant retoric is by definition the ultimate truth.

  • Actually, you will find that his use of profanities is a direct result of continual exposure to the inanities of creationists. The English language is a beautiful thing and DP does an excellent job of selecting the words that most suit the situation he is addressing. No other words will do when dealing with stupidity so immense that it generates its own gravitational field,.

  • Keep your homosexual fantasies off my channel.

  • @gregelliselizabethno Your biggest argument is his presentation?

  • Hahahahah. 1:20 - 1:30  Had me laughing XD

  • *takes about 5 hours.*

    ALL THE SCIENTISTS MUST BE WRONG!!!!1111

    Is that gravity logo thing on a shirt? I'd love to have one of those.

  • LOL!!! Desert uses wikipedia for his sources in the info? HAHAHAHA!! Way to use peer reviewed papers to back yourself up! Wikipedia is like quoting a grade school book for a source. Welcome to the super genius that is DesertPhile.

  • UR LEIK SO RIGHT!!! LOLOLOLOL-

    No you not. Wikipedia is a pretty accurate source for info and they do have sources at the bottom of the page you can look up and judge for yourself. Occasionally they get stuff wrong, and trolls sometimes come on post misleading info but the majority of the science stuff at least it pretty spit on.

  • It's obvious you haven't actually been involved in any real debates. When debating on actual scientific premise you quote actual peer reviewed articles for your references. Wiki is not peer reviewed evidence and isn't a reliable source. Someday when you're older you'll realize how this all really works.

  • can i ask, and i don't mean this to sound like i am being an arshole, but you sound more interested in science and reason than your avarage creationist. could you cite one piece of peer reviewed creationist or ID literature, on anything anywhere or even point to one that was submited and turned down

  • No problem and a fair question. There is, to my knowledge, no printed peer reviewed papers from creationists. I do know that Stephen Meyer wrote a paper and it had been peer reviewed and approved but when other scientists found out it involved 'intelligent design' it was immediately thrown out even though it had already been approved. Stephen used in his paper the exact same scientific model as was used by Darwin but when it was discovered it pertained to ID they said it couldn't be printed.

  • Meyer "peer reviewed" his own paper,: redefining what "peer review" means. He then by-passed editorial review and had his paper printed before the magazine editors read it. Nobody except him approved it, and it was not "thrown out."

  • Well that's not how I heard it happened. I read that he sent if off for peer review, it was sent back to him with revisions, he made the suggested revisions and sent it for publication, some other scientists caught wind of it and had it thrown out because it wasn't based off of materialistic evolution. Do you have the article on where he approved it himself? That'd be interesting to read actually.

  • I never thought about it that way "Humans say what the bloody fuck a feather is." I gotta remember that.

  • That lady had a cross around her neck LOL!

  • needed a few more "fucks" in there.

    Love the response though!

    Even more, I love the drawing of you! Who did it?

  • My answer to the title of this video : why would you want or need to?

    Refuting requires logic and they creationists don't use it, so you can't win through debate.

  • Hi David. That's fascinating about the 42 different emergences of the "eye".  Tom

  • Hi David. That's fascinating about the 42 different independent emergences of the "eye". Cool! Thank you. Tom

  • Wow, your videos are unwatchable.

  • WoW! 42 separate wild historical accidents that just happened to create eyes. Boy am I glad you cleared that up. I thought you and Richard would be at a loss to tell us how eyes came about. Good thing you read "Climbing Mount Improbable" Now we know that they came about by accident 42 different times. Those silly creationists why don't they just read good science books like those by Richard Dawkins.

    Hey how about a sailing video. Ya know, something you actually know about.

  • Who says that the eye came about by accident?

  • Creationists are lacking a proper education.

  • Sam Kinnison and George Carlin's ghosts come together to create the most awesome reply vid ever.

  • "150145 million years ago"

    We have a fossil record from 150 billion years ago? O.o

  • You tube dropped the dash. It does the same with commas and the like.

  • Well, desertphile, you seem to be feeling better, eh? Back to your old self 100%?

  • your great desertphile, but i think you are getting angrier at the cultists, thats also fine but dont hurt yourself over it.

  • I'm thinking of putting 'gravity' on a t-shirt with your picture below it. I don't know if it will be your face, or of you kneeling in the oven.

