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  • This is like VCR w/ Kristina

  • 'That's £78 an hour. That's pretty good!'

    Kristina 'I'm quiting youtube.'

  • The fact that I and many others guessed it was going to say baby really reflects british society now a days...

  • I love the way they say they aren't dating but have dated and quite probably had sex too :P

  • Mine was also apple, even before Kristina said it :P

  • I guessed baby... obviously Alex and I are meant to be.

  • Alex = peek-at-you

    Very fitting sex name (:

  • Read title. See Kristina and Alex in the same video. Get the wrong idea.

  • Kristina never stops staring at Alex lol

  • Aussies spell mauled the same way xD

  • I thought it was "Thanks Sis for giving me this Cyst" xD

  • "They will never find you." Hahaha! :D

  • is it wrong that i guessed baby?

  • @allyam12 same haha

  • My Two favorite you-tubers ever

  • But Sully is real! He has to be!

  • My random word was pomegranate... I guess we Americans just like fruit?

  • my first guess was baby...

    

  • Alex Day's motto is "Because I fucking want to."

  • immense sexual tension

  • But they were dating, weren't they?

  • LOL!

  • Hahaha.

  • How does alex know how much time he has left? I thot he would just stop recording it when he felt like it...

  • I thought Rebecca Johnson then I thought 2Boobs Johnson b/c I was watching New Girl like 2 minutes b4 I saw this.

  • @theCRAZYtwizzler I can do better, I'm watching the New Girl literally as I am reading these comments. :] Tigerboobs

  • Haha the first word I thought of was apple

  • nerimon? pikachu? uh huh.

  • If it makes Kristina feel any better (if they even read the comments) the first thing I thought of was "Pear" and the second thing was "Bear".

  • I was eating an apple. (:

  • I just had a fit of giggles after the apple/pineapple bit. I couldn't actually speak for about three minutes :D

  • dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1­263965/Family-discover-ancient­-chapel-hidden-house-100-years­.html

    the people with the church under their house were also in the daily mail ;)

  • One of the newest pick me up (or one of its competitors) headlines was:

    "ABUSED IN THE 99P STORE"

  • Oh god, the related videos to this. :|

  • Hahahaha the apple/pineapple bit was great!!

    We changed the name from 'Apple' to 'Pineapple'. No one will ever find you. xD

  • Haha, you're such a bad liar.

  • Hahaha the first word that popped into my head was jiggly.....not the sexiest name imo xD

  • Or a vid about the signing last week!

  • I love Christine. She seems so down to earth.

  • @DayITL The girl in the video? That's Kristina :)

  • You should do an up to date 6 items or less!

  • @cutegalzxxx When did they break up? And how do you know?

  • they are just soo perfect together!!!

  • ALEX'S LAUGH AT 3:25 IS SO CUTE OMG ^_^

  • I guessed baby! Accomplishments. Yeah.

  • THE RETURN OF PICK ME UP MAGAZINEE!!!!

    Vlr anyone? :D

  • What I love is that Luke and Ingrid keep making videos together after Luke and Kristina's breakup, and Alex and Kristina have been spending more time together. Who got the better deal there Luke? I think Kristina did....

  • I wish they'd get back together!

  • 1:38, 6:26 Earn 2 year's subscription to Pick Me Up in an hour

  • This is so funny, these videos brighten up my day.

  • Alex in my state of shock at actually meeting you at the Cham circuit signing I totally forgot to mention that I was in the nermie army. I was with the girl who has still not ginger as her ring tone. You probably don't remember me, there were an awful lot of teenage girls.

  • YES. I was actually thinking just the other day that with the birth of Luke + Ingrid, Alex + Kristina even in a platonic sort of way would be a lovely thing to happen.

  • What a strange magazine...

  • I'm pretty sure Mold is a place in Wales

  • OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND THIS CHANNEL C: lololololol

  • Alex, your teeth are so perfect. O_O

  • lol @ the mold / mauld confusion.

  • I read the Pick Me Up with the ' I found a church under my house'. I know that one.

  • "All I can think of is fruit!" Oh Kristina... :)

  • you know what, I say 'gooDt' (good) like you now...

  • Pikachu was my first thought as well :')

  • 4.48 I had the same thought Kristina, the same the thought o.O

  • I'm not sure why you would want to read us an advertisement for posting videos of yourself doing weird things, sometimes naked?

