For I am the greatest human being ever created. I will consume your soul and believe it or not, I killed Chuck Norris. I revived him with my godly abilities and we made a deal and patched things up. All in all, I am godly and you all are my minions and once again, I am all-powerful. Fools. You have no idea what you're thinking; you are not first. It is I, who is first.
Sit right down there if you turn time on itself and reverse everything, and the universe starts contracting at the same rate it has been expanding. I will have been First at exactly 5:24 AM US California Time.
How is this possible you may ask, well I am god. Shocking I know, god has a youtube account. If you want some miracles to occur better not leave a bad comment. Have a nice day.
"Where do you want me to take you? I could go left side or that way but I cannot go down by that way i get stuck okay you want JFK we go Joe Dimaggio highway okay here we are have a nice night get the fuck out of my cab goodbye"
LMFAO
UjiKae 2 months ago
:D
EmmettIsMyTeddyBear 10 months ago
he said here we are love the night life get the fuck out of my cab
hoboactor835 1 year ago
@blinkoverboard at the part were you said have a nice night he actually says get a life
Snoopy101014 1 year ago
Oh...Durka Durka...LOLZ
ebendimention 1 year ago
his name is stephen, not steven :P
CrazyTurdy 2 years ago
Non alcoholic beer is like licking your sisters fanny... It tastes the same but it's just NOT right.
YouFrickinStar 2 years ago 28
@YouFrickinStar lmao
ameripunx07 1 year ago
i think tim minchin is better but he's quite good
Elibobbob 2 years ago
starts like harry chapin's taxi at first
nillagrilla 2 years ago
I think this is what he says at the end, "Okay here we are london lights now get the fuck out of my cab good bye"
9Mikes3 2 years ago 5
Left or right side get the fuck out of my cab good bye.
silentdre 2 years ago
none of the lyrics i found have the accent part *sad face* ='(
SgtGuNshot 2 years ago
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what kind of sick faggot writes out "sad face"
theduttster 2 years ago
You gotta love him, he even was nomitaded for a tony in a musical
dviking1 2 years ago 10
wow! u serious?? what musical??
AustralianHPfan 2 years ago
I love steven lynch.
y3sterd4y 2 years ago
Last
TheHonestCommenter 2 years ago
/watch?v=f6IZLVi4sWI
SkimieDat 2 years ago
this dude rules!
darkpotato0 2 years ago 5
LMFAO!!!!!
CheeseBurgerDeluxe1 2 years ago
LMAO, I couldn't resist over 1000 times i watch it.. always funny XD
HinataW0W 2 years ago
1:04
CheeseBurgerDeluxe1 2 years ago
LOL
bordercolliesrock1 2 years ago
hes so cute, mmmmm lynchy ...*licks lips*
2dorrar 2 years ago
O_o creepy haha
kevjmp 2 years ago 2
Finally, someone who agrees with me.
He's yummy ^^
mcrxloverx608 2 years ago
I agree x3 Yummy
DanielleandGIR 2 years ago
He uses the theme if Harry Chapin's song Taxi
germanman95 2 years ago
Now Get da Fuck Out My Cab! XD asian dude
jokernightmarex3 2 years ago
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etan09 2 years ago
He definitely uses a stereotypical Middle Eastern accent.
Ryldrin 2 years ago 2
Indian
germanman95 2 years ago 3
That was suppose to be an Indian accent.
Punklipstick 2 years ago 2
Well, India IS Asia.
strucksel 2 years ago
stevieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
manxjay 2 years ago
lmao this is so funny brill song
SOPHIECALTON 2 years ago
yeah dude exactly hahaha..men in tights
scootbp93 2 years ago
WOOO!
Youk noqw the guy is Jamaican...Trying not to be racist
GO ASTEPHEN!
swordser2 2 years ago
"now get da fuck out of my cab" lol
PwnToob 2 years ago 2
hahahahahahahaha. i meant from the parody of robin hood on comedy central..shit dude that was hilarious
scootbp93 2 years ago
he looks like robin hood hahaha
scootbp93 2 years ago
how the fuck do you know what robin hood looks like? lol...
Sudanir 2 years ago
i think he looks just like the main character from Robin Hood: Men in Tights O_o
Lucifer26bbenj 2 years ago
speech impediment
cheeseman5678 2 years ago
"gettaf**kouttamycar, goodbye!!"
ROTFLMAO!!!!
crazycowgirl 3 years ago 3
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No, I am first.
