Somebody sign me up for next years Championship. My best drive is 485 yards into a slight headwind...and when the ball landed, it backed up about 10 yards...from all the backspin. I used a wooden driver on that drive...Just imagine how far I could hit it with a long shafted cheater driver.
@spankyelmojr wow if u could hit 485 yards u would be in there and not only can u not hit that farthat even if u could hit that far you would say that there was so much backspin that it would back to about 230 yards
@spankyelmojr Hope to see you at the Remax this year then, I'd love to tee one up against you myself with a 3 wood. get yourself to a qualifier and stop making outlandish statements behind your computer. Trust me when I saw there are huge guys out there but that doesn't matter. Winner of the 2007 Remax was 6'8" 320, Mike Dobyn, It's not always about size.... and Jaime is More flexible that Tiger Woods, That's not an absolute fact but it looks pretty clear.
LMFAO...I don't need to "get myself to a qualifer"...I have been given an exemption. Past Champions don't need to qualify...you Ding Dong...LMFAO. Past Champions don't need to "qualify"...Past Champions don't need to lower themselves to your level...LOL. Besides...I don't compete in your division. I don't compete in the Gay/Handicapped/Retarted Divison...LMFAO. Also...Dobyn...is a big dumb azz mexican-african money runt. Jaime...is a pansy. And Eldrick is my caddie.
Good Sir...Thank you for spell checking my comments. Your service...and dedication to the greater good...is inspiring. LMFAO. So...let me rephrase my statement. I don't comepete in the GAY...HANDICAPPED...REEEEEETARDED...Long Drive Contests....LMFAO. These contests are for frustrated GAYS. Jaime??? Is that a guys name? Zuback...expresses his gay frustration...by whaling on a golf ball. LOL. Just like Jack "infomercial" Hamm...POW!!! LOL...all of these guys are GAY.
@spankyelmojr you probably think that UFC is more manly don't you? jacked dudes gropin each other, creating sexual tension. mmmmmm that's your 2 girls 1 cup of tea now isn't it! I dunno who "Jaime" is either, JAMIE Sadlowski is the top dog, and while im not writing this to kiss ass, he's pretty damn talented, bottom line! Ohh and I checked out your page profile page there, elmo? A dude watchin elmo is callin long drive gay? Contradiction??
LOL. Once again...Thank u for spell checking my comments. Jaime/Jamie...LOL...either way...does it really matter? It is so tragic...to see all that pent up GAY CANADIAN frustration...being taken out on golf balls. Zuback and Sadlowski...LOL...are like Bert and Ernie(Sesame Street) LOL. Long Drivers are GAY as HELL...LMFAO. Jamie...will be Jack "informercial" Hamm...in a few years...POW!! LMFAO
I get so much Lobster Hoochie Pie...I don't have to swing like a frustrated Gay Canadian.
Listen...Just keep my clubs clean...get my yardages...tend the flag...and keep your mouth shut...LMFAO.
It is such a pity...that caddie abuse is illegal. Because my right foot is shaking uncontrollably...at the thought of kicking your Lowlife Caddie Ass...LOL.
@spankyelmojr i like to...overuse the ellipsis...because i probably...type like i talk...in spurts...like the black guy on malcolm...in the middle...and i have trouble...speaking with clarity...
WTF??? Why are u telling me about some retarded fucking african kid???
Good Sir...I am a golfer. I am a gentleman. I don't need to swing like a frustrated GAY CANADIAN LOL. My swing is like an elegant work of art. Is that clear enough for you to understand...caddie boy??? LOL. Now...run along...and make yourself useful.
@spankyelmojr because this ---> ... ... ... ... ... is a bad habit. you overuse the ellipsis. i guess what i'm saying is, in your words, you sound like a retarded fucking african kid the way you type.
that's cool your swing is pretty, and i've been told the same thing about mine, but gentleman golfer, you play golf and not golf swing. you still haven't answered the question, gentleman golfer:
Jamie Sadlowski plays off scratch, what do you play off? helpful hint: scratch means par.
@spankyelmojr Your overuse of LOL and LMFAO offends me good sir. The next time you use either of those words in a sentence I swear to the Almighty God that I will find out where you live and peel your skin off so slowly that sounds of you screaming can be heard by a deaf man 2 miles away. Then i will dry your skin in the sun and use it as a condom and fuck your dead body until my dick goes raw then go golf 18 holes with your mom and have rough intercourse with her.