  • When I read the title I completely missed "Cyber" and I thought this was going to be about astronauts doing it in space, or rich couples that paid to go up into space and experience sex that was "out of this world."

  • @gomagash hahahaha me too!

  • This is why you should bring back VLR..

  • this is like 'nowhere near news'

  • "pick a new random name your not apple anymore"

    "ummm.... I don't know all I can think of is fruit PINEAPPLE!!!"

    Lol best disguise ever :D

  • This is really nice :) I like seeing you two together, just hanging out normally.

    It has a 500 Days of Summer sort of feel to it.

  • The funny thing is, right after I watched this, I went out with some friends and found out one of our mutual friends does that webcam stuff too. Lol.

  • YOU ONLY EXIST IN CYBER SPACE.

  • Am I the only person who expected him to say "he was tall with bronze hair" at 5:39?

  • Oh hell, I'm scarred for life.

  • 78 pounds an hour? That's the cost of two years subscription to that terrible magazine, so odd.

  • It's good to see that they're still good friends. :)

  • "pick me up" its almost as if they were begging for attention

  • apple to pineapple... great disguise :P

  • I knew it was baby right away xD

  • i read the title

    i saw her in the video

    and instantly was led to thiink this was a different kind of video

    O.O

  • i was thinking pineapple before kristina said it :P

  • I love seeing you guys make videos together again :)

  • This video was hilarious. I love the un-edited conversations on this channel.

    I'm really excited to see the cover with you and Kristina!

  • Two of my fav ppls in the world :)

  • I kinda felt like I was nosing in on a private chat half way through this.. :p

  • Alex seemed nicer in this video :P

  • I am enjoying this channel so much :D

  • We r such loyal fans. I mean, I hav no problem with u uploading videos a lot, that's good, but that was nine minutes long!! And I loved every second of it. :D

  • wow, really :/

  • i guessed baby! i wiin!

  • The description XD

  • Did anybody else think he was going to say "he was tall, with bronze hair" to reference his twilight video?

  • @klmm931 yes

  • Alex, this is why I love you XD

  • Best. Video. Ever. Love the end " they will never find you" lol

  • Um, is it a coincidence that Pikachu likes apples? :P

  • Is it me or does anyone else have trouble hearing the nermiearmyhq videos? like the sound is really low.

  • @jmissliz do you use headphones? I agree that the videos are a little quiet, but I can usually hear them, but it's easier with headphones and the volume up :)

  • if the nermie army and the unicorn warriors came together, WE COULD RULE THE WORLD, or at least the internet world...

  • I thought this was going to be a video on the misheard lyrics of Kristina's song "Delete You."

    "We only have sex in Cyberspace" vs. "You only exist in Cyberspace."

    Maybe that's just me haha

  • I don't know, I think you've had much more interesting issues of Pick-Me-Up.

  • I bet she still wants to be mrs. Nerimon

  • Mr and Mrs Nerimon Reunited at last XD

  • I sometimes think Alex makes these videos just to see how far his fans will go to watch all his content. Like, we watched 7 minutes of him talking about his clothes. Pretty sure the next video will just be 9 minutes of him reading a book pausing only to sip his tea.

  • @Katharine257 I know people who would enjoy that IMMENSELY :/

  • @Katharine257 I'd like to watch 9 minutes of him reading a book pausing only to sip his tea...

  • @Katharine257 He'll probably see this and think "hey, that's not a bad idea!" xD

  • @Katharine257 Is it sad that I would enjoy that?

  • @Katharine257 I would watch that. To analyse how loudly he sips.

  • I like how your sex name was pikachu... peekatchu... peek-at-you...

  • i agree with kristina i thought it was two girls at first :/

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  • Yey Kristina is coming to Poland, I live in Poland!

  • When he said that British people spell "Mold" with a U, all I could think was that they spelled it "Muld"

  • Hey that girl in your video, is she your girlfriend?

  • I think thinking you're reading Twilight, force of habit :P

  • i clearly buy too many of these scummy magazines because i knew the end of that headline was gonna be baby. fml.

  • I'd pay to see some pikachu on apple action...

  • Unicorn warriors and Nermiearmy collaboration? :D

  • Unicorn warriors back down did they?

  • This would be a great Nerimon video :D

  • Has anyone else noticed that Alex gets an American accent when he's talking to American people?

  • 'Would you take oiff the bra?????'

  • Well, "Pik" is the Danish word for cock. And "Achu" is the sound when someone sneezes. Pik + Achu = Cock sneeze = Ejaculation.

