Joakim Noah

[gimmedatbeckayy]

okay why does it stay on the pic with the girls tit for like a minute...obviously a guy made this

[jasonb527]

he looks like a chia pet

[funkybasswah]

he is young, rich, and in the prime of his life !!! wish him the best, good health,

and a great long career doing what he loves and entertaining people.

these people help us to forget all the problems in the world, if only for a moment !

beautiful women go along with the industry that he is in. sometimes it's a blessing, sometimes it's a curse. only time will reveal those realities !!! good joakim noah !!!

[alleb1357]

The reason I watched this video is because of that fuckin tumblr

[Nasty1337pro]

Her name is Jenna Haze

[Rhys123455]

his girlfriend has nice tits hahah i think i no her tho

[onedreamshowteam]

Jes a veryy nicee man i recently met him and all the bulls players! Hes almost like a little big kid lol

[keverinkarama]

is that his girlfriend now? the chick on the beach?

[jokkenizer]

how do you pronounce his name? xD

[tinche01]

he sucks playing basketball, 

[patnoble107]

@tinche01 since when?? he's averaging a double double on arguably the most improved team in the NBA. Jealousy is a weak emotion, you should get over that

[esp09876]

joakim noah is a boss.

[joshjoshjosh1001]

I really use to hate this guy from when i first saw him play with Florida but slowly im becoming a huge Noah fan, wish the Raptors drafted him!!!

[roflroflhoghoghoglol]

those boobs are too perfect theyre so fake

[MrTonyc58]

noah the man

[gongxia649]

the chick is hot

[genedene]

Noah A Beast, haters taking shots they pissed they ain't in his shoes

[AngelOlivo2]

wow he starts an arguement with lebron about dancing but look what hes doing at least lebron could dance he looks like an 11 year old fuck shit in the 5th grade.

[location1992]

her name?

[ballin1234561]

@location1992 Jade



[location1992]

@ballin1234561 jade what?

[mniskimmy]

1:50 fake boobs?

[DAVEACE]

I like how he dances when he's winning but when lebron and the cavs were winning and lebron was dancing he got all cry baby and told lebron to stop dancing lol

[mikeromor]

@DAVEACE He danced AFTER the win. That is celebratory. LeBron danced DURING the game, on many occasions. That is just cocky. Noah did it in college, LeBron did it in the Pros, where he is supposed to be PROfessional

[rrevamuntan]

ugly jumpshot

[CrazyCubsFan10]

For all of you haters that say hes ugly and a jerk you will see whos laughing when he is on the all star team and on the top 5 rebound list.

[reporyan23]

Agreed! Go Bulls we dont need lebron's dumbass. he picked the wrong team now he has to deal with it!

[CrazyCubsFan10]

@reporyan23 Ya lebron wade and bosh might not even play as a team and suck.

[SquishyCandyftw]

1:46 LMFAO

2:08 lol

[Vitalfitness4u]

ugliest pussy ive ever seen.. what a BITCH!

[pastah1988]

thats what happen when ugly bastards get lots of money. they just get the hottest girls

[kWiImL3203]

he's so funny..,too much that made people hate him..,LOL!!!

[spfraiders15]

lol 1:37 he lloks like a redneck girl named Courntey

[princeebz1]

he ugly but he get them gurls real talk

[spfraiders15]

@princeebz1 straight up son he be busting mad pussy

[stoneycartoon]

@princeebz1 yeah then he pays them LOL

[Mr10101100101]

look at the bitches hes pullin tho

[FranKG5thebest1]

junkie shit

[alavezx76x]

Joakim Noah fucks bitches.

[BullsTalk23]

when ppl say Joakim is ugly..... it makes me think those people are gay, because there judging basketball based off looks....

He is one hell of a competitor, gives 100% every game, very passionate, and only wants to get better...

Yet, the only thing people know him by is his hair, and his college career....

sad what people do to this guy...