LOL. LMFAO. You obviously have some anger issues. Where you a bed wetter??? Or perhaps you were over coddled as a child. I can read u like a book...a cheap azz novel.
In regards to your "mom" related comments...it is obvious that you have "mom" related issues, as well. But don't worry...I am sure she is just as ashamed of you...as you are of her. LMFAO.
yeah i heard that there is a guy training for long ball that stands 12 feet 5 and weights 1025lbs and is flexible like an olympic gymnast, and he already hit one 742 yards.....were you referring to yourself btw?
i heard there is a guy training for long ball that stands 7 foot 7 and weights 500lbs and is flxible like tiger woods, and he already hit one 500 yards
wtf is with the music
ildfh 8 months ago
some really pathetic shit´s going down in the comments - WOW
FullTimeHypocrite 8 months ago
@FullTimeHypocrite thats youtube for ya mate rofl
GMSamuelRhine 7 months ago
Stupid yanks. ruin a deacent video with shit harry potter music
MillwallTID 9 months ago
Who is that woman in 4:04 ?
00110golf 1 year ago
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sandersuperfollador 1 year ago
@00110golf sarah palin
hajnoczky69 6 months ago
LDA for the love of god disable the comments on the vids
gsclelo 1 year ago
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sandersuperfollador 1 year ago
if i "just caught one pretty good" and got over 365 id be a happy camper
natesurfswell 1 year ago
It looks like he's using Stack and Tilt...LMFAO.
Somebody sign me up for next years Championship. My best drive is 485 yards into a slight headwind...and when the ball landed, it backed up about 10 yards...from all the backspin. I used a wooden driver on that drive...Just imagine how far I could hit it with a long shafted cheater driver.
spankyelmojr 2 years ago
@spankyelmojr ok buddy...
SLIMreject 1 year ago
@spankyelmojr you weren't hitting on a grid retard it's probably 60* there and you were in the middle of the day hitting on a downslope
AMMrawCR 1 year ago
@spankyelmojr wow if u could hit 485 yards u would be in there and not only can u not hit that farthat even if u could hit that far you would say that there was so much backspin that it would back to about 230 yards
goose507 1 year ago
@spankyelmojr Hope to see you at the Remax this year then, I'd love to tee one up against you myself with a 3 wood. get yourself to a qualifier and stop making outlandish statements behind your computer. Trust me when I saw there are huge guys out there but that doesn't matter. Winner of the 2007 Remax was 6'8" 320, Mike Dobyn, It's not always about size.... and Jaime is More flexible that Tiger Woods, That's not an absolute fact but it looks pretty clear.
longhitter2007 1 year ago
@longPutter2007
LMFAO...I don't need to "get myself to a qualifer"...I have been given an exemption. Past Champions don't need to qualify...you Ding Dong...LMFAO. Past Champions don't need to "qualify"...Past Champions don't need to lower themselves to your level...LOL. Besides...I don't compete in your division. I don't compete in the Gay/Handicapped/Retarted Divison...LMFAO. Also...Dobyn...is a big dumb azz mexican-african money runt. Jaime...is a pansy. And Eldrick is my caddie.
spankyelmojr 1 year ago
@spankyelmojr haha you're so ironic man!! of all the words u could have spelled wrong, you fucked up "retarded". Nuff said
bodaggin 1 year ago
@bodaggin
Good Sir...Thank you for spell checking my comments. Your service...and dedication to the greater good...is inspiring. LMFAO. So...let me rephrase my statement. I don't comepete in the GAY...HANDICAPPED...REEEEEETARDED...Long Drive Contests....LMFAO. These contests are for frustrated GAYS. Jaime??? Is that a guys name? Zuback...expresses his gay frustration...by whaling on a golf ball. LOL. Just like Jack "infomercial" Hamm...POW!!! LOL...all of these guys are GAY.
spankyelmojr 1 year ago
@spankyelmojr you probably think that UFC is more manly don't you? jacked dudes gropin each other, creating sexual tension. mmmmmm that's your 2 girls 1 cup of tea now isn't it! I dunno who "Jaime" is either, JAMIE Sadlowski is the top dog, and while im not writing this to kiss ass, he's pretty damn talented, bottom line! Ohh and I checked out your page profile page there, elmo? A dude watchin elmo is callin long drive gay? Contradiction??
