Scrubs 303 - My White Whale [1/3]

[LaydBakBrownEyed]

i didn't think the into could get any shorter...nvm

[demanmetpet]

they actually called patient number 3 randall like in spin city. love this show 

[mohle33]

and that is patient number 3 from spin city haha!

[F9000LIi]

I WILL FEED THAT ONE DISLIKER TO THE BLACH WHALE!! xD

[wagneristhebest]

HES NOT WEARING SHORTS 3:20 ?!

[MILFHUNTER8000]

@wagneristhebest He is you downy Are you like blind

[SickBritKid]

"Couldn't you at least buy her breakfast!?"

[luismendezs]

3 down -- who's next - M. J. Fox? :D

[Grace911Maxzime]

3:43 my dogs name is Dixie!!

[Floater976]

J.D never sees his girlfriend....he never broke upp with her...

[shanmalic]

Dr. Cox: RL Troll

[Jzisy]

JD's with Jordan's Sister, this is actually the 9th episode of the series :)

[NorwaysSuburbia]

You make me wanna kill myself and everyone around me! :D

[Smurfkiller121]

ATTENTION: THIS EPISODE IS MY DIRTY LITTLE SECRET NOT MY WHITE WHALE

[Eluzara]

@Smurfkiller121 Right you are! Plus, at least one scene has been cut out.

[BrendanZengeni]

Wrong he's dead.

LOL

[MyChemicalWassage]

isnt JD dating Jamie?

[TheRandomness96]

What an apisapaleain r something 4:36

[TheAlanShelley]

@TheRandomness96 its a religious movement ...part of Christianity i think 

[thebest3921]

Black Whale ! wahaha

[seravox]

"no one makes fun of carla" PRUUUUUUDE!!!!!! omg she pisses me off

[TheAlanShelley]

@seravox yeh but so hot 

[RohRohToday]

Delivery guy shd stick to death metal.

[schnorschrajaxx]

don't you enter the anus for a pelvic exam or am i getting this wrong?

[extremepickle]

What's the name of the song at 2:06

[AmirShiningStar]

@extremepickle I don't know if it matters now, but i was searching for it too, here it is Bryan Adams-Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman, hope it was helpful

[zelda2ownage156]

Shortest intro yet lol

[NeoBuddhist]

"He's got hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, with severe secondary pulmonary hypertension"

"Wrong, he's dead. Another one bites the dust, huh, sport?"

Favorite part of this episode, I must say.

[MrBas25]

Bill Lawrence / the writers clearly love Spin City for inviting a lot of the cast. Third so far, can't remember if they invite more of the cast since its been some time since i saw all episodes xD

[Delta2334Rockstar111]

So which one is ACTUALLY your "My White Whale" episode for Scrubs?

[BeJay91]

@Delta2334Rockstar111 watch?v=8joB3C9D4bI, the actual "my white whale" episode. enjoy :)

[19311978]

You stop it! You stop it! STOP IT STOP STOP IT ARGH!!! LOLOL!!! Dr. Cox is the best!

[TheChosenOne538]

"Well you might wanan double check with,Your mom!" i think i peed a little bit...

[BestDamnLiifexD]

"its too late...c'mon Perry get together get together..you stop it,YOU STOP IT...c`mon you idiot" haha that was like 4 different voices in on sentence.. how can he do this things with his voice?? haha gotta love johnny c. 

[aki20947]

@ 2:13 Bryan Adams - Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman?

[3sweetful]

omg I've been looking for this episode forever love it!!!!

[predator267]

What the fuck is with the intro

[HORRIOR]

"You rang" gets laughs always. 

[Song476]

Does anyone know the episode where JD is writing on the wall, the Janitor pulls the sheet away and permanent marker gets on the wall?

[Reido2k8]

@Song476 It's in My White Whale, this episode is actually called My Dirty Secret.

[adambingi]

Lloyd!

[zeroguepirate]

I wonder what would happen if just once someone walked away during one of Cox's rants. Someone besides Kelso..