    That way I can walk around wearing it and every once in awhile a person will seek to catch my eye. He/She will glance down (hopefully she) and acknowledge my t-shirt with a hint of a smile and the slightest of approving nods as we pass. We will then part ways joyfully knowing that there are at least two people on that street aware of your awesomeness.

  • By any chance, are you printing T-shirts with that portrait?

  • "I have lasagna in the oven and I can hardly wait to get to it!" The best part!

    But you do have valid arguments. =p

  • Could you please refrain from using curse words on youtube

  • @mariocaric fuck no.

  • @mariocaric

    Swearing is a natural part of the english language used in emphasis and incident, and nothing alieviates frustration better than a good "Flip!" "Fiddlesticks!" or "Fairycakes!"

    Youtube is an open forum.

    Freedom of speech is goshdarned awesome, so take your opinion on cursewords and insert it into your winky eye blunt end first you brown eye spelunker.

    ;-)

  • @spifflication

    And furthermore, as I often ask, why waste expensive words on cheap people?

  • Should I not feed the troll?

  • @spifflication

    Oh yes, of course.

  • You're probably right.  Starve troll starve!

  • From the point of view of priests, there's no money in evolution.

  • I'd buy a t-shirt with that Gravity portrait on it!

  • Your Videos Are Never Boring...!

  • The assclownery never ends.

  • Fossilise Fossil eyes

    How would that happen?

    Epis win as always

  • the oldest baby, the youngest toddler :) where is the line?

  • ThEEEEE! GRAVITY!

  • I hope you feel better after getting that out? :)

  • I'd buy a GRAVITY!!! T-shirt.

  • @chrisuzwhite ME TOO!

  • GRAVITYYY!

  • Good Rant on eyes/Feathers DP, you make valid points. One of the comment mistakes that Creationists make, is that they seem to believe evolution results in more and more complex critters and that is simply not true. Planarians, a simple worm, have simple eyes, and they have been around a long time; on the other hand most plants are more complex than we are, if you consider their genome, and they don't have any eyes at all. The Kiwi, a flightless Bird, has simple feathers, and it's still around.

  • Not comment, common

  • I think that cultists believe that evolution is always toward more complexity is because the stupid fucks think that humans are at the "top of the ladder," they think that humans are some how vastly superior ("of a higher order") than any other species. Ergo the stupid fucks think they're the culmination of evolution -- which they warp in to Creationist fantasy, sublamenting the fact of evolution (which they *know* happens) with their deity construct mythologies.

  • @NotSoOldHippy, you are right, they believe the universe revolves around them, and that everything else is disposable in some fashion. It irritates the living heck out of me, that use just enough science to look stupid, and yet have no clue what the hell they are talking about. They condemn science, and yet use it for a number of comforts. I have more respect for the Amish. Our Genome carries just about the same amount of information as does a chicken. And they eat their own shit.

  • The fundamental problem is that creationists do not recognize the non-anthropomorphic nature of reality. Reality, to them, has an anthropomorphic intelligence guiding it called their "god" therefore all things must have a "purpose" as well as imposing other purely human concepts upon reality. The ever present all consuming insistence in a divine creator precludes any other interpretation of reality than one caused and driven by human concepts, passions, and actions. It's like a mind virus.

  • Hell, if cultists need a "purpose" to existance, they look at those around them who do not have deity constructs and they feel *embarrassed* about having to contrive elaborate fantasy to cope with life while the rest of us do not.

    I think that a lot of the religious hate and crimes against normal people are because cultists hate us for not needing fantasy to cope.

  • That sounds like "They hate us for our freedoms." As a former cultist myself I can tell you that if that thought is in their minds it is very well submerged. Actually, they don't think you're 'coping' at all. They "hate" because they are told to "hate" non-belief and all its ilk. And as I said, because they view all things through the lens of an anthropomorphic creator-god fantasy in which the supreme being is driven by base human emotion, jealousy, hatred, and self aggrandizement.

  • What theists believe of think is a mystery to me (I've never been one), but I don't think it is "jealousy of freedom" that causes so many theists to loathe atheists: it appears to be a seething resentment against atheists because atheists live moral, ethical, and fulfilled lives without belief in gods--- something a disturbingly high number of theists say they cannot do.

