Impossible Football Miss

[1GUMX]

so uh, how do you even do that... oh wait, i did that once :D it was really imbarresing

[JONWORLD7]

Fail

[upisoft2]

Another FIFA 12 collision engine bug... :D

[b11k22]

Would have been funny if this was the WC or CL finals lol

[iavor3377]

Rui Miguel rules ;D

[NickyTheo21]

Unique LOL.

[MrRossdg]

haha, what a numpty!!!

[MagneticPig]

*wipes laughter tear* sorry, I'm just laughing that someone below said that the American league (MLS) is better than the Premier League. I really hate, HATE Americans with a passion

[cunu101]

He currently 'plays' for my home team club, Kilmarnock in Scotland. He's SHITE!

[bluedragon636]

how is that even possible xD

[14oscaru]

Q imbecil ese vato

[Rodriportugal1]

@14oscaru calou a boca devs tu fazer melhor!!!!! jogas em k ekipa profissional meu palhaço

[14oscaru]

@Rodriportugal1 no mames mira dond e lo faya no esas imbecil tu tambien

[Rodriportugal1]

@14oscaru tu haces mejor que ekipo es la tua? real Madrid? Man .United? haahha

[14oscaru]

@Rodriportugal1 yo le voy a chivas del futbol de mexico y al ajax de holanda y al arsenal de inglaterra

[Rodriportugal1]

@14oscaru ahhaha e despues acuerdas ;)

[seccidoggers]

*clearly

[Supersonictrees]

glitch?

[MrXDOUBLETAPX]

@WagglyApples we created this game and we named it football then u came from no where and called it soccer

and what do u mean we rarely use our feet. i dnt no why ur talkin cause u basically play RUGBY with slightly different rules and in RUGBY u use ur HANDS not ur FEET

[MrXDOUBLETAPX]

@WagglyApples for a start i never called it mlf i no its mls and how can u say its the best league in the world! its the premier league by miles!!

oh i get it. ur all cocky just because david beckham plays there now.

if MLS is the best league then why do players go there just to earn a lot of money before they retire?

i cant remember a single world class player the MLS has had that played there because he enjoyed his football there and was young

[WagglyApples]

@MrXDOUBLETAPX You're just jealous about Beckham left England to play in a better league. And Henry, and Ljungberg, and Ibrahimovic stupid European. Basically all of the stars are leaving Europe. MLS>Premier

[MrXDOUBLETAPX]

@WagglyApples . guess what ur stupid list HENRY LJUMBERG AND IBRAHIMOVICH are all old and retiring soon. so i wud like to see if rooney, messi, ronaldo, ronaldihnio, lampard, maicon and a whole lot of others would join mls. then you would be able to have a proper argument with someone defending the best league in the world THE PREMIERSHIP

[MrXDOUBLETAPX]

@seccidoggers yh ok fair enough just a name

[joseleandro75]

Rui, tás famoso pah!

[lukas1108]

music in this wideo?

[Algotjenzen]

Lol he wasent ready for that ball...: P

[killie4eva93]

trust us to buy this player :L

[webbynlee]

The word soccer was invented by the public school boys of England in the late 19th century. The word is an abbreviation of association football rules, as in soc from the word assocation. This distinguished the difference between rugby rules football and association football and therefore the American football rules. Mon the killie! Rui Miguel for the golden boot!

[Camagcrafter]

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAIL



[polychronio]

this insignificant football miss get so many views.

[ninjasoccer23]

get it right, soccer should be called "football" not soccer and american football should be called handegg

[ninjasoccer23]

ive played both soccer and american football and i personally think soccer is way funner. thumbs up if you agree

[luigibattista10]

@futbolfan27 In Italy, we call it 'calcio', which means 'kick'. Greetings. :)

[futbolfan27]

@hockey4lifeman Its not really a matter of us calling it soccer, but its more about the fact that we stole the name football used that on a sport thats far from the original and then used soccer for the legit football. They have all the right in the world to be mad at the U.S. so just simmer down and move on. Don't need to start another fight cause the world is full of them. We call it soccer and everyone else calls it football. End of story.