[joakimnoahfan1]

He's quite talented and handsome. I still don't get why some people hate him. I met him once. He's kind.

[Haliph]

@joakimnoahfan1 Because he talks shit about players like Lebron James and Kevin Garnett, who are way more respected than him. That's why people hate him.

[lavilevi23]

@joakimnoahfan1 Handsome? who are you fucking with? that is one ugly ass nigga. shit he even said it himself... he said he was the ugliest player in the world.

[BallLikeMike]

holy shit that dance was ugly -.-

he tries too hard i mean look at the interview at the end

and he is so shit.

[hibajk123]

justchillin211 suck balls i bet you look uglyer i bet your uglyer then rocky dennis

[DrKhelps]

the gap in his front teeth bigger than his girls clevage

[meliszom59]

ask him to cut his freaking hair

[gowcod123456789]

8 points 3 rebounds in ncaa finals... huge game noah... that performance deserves a dance

[webzie225]

i fukkin luvv hiz hair!!!!!!!!

[charlesdarwin55]

2:00 Stupid youtube >(

[DBand3]

quite possibly the ugliest athlete i have ever seen

[RUSSTRADAMUS]

@DBand3 (lol)

yeah

he definitly is the ugliest mufucka in the NBA now

1980's = HORNACECK - 1990' = ANTHONY MASON

now = JOAKIM NOAH

...pause... no homo (lol) yall know they ugly though

[labatcong]

wtf is he doing at :57

[gta1698]

that is one ugly hor

[ReasonableNotion]

I like Noah, he seems so freakin' funny.

[mitch4929]

cleveland sucks cleveland sucks cleveland suck

[SAtownZ28]

can some please find the original pic at 1:46 and photoshop him out of it and put like another topless girl in his place.

[politburo]

nigga jus started trippin out lol, the meth he injected earlier must have just kicked in

[gevz2kx]

more like Joke Noah

[shaiwn]

@1:00 and he gets pissed at the cavs for dancing whata punkbitch

[myquill23]

Why is that guy holding a baby @3:23?

[AppearingC3P0]

@myquill23 Maybe cause babies don't know how to stand up by theirselves and need someone to hold them.

[KrusaderPublishing]

This shit's hilarious!

[matthewandmatthew]

I hate him

[BassmrDK]

I wish I had a star eraser!

[MistaArni]

who the fuck cares if he's ugly or not!if he can put up good stats,as he does,he's allright in my opninon ;)

[xixizaime12]

Noah sucks

[starcity214]

this fool is a fuckin clown

[KOBEBRYANT8AND24]

"fuck all u haters and be jealous" said Joakim Noah

[helpmetony]

you mean hundreds of fanatics.

[NBAGOATS]

He literally has one of the ugliest face that i've ever seen.

[19Somebody85]

This guy is such a joke.

[lbj23asd]

Such a beautiful guy... LOL!

[chrisfromoh]

noah is the ugliest person of all time. i would be embarrassed to walk outside looking like him.

[PR1NCETD0T]

@chrisfromoh i cud say al jefferson or kris kaman wud be uglier or wait n sam ' E.T ' cassell LOL :P

[201dice]

Stop hating on him

[abuda25]

ur just jealous of noah coz all u retardz are nothing compared to him....lmfao

[davidshifta]

This guys a fruitbag...smarten up Noah

[urgoingonzo]

"somebody done told you wrong" lmao

[xiamwillx]

LOL that was great.. dunno why you guys are hating.. hes a funny dude

[TheWetent]

lmfao @ all yu haters lol thats why hes in the nba averaging a double double && on the beach wite topless gurls why yall a bunch of washed up working 9 to 5 bums commenting negativaly on dis video lol yu guys are so smart

[xxOgreLordxx]

@TheWetent That is why theres a comment page, for people to comment, wether positive or negative, it depends on us.

[myquill23]

@TheWetent

Exactly!