  • As a former theist who hobnobbed with other theists for decades I think I can safely tell you it isn't that either. You see, they don't SEE anyone else living moral, ethical, and fulfilled lives because they don't BELIEVE that it can happen. They believe every human being is BROKEN and must be repaired through faith ...their brand of faith. Things like facts and evidence don't play into it. It is all based on unreasonable beliefs about how the world works. They hate what they think god hates.

  • Dead On!!! Best Comment Ever...FTW!!!

  • How did you escape faith? Did it take a long time?

  • Yes. It goes without saying its pretty complicated. It has to do more with being willing to honest with oneself than anything. Or so it was in my experience. Your mileage may vary.

  • LOL. "Your mileage may vary". I like that. Very amusing, and thanks for your insights.

  • Good Vid, but don't get too worked up over their nonsense, I'd hate for you to give yourself an aneurysm making a reply to someone that's probably not even gonna understand your point

  • We see "eye" to "eye" on this one!

  • Feathernes in nature, hahaha.

  • The hubris and stupidity of the sub-species homo creationist never ceases to amaze me!

  • dude you crack me up every time, i hope the lasagna was good

  • The lasagna was awesome, and I wish I could have shared it with everyone. I added cauliflower and broccoli.

  • @Desertphile Once of the best lagana I ever had was prepared with venison.

  • Lasagne... great choice, I gonna bake me one, too.

  • ROTFL! You are one of a kind, sir!

  • I certainly understand your frustration. The Experts continue to parade evidence for evolution before them, while the uneducated stand on the sidelines and throw stones

  • 'boreeeeeing'!

  • I would purchase that GRAVITY drawing.

  • I had lasagne las night mmm.

  • Shakira's booty FTW.

  • Good to see another vid from you again!

    Hope you had a happy new year, my strange desert dwelling friend!

  • Jeez, Desertphile, you shouldn't hold back so much. Why don't you tell us how you really feel?

  • a lot of "fucking" in the video :))) lol

  • its B) false , the square root of 9 is +3 or -3

  • now I remember why I subscribed to you, good to see you back on form.

  • You seem a little more irritable in this video than most of your others.

  • "I have lasagna in the oven" made me want to rate this video higher than a 5.

  • I had an exchange in comments with someone regarding feathers recently, I even took the trouble to look up a journal reference to quote at them.

    Only to discover that I had not spotted the use of the word 'not' in their previous comment, thus I was agreeing with them when I thought I was criticizing..

    I went back to sleep after that.

  • Q: What did god say after he created The Trilobite Eye?

    A: What the FUCK are YOU looking at?!?

    badaboom chhhhh...

    Thank you, thank you very much.

  • ROFL! The gads always seem to hate their own creations. Kind of the Frankenstein Monster Syndrome thing.

  • True, I imagine even Kent Hovind hates VenomFangX. : )

  • DP goes from gravity.. too....

    COMPLEXITY?? CAN YOU DEFINE COMPLEXITY???!! WHY DO WE ALWAYS HEAR ABOUT COMPLEXITY!?!?

    C O M P L E X I T Y !! ! !! !

  • You are getting lasanga? Wow cool. I want some too save some okay?

    Research and understanding seem to go beyond the scope of creationists. Even when it comes to their own position. That is why the still use the same spoon fed arguments.

    Creationist are people spoon fed their bullshit. No thoughts of their own still using arguments that were debunked over decades ago.

  • LOL. Did you see how red your face got ?

    You're gonna end up back in hospital again, and we don't want that !

    Thanks for the entertainment just the same.

  • Your videos are NEAT.

    Cathartic, even.

    I should call people stupid like this in MY videos a little more; until I do, yours are a delight to me. :)

  • It´s not good for your health when you put to many restrictions on yourself. Just let it out and you´ll feel much better.

  • "The eye is more complex than most modern day eyes."

    Yeah, even if that was true, so what?

    As a kid I was in love with Rube Goldberg machines... Those machines are INCREDIBLY complicated, and often rely on every single piece working in frustrating unison with each other...

    Which is better, my alarm clock, or the rube goldberg machine (which often requires an alarm clock...).

  • Complicated systems don't equate instantly into being hard to create. The Rube Goldberg machine is, while frustrating, fairly easy to make.