For I am the greatest human being ever created. I will consume your soul and believe it or not, I killed Chuck Norris. I revived him with my godly abilities and we made a deal and patched things up. All in all, I am godly and you all are my minions and once again, I am all-powerful. Fools. You have no idea what you're thinking; you are not first. It is I, who is first.
piggybankvillan 3 years ago
dude...
you have a superiority complex problem
eager222 3 years ago
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You have a jealousy problem. Heheh.
piggybankvillan 3 years ago
actually I think piggy over there has a intelligence inferiority problem LOL
trier4952 3 years ago 2
i think its just a god complex, but im no expert so your prolly right Xd
WoWnerdCasper19 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA thats a good one dude. LMFAO.
gorey121 2 years ago
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Rivisten 2 years ago
It ia remarkably infantile to do this (what piggybankvillan did) on a comments page... but remarkably fun to do in a public chat room. ;)
Rivisten 2 years ago
Sit right down there if you turn time on itself and reverse everything, and the universe starts contracting at the same rate it has been expanding. I will have been First at exactly 5:24 AM US California Time.
Tacotruck1166 2 years ago
Except for that won't happen. And that's wrong.
OriginalRatoly 2 years ago
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How is this possible you may ask, well I am god. Shocking I know, god has a youtube account. If you want some miracles to occur better not leave a bad comment. Have a nice day.
Tacotruck1166 2 years ago
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39th!!!
whatshisname200 3 years ago
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First
kurzick676 3 years ago
indeed
Coldwarwinner 3 years ago
Ha ha, it's great having the newest comment aint it?! What a feeling!
ash1204diver 3 years ago
Newest comment ? ehhh...what ?
Pavs1983 3 years ago 4
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Lol.
p.s. THIS IS THE GODDAMN NEWEST COMMENT.
I BEAT YOU ALL.
y'all suck.
TwicePea 3 years ago
no it's not.....
DarkEchoes13 3 years ago
/cry
TwicePea 3 years ago
Why do we care about who is first or tenth or whatnot?
RYgonTM 3 years ago
hahaha =] he's trying to hold his laugh lol =]
momoiroZoey 3 years ago
what the heack was he saying
jada1918 3 years ago
"Where do you want me to take you? I could go left side or that way but I cannot go down by that way i get stuck okay you want JFK we go Joe Dimaggio highway okay here we are have a nice night get the fuck out of my cab goodbye"
Thats what I heard at least :'P
blinkoverboard 3 years ago 44
@blinkoverboard you sir win
UnserRommel 1 year ago
idk but i fell out of my chair that was funny
kommando367 3 years ago
i love this song ...
we hear ppl talk like tht all the time in england ...
rather annoying tbh xx
xx hugs xx
TheForeEmma4eva 3 years ago
the people who make the comments are SO RETARDED
AoCRuLe 3 years ago 15
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yes but its awesome when EVERYONE does it.
26th!
rizexagainst 3 years ago
23rd yippie but uhh why are we doing this.
why dont we just comment how awsome this video is and how funny this man is
but if we wanna count i guess thats cool too
IEATLAVA21 3 years ago
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22. Yay!! That's also my b-day!!!!
LadyLeprechan 3 years ago
18th.. rather i was first..lol...
crosse07 3 years ago
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wel more lik 20yh.. but wtf..lol
crosse07 3 years ago
17 haha beat that
weimer495 3 years ago
seventy-ten :p
shadow10133 3 years ago
ahhh ok 85
weimer495 3 years ago
6teenth OH YEAH!!!!
acesaver 3 years ago
woot 15
sqyuer21 3 years ago
14 yay
leonardfizzard 3 years ago
13!!!!!!!!!!!!
zerographica 3 years ago
12 YAHH!!!
Kashim456 4 years ago
errr 11 (i guess)
richardlovesedyta 4 years ago
num num 10 for me then :(
ssjdrakon 4 years ago
Woohoo! #9 is mine! =D
kitcatkitty506 4 years ago
OOOOOOOO YEAAA NUMBA 8 FOR ME
FoxRacingFoLife 4 years ago
7th ^^
sean4656 4 years ago
ill settle for 6
Aleks5656 4 years ago
hahaha #5 woot
CaptHowdy90 4 years ago
fourth (Chyeah!)
Angiee88 4 years ago
third
elliottking1 4 years ago
second
jarger90 4 years ago
first
dragonomegafluke 4 years ago