[JaylenSky]

JD usually has the best fantasies...

[phantomtrekkie9]

I spent a day inside that wall, thinking that I was a mermaid!

Oh my gosh... :D

[MissAlli97]

lol @ 5:28

[marissawtts]

so heres the thing, you don't throw around loose trash and i wont have to waste an entire work day granting the wishes of imaginary fishermen, k?

[1santino1]

The cinematography was quite well done when Carla was shouting at the delivery man (forgot the name) really adds emphasis on the entire conversation

[joevictor53]

@1santino1 Especially considering she's the same height as him If anything, he's slightly taller than her

[KrissiDi]

Uh does that really happen in real life? That would just be the weirdest!

[emiynu]

still haven't fixed it. :-(

[hitsumatsulover]

what kind of pelvic exam is that? Its very uncomfortable in real life...

[LadyLatias]

@hitsumatsulover Well, that women is like, 52, maybe she hasn't had sex in so long that her nerves freaked out at the first touch?

A COLD touch as well mind you.

[marissawtts]

3:52 - 4:10 best perry moment

[lukassnakeman]

wasp guy looks like he could be alec baldwin's dad

[Mattskis36]

1 person has never satisfied a woman, or has never been satisfied. Either way, I sympathize.

[WillHapgood2]

2:30 is the funniest conversation ever :L

[nimywimy1991]

I feel really dumb asking but what did Dr. Cox mean when he asked his patient if they were "wasps"? And he said Apiskapalien? I am confused. : x

[ChiudiLaPorta]

@nimywimy1991

I was going to ask the very same question!!! The italian dubbing says "are you two PROTESTANTS?" and the answer is "Episcopalian". I was wondering if Dr. Cox is meant to be of Irish descent (= Catholic) and then, more emotional

[nimywimy1991]

@ChiudiLaPorta well I googled it and I found it stands for White Anglo Saxon Protestant.

[lashaloola]

@ChiudiLaPorta

I believe he's making a reference to the KKK. The members of the KKK were all "White Anglo-Saxon Protestants" or WASPs.

[trevdawg12]

This is "my dirty secret" it's the ninth episode of the season

[marissawtts]

jordan looks pretty in this episode

[conradpll]

It's not "My white Whale" episode :( and... i don't no which one is it...

[Mangaboy94]

"Black Whale"

"You rang?"

LOL

[xGothicScreamx]

Wtf ANOTHER actor from Spin City? Jesus..

[sidisbuff]

"I spent a week inside those walls thinking I was a mermaid." Haha, classic Janitor.

[AlexSlivi]

this is not my white whale, this is my dirty secret

[ecunidi]

scrubs.mopnt.com/music/

[FeefeeandZip]

Wait, whos jd's gf?

[MrPerfect2000Z]

@FeefeeandZip I assume he is talking about TCW(Tasty Coma Wife).It was never said that they broke up

[markus2815]

@MrPerfect2000Z

in the finale he visions her and she tells him "you never called"

thats probably why they broke up

[TheTomislavko]

@FeefeeandZip  TCW

[marissawtts]

@FeefeeandZip jamie

[MrQwerty2355]

@FeefeeandZip TCW

[MiniGuitarpanda]

@FeefeeandZip tasty coma wife

[TasteForDisaster]

@FeefeeandZip TCW

[marissawtts]

sean looks like sooo uncomfortable when that person had an orgasm. he looked so funny

[marissawtts]

u rang?

[Howler54]

I like how Carla tramped over that delivery guy for his career choice, when she herself got a major breakdown after the "I'll be the doctor and you be the nurse -incident" with JD.

[scrubsfan26]

This is not White whale. This is Dirty secret

[YellowLemonRedApple]

"So elliots boyfriend comes back for the weekend just as my girlfriend leaves town for the holidays..."

who the fuck is JD dating??

[TBHGTFO]

@YellowLemonRedApple Isnt it that coma wife Jamie?

