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  • I own a tacoma and a hummer but tacoma is way better

  • I would like to see the Porsche or Audi or Mercedes do what this vehicle can do.

  • @MsSVT04 Well,,, maybe u dont know whats the meaning of Porsche or Audi or Mercedes

  • @MsSVT04 The Mercedes G Wagon could do this.

  • I don't get all these people equating Hummer ownership to dick size. That sounds like some shit a jealous little girl would say. I like Hummers and my dick is pretty impressive, so that theory is shot. What in the hell does a person's cock size have to do with anything? NOTHING. If a person works and makes money, they can buy whatever the hell they want. If you don't like the truck, don't come to a HUMMER video page to complain.....I urge you guys to please get a life. And Hummers kick ass!

  • @RevolverOcelot07 Well said my man. 

  • looks cool but sucks offroad and smaller than a rangerover inside which is amazing since the rangie is half the size.

  • @godzillaisnuclea123 And more agile off-road ;)

  • @godzillaisnuclea123 Had a range rover ,,, also own 2 hummers , range rover English junk , I am talking serious off roading ,, my range rover was a bit of a "twinky " mobile ,,does not come even close to my Hummers ,,trust me on that

  • the didnt show where the pussy magnet is.

  • @1mckayj lmfao i just watched that from borat a couple days ago it was funny as hell

  • i have one H2 sut and its amazing i fucking love it

  • im gettin mine this WEEK WHOOT WHOOT

  • it was a waste of GM's money.

  • and there's a reason why they took it out of the market.

  • i dont like h2's and 3's, thats why i got an h1 i took it to the hummer week in moab utah and saw 2 h2's bust something and had to be towed the guide also told us about some different things like the hot tubs that h2's cant go on becouse they will be stuck in the bottem, unless they have a winch! loosers but any fuck h2's and 3's wen i see them i laugh. h2's are suv's.

  • total waste of money

  • I think the regular H2s look too fragile to take offroad but this I could see going offroad, I actually like this much better than the regulars and I'm no Hummer fan.

  • i love...

  • It's like a cross between a jeep and a cadillac, not a bad place to be. It stands out too much which is a drawback... not like you could get lost in a crowd.... lol... but since I am not out doing the crime scene I will forgive it that.

    They are cheap right now.... anybody could have one. I have always said that being rich is having everything that you want, but for most of us we can at least save up and have that one thing,

  • I do dig my H2. Bought it in brand new shape with low miles,, pristine condition and I am absolutely a convert. I live up in the high mountain desert where it works like a charm on my frequent trips into the mountains. It's a little wide for some trails but worth the tradeoff. I get about 11.2 mpg but it doesn't seem that much more than a conventional truck. It coud use a bit more cargo room but if you make good use of the space it is way better than other options.

  • That's interesting. I own a 2006 white H2, and I get the exact same...11.2 mpg. It's a very nice truck, but unfortunately going away. It stands out everywhere you go though and I agree about the cargo room.

  • i have a jk jeep but im going to college and the jeep just is not ideal for low trips back and forth on weekends i need a hummer they look very nice on the inside it will be hard to let the jeep go its a hell of a fun ride and hummers cant compare to a jeep off road

  • It sounds like some people are just plain jealous of nice things. Grow up and get a job and you can buy whatever you want. You can get a H2 for under $18,000 USED but it's a good deal I know because I have a H2 and it's awesome

  • can u define what class means to every individual?

  • @TheMRamstaff ......OH pls...tell me why its practical to drive a car of this magnitude on a daily basis on regular roads???..... THE THing looks like a morque fridge on wheels. If you have money, some sense of style and elegance, and u want an over-the-top SUV you buy a F*CKIN RANGE ROVER!....

  • @MakeLoveNoBabiez Its all about penis envy, nobody ever looked a that them in awe when they were in the bedroom, now they get looks from everyone as the drive by ( or so they think) people and their egos,

  • @MakeLoveNoBabiez lol range rover looks sooo common and even lame it has no special features at all.

  • Is this narrator stupid? He's comparing a hummer SUT with a Mercedes....a completely different cars made for two different purposes!! hahah this video is a joke.

  • Hummers are sick!

  • should have put a duramax diesel in it!!!!

  • VIVA LA HUMMER

  • I love hummer! oh yeah!

  • hummer4xmore you piece of shit gm wont let you buy the hummer name

  • shit car...

  • 4 speed transmission..? stil in 2009 mmm

  • Video was made in 2007 ... hmmmmm,

  • Hey, my lawn mower has a 4 speed transmision.

  • brb guys

  • beautiful piece of work!

  • I have a hummer h3

    and i love all humer!!!!

  • great, but i have to ask. why do you love a showy, slow, chintzy, leafs sprung (i doubt you even know what that means), plasticy, live rear axle, 3.5 ton car that is flummoxed off road on anything other than a pre-arranged gm test course? and don't play the luxury card, it may have leather, but there's nothing luxurious about that plastic fantastic interior.