Very well said!

[bishops1]

@TheWetent EAT A DICK NIGGA

[TheWetent]

@bishops1 lmao are yu mad??lol its goin be ok be hater like evryone else

[bishops1]

@TheWetent LMAO!!! Naw I just had to find somebody to say that too. I saw your comment and had to say it..LMAO Im just fuckin around

[neerrg]

@TheWetent I knew somebody would give a comment like this....just cause he makes more money means we can't critisize?

[aman12345lebron]

he is such a fag. but hes cool . sike lol

[1234bonzai]

Who's that topless chic?

[terminaltower216]

I have heard young kids say that they love....respect and want to be another Lebron James....Kobe Bryant....Dewayne Wade....Dwight Howard and Michael Jordan. I have NEVER...EVER...heard ANYONE or any kid say that they love...respect or want to be another Joakim Noah. This just goes to show you that Joakim Noah is a big NOBODY....he is nothing but a big FAG....with all that ugly stringy hair. He looks like LISA BONET on crack.....NOAH get a hair cut and stop looking like a punk. GO CAVS!

[Boomkin316]

@terminaltower216 try comparing years in the league on Wikipedia nub

[Brad633]

@terminaltower216 you...are...cool

[SonnyDano]

this video is hilarious

[derman43]

hes not a god idoit hes a fat gay shithead

[aproush]

Thank goodness he can play basketball because he isn't much of a looker.

[memo9870]

he's sooooo ugly!! and at least lebron knows how to dancee

[jd55192]

Jo's alright with me.

[supamaryo]

0:55 LMAO

[Kdubslugga]

Couple FAKE titties, and a REAL asshole!!!

[lordjared]

at least lebron knows how to dance....

[papertreegun]

he's cute stop hating.

[xxOgreLordxx]

he is so ugly

[kovacs562]

noah dances like Tom Green

[jcpacelli]

what a beaner

[swipha]

and he hates lebron dancing what da fuck?!?

[clems75]

@swipha dancing during an NBA game front of your opponent is quite different than dancing during a championship's celebration. If you don't see the difference then you haven't much competed in a team sport.

[swipha]

@clems75 ayt! ayt!

[clems75]

@swipha

Is that some kind of barking answer? Don't know what "ayt ayt" means. Probably something very deep I guess.

[MaXKid7]

lmao i remember when they won the championship, lmao

We gon do it big, my gator boys kno wat im talkin bout oh yea, lmao. good times

[jrockdaman2]

wait he look like a bone thug member thats right hoe cavs fan he got the right to he won something lebron aint got wat is it u tell me

[JACKOTACO]

Which is a great thing to win!

[JACKOTACO]

Noah's dad won the FO, haha,

[MrUtubeize]

1:51 hot french chick. how did he get her. he looks lik he ran into a brick wall as a child and then his face got run over by a car

[dROS3F]

@MrUtubeize if we were a starting player in the NBA im sure she'd be at the beach with us

[stance248]

@MrUtubeize raw

[ferrarimike23]

I guess money can get u girls even if u look like something that came out of the swamps

[mahogan]

mmmm. french girl.

[8277886r]

The song killed the fucking video.

[BeEasy845]

His girl bad

[Justchillin211]

hahaha hes soooo ugly haha

[Stig140]

@Justchillin211 you're uglier

[Justchillin211]

@Stig140 good one

[elmaazaw]

peopl these day are dumb as hell and they hate like i ve never seen before, but to all thos haters guess wut ull never say that to his face, cz hell have u locked up or shot up....lol chicago bitches...

[DIRTyCITyMIST]

goddamn noah is one ugly motherfucker....but hes one of my fav players

[thedarkflowkiller]

He is the mix of young will smith and yannick Noah, his father. Same eyes as will

[Toysoulja1599]

howd this ugly fag get her

[ESPNShocker]

hes really good now

[FireComesDown]

new york wants some joakim

[WhiteNiggerJoey]

I live in Chicago and Joakim Noah is a big hit here. He's a fan favorite and he possibly could of made the all-star game this year. He is the leauge leader in rebounds I think. So stop hating on this guy. Go Bulls!