[MrQwerty2355]

@YellowLemonRedApple TCW

[TasteForDisaster]

@YellowLemonRedApple TCW

[NadaqShaker]

anothe rone bites the dust huh sport?

[kzagass809]

Damn, when the intro song was about to start I started to sing along (as usual) but I was cut off by the short beat. I felt retarded!! >:/

[romancese23]

@kzagass809 You and me both. This one is a bit TOO short.

[beckielucy4ever]

Is carlos not Lloyd? :S

[Her0ofCha0s94]

well you might want to double check with...your mom hahah!

[devadasi]

What are they talking about when JD says his girlfriend is out of town?

[jasonloseefu]

Who is the woman at 2:10?

[jezeus101]

@jasonloseefu no idea but as the todd would say i would hit that! cyber five!

[ARetardNearYou]

5:54 - 6:05 it's a woman...

[MadAndyD96]

JD's girlfriend is out of town? who is he with in this?

[thebatwiggler]

Does anyone know where the real "my white male" episode is? The one with Christopher meloni? :)

[feistemania]

Carla will be a great mum ^^

[sjoerdcha]

Hey its the Mayor from spin city!

[bongobeaver]

actually the true part is, that actually happens sometimes

[RageZer0]

"Oh for god sake's Cathrine stop making a scene" Lol that was too funny all she did was lower her head

[michellepg13]

@RageZer0

xD

[RageZer0]

@michellepg13 Lol i laugh every time i see that scene I also love the part when Turk tells him "We're saying black now sir" and he shouts "I was right Cathrine!"

[michellepg13]

@RageZer0

'You know I don't like these people... Surgeons!' xD

[flidd88]

why does he ask those people if they are wasps? whats a wasp?

[qdogg224]

@flidd88 It's an acronym-- stands for White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. Generally refers to well-to-do uptight, generally older people that are out-of-touch with people with hardships.

The joke being that WASPs have "traditional family values" and are not able to communicate about things considered "dirty" like sex.

[flidd88]

@qdogg224

thank you!:D

[AndreezyAsterisk]

wrong, he's dead

ahahaha, keep on trying doug

[Rukishou]

The bird. The bird is the word.

[goldeneye007662]

Why didn't she just say genitals?!

[killa2000dec]

what happened to the intro

[scottishchalk32]

J.D. has a girlfriend in this episode?

[Mangaboy94]

"it was not even a dolphin that bit me."

"What was it?"

"black whale"

"You rang" 

[Tavaman3]

BLACK WHALE

[TheSolemnHour]

lul, i love Mr Aarinson... at 5:55 you see his hand moving

Poor Doug though xD

[ichater]

@ Carla 'relax you uptight Hoe!'

[musicallyawesome]

this is "my dirty secret" season 3, episode 9

[Wobto]

Carla - This guy's sick.

J.D. - Thanks.

XD

[spartan1010101]

BOW CHIKA BOW WOW at elliot xD

[ChronoMagister]

what's the name of the song during the fantasy w/ elliot and the hot chick?

[zico739]

funny funny orgasm during exam

[fiendishpyro]

Man, I really don't like Carla. She needs to learn how to take a joke.  She had no reason to go off on that delivery guy.

[joshball2000]

Why does Cox ask if they're wasps?

[kfleisch101]

white anglo saxon protestants...

[Netherwolf6100]

JD - "Shouldn't you at least buy her breakfast?"

Pure perfection

[zico739]

idk why people are scared of carla

[avatarclubpenguin]

This guy is sick. This is what doctors hear all the time

[jezeus101]

did you look then?

yeah

ha

[J0hnny0hm]

HA! I love jokes where a doctor gives the condition, then the other doctor says "Wrong! He/she is dead."

[Salbeibonbon]

duh..fuck my comments on the other vids then lol

[TheOfficialScrubs]

I know ill get it fixed

[SamTheStrangeOne]

This is the wrong episode. It is My Dirty Secret instead of My White Whale