Monkey dance (Steve Ballmer making an ass out of himself)

[Kaludify]

Fake!! Steve jobs would fire his ass on first day!

[Dmatreshka]

Кокаинчииииик ))

[mikk999]

what a cokehead

[ogunbaboy]

i would act like this when they make xbox live FREE!!!! :) cmon microsoft

[poolehart]

hurry up & die fat cunt

[Mrmunchacrunch]

And this is why I have a windows machine.

[ThisGirlLovesTheSims]

You all know they sniff coke

[Robinsaneyo]

"I have four words right now: I...love...COCAINE YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

[MisterEvasion]

OK Bill. Doesn't this tell you it's time to come out of retirement and run Microsoft? Everyone seems to hate you, but it's really a love-hate relationship - so don't worry about all that, just get your ass off that huge pile of money and get back to work.

[L0wPressure]

People like him are not supposed to be in charge, but he is actually doing his work well - 120k watched only this video.

[troymellor]

clearly cant cant count

I LOVE THIS COMPANY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAH

is 5 words

and someone put him in charge of one of the biggest companies on the planet

[outerlimit10]

Calm down Steve you are scaring the audience.

[Nalinho]

Cocaines a hell of a drug.

[010steveo]

this is why white people should not EVERdance in public!!!!

[Thoemas]

Before walking onstage Steve had just received his new iPad by mail

[admskafox]

This is WAY better than stupid "pretend to be elite" Steve Jobs conferences.

[giganizm]

WOOO! Dancing Monkey!!!

[fred504610]

jees... no wonder every ones going for apple now.....what the hell was he thinking

[mrrelentless279]

what...the...fuck...eye twitches...*

[arievanscholten]

I wish Bill had made a minimalize button on him.

[GtaKiller69]

пока Microsoft!

[PanGleb]

МАКАКА

[357number]

I am assured it simply sniffed cocaine

[yakudza1988]

jew

[saslelondonon]

Steve Ballamer (Microsoft) !!!

[artstuX]

Homer Simpson's hyperactive twin brother.

[LOGERAS]

what a d!ck...

here you can see how using crapDOwS harms your psychical health.

wish bill gates wasn't born.

[fred504610]

@LOGERAS the fuck is wrong with you

[DenisShepelin]

Нифигенная  травотень!

[reymago23]

what a rich jackass

[AlexU2be]

Thanks for extending my horizons. I really thought he can't sink any lower.

[artstuX]

I've got four words for ya:

You're. A. Fucking. Idiot.

But you've gotta love him.

Haven't you?

[12345guna12345]

I HATE HIS VOICE! IT MAKES MA MAD

[milzriss2007]

Who wants to be seen with a product represented by such a guy?

[boydcape]

CLEARLY THE MAN IS HAVING A STROKE! Some help him!

[lantinian]

3 Words. Oh My God

[birdwingsvids]

COME ON!!.. GIVE IT UP FORRR MEEEEEE!!!

[androidktv]

look at what is related monkey videos

[nikhilr51]

I'll have what he's having.

[RonaldinhoACMailand]

he definitly takes too much drugs :D

[porkinman56]

hell yea...who wants some meth...get up and snort this crap with me...get up!!!!

[nhevin85]

Наебашился и в бой! Его талант бы в мирных целях использовать, а то делают хуйню для уродливых процессоров.

[NorbyWinner]

"хуйню", с чем сравнивать смотря??? По сравнению с Mac OS то согласен, но по сравнению с Линуксом - 7-ка мне заменила Убунту, и я те скажу ничем не хуже... разве что пришлось антивирус скачать... но по надежности майкрософт реально стали на уровень выше..

[redramage]

cocaine is a hell of a drug

[iJkiidS]

he has four words for you: i love this cocaine!

[Saint220]

@iJkiidS hahahah..that's funny shit right there

[iJkiidS]

cocaine

[LosChrisos]

Microsoft berserker <3

[STUTTGARTERDRAMA]

he has a virus

[Semih99]

COCAIN!!!!!!!!!

[SOiser]

Cocaine

[vicopaweb]

NOTABLE!

[bentenx]

Microsoft Berserker.

[stingstungme]

Looks like he overexerted himself.

[gozgozgo]

Someone's been snortin'

[TrueManiac619]

he says i love this company but no1 in the company loves him hahaha

[ChelseaM2323]

this is what corp America does to you

[marcosrubio92]

This video makes no sense xDDDDDDDD

[silent90]

lulz

[Nissiface]

I SAY HES ON CRACK!!!!

[rebiject1]

thats 5 words.......

[rabiesrabies]

That was 5 words Ballmer!

