Battlefield 3 machinima - Bad Luck Heavy Weapons Guy - Battlefield 3 64 Player Metro

[iLO80]

Love the Friday the 13th ending.

[eyanvenom]

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen

[MrHotshotshaw]

Couldnt stop laughing



[TheOnlyRekaron]

What the ....

[ChaosSkillz]

aimbot

[ZziAPACHEizZ]

@ChaosSkillz i hope to god your joking if not learn what an aimbot does first

[99bimmer]

HAHAHA, funny shit

[WAYT00Much]

What the fu...

[iBeAmarTT]

0:26 Sounds I make during a BJ.

[ALD0LICI0US]

@iBeAmarTT recieving or giving? wait.... why did i even go back to 0:26 damn lol

[iBeAmarTT]

@ALD0LICI0US Receiving :D

[x0xfir3shad0wx0x]

lol team fortress 2

[madgunner01]

now i know what i'm gonna do in my metro server :P

[BNCBCK]

Anyone still confused about how he died, turn on 1080 HD and look at the chat (top left) at 0:40 and onwards, just a terrible admin.

[WAYT00Much]

LOlolololololololololololol man I want more I want more videos like that~~!!

[SoulLeapers]

heavy seemed to slim down a little, good job mate!

[SuperHarrison17]

idiot admins............

[Truegamerog]

I AM BULLET PROOF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ZziAPACHEizZ]

random bad luck death? no. admin killing you cuz you killed him? yes.

[fuckinpanadero]

lol zzzzzzzrrrrhahghghahghaghahbrr­rr haahahahaaa oooohhhh.. xD

[5up3r4554551n]

If you go fullscreen hd and look at the chatbox, you'll see the admin being a douche

[40kchaoslord]

This video made my day, P.S. I love that damn M60, just shooting it makes me feel like a bad ass

[Invincible850]

MW is garbage, say hello to my little aimbot!

[1ofCSSgamer]

@RagnokRaven y u watching O.O

[40kchaoslord]

@RagnokRaven You be trolling, you hatin, tryin to catch us playin dirty.

Just because you're jealous, and you feel like you have to protect a game you paid $60 for doesn't mean you have to degrade a video with your unrelated comment.

This video is amazing, and funny. You are quite the opposite. Good bye, you will now be BLOCKED.

[igrenade]

@40kchaoslord

you sound like an uptight virgin to me. (srs)

[TheHalfamerican]

I AM BULLETPROOF!!!!

Epic shit

[CallofDaniel]

Yea this is a favourite. :P

[hydrocure]

lol thats how you do it

[XxAdikktedGamingxX]

The devil is here.

[madurpo]

THIS. is what I think always when I'm firing LMG.

[Robot9462]

BF3 just get an LMG and spray it just takes 2 to 3 bullets to kill :P

[mactavish911]

seriously guys how he get bad luck

[blazerrazer1911]

duke nukem playing bf3

[darion227]

@blazerrazer1911 are you retarded???

[blazerrazer1911]

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[francef16]

No recoil on that gun? o_O

[DavidBajen]

epic subed

[Excedrine]

I would tell that admin to get eat a big dick and leave.

I'll use grenades if I damn well fucking feel like it. Period.

[kphantomkk]

would fags stop using colorblind mode? stop being girls.

[gwman90]

@kphantomkk maybe they're colorblind...

[R3leaZ]

@kphantomkk Colorblind mode is better. You can see the difference a lot better and you can distinguish dead squadmates (Green) from dead teammates (Blue). When colorblind mode is off you only see light blue for every dead teammate including your squadmates

[Duke0Forever]

reminds me of Super Mutants from Fallout

[cenidoza198]

Now that's what I call a shameful admin...

[born4diz]

Xd

[Frankenstein20597]

Make a video like super mario.

