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  • MY EYES!!!!!!

  • Good skating dude keep it up and making videos of you HAVING FUN like your sopused to do because skating is about having fun

  • wal mart will sponsor u

  • This fucking sucks you're such a poser!

    What the fuck were you thinking calling this a sponsor me tape, what are you trying to get sponsored by IGFITA skate shop (I.get.fucked.in.the.ass)

    Insult to skaters everywhere!!!

  • fuck you

  • all this kid is, is a poser pussy. Real skaters dont need the tight as pants or any of that shit. i hate kids like this.

  • Is this kid trying to be a poser?!

  • i think kmart has a opening

  • If you get sponsored by this i'll eat a pinecone

  • i could make i better skate video then this with my eyes shut editing with my left butt cheek......

  • Dude skaten' Mongo thats Hot! haha

  • Hi, inline skate store is open for poop and the toilet yea ok uh huh thats how we roll

  • I WOULD SPONSOR YOU BUT YOUR NOT THE TYPE.

  • Sick Spots! you gotta tell me where they are! the ledges and gaps i find aint got nothin on a foot tall wall and a curb! shiiit

  • he's so stupid. dont break your skate if you dont got your ollie.

  • yea dude, your gonna get sponsered real soon ;D

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • this is what happens when your mom smoke cigarettes while pregnant with you

  • This is gay I swear what a weast of time

  • I can skate better and I'm 11 u idiort

  • at one point this made meh pretty weak haha

  • instead of sposoring you. ill dislike you

  • you suck

  • @TheSUNchair no shit. i think he knows

  • retard

  • omg

  • this is an insult to skaters everywhere lil bitch

  • hey!!!

    i would to sponsor you

    thank you for being good

    the gay store

  • 3 OLLIES IN A ROW!!! STOKED ON THAT SHIT

  • Hello!

    My company would love to sponsor you!

    Sincerely,

    Razor Scooters.

  • i LOVE this video because it makes me feel good about myself lol

  • you dirty mongo

    

  • please tell me your kidding?

    

  • No 1will sponser u

  • selina gomez pushes mongo

  • alter, hast du den verstand verloren. Ich skate seit drei Wochen und bin 100 mal besser als du. Wenn du gesponsert wirst, dann steck ich meinem besten Freund mein bestes board in den Arsch.

  • i didnt pay much attention so did he land a trick?

  • Everyone who thinks he can't skate is stupid, it's a joke, but

    NOT funny at all :b

  • Oh my gosh u suck no one will sponser you im sponserd

  • Dude I can Ollie better than that wow and I thought I sucked

  • nice nerd rage from 0:06-0:25

  • gay boards is ur only sponser

  • Dear Stupiddirtypoopmouth,

    Our company saw your video and are impressed. We would like to sponsor you! Contact us as soon as possible

    From, Wal-Mart

  • nice its people like you who make 9 dollar wallmar boards look worse than they are lear a simple ollie dumba**

  • anda chupale la pinga a tu maldita vieja hdp.!

  • hahaha youve been sponsored by walmart

  • lol thats kinda crack up how he falls over all the time

  • you are a dick

  • you suck

  • l0l_ÃÑy_gÙýs_wÁñt_tØ_chàt_wíth­_me

  • Dear stupiddirtypoopmouth, this is trojan condoms. We would like to sponsor you

  • Yo yur never gonna skate with bam and if yu did he would laugh and probably kick yu in the face. Hommie this videos gay as fuck yu poser mutha fucka

  • wow u make bamm look worse hes way above ur level

  • gay

  • is this a jock

  • ive been skating 4 five months... i can kickflip and varial kickflip. maybe practice more??

  • @rainstorm009 oh crap, forgot to read the DESCRIPTION.

  • he can't skate

  • you can see that he can skate better than in his video

  • i sponsor you with 1cent in your life

  • Hey were from Crappy Skateboarders and we would like to sponsor you for your awesome suckyness.

    Thanks,

    your mom's dick

  • i wouldnt ever sponser you idoit

  • This kid's a fucken idiot. Who else wants to slap the hell out of him

  • Pozzzzzer!!!!!