[whoneedsposers]

@futbolfan27 I can never understand why people (particularly from England) have a problem with Americans calling the game soccer. The term soccer is an was coined in England as a shortened version of Association Football.

[spartanelite300]

@ABC1st2nd3rd Chill the fuck out, dude. My bad. I live down here in the south with rednecks and they've given me a bad taste of Americans. I get that. I know plenty of white people that like soccer but it'll be a long time before MLS matches consistently sell. Don't try to kid yourself either. Soccer is way behind in popularity next to the main 3: basketball, baseball, and American football

[bibirepuffy]

for you poors,dun say it isn't football . 1: by the meaning(you play it with your foots,not like the american one,that is playing with hands) 2:There are 2 english languages 1:american english:where it's soccer 2:uk english:where it's football...thunbs up if you agree

[IBiiGTiiIVI]

@bibirepuffy

Thank you so much for pointing that out

[Serutos]

You guys come to argue about football or soccer or wich is better? Its about the guy who failed making the goal. NA has it's national sports and EU has its national sports. If you dont like soccer dont fucking watch the video I dont like football so I dont fucking watch the videos. And reading all these comments make me feel watching a fight between 2 little kids about who hit first.... Grow up

[wierdo963]

lmfao that was hilarious and if ur a sports fan.. add me ;) and comment on ma channel

[soldatsolidsquall]

@GroneST lol its football <3

[fabioesteves100]

@GroneST

This is soccer in America!

In our countries this is football !

[noahayers12]

for all u retards its soccer not football and real american football is way better then soccer

[Escepticus]

It doesn't matter if it's off side or not...the point is that he missed with epic proportions. Period.

And to the citizens of the United States of America: in all the world, the word for this sport, the most popular without contest, is "football", "fútbol", etc. etc. not "soccer".

[PokemonLover2162]

wow fail!



[Inzane2006]

The word soccer was invented merely for the sake of:

"Hey girl, want to play soccer?"

"Ok =D"

*Socks her*

[owningsince92]

PORTUGAL!

[0bar0bar0]

not offside!!!!

[rAnDoMZerg1]

No its not offside. Look at the moment when he passed the ball, he was a little behind xD

[9dante5]

Ye..its was offside..

[LionsTheKingOfCojons]

FOOT + BALL = FOOTBALL! WITH FUCKIN' FEET!

SOCCER = Stupid word invented by stupid people, used by stupid people*

*Guess who! Americans? ...

[wiibot15]

@LionsTheKingOfCojons You're the stupid one! Soccer was an upper scale british word for football, it traveled to America -_-.

[LionsTheKingOfCojons]

@wiibot15 but the right word is football asshole

[wiibot15]

@LionsTheKingOfCojons Both are the right words you jackweed! Soccer and Football all refer to the same sport.

[foreshadowjr]

@LionsTheKingOfCojons

You do know that you responded to yourself right? I wouldn't call yourself gay if I were you

[TheMaxKoncept]

@LionsTheKingOfCojons you are a fucking retard, haha. you really shouldn't talk to yourself in public, lol

[LionsTheKingOfCojons]

@TheMaxKoncept in fact i was talking about you!

Porcoddio ma tutti i froci demmerda stanno qua? Bah. Ancora che chiamano Soccere il Football... Affanculo tutti.

You waste my time, go to suck your father cock, kid. I will not answer more to you. Goodbye (i've blocked you...)

[TheMaxKoncept]

@LionsTheKingOfCojons real mature, just block someone instead of talking to them, cool!

[dragonlizard89]

@LionsTheKingOfCojons Actually, the word soccer originated in England in the 1880s. It was short for AsSOCiation Football.

[LionsTheKingOfCojons]

@dragonlizard89 ok, understood. but the right word is football.

[TheAbercrombieGirl10]

Obviously the uploader doesnt get soccer. yea that shot blew donkey dick but he was offsides anyway

[BGnorman]

HAHA CSKA SOFIA!!!!!! BULGARIAAAAAAAA (Y) (Y) (Y)

[EspadaNegative1]

haha #28 is like WTFFF

[TheKingZB]

thats not football, thats soccer

[ukats18]

@TheKingZB same thing...

[MrLaiho123]

@TheKingZB shut up. its football.