[Ma3gau]

ahaahha hillarious xD. but the best gun for this kind of stuff would be pkp, not m60. not only it does more damage but also it kills in 3 shots body or 2 shots if 1 is headshot. m60 is 4 shots body and 3 shots if 1 headshot. Also pkp got only 1 degree max sprad. so you can full auto with great accuracy. whole 200 rounds belt with 1 spread. use supression perk.

[toy741life]

YATYATAYTAYATYATAYTAYATAYTAYTA­YATYATAYTAYTA UTUUTTUTUTUTUUTUT OOOOOOOOOEEEEE SO MUCH BLOOOD!

[mikschultzyevo]

haahahahahha this is so lol

[HiberNater503]

love the Brick voice over.

[The7guys]

@HiberNater503 Brick? It's the Heavy from TF2!

[BlackBurn092]

now...witch medic ubered him?!?!? & witch scout took away heavys sandvich with gernade -.-

[Deathstarreader]

Where do you guys find those servers with all those noobs on the enemy team ;d

[Deathstarreader]

heartattack

[rickardheterjag]

Flank king

[johnboyxoxo]

:O thats my nex unlock fo ta support

[Hambone7217]

Oh my god, you get killed for getting a grenade kill you didn't even throw? Fuck PC servers. Console ftw.

[Xzibit9]

@Hambone7217 console ftw? best joke ever :D

[Hambone7217]

@Xzibit9 OMG CONSOLE WARRRRR!!!!11!1!1!1

[Xzibit9]

@Hambone7217 if you look at 0:34 he killed someone with a grenade so he threw it before he started shooting

[wkryder]

You Died of Dysentery. Game Over.

[airsoftingbuffalo]

They should do 64 player servers and 1000 ticket servers that would be so cool.

[MRAIRTIME112]

@airsoftingbuffalo Bro they do, on PC. Consoles couldnt handle that

[airsoftingbuffalo]

@MRAIRTIME112 How couldn't consoles handle that? btw I meant to say ''on cosoles'' at the end

[ItsTheNabica]

@airsoftingbuffalo Look, consoles have a resolution of 720p, in PC its 1080p. In consoles, we can't get custom servers like this, because its only official DICE and EA servers on console. And Consoles are 6 year old hardware

[airsoftingbuffalo]

@ItsTheNabica Oooooooooooo ok thank you.

[coolman154]

@ItsTheNabica consoles are more realistic... (not as in graphics) consoles are cheaper, and quick and you dont have to worry about specs. pc is way better for gaming, but it is easier to just play worry free on a couch in front of a big screen TV

[CopyrightPropaganda]

@ItsTheNabica

Look, consoles have a resolution of 620p with little anti-aliasing. BF3 runs at 620p with FXAA. Higher-resolution games don't have any AA.

[MRAIRTIME112]

@airsoftingbuffalo Precisely what @ItsTheNabica said

[airsoftingbuffalo]

@MRAIRTIME112 haha cool.

[nanookthecrazyskulla]

Make more tf2 stuff!

[LudicrousAndroid]

could you please make a video on how to easily get the suppression ribbon?

[RAiNfORAiNbOW]

Thumbs up if you find this because "ImAnderZEL" liked it [-; !

[IwKzIRoLo]

send this in to AmazingFilms247 :D

[dscan8129]

spray and pray noob



[derburnley]

@dscan8129 well it worked and he held off the other team long enough to let his teammates do something

[Bucketheadcheese]

Which gun is that?

[HODOUTHINKUAR]

now that made my day lol & tnx

[TyrannicChicken]

Lolololollolol

[Ros718]

hahaha great video Anders

[PhaZeRMG]

@Ros718 this isn't anderz video. Anders just liked this video and you saw it. It is jackfrags

[Ros718]

@PhaZeRMG God fucking damn it, you're absolutely correct. This sin't the first time that have happened to me >.< New youtube layout is confusing.. :<

[rocksmathur]

was waiting for "cry some moaarrr"!

[343ramrod]

Fantastic! I love this lol

[WizzieDK]

He got killed for using a frag grenade. >_> Seriously?

