*Get a Diamond Pick and a lot of lava and water and buckets
*Make a house out of obsidian, with no door
*Mention Candlejack
*...
*...
*...nothing happened.
Hey, if obsidian is invulnerable to exploding green phallics, CJ can't get through it either. Well... he could try punching through, but at 50 seconds a block you could port to the Nether well before then, and extinguish the portal from the other side ^_^
i don't know if it's the video sucking or my IQ is slowly dying...but this is just lol!
Jamchanizhere 5 months ago
99% Foolproof Plan for Escaping You-Know-Who:
*Teleport yourself to Minecraftia
*Get a Diamond Pick and a lot of lava and water and buckets
*Make a house out of obsidian, with no door
*Mention Candlejack
*...
*...
*...nothing happened.
Hey, if obsidian is invulnerable to exploding green phallics, CJ can't get through it either. Well... he could try punching through, but at 50 seconds a block you could port to the Nether well before then, and extinguish the portal from the other side ^_^
WackoMcGoose 5 months ago
What if I put the following name at the end of the sentence: Candlejack!
Yay, I'm ali
RedusSeptimus 9 months ago
CandleJack doesn't give you any TIME to put the dash at the end of your sentences, dumba
StrawberryBoy100 10 months ago
I'm going to say Candlejack just so I can can get kidnapped and not have to watch this cra
Debunka 1 year ago
Even Candlejack could not save this poop from sucki
handsockpuppet 1 year ago
@handsockpuppet
Good to see someone noticed.
BaronKrool 1 year ago
why is everyone not finishing thier sentences, is it because of saying candlejack he's not going to get yo-
122123 1 year ago
I bet Candlejack frowns at this shi
dictatorjokerisback 1 year ago
Aw jeez, not Candlejack, bad things always happen when you mention Can-
NodDisciple1 1 year ago
Wow, as loopy as this is...the regular show was crazier at times.
RomanoGiovanni 1 year ago
I despise R Kelly but that part was cute
ShadeClaw 3 years ago
FREAKAZOID ~
I love you.
cheesegirlchu 3 years ago