[TheMvp96]

hahahaha he's the best dancer everrrrr

[elmj8505]

is that Aubrey??? LOL

[ebane1]

Ugliest man alive! wow. I didn't know women could play in the NBA yet.

[H0lyPh3n0m]

is this dude retarted?

his girl is fine though. She has a nice chest.

[MrFarenheitdontlie]

Fucking STUD. Go ahead hatas laugh when I say this but we'll see who's laughing when Noah has multiple NBA Campionship rings to go along with a pair of his NCAA's and a bust in Springfield.

[JayNoc]

All I gotta say about this video is that he is getting better and you can tell that Noah and Brewer used to get high as hell. *LOL*

[twista3314]

Dis is great!!!

[691015005]

1:33 "Oops I threw up in my mouth...should i swallow it again....?"

[CityTigar]

whos the chick at 0:45 ??? lmao

[xvanilaice]

@CityTigar I actually know her. Hot.

[slepchor]

does he look a little like travis mccoy????!!!!!????

[tennis1412]

dang what a pimp with that hot chick

[Bitchy87]

LMAO @ the captions lol

[TheFlex21]

who was that topless chick??

damn

[artfuldodgerking101]

when lebron was winning he got pissed that lebron started dancing but when he wins he can dance like a retard..if joakim ever reads this you are light years away from lebron and being an allstar..hes a role player so he needs to know his role lolz..basketball god? lmao on what planet?

[nikefittedlaker]

joakim was dancing after he won the ncaa championship, bron bron was dancing during a regular season game.........yeah i think noah's celebration was justified......fuckouttahere!

[artfuldodgerking101]

Lmao suck my dick nigga if you win u posed ta b hype who gives a fuck..lebron won he lost so eat that shit and take it like a man..why everybody else on da bulls bench wasnt sayin shit..cause they know dey lost..ncaa mah ass noah garbage compared to lbj..FUckouttahere lil bitch lmao..who da fuck try to put noah and lebron in the same sentence sept u..lmao clown herb ass bitch lol

[DORITO773]

Noah has done 2 things that lebron will never in his life do, win a ncaa championship and win it twice

[artfuldodgerking101]

oooo yeah put lebron in the ncaa right now and see if he wont reck that shit lmao..lebron as a ROOKIE put up waayyyyyy better then joakim noah right now lmao..lebron is a franchise player..is NOAH?? HELL NO..LEBRON IS A SUPERSTAR..IS NOAH? HELL NO..IS LEBRON IN THE ALLSTAR GAME FOR THE 7TH STRAIGHT TIME..IS NOAH? HELL NO..IS NOAH IN THE CONVERSATION WITH KOBE OR ANY GREAT? HELL NO..IF THEY SAID TRADE JOAKIM NOAH FOR LEBRON WOULD CHICAGO DO IT? THEY PROBLY WOULD SAY CLEVLAND IS RETARTED..LEARN.

[DORITO773]

my arguement was that lebron will never win a ncaa title because he is not allowed anymore, he is a pro. thats why i get sick when they compare him to michael jordan, jordan won championships both in college and in the nba. Noah has college gold, melo has college gold, lebron never will thats why i said Noah beats lebron when it comes to championships

[artfuldodgerking101]

Well hey u cant win something that u never had a shot at..lebron came straight out of high school..for some reason the nba didnt take joakim noah right out of high school cause why?? not good enough..only people like kobe, garnett and lebron come right out of high school..cant forget dwight howard..joakim is In nooooo conversation with lebron james what so ever...he bitches when lebron is about to win and when he whens hes dancing like he bouta have a heart attack. lebron all day

[DORITO773]