bodaggin 1 year ago
@bodaggin
LOL. Once again...Thank u for spell checking my comments. Jaime/Jamie...LOL...either way...does it really matter? It is so tragic...to see all that pent up GAY CANADIAN frustration...being taken out on golf balls. Zuback and Sadlowski...LOL...are like Bert and Ernie(Sesame Street) LOL. Long Drivers are GAY as HELL...LMFAO. Jamie...will be Jack "informercial" Hamm...in a few years...POW!! LMFAO
I get so much Lobster Hoochie Pie...I don't have to swing like a frustrated Gay Canadian.
spankyelmojr 1 year ago
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sandersuperfollador 1 year ago
@sandersuperfollador
Listen...Just keep my clubs clean...get my yardages...tend the flag...and keep your mouth shut...LMFAO.
It is such a pity...that caddie abuse is illegal. Because my right foot is shaking uncontrollably...at the thought of kicking your Lowlife Caddie Ass...LOL.
spankyelmojr 1 year ago
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sandersuperfollador 1 year ago
@spankyelmojr i like to...overuse the ellipsis...because i probably...type like i talk...in spurts...like the black guy on malcolm...in the middle...and i have trouble...speaking with clarity...
jamie plays off scratch. what do you play off?
dschultz6072 1 year ago
@dschultz6072
WTF??? Why are u telling me about some retarded fucking african kid???
Good Sir...I am a golfer. I am a gentleman. I don't need to swing like a frustrated GAY CANADIAN LOL. My swing is like an elegant work of art. Is that clear enough for you to understand...caddie boy??? LOL. Now...run along...and make yourself useful.
spankyelmojr 1 year ago
@spankyelmojr because this ---> ... ... ... ... ... is a bad habit. you overuse the ellipsis. i guess what i'm saying is, in your words, you sound like a retarded fucking african kid the way you type.
that's cool your swing is pretty, and i've been told the same thing about mine, but gentleman golfer, you play golf and not golf swing. you still haven't answered the question, gentleman golfer:
Jamie Sadlowski plays off scratch, what do you play off? helpful hint: scratch means par.
dschultz6072 1 year ago
@dschultz6072
I use "ellipsis"...to try convey a dramatic pause...u fucking ding dong. LOL. I use them...to convey a Shakesperean cadence...u fucking ding bat. LOL.
My swing is technical perfect. David Leadbetter, Butch Harmon, Sean Foley...masturbate to my swing. It is perfection.
I do not measure myself in terms of being "scratch"...I am on above such pettiness. I measure myself by hitting perfect shots.
spankyelmojr 1 year ago
@spankyelmojr Your overuse of LOL and LMFAO offends me good sir. The next time you use either of those words in a sentence I swear to the Almighty God that I will find out where you live and peel your skin off so slowly that sounds of you screaming can be heard by a deaf man 2 miles away. Then i will dry your skin in the sun and use it as a condom and fuck your dead body until my dick goes raw then go golf 18 holes with your mom and have rough intercourse with her.
tpsstitch1991 1 year ago
@tpsstitch1991
LOL. LMFAO. You obviously have some anger issues. Where you a bed wetter??? Or perhaps you were over coddled as a child. I can read u like a book...a cheap azz novel.
In regards to your "mom" related comments...it is obvious that you have "mom" related issues, as well. But don't worry...I am sure she is just as ashamed of you...as you are of her. LMFAO.
Good Day to you Sir,
SpankyElmoJr (aka KingOfTheIlluminati)
spankyelmojr 1 year ago
Lol dude!!
volli56 2 years ago
yeah i heard that there is a guy training for long ball that stands 12 feet 5 and weights 1025lbs and is flexible like an olympic gymnast, and he already hit one 742 yards.....were you referring to yourself btw?
volli56 2 years ago
yeah i heard about that guy too, he sounds amazing. but i also heard from tigers wife that the guy only has a 2 inch cock.
ccool300 2 years ago 2
did ya like that comment volli? i did lol
ccool300 2 years ago
i heard there is a guy training for long ball that stands 7 foot 7 and weights 500lbs and is flxible like tiger woods, and he already hit one 500 yards
bluesbeats 2 years ago
the music is fucking annoying. why is it so irritatingly wannabe epic?
SamsEdition 2 years ago
holy shit...look at the size of the drivers to the left of screen at 3:07!!!!UNREAL!!!
JohnTurk92 2 years ago
get happy gilmore on there
kingrob100786 3 years ago
LOL, yeah, "The price is wrong, bitch".
JRCrowley 2 years ago