[foreshadowjr]

Does it really matter what the sport is called in another country? It still is the same sport. American football and football are two different sports that are both fun to play and watch, get over it already.

[tetracatredoblehp]

who cares how the fucking usa people call this sport?

they dont exist in the footbal universe

[DeViLbRaSiL]

lol 7moody can score this goal looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­l

[kookoomaro1]

did u see the guy in the black raise his hand to symbol an offside (not a fowl, btw)

[Pasguiroq]

wtf how in the world can you miss that?? seriously you would have to have no belly or stomach to miss that

[christheking14086]

this the worst miss i ever seen.,.,.,.,.,.,.,

[IRideBike00000000000]

this is soccer not fball

[BLACKOUT5529]

@IRideBike00000000000 its only soccer in america everywhere else its futbol

[ThePrecursed]

@Q8xElectrox90 The only reason they wear more pads is because it is more of a contact sport than soccer. If you ever watch an American football game you would notice that they still get hurt pretty bad. Don't get me wrong I know people who play soccer have balls because they don't play with pads and yes I know scooer players get hurt more but still.

[TheSmozification]

PROS of "football"

-If you skin your knee, you get to take the rest of the season off

-Anyone can play, its made for poor people. All you need is a ball and two nets

-???

PROS of (REAL* football

-Cheerleaders

-You actually get to hit somebody

-More cheerleaders

-More money is made

-People in normal countries play it.

[maxito1717]

@TheSmozification

soccer is played in the whole world

is da best sport



[TheSmozification]

@maxito1717 Most of the world is poor, also it looks like most of the world can't talk right either. FAIL.

[maxito1717]

@TheSmozification

so?

thats wat makes it a good sport

anybody can become a soccer player

most of the soccer players now, used to be poor

[EmceeSquints]

@TheSmozification fucking fag go stick a football up your vagina

[TheSmozification]

@EmceeSquints Thats funny you said that, your sister actually asked me to do that for her. She loved it

[cobrahawk3]

@TheSmozification u must be a idiot, *real football* is called rugby and america is the only place that calls football soccer, so america is wierd...

[Janegrl808]

@cobrahawk3 actually i think that canada, south africa and australia all also call it soccer.

[ninjasoccer23]

@TheSmozification PROS of real football "soccer" -you become a millionare if you become pro -you can play it by yourself, kick it against the wall or juggle -anyone any age can play it -it keeps you very active -and much much more PROS of american "football" more like " handball" - none CONS of american football -you need to buy lots of expensive gears -only americans play it -football you can die from it -you cant practice by yourself -and so much more i cant write them alll down

[EmeVideos1]

The term Soccer is actually originally from England. :)

[achiko88]

american football is gay... usa dont have their own sports they just copy everything and make it worse...

[blazingimpact1]

you guys all have your points. soccer is a fun sport and they dont dive all the time...there are cheaters in every sport. i live in the usa and have played soccer for about 10 years and i only call it soccer because thats all i have known as its name since i was 4. im originally from another country and my cuzins call it football. there are currently 90 million people in the us that play soocer/football. american football is awesome but the name doesnt really fit. whats done is done.

[DeaNovo]

i find all this Football vs. American football shit rather pitiful

[animental1]

Fuck you, this aint no football this is some gay ass soccer

[koston987]

@animental1 Its called football too...only american people call it soccer... in my country is futebol(fut=foot;bol=ball) get it ? play BALL with your FOOT ?

[animental1]

@koston987 Yeah i'm not fucking 5 you don't have to explain it to me, but the video says FOOTBALL not FUTBOL so i don't expect to see soccer, which is prob one of the shittiest sports i've ever wastied time watching... who the hell wants to watch 4 hours of nobody scoring?

[koston987]

@animental1 you say 5 hours of nobody scoring because you live in america, where soccer is shit, come to europe and see quality football teams play real soccer where u see people scoring...

[futbolfan27]

Alright I get that everyone is bagging on the U.S. cause we mostly are a lot of the things you all have listed. But don't forget there are people like me that dislike the country we live in and how we act. I for one love the beautiful game and I have practically had a football at my feet since I was 3. So when you trash the U.S. try to remember there are a few people here who aren't the typical American stereotype.