    So even if we give him the benefit of the doubt and claim that their eyes WERE more complex, it's a moot point. Often the more "sophisticated", the more "simple" it seems.

  • Wow, 32 fucks in one video. DP, you should be careful man, you're going to give yourself a fucking heart attack one of these days.

  • It seems DP has fully recovered from his recent illness and has returned stronger than ever. WTF did they give you in the hospital?

    This is one of the best (if not THE best) video you have ever made. Awesome!

  • Last part made me laugh fucking loud.

    DP, keep up the great video posting!

  • i am glad i subscribed to you ;)

  • Good bloody fucking video.

    I'm pretty bloody fucking sure that most bloody fucking creationists wouldn't bloody fucking know if they had the bloody fucking Empire State Building up their bloody fucking arses until the bloody fucking window cleaners arrived.

  • lmao.....its almost impossible not to talk SLOW AND LOUD when refering to these people. its like trying to give directions to a mongolian with down syndrome.

  • ¡Very good!

  • "The trilobite eye"

    This was clearly all a misunderstanding.

    He has the Trilobite confused with the Cyclobite.

    (The one-eyed monster of Early-Cambrian lore)

  • 1:28 there is all so the fact that the hard parts of a trilobite became important only after eyes evolved.

    2:56 it's just a lie. the oldest feathers we've found are like down just loose filaments that probably helped keep the dinosaurs warm.

  • Damn it Desertphile, few people here on YouTube treat creationist assclown fucktard wanker morons with the deserved disdain as you do. I just wish you would not make excuses for some of them claiming them to be mentally ill to spare them from your wrath.

  • Chainsaw powered horse?

  • Well duh.. gerbil powered horses didn't work out so well.

  • LOL! Gerbil-powered horses. Hell, that's going to stick in my brain for years.

  • 42 times? The eye must be the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the universe, and everything!

  • But creationists ... don't know what a 'metric' is!!

  • I'm not entirely sure what exactly Creationists DO understand.

  • Back in perfect form

  • how do I get a gravity t-shirt? because I want one so bad :D

  • Same here...

  • I make 3. But I would buy 10.

  • feathers are good sex toys for gals who dont like it rough.

  • Which came first? The feather or the duster? You know that athiest scientists made all those "fossils" and put them out there for others to find. Carbon dating is also a fraud put out by athiest scientists and evil doers.

    I'll take twelve orders of french fries please...

  • what i want to know is which came first, the desertphile or gravity ;)

  • Neither...the hat came first.

  • That makes sense. In the absence of gravity, David grew downwards from his hat. When he had reached the level of "too complex to be caused", gravity came into being - because that is his nature.

  • Why would anyone want to dust feathers anyway?

  • How eye-ronic!!!

  • I'm skeptical of the effectiveness of screaming the truth at people :/

  • Sadly, I think the creotards only hear "scientists say what had a feather and what it is. science just makes it up as it goes along."

    BUT...DESERT! Where did you get that GRAVITY! sign? I want it as my wallpaper for my pc. Who made it?

  • Okay, my question was answered lol...as I was posting...but where can i get a jpg of it?

  • rage followed by lasagna. Nice. lol

  • can feathers even be fossilized????

  • Greetings! One of the oldest known fossils of protofeathers has traces of keratin, which is pretty darn amazing; most fossilized feathers and protofeathers are mere impressions, but they are still classifies as "fossils" (the same with feet prints).

  • I think it's amusing that there's a caption under the picture of the guy on the chalk board that reads "SCIENTIST."

    LOL! Just so that there's no confusion. LOL.

  • @NotSoOldHippy Ya and he looks like hes a MAD scientist too!

  • Awesome drawing. I would love to wear that at work or even better, pin it to my cubicle wall.

  • Thanks!

  • Is that your phone ringing? Its CafePress and they want to talk to you.

    :-)

  • As you can see, lots of people love that drawing. Yes, if I can get a T-shirt I'll post it on the cubicle wall here and make a video of it. }:-}

  • Wow, David, I don't think I've ever seen you this angry before.

  • LOL! Then you haven't watch enough of his videos.

  • Oh I have, but in this one it almost seems like he's truly angry and not just yelling while calling them fucktards.