    $65,000 and 9 mpg, please explain how the range rover wouldn't have been more enjoyable?

  • I was watching this video and thought exactly the same thing. Why would you buy it one of these? There is absolutely no reason to. Range rovers are classy, faster, get better fuel economy, are excellent off-road, smoother to drive and have better build quality. Hell, all the above statements remain true on anything not GM. If anyone can tell me what the appeal is you win a cookie.

  • mhm, it only appeals to people with small dicks that have no class. that's it.

  • True, but for $65,000 I'd rather have an H1, but Land Rover would be my other choice. The H1 was good, the H2 sucks badly, and the H3 is shit, now on public roads they may be okay but off raod they're shit, and that was the reason hummers were built, off roading.

  • and you've never even owned or driven a hummer or a range rover....dream on.

    My girlfriend's mom has a 2008 rangerover, gets 13 mpg. My hummer H2 gets 11mpg.

    And don't even get me started on off roading with a hummer.

    Stop speaking about shit you've never driven or will ever be able to afford. Maybe a toyota corolla is good enough for you.

    hahaha

  • Hummers are awful offroad, the suspension architecture is shocking.

  • Are you kidding me? The air suspension on the hummer is amazing...it has larger recoil springs than an ordinary 4x4.

    Hummers are amazing cars, you should drive one someday.

  • you look like a jackass driving it.....no thats not it. ummm maybe its a substitute for someones lack of a size in a certain department or to enhance their ego. LOL

  • lets see you afford 80K

    that's what I thought. Until you do, I'll keep driving my H2.

    Plus, I t-bone someone, and they die, I don't

    LOL

  • What the hell is that flying pig at the beginning of the video?

  • i love my hummer, bitches love it, for some reason all the people that dont have one or cant afford one, hate on this, keep hating bitches, while im smoking my kush, bumpin my shit, runnin over shit, coppin the hoes, yay!

  • Your intelligence is only matched by your truth-fullness.

  • yeah so u can tell i dont really give a shit, roll me some more dank, yea guy, jealousy is worse

  • I agree, I think most people don't like them because they can't afford them. I get people telling me it's built on a GM frame...I say so what, PT cruisers are built on a neon frame etc. They don't build unlimited number of frames. I find people don't like that which they can not afford, I say tough titties, I can afford it, I love it, if you don't so what...I agree with you my friend, hummers are awesome and for some reason woman love them.

  • amen to that brotha, it has an escalade frame, but who gives a whoot, it has a lot of 4x4 equipment

  • I don't think the frame is the problem, I just don't like the suspension and axle design.

  • @sizzleandfry and for some reason gm doesn't make them anymore ;)

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  • By the way Jealous people who can afford it ..... At least learn how to spell it ...

    It is NOT hammer

    It is HUMMMER WITH CAP LETTERS

    LIKE NOTHING ELSE

  • Like the man in the video said, "The only reason to buy one is if you like Hummers"!!!LoL

  • Dicey proposition. Says it all. My 06 Grand Cherokee has the stereo/nav combo. Wow, what a beast. Theres only one.

  • Hummers are gayer than tummy sticks - haven't you heard?

  • yea but if soneone gave u one for free youd dick ride right away, boo hooo

  • I would respond except that I have no idea what you just said. Was that even English? Jesus titfuckin' Christ...

  • lmfao! titfuckinchrist?? dude, that fuckin original, let me clarify, smokin my kush meaning smoking marijuana of the highest grade, really stick shit, sticks to my window, bumpin my shit, as in playing my favorite music while smoking kush, and u get running over stuff, and last coppin the hoes, u know getttin all the good lookin girls in the hummer bro, now u know whats crakin

  • Tarck is a homosexual jeep fan that looks up hummer and writes bad videos becuase he is amking up for buying a gay jeep and having no dick.

  • @Tarck452 yet another one that cant buy one.

  • @othus123: Try again. I drive a 997 Carrera 4s, dickface.

  • @Tarck452 good for you! my bad,then youre just an asshole! not a poor asshole!

  • @othus123: Apology accepted.

  • The navigation stereo unit is intelligent and impressive.

  • lee410 SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ENVIRONMENT, China burns more coal and makes more polution in one day then if every one in america drove ford expiditions around for a year, its a proven fact. If your gay and love the environment talk to china and tell them to stop burning coal, and global warming is fake. A cahrt showed that the average temperature of the world has gone down 12 degrees celcius, if Global warming is true how come where gettin more snow that last year and year before combined

  • Because the polar ice caps are melting you fuck

  • I mean, what type of person decides to buy such an expensive car, a SUV which you can't even see properly out of?

    POINTLESS!