[espadanumero9]

@futbolfan27 yea i know, im sorry for those americans who arent stereotypical americans.

[Ggangstax]

looool

[dragonforcesfan]

LOL #28

[kabuCee]

damn and he's wearing number 10

[kingsofgrooove]

Football > Handegg

[koston987]

@kingsofgrooove ahahahah why arent people thumbing you up ??? ahahah xD

[BeheadedBandit]

Football = Football

Am. Football = Handegg

[880User088]

THANK GOD the title says "football" and not "soccer"

[HardT0Survive]

Haha!For like 40 seconds after this miss the whole stadium said UUUUUUUU ... Rui Miguel was really imbarassed!Final score:3-0 for CSKA

[JuveTube777]

When I watch this video, I thick why does he play in professional team and not me or anybody...

[PreApproved1]

.....so, football came first, then rugby and later american "football" that is basically rugby with gay protective gear.

....lame

[espadanumero9]

i think its frunny when there are people that watch a video on something they dont like. if america, or the few stereotypical americans, decide to stereotype the worlds most famous sport, then lets trash them.

Typical american= fat,lazy,racist,overweight,ign­orant,idiotic,murderer,drug user, alcoholic, child and wife abuser, with unhealthy living conditions.

reply if you are one of the few americans that doesnt stereotype the world or if you want to add another stereotypical comment.

[hagonamatata]

All he had to do is not to be there...

[NaxreQ]

this is football.

the other sport where they use their hands and something that tries really hard to look like a ball is called AMERICAN football. for a reason... probably for a reason... no clue.... but that's not football.... that whatever is american football...

:)

[ikillevilcrayons]

Soccer is football now ?

People get it straight .

[TarnishedDreams]

@ikillevilcrayons America is the only place they call it soccer.... The original name of soccer is Football....

[yourdaddy342]

hmm.. the goal is like 2 inchs infront of you so umm.. how do u miss? i didnt know it was posible

[ninjasoccer23]

why is fooball called football if its mainly used by hands . football is soccer get it right americans

[evilmonsterman]

LOL THIS IS SOCCER NOT FOOTBALL LOL

[ninjasoccer23]

@evilmonsterman football get it right

[TarnishedDreams]

@evilmonsterman It is football.....

[ErikPaus]

I like how americans refuse to call football(soccer), football. Even tho the rest of the world calls it Football. And the one thing you call football isnt about feet or balls at all.

[idogish]

pause at 0:09 and u see the offside

[NaxreQ]

@idogish no, you need to pause at 0:07 to see there is no offside, player is behind opponent player at the moment the ball is kicked...no offside

[TheQuintin123456]

@idogish he ran behind the defender after the ball was first hit, so its onside. look at 0.06 he is in line when the ball's in the air.

[1vad1m1]

I seen worse... I did worse...

[revidbilhcs]

Soccer sucks.

[ninjasoccer23]

@revidbilhcs then how come its the worlds most popular sport

[revidbilhcs]

@ninjasoccer23 The masses always gravitate to the lowest standard. This is why,

[1sk8erchimp1]

This isnt football... fuck the rest of the world this is fucking soccer! Football is much better!!!!!

[ninjasoccer23]

@1sk8erchimp1 soccer is wayyyyyyyyyy better not fuckin football

[1sk8erchimp1]

@ninjasoccer23 dude.. soccer: skinny as players, kicking a ball, no contact with other players, no action, u cant fucking use your hands, and it was invented in europe

football: Big as players, full contact and tackle sport, action most of the game, only ball not round, possablity in death, and best of all.. FUCKING AMERICAN MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

[maxito1717]

@1sk8erchimp1

football is so gay

and so are you

[omar1321]

@1sk8erchimp1 your gay? why do you want contact in a sport? you make it seem like if that's what you want wow. lol

[BLACKOUT5529]

@1sk8erchimp1 american footbal is gay and its futbol not soccer idiot

[Aelfredus26]

I'm tired of those people who watch these videos only to say: "That's not Football, that's Soccer".