Cool video, loved the voiceover :P

[TheCape]

@WizzieDK Seems someone else was killed for using the M320 as well. What the hell kind of server is that?

[megustaface]

@TheCape There are a couple metro no explosive servers. Only way this jackfrags dude could lie in one spot for 5+ secs is a no explosive server :p

[t0rk3y]

After hours of metro, I have never been the victim of this or have seen it happen. Who the fuck are you playing with?

[Aymdicate]

@BINNASTY13 I play on ps3 as well and to tell the truth I play it more all I suggested was to not complain and change if u are bored coz pc u can talk to everyone :)

[MultiMobii]

Brilliant! Ahahahaahaa

[Criptonix999]

lol

[SK33DD]

If you think this is funny, you're retarded.

[Nathenjh]

lol love the TF2 voice over funny as hell

[netbookeater]

lol

[0Tanker0]

This was a server admin. He just went on a power-trip because he didn't like you doing so good.

[YourKotek]

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[rivaLxfactor]

no sanndvich????

[SpankzVonSpankington]

OOOOOOHHH NOOOOOOO!

[SadxxRain]

I enjoyed this video.

[PS3addict333]

It said in the chat box you were auto killed for using a grenade :/

[PS3addict333]

@PS3addict333 Not for bad luck I what I meant

[BluDragon76]

@PS3addict333 yea.... i saw this too. wtf you can't use grenades on PC or you get round banned or killed?

[Radianceable]

@BluDragon76 Certain servers disallow things like grenade launchers, the USAS with frag rounds, grenades etc. It's not all servers.

[PS3addict333]

@BluDragon76 No, only on certain servers. They will run custom rule sets since they pay for the server 

[Eiffel61]

@PS3addict333 but he didn't even throw one so wtf?

[ThisFrickinSite]

Where do people get these sound bites from the heavy???

[trybul3]

This is scary

[onlycicala]

You must be playing against the worst bf3 players EVER. but yeah funny vid

[guaranteedwinner]

Suppression Ribbon. Hardest ribbon to earn.

[yuyex1234]

LoL ~~ Yatatatatatata~~!! Yatattatatata~~!!! SO MUCH BLOOD !!!!

[TheFBIBandit]

Nice TF 2 audio there.

But omg what a bunch of noobs.

[BioFawkes]

How are there more likes than there are views? haha

[zx3X3CUT3xzGaming]

@BioFawkes shut the fuck up

[BioFawkes]

@zx3X3CUT3xzGaming You're an angry child, eh?

[TheAlaskaDE]

@BioFawkes Views freeze around 300 on every YT video for a few hours

[BioFawkes]

@TheAlaskaDE Makes sense now. Thanks for educating a nub like me! :)

[mangusto86]

o my god ... this is the best video of my lifeeee !!!! never laught lot ever

[xornexguardian]

admin giving you bad luck. yesterday i got kicked because i cleared their sniper camping site again and again... sad day :D

[rjashton2]

OTHER TEAM IS BABIES

[shadow19011]

@plushoyo maybe .. And maybe because the game is so realistic the Recoil hits the shooter head and knocked him out Lol

[O3Hundred]

Mind sharing what software you record with, and render because those are awesome quality for YouTube.

[JaimeTheLegend]

All the related videos involve eggs. Nice touch.

[timmy24261]

The server killed him for using a m67, lol.

[kalvinmeek]

were you using bipod for any of these? :O

[MasterBillKi]

Stoopid Stoopid

[commanderchefo]

if you pay attention beffore the bad luck strikes in, he regained all his health until 100% then he died

[somebodywholikesFPS]

-_- why dont a medic just revive him

[williama76]

Ahahahahaja

[DigestiveCow]

I hate it when this happens, everyone loves DICE but people often overlook the fact that BF3 has MANY flaws! The Bad luck thing, retarded matchmaking when with friends and also the fact that you can't even do private matches!?!? C'mon DICE, don't be so lazy!