[kaleth78]

Lol someone probably just got a big ass raise

[schnitzelfilms]

major lolz

[LioNOHEart]

is this american man ?

this is not making any sence at alll

[Blankb109]

Introducing the new torettes guy

[78thstreet]

does it make any sense at all?

[hehe45451]

lol

[bigbldr1]

give it up for me!! lmfao this fat fuck is gonna have a stroke !!!! hahahaha dumb shit!!!

[hennesy8788]

lol why the fuck is he screaming like that?

[TheStennieC]

after 60 redbulls

[geojhkj]

wow microsofts ceo lol

[CLOVERCITYY15]

RETARD ON CRACK ROCK

[sammy17151]

XD....

[hawtshawty123]

i remember when this only had 14veiw's

[&] Riqqht Now "90,184"

Omqq

but ..the most i've seen with so many veiw'z is this school choir sinqinq eye of (a/the) tiqer(not sure what it's called)

~

What the hell was he On..?

2 muchh enerqyy drink'z [&] coffee mixedd toqhethha;

[panicfanatic1317]

I WANT WAT HES SMOKING!

[dxsuckit94]

and dats just after 2 hits lol

[Saint220]

@panicfanatic1317 dont we all...

[scrappyisjk47]

wow CRACK MUCH!!!!!!!

[hummer433]

Cocaine

[sagenering]

Reminds me of James Hetfield back in the 80's:P

Haha, Microsoft in a nuttshell;)

[SydniRox97]

SOMEONE needs to lay off the drugs...

[krazynigg23]

someone popped some E-pills ahaha

[unicorngrl13]

WHAT is he on

[kawhortknee]

i think DOPE!

[dotaftw1]

LMFAO AAHAHAHHA

[tovara22]

I got 4 Words for him. TAKE A CHILL PILL...YEAAAA ..No wait. .that's 5!!

[tovara22]

Naw,He's just enjoying all that FUCK YOU money..LOL

[spookytom]

A. crack

B. Crystal meth

C. totally insane ahole

D. all of the above

[darianhehe13]

yes d

[mrExclusivefromRus]

PPC

[231578]

fagot !!!

[databoy142]

...and then came the Blue Screen of Death.

[serafinpinpin]

this is what windows does in pc's users mind

[demirnp]

he is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[thisbullet]

that's one well paid ass

[artdude102]

Almost as embarrassing as his overbidding for Yahoo....

FAIL.

[NakedCreep]

THAT FUNKY MONKEY.

[Ytaker]

wait what?

[firecad2006]

That a good monkey, dance for the people

[Jackmeoffitch]

what the hell...is he related to Howard Dean...anyone remember his short rant compared to this monkey stank excitment?

[g7luiz]

yeah... just one of the most successful companies in the world... it's not that great, right?

[DUTTYWINE1TIME69]

dis dude is tripppppppin he must be loaded wif cash nigga

[gilitos92]

If I had so much power of a company such as microsoft I would do the same, I would be super duper happy

[tonythebeat1]

who the hell wants to buy products from a company leaded by such a dickhead

[g7luiz]

me :)

man, he's so... like... vivid ahahahahha i don't think that's bad at all!

[as585]

so blatantly cocaine, tensed neck, gritting teeth, exploding like an idiot (or monkey dancing).

[Akilah88]

buy from Apple.

[munkittytunkitty]

Mouldy toast.

[samcampmmgood]

hahaha

[clipzngunz]

I guess he's that excited to own microsoft?

[topraman517]

This never gets old.

[brawnr]

what an arse

[artstuX]

One of the greatest comic geniuses of our time.

[girizhere]

Microsoft is an evil empire. No wonder Steve Ballmer likes it.

[GriffOsX]

Strepitoso!!!

[lupopz]

è pazzo O_O

[mizake74]

Tesoro, prenditi una camomilla

[PKing411]

i think gates should shoot him...or at least sack him.

[disgruntledgoat]

Ballmer is great for all the wrong reasons :-)

[willisequalsfun]

The money went to his brain. And why use that song. He was on some serious weed.

[nuetschau0production]

i think he thinks that we believe that he is the next messias...XD

[hornswogler]

Is that The Miami Sound Machine? No wonder people who use computers are classified as nerds.

[hornswogler]

Patrick Stewart has gained some weight...

[awerling]

Good for him. I'm glad he's happy.

[firecad2006]

how can a man that fat run like that?

[firecad2006]

would it be a crime to shot him?

[dtm6678]

PLEASE DO!!

[JCMalwar]

he gives enthusiasm a new meaning hes quite passionate about his job

[lilbromarky1]

He would make a great cult leader

[Skwerl132]

his net worth is about 15 million dollars,which is nothing compared to how much money Bill Gates hordes.

[uberdave1]

$15 billion, actually.