    Not a bad name at all, Alex.

  • @JulieOfSuburbia That is also why the video game title Pikmin makes every dane laugh

  • @JulieOfSuburbia HAHAHAHAHAH. Good one. Er du dansker? :P

  • @zeniaalive Jep!

  • I remember when Alex could vlog with a friend in a video and put it on the main account without worrying of it being "Lesser quality". Atleast we can see them here.

  • I was eating an apple when she said apple lol

  • Kyle Salmon returns

  • 100th comment - kabam.

    I didn't recognize Kristina in the thumbnail so that caught me off guard. omg HI ;)

  • PLEASE BE DATING AGAIN.

  • I swear that Pick Me Up magazine is like a story arc for your life. It was in VLR, your nerimon channel, fairly certain that you've been spotted with it in other people's channels... I laughed far too much when you whipped it out of nowhere here, too.

  • ARE YOU CANOODILING WITH THE ENEMY?! :O

  • Wow Kristina's accent is SO much more noticble when shes in a video with Alex =P This is such a typical nerimon video

  • The "I'm taller than you" bit reminds me of what they did in the Harry Potter films with Harry and Hermione. :D

  • My mum saw me watching this video and asked if you two were together again and I said no. My mum thinks you two are dating, NOT EVEN ME!! I don't know how I should feel about this.

  • @teganbowiefreak So here I am, reading this comment and I'm thinking "Wow, who has a mom that's cool enough to actually ask that question?" then I saw the username. Of course.

  • @livinonaprayer802 Karianne you are literally the best.

  • Is it just me, or do both Alex and Kristina have awesome laughs?

  • At first I was like who the heck is she?Then when you said Poland and I heard her giggle oh its Kirstina!Silly me.This is awesome.

  • We have some strange magazines XD

  • YAY ALEX READS MORE THINGS!!!!!

  • when you sayd "there is about 40 seconds left" I thought you were going to say "so let's do that as wel"

  • I laughed so hard at the end XD

  • When Alex talks, his nose slightly twitches... (not saying it isn't cute our anything) ;)

  • I love how you say Poland.

  • "'And suddenly, I felt more powerful than I'd ever felt before.'" HUZZAH!

  • On the subject of the feet thing-

    there is a whole community of people on YouTube with foot fetishes. They seriously go around and search for videos with feet in them. A few years ago my friend and I shot a video with our feet in the shot and some of these people found it. Suddenly, we're being bombarded by all of these middle-aged men, asking us to make another video with just our feet. We had 50,000 views before I got one disgusting comment that made me private it. No feet. Lesson learned.

  • I also strarted to learn keyboard recently

  • Ahhh pickmeup. There's a bit of a thing with british youtubers reading shitty magazines, isn't there? Alex, obviously, but Charlie read the Bieber magazine and Tom made a podcast with Tom (Bacon) reading Pick Me Up & Chat.

  • I was laughing hysterically. Who would publish a mag like that? Haha

  • love it when alex reads things. two reading videos in less than 24 hours! win!

  • See alex, if you did that for an hour you would earn enough to pay for your Pick-Me-Up subscription!

  • I miss seeing you two together in videos. I spent all last night watching old fiveawesomegirls videos with alex in them :3

  • :)

  • WOOT I LOVE THIS!

  • DELETE YOU PUNS FTW.

  • The leaders of both the Nermie Armie and the Unicorn Warriors together in a ten-minute long video!

    Aw, but seriously, I missed seeing you guys in videos together! You both had me laughing the whole time. :)

  • he looks really like rpattz here

  • LOL

  • omg, i guessed "thanks sister for giving me your baby!"

  • that made me smile THE WHOLE TIME. <3

  • Haha I thought apple too. How odd.

    I'm glad to see you guys still hang out. :)

  • I'm afraid of some of the suggested videos >>

  • You've been throwing away all of those "10 things to do with x!"

    This was worthwhile watching. You two lovely people.

  • lol, pokemon = amazing

  • FUN FACT: Mold is the name of a town in Wales.

  • "Are you quitting Youtube?"

    DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS >_<

    =Nerdfighter Math

  • oh wow! Pick me up is actually a really interesting read especially when alex day inputs his opinions.

  • I love when you're together in a video, I just love the chemistry between you, not romantically speaking... but as friends...

  • The weird thing is I've never seen this magazine in my life and I guessed you were going to say "baby". Slightly surreal moment there

  • was that the only interesting thing in the whole magazine