  • Please, can you people just think about what you are doing and what youre affecting the next time you stop to get gas, are speeding down the highway, or are idling on the side of the street. Think of all the species, environments, and ecosystems which are relying on you to stop driving your hummer, wasting oil, and polluting the Earth. Make yourself realize that our world cant stay like this forever and that you don't have to look cool to be cool. HUMMERS-R-BUMMERS!!!

  • ITS NOT THAT HUMMERS R 4 BUMMERS. its the fact that Americans r so fucking stupid that they don't deserve to have a truck like a hummer that all the world is dreaming to drive . that's why you white trashes r loosing your country ( as you all can see that) yea go a head keep bringing yours down. shame on you that Russians r going to buy the HUMMER name that was representing USA

  • @leev410 Yeah but I actually enjoy thinking of the environmental destruction my SUV causes, it shows I'm having an impact on the world! A hummer is worth a few blocks of ice :)

  • man why is som many people hating on hummers for.. a hummer draws more attention then amost any other car..i luv hummers

  • yay hummer

  • Escalade is a piece of shit hummer food nigger vehicle!

  • what the thing in the hood for?

  • I heard that its for helicopter pick up. They just kept it from the Military Humvee. I don't know if its right though.

  • toolkid21, the black thing on the hood is a set of handles to grab when your popping the hood up

  • Ive had both escalade ext now i have a hummer 07 I loovve the hummer!!!

  • Hi, i'm thinking about buying one but i'm also considering de Cadillac Escalade EXT, which one do you think is better?

  • escalade hands down.

  • crack dealer, I don't care

  • Hummer trus me looks better my opinion n u can jus have more fun with it trusss ..got one and its more of a head turner n attention grabber

  • Gas hitting $4.00 a gallon, time to buy a Hummer.

    Pick a 2007 up on Ebay, 35-37K, three to four years bumper to bumper warranty (certified, or to 50K non certified) pull 8000lbs, on a truck that someone paid 60K for. I drive 10K a year, hell a FJ Toyota needs Premium Gas and the mileage is in the teens anyway. Give me a some American Steel, a Hummer, not a Jap Toy that can't pull two horses in a trailer. Ya, thats why we buy trucks, we haul, not going to the mall young fellow!

  • It what way would you end a sentence it would be nice if there was something in there to let us know what you mean if you like to dont

  • In what way is it a tahoe it is on a different platform it longer pick up truck bigger engine and if you buy it your dumb

  • Son, platform sharing is not near the same truck, need to know AUTO 101, if you believe you think platform has any similarity means a thing your way off. Every one shares multiple platforms, Saab, Malibu, Cadilac, Opel, if you don't think a CTS no different to an Malibu (suspension, steering, clearance for 4x4, handling, engine, luxury vs utility, transmissions, seats, etc.) don't buy, you have not learned the basics. Drive them is ur 16, this ain't pinto, camaro vs bobcat and firebird though

  • shut up right know no one cares MR AUTO101

  • Time for my third, running 200 acres

    want to talk engineering, can't explain what platform design and sharing in a post. Pick up a Lee Iacooca book, platform sharing is nothing on how a vehicle performs and will handle, it is just a sheet of metal, like a sole of a shoe. Educate yourself, read specs, Tahoe for utilization vs Hummer, then take any ref to Xpert off your name or go with a base Chevy 4x4, Tahoe ruins any logic in your post, for it is all the same platform, less comfortable. Dig?

  • Yeah Yeah Yeah it looks nice and all but you still cant get over the fact that "IT'S A TAHOE"

  • good engine ...I like it

  • Now this is an honest question not really about the Hummer... Do Americans buy so many pick up trucks because they like the 'honest hard working' image they portray or do they actually haul things around all day (can't imagine why), because if not that is truly pathetic.

  • thats is true no one actually pulls stuff all day or most of them anyway. i live in america and i cant stand our cars. i guess that is why gm has lost like 8 billion and toyota is still gaining and vw is doing the best they have ever done in like ten years!

  • Hummers are a bit like this old saying:

    Jack of all trades, master of none.

    Not to mention that that is the ugliest and slowest pick up I've ever seen. A shopping trolley would have more performance! LOL

  • hummer is the best...but humans are shit

  • plenty2say? obviously a jeep owner...sorry "bout that, so sad

  • one wouldnt buy a hummer for the reasons u think they would.

  • I don't like the Hummer H2.

  • hummer sucks, waste of money and time, the only thing i would buy close to that is the 08 escalade.

  • HUMMER IS THE BEST!!!!BUT YOUR A SHIT

  • @CLIXODO bahahaha funny joke man. this is land rover defender food.

  • wow 9.3 mpg.

  • I just sold my white H2 and 9.3 is about right....I just bought a 2008 Prius to replace it! I couldn't live with the guilt. No shit!

  • you are pathetic

  • You're an idiot, lacking some sort of personal trait which you are trying to fill with your Hummer.....1HUMMERGIRL....what a C#NT, you must be proud of yourself.

  • I hope your hummer mysteriously catches on fire...... ;< )

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