[vincentvegas99]

rich monkey

[SteveDelaware]

Hey a bag fulla his shit cost more than my house...I would do the same thing...

[barbiegirls619]

wow...

[Deviantan]

microsoft =) makes a word a better place :DDDDDDDDdddd

[daniloivens]

woo, wooo, come on, come on, get up, get up, come on, let's go, come on, give it up for me, woo, wooooooooooooooo, come on!

[rgulbranso10]

i have a few words for ya there sweaty tits mcgee.

sit down before you die! haha

this video is hilarious!

[monkeybob1210]

if you think that's hilarious check out monkeybob1210

go packers go!

[TiburonGirl88]

Oh my gosh, the guy is gonna have a heart attack!!

You don't see Steve Jobs runnin' around like a complete idiot.

What a freak.

And plus, he works for Microsoft. How can he be that happy?!?!

[cehas]

What a monkey boy.

[topman3333]

if u had those billions of dollars, no wonder, u would not be anythiing else than that. That is being used by many professional companies in the world during their staff meetings. lol:

[Lusitanum]

When I first saw all the screaming when his mouth wasn't moving, I hoped it was just audio put up there to mock his stupid dance. But no, my fears were founded and the things is just out of sync...

Anyway, in five words: this guy is a nut yyyeeeeaaaahhhhh!!

[WrasslingFanBoy2000]

Nothing like a grown bald man...getting psyched!!!

[ziwx]

"i got four words for yah, i love this company yeaaahhh"

THATS 5 YOU RETARD

[nav8tir]

Windows Whore!

[mrynit]

why would a man screamming and jumping around make me want to buy his software??

[sourlemon666]

im sure id be dancing if i had that amount of money but id make sure i didnt make as much of an ass of myself as he did lol

[jd23fl]

this guy is a total freak

[hockeyrox1027]

he has like, a billion dollars

this my friend, is why he can afford crack.

[jano006]

Is he... He IS on drugs. -.-

[renegade4141]

wtf ? this aint a fucking rock concert , its a business conference. weirdo. hell he's a billionaire so he can do w/e the hell he wnts

[dueyfinster]

Notice he won't sit down and no chairs are near him, they're afraid he'll try FUCKING KILL GOOGLE (tm) and throw a chair at some poor people in the audience. He even shouts WHO SAID SIT DOWN?? and then says five words: I love this company yearrrgh (You can tell he is fucking crazy!)

[5k1z01d]

Please Steve, stop taking crack...

[disownedsky]

He's not making an ass of himself - he IS an ass.

[TimLake]

Ha ha, at 00.21 he hurts his ankle! That's why fat guys shouldn't jump about!

[Leadeath]

I think MS might be in some real trouble when this guy takes over...

[FiveInchTaint]

I thought he was going to do the Josh Fenderman dance from Mr. Show. I've got that video posted on my channel. some funny shit. you should also search and find those commercials from the 80's for early versions of windows where he's jumping around like a used car salesman.

[adw86]

He loves this company long time.

[Sandude]

he had a bug in his brain or what?

[remital2]

I wonder what he would say if he worked for apple!

[tlstar]

i was shown the original video and the video remix in my uni lecturers very funny

[sourlemon666]

dance monkey dance!!!

[RyanD124]

microsoft sucks. how could he love that company? its one of the worst out there. and im not a freetard. im a mac user.

[vgpowerlord]

That company probably made him a multi-millionaire. Of course he'd love that company!

[LogDog55]

Uhh...he's a billionaire.

[tagesdosis]

this is the explanation, and look at his eyes, he KNOWS that he can do everything he wants to do, i think at home he is "laughing" about the people giving him applause (like goebbels did after his speech at the sportpalast)

[simplyivan16]

Shut the fuck up, please.

[ZingsVideos]

They pay him millions and millions of dollars to love the company.

[ruiner2501]

crack ... all the way

wow

[Myrkyd]

is there anywhere i can find the full video? cuz i dont see that "developer" thing i see in all these other spoofs

[IanMathewson1]

Sobering thought. Most of you posting here will have an OS running on your computer which the company that this guy runs developed. Thoughy Yeahhhhhhhhhhh was also a word. That makes 5

[EggYolk]

indeed I do. I'm getting a macintosh when I have the money for it, right now I use a seriously customized version of XP that I've set up more like a macintosh lol

[Yaponchik777]

I got four words for you too, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

[arkv2]

You know, it's funny how people still clap

[dtegg91]

What the hell is wrong with this man

[TooMuch2AM]

Smacked off his tits...

[jedi725]

wtf

[sitonballoon]

prick.

[sugarsugarspin]

i would like some of that shit.. lol

[Sumguy21]

YES ITS STEVE MAAAN I LOVE THAT GUY