Noah didnt go to the nba right out of high school because he didnt have to. that guy was born rich. he was going to be the #1 pick in the 2006 nba draft if he decided to turn pro but he stayed in college to win another championship. and you can check all the mock drafts from that year and they all had him going #1. besides he was getting so much college pussy in florida. now he gets international supermodels. have you seen lebron's baby momma? thats another game that Noah beats lebron in

[artfuldodgerking101]

we talkin about the game of basketball not bitches..as far as the game of basketball noah is not in the ball park with lebron and joakim noah a number 1 pick???? u show me were thats true cause its not lmao..dont come with false information..as far as bitchez u mean to tell me that lebron cant get a fine bitch as big as his name is? u buggin..let me kno what u smokin put me on..joakim noah rich? yeah..u seen lebrons contract? u see the contract hes instore for come free agency? lmao just wait.

[artfuldodgerking101]

Fact of the matter is if you were the g.m of a nba basketball team and they had players lined up for you to build your team..and it came down to lebron james and joakim noah who would you pick if your trying to win a championship??? if u needed a franchise player lebron or noah who would you pick..if u needed a player to put up 50 points in a game who would u pick noah or lebron? if u had to put every dime of money u had on a player between noah and lebron who would u pick?? i say nomore.

[hueylilbrother]

@artfuldoderking101......... didn't Kwame Brown get drafted outta high school not to mention the 1st pick, not everyone drafted out of high is such a great player you asstard

[artfuldodgerking101]

@hueylilbrother well thank god joakim noah wasnt a 1st pick holy shit it woulda been a failure..noah is not even a franchise player lmfao..leave it to you retards to even have these guys in the same sentence lmfao..tell chicago cleavland wanna trade lebron from noah..and thier response would be do you want rose and deng 2?? lmao get the fuck outa here

[JColeM7785]

you sound real bitter lol.

[Kodama28]

you're a fucking idiot. how can you even begin to compare a college championship to an nba championship?

[BudalaMark]

As a Bulls fan, this dude is the best! He plays his ass off and he's funny!!

[TextEffect]

who is that girl with the enormous tits?

[glaringbubble]

Wen he dances he looks like a retard having a spaz attack, this dude is s total BAMF

[Meraluv]

LMFAO !

[swaggaholic8]

@glaringbubble bamf???

[sbjd1192]

who is that girl if that is his wife he is one lucky SOB

[Dman4901]

see lebron when u win sumthing u can dance any way u want

[SuetoniusFox]

Noah is one of the best centers in the league now. Dude is ballin, Bron Bron better check himself walkin up to Noah like he did. And stop hatin on his chick, you know you'd smash if you could.

[24inchPythons]

hes too thin to ever be great in the NBA but hes a solid role player. he should thank god lebron didnt beat the shit out of him tonight on national television

[kennywood83]

Lebron's soft

[VickyValencourt]

if he was a gentleman he'd offer to pay to fix that botched boob job.....

[seniorz10]

joakim noah is alright u know what im saying but he aint like other centers u know what im saying with a fake boobs on his girl he need a natural woman

[Jpkrao]

Who cares whether the boobs are fake or not! As long as they look and feel good, I like them! Miam!!

[bigdud12345]

o man is it just me or is this kid slow

[bisayamancO]

rOfl ..he's sO hilariOus ..sira ulO ..nye

[JustineFromQueens]

"I'm about to get paid!" "Somebody don told you wrong."  LMAO.

[flamehotrod]

I hate that gay song in the background.

Once you are rich, do you automatically get chicks ?

[nbadraft08]

shes really not that hot. not hating...she really isnt, and some fake ass titties. but Joakim is a good guy and has a lot of charisma. leave him be.

and hes good at bball now too.

[DORITO773]

he was born rich so he's been getting chicks his whole life

[Knickknack7450]

go joakim

[ItalianBull83]

Fuck PP....GO JOAKIM!