[lilx101706]

@Aelfredus26 right i hate in american 'football' they hardly ever use their feet to kick the ball THIS RIGHT HERE IS REAL FOOTBALL

[dolphinsfan1966]

@Aelfredus26 That's no Football, that's Soccer lol

[gomezemog303]

this is soccer not football. this sport sucks balls

[gospelsinger763]

@gomezemog303 people in Europe call it football, and it doesnt suck, but better than football in my opinion

[gospelsinger763]

@gomezemog303 people in Europe call it football, and the sport doesnt suck, it's actually better than american football in my opinion

[levski451]

xaxa cska kfo iskate SAMO LEVSKI OLEEEEE

[cruzin1440]

Why do you Europeans love this 'sport' so much? Honest question.

All I see is a bunch of cardboard thin dudes running back and forth back and forth for god knows how long with an occasionally, usually uneventful goal... How in the world is that exciting?

I'm going with the government forces you to watch this 'sport' or they will cut you off... because I have never heard of one dedicated response.

[got2bchapin]

@cruzin1440 I am not a fucking European but my answer is learn the sport then talk shit about it. now i got a question for you i mean if you know about American foot ball. why do Americans call it foot ball if that sport is mainly hand played by a bunch of fat fagots.

[mismis888]

@cruzin1440 How is your cuntsport "Nascar" exciting? WHOA HOLI SHIT WONDER WHAT HAPPENS NEXT... OH.. WAIT.. NOTHING CAUSE WE'RE DRIVING IN CIRKLEZ?! dont hate the game because u americans suck at it..

Hows that for an honest, retarded and ignorant question?

[StopChasingKid]

@mismis888 Don't know much about soccer but I do know that are team is very good beings that we didn't even make the sport it'self. If im correct, i think we actually smashed Europe a year back or so.

[TheQuintin123456]

@StopChasingKid usa smashed europe, what? Europe isnt a country

[mismis888]

@StopChasingKid are you kidding me? so "we" as in "us" the "Europe", we "made" the soccer, - which is called football for your information. Its not soccer because you americans say it is, jesus christ - and thats why we own you at it? Because we "made" it?.. And I dont know if you realise this, but, Europe is NOT a country and therefore you cannot "smash" Europe as in a game of football. Holy shit.

[mismis888]

@StopChasingKid You should REALLY stop typing shit over the internet, as you're oblivious as fuck. Jesus christ.

[idogish]

@cruzin1440

all sports are like that

american football- a bunch of pussies throwing egg-shaped balls back and forth

basket ball- people fight over balls just to get it into the basket

golf- hitting little balls with a stick

volleyball- smack balls away from you

etc

[StopChasingKid]

@idogish Bunch of pussies throwing egg shaped balls bck and forth eh? You know some of the most in shaped men in the world play or played football. Also, pretty much every teams starting linemen are usually 7 ft or bigger weighing in from 300+ would love to see you confront them calling them " pussies ".

[espadanumero9]

@cruzin1440 really your going to judge a sport before you learn about it. i know nothing about american football and i can say that its a bunch of gay guys hugging and jumping on each other for the fun of it while they inject themselves with steroids. i know im not correct and i know your not correct, but dont talk bad about a sport you dont know about. so what if its not famous in the U.S.A, the world doesnt care because they like it. and another thing y watch a video football just to trash it.

[NaxreQ]

@cruzin1440 it's not just europeans for one, it's the entire world minus a few countries among which the usa.

that aside,knowing the rules and insight on strategy enable soccer to become a very exciting sport to watch.player line-ups and strategies are very intolerant of errors hence the game can go back and forth alot,adding tension that builds up to that one goal that makes the fans burst out in cheers.and soccer dribbles and passes are more beautiful to watch than in ANY other sport....

[krowodrzahks]

@cruzin1440 /watch?v=Wmn-fJTsN7k for this. ULTRAS & HOOLIGANS PRIDE OF POLAND

[mahmoudyy]

even if he got the goal it was gonna be an offside >.< .. watch carefully ..

[Geminiani1]

@mahmoudyy

WTF? you're blind..

[TigresGalaxy21]

@mahmoudyy : actually no it wont be offside! watch it again :D

@TigresGalaxy21 ahh yeh it will it did hit the player's head b4 it got the the guy who missed the goal .. zoom it and watch carefully