Chuck* "I aint no little boy and i got no mommy, Get the fuck outta here or ill kick your f*uckin ass you piece of shit. F*ck Off, Oh yea you wanna fight me?? You F*ckin Pussy, Thats it..Yea! Oh Yea! Big Man!!
i saw him live as well. I met him aswell. I asked him how he controls the dummys from a far distance. He said it was a robot. It has a timer so it talks at the right time.
Chuck* "What are you looking at?"
Dude* "Wheres your mummy little boy?"
Chuck* "I aint no little boy and i got no mommy, Get the fuck outta here or ill kick your f*uckin ass you piece of shit. F*ck Off, Oh yea you wanna fight me?? You F*ckin Pussy, Thats it..Yea! Oh Yea! Big Man!!
HAHAHAHA XD
jyeza234 5 months ago
"It's still here....hehehe..."
hugs4gir 6 months ago
He should make a child safety seat commercial.
MotherLawliet 6 months ago 5
woow im goin to see him live next friday !!!
SNERK08 1 year ago
dude got davidstassman al of his live shws o dvd its ffunny as!
cjsaintrow 1 year ago
chuck is so badass. haha!
roxie883 1 year ago
The best and super funny!!
MrUltimateVideos 1 year ago
poor chuck dave is so mean to mean
DYLZA171 2 years ago
lol when chuck fights the guy
ch33zeeboii 2 years ago
5star.....................
cliobad 2 years ago
hehe "Strassman For DUMMMIES" rofl this is freakin FUNNY
SorrowsChain 2 years ago
hello? Hello? excuse me? what?!? SPEAK UP!!! hello? (closes cell) telstra. - LOL
randomemo12 3 years ago
XD More Strassman videos! Please? :) Alsoooo...say hi to Chuck from all his fans! XD Including me...O.O
-Tori
Jeanette1011 3 years ago
XD Woot!
ChuckWoodObsessor 3 years ago
um what the bleep is up with all the bleepin bleeps? i mean bleep me, it's like a bleepin bleepfest in bleepin here!! bleepin bleepers. LOL
Gathol 3 years ago
"I'm copper harvest amber." lol XD
CainTheMain 3 years ago 2
lololololololololololololololololololol
Smdplease 3 years ago
LMAO funny man
SungSamuel1003 4 years ago
XD the mark on the car rofl
joshy959 4 years ago 2
Yeah I love this guy,
I saw him live, he is hilarious
me and my brother got to meet him before one of his shows in Australia and we got to meet chuck personally it was awesome!
VentriloquismCo 4 years ago
i saw him live as well. I met him aswell. I asked him how he controls the dummys from a far distance. He said it was a robot. It has a timer so it talks at the right time.
joshy959 4 years ago
FINALLY! I KNOW HOW KEVIN WORKS!!!! thanks for that info
killa01400 3 years ago
the only reason he sticks his hand up his arse is to make it look like a classic ventriloquist doll.
joshy959 3 years ago
lol its all still here isnt it its all still here LOL.
bren636 4 years ago
yer ive seen him live 2 he is awesome...i love teddy ad chuck...i cant wait till he comes back to australia
smooshedgrlz 4 years ago
Yeah i saw the Get chucked tour it was awesome ;)
ElloDucky16 4 years ago
yer i think thats the one i saw...how awesome was it?!?! i have 2 of the shows on DVD...god i love that stuff...
smooshedgrlz 4 years ago
the one i went to right, his cellphone rang right, and he says: hello? Hello? excuse me? what?!? SPEAK UP!!! hello? (closes cell) telstra.
joshy959 4 years ago
OMG!!! ME 22222!! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! I like how he uses AUSSIE slang and places nearby for the audience :P
"Anyone here from Sawtell?... I'll talk slower"
BWAAHAHAHAHAAA PMSL!!!
Crappytiara 3 years ago
he did that in wellington
anyone here from *some place*
-audience goes wild-
ill talk slower
* chuck babbles like an idiot*
fgifjfdfjfgjfgklflfg 3 years ago
Lol
Di dooo dump da di di da dooo da dump :P
Crappytiara 3 years ago
i saw David live he just funny every time
gotta love Chuck!!
Oddball987 4 years ago
THAT IS HALARIOUS!! i jus saw him live
on friday night here in my home town
and i couldnt stop laughing and i hear he
had clips of him and chuck on here and had
to check em out! glad i did cuz thats frickin
halarious i swear ima be laughin for weeks
on end now.
aliiinmypants 4 years ago
Did anybody find the real Ted E Bear? he was my fav
noonoo1963 4 years ago
ROFL
iwanttobreakfree92 4 years ago
funny as shit
RentRulz 4 years ago
lol how random s that
Lookout4Numba1 4 years ago
lol this is awsome i have seen strasman live :)
spidergem1 4 years ago
same
beyan14A 4 years ago
there are 2 strassman dvd's and i own them: straussman live volume 1 and volume 2 the chuck you tour
filedeleted 4 years ago
thats the best puppet show ever dont listin to enyone else because I like it
blake9182 4 years ago 2
bring back strassman on tv! did any of his stuff come out on dvd?
Masterecords 4 years ago
yer he has a cuple of dvds
lexy321 4 years ago
Steve, this is Lil Kevin, Man, you are GREAT! No one better.
orderandlaw 4 years ago
i dnt think he killed him lol
BlackSabbathMark 4 years ago
did ckuck kill that guy?
Tron9222 5 years ago
Strassman is a ventriloquist...that's how he makes Chuck talk, 'cause Chuck is a ventriloquist doll. It's really Strassman talking...
sampyA7X 5 years ago
THIS IS SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT. yET HOW DO THEY MAKE HIM TALK. i KNOW HES ROBOTIC BUT I WONDER
davidssj4broly 5 years ago
strange but funny!
kim0322 5 years ago
cool
RH12354 5 years ago