[Aymdicate]

@BINNASTY then change to pc and don't complain

Coz if u are bored of bf3 ur not playing right!

[BINNASTY13]

@Aymdicate hey fuck boy suck a dick.. why the fuck does it matter what a play on? pc still has the same game modes right? i cant see myself sitting up 5hrs st8 using a key board and mouse fuck that shit!

[TheJcrosswarren]

@BINNASTY13 then change to xbox!

[BINNASTY13]

@TheJcrosswarren yep i have a xbox, im not gonna buy bf3 twice lol. i wish i would of bought it on xbox...

[raptorgames]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE YOU PLAY AGINST?!

(also how could you not put in "What kind of man sends BABIES to fight me?")?

[BINNASTY13]

bf is getting lame now, when i get off work i dont even wanna play it anymore.. im a beast on it with a 5-1 win ratio and a 3-1 kd, anyone feel the same? i play on the ps3 and the mics fucking blow.. they gotta fix the headsets and some new game modes or something =(

[emay75wildcats]

@BINNASTY13 I dont think people take it as seriously on PS3

[davoIRELAND]

Aimbot!

[hackskorpions]

@davoIRELAND no!!!its not aimbot!!

[elitassj4]

i love his voice =))))) best video by far on jackfrags

[joshuame505]

Oh Jackfrags, you seriously make the best entertaining BF3 videos.

[yankolvich]

@joshuame505 0:34 , says he killed some one with a frag.

[1Justtryingtogetby1]

BAD LUCK IS SPY!

[kiku1992]

jajajaja loool

[WoWuser2007]

This is why I love Metro sometimes (I only miss heavy's voice :( )

[Sins4u33]

you even had 100% health and you bad lucked lol! bf3 still has some glitches to deal with...and HORNS to bring back on the jeeps!

[HenzGV]

@Sins4u33 no some servers will kill you if you get a high kill streak and it will say you are cheating.

[zZEDMUIRZz]

Epic

[3dognighty]

Where is Run EP3?

[plushoyo]

Sometimes I wonder if "Bad Luck" is just the system's way of fucking you over when you're doing well.

[DeathNophobia]

@plushoyo Somehow I agree lol

[xfactor0693]

@plushoyo I agree man haha, whenever I get on a hot streak I either die from bad luck or just get kicked from the server...

[t1h1c]

@plushoyo Actually, its sometimes the server admins responsible for Bad Luck deaths when they feel your kill streaks are suspicious or for whatever reason they want you dead. Its been confirmed in the battlelog forums.

[andresruval]

@plushoyo it's the way of trolling you.. fucking game, going on a 10+ killstreak and then I randomly die because I crouched, or jumped or stepped down from the sidewalk, "oh, Bad luck.. u mad bro?" FUCK YOU BF3, but I CAN'T STOP PLAYING!!

[SuperNovaDit]

@plushoyo It is...half the time I am owning then out of no where *random bad luck heart attack*

[YayYouFoundAlex]

So funny

[vennavonluger]

Can't get enough of your vids, keep up the good work.

[TheNinjaneer123]

W+M1 like a boss!

[CRIMINANGEL455]

hahahahahahah

good shit guys : )

[defjam213]

Funniest shit of the day

[Entfybez]

LIKE A BOSS

[BluDragon76]

lol this is too funny



[Krefelder95]

WTF xD

[hanswurst107]

What did I just watch?

[MACHINEmediaINC]

hahahahahah XD



[PSNCaio]

lkkkkkkk  AMAZING EEHEHEEHEHEHE

[AramilSiandol]

you made my day =)

[Niqbal87]

what does that 1000 ticket thing mean?

[at9670]

@Niqbal87 1000 players to kill for the enemys to win

[Niqbal87]

@at9670 ohhhhh ive been in a few of those matches and always wondered why the hell they were sooooooo long lol thx

[Pancake833]

lol rape

[TheMrPink18]

tf2 FTW!

[23code]

MEDIC!