  • dude u fucking suck i cud skate better than tht in my sleep

  • I don't wanna be a hater but even if u do get on element I garrentee u won't skate with bam I don't think he does contests anymore or anything except for signings and mabye demos

  • oh and at the credits MY F**KN ASS

  • thanks 4 wasting 3:16 of my valuable life and many many others i mean u mite b better now but we wont kno until u put a better vid on

  • Dear skater,

    We would love to sponsor you. Please send your information to out website.

    Thank you,

    Tampax.

  • just give up don't make sponsor me vids if u cant skate

  • YOU KINDING

    

  • I'm sponsoring you baby!!

  • wow u suck. hahaha u not nearly as gewd as bam. dis video lewks so bad it lewks like a joke. u SUCK.

  • if you hit him i will cause i dont even know im and i think hes a fagit

  • that must a joke

  • Ugly kid i want to hit it !!!

  • ill sponsor you!

  • your not serious right

    

  • your not serious right

  • omg

  • WOW! u suck ass!

  • at least you can ollie ;)

  • haha this is humor!

  • only one good thing in the film. le tigre

  • if you said you want to get sponserd by almost rodney mullens my uncle let him konw about you

  • @jojomonkeyman12 if rodney mullen is ur uncle well u let him know about me im a young skater in huntsville alabama and im on the verge of bieng sponsored by world conspiracy

  • you suck!

  • Loved this funny vid. But evryone should check out our real 'Sponsor Me' video contest. 4 decks up for grabs!

  • you wont get sponsord for trhowing your board

  • you suck

  • queer....

  • ur awesome

  • MONGOO haha gay

  • @4982Flipper mesmo bué! é dificil encontrar portugueses aqui xD

  • poser.

  • i thought his was the worst skate video with a guy with gay hair until i read the caption

  • practice your ollies manuals tre flips nollies pop shuv its nose manuals and best of all learn how to ride a board

  • is this for a joke cause he can barley do or land an ollie

  • NERD! MONGO NOOB!

  • loser,poser piace of shit

  • with skills like that, you should be sponsered :D

    enjoyed it

  • Mongo f-in sucks man!

  • @sk8erboiism NOT MONGO HE RIDES GOOFY!!!

  • Eww mongo

  • everyone that made a joke or said somthin bad about him is so fucking retarded its a joke!

  • this kid sucks dick hard

  • Those pants are so gay. >_<

  • cant you gys tell this is a joke read the description

  • @iizwikid2010 i could skate way better than you

  • @Blackthmb get a life

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  • sucks

  • dang people are getting all worked up about this. its a damn joke. i bet if fred or somebody did something like this everyone would be laughing like hell

  • @101fallensk8ergirl fuck fred not funny at all ryan higa now hes funny as fuck

  • @1018ironman i really don't like fred, but i was using him as an example

  • love the ''first try'' part

  • You disapoint all the skaters out there you choad

  • dude ur fat

  • fukin poser

  • you suck balls dude even i'am better then you

  • haha You totally SUCKS men, you must leave the skate.

  • you suck

  • pffff sponsor with 80 procent bails and rest shuvs and ollies

  • lame ollie and shuvits are 4 begginers

  • lmao Nollie 360 degree flip frontside boardslide.. nice trick

  • wow people cant take a joke this is amusing

  • holy shit u suck... i not a hater but... u can't be sponsored of that shit...xD u gonna practise a lot more..xD but why u always scream so much

  • Bet Wal-Mart Wont Even Sponser You:P

  • fail vid, try a new sport..maybe chess...

  • lmao people don't understand jokes nowadays, i thought it was pretty funny...

  • lmao dickhead.

  • este pelao se muere de hambre haciendo un fuc****  ollie or any other trick lol...

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  • your horrible i cant even rank you a one out of five... bro learn to ollie a little better before you even ride one more time...

  • 1s you suck andcant even skate 2nd you push mongo and 3rd you cant even ollieup a gutter so your fucking shit

  • do a trick

  • do u like eat dick for breakfast every morning?

  • dude iv seen a 6 year old better than u

  • lol at 0:57 he sounds like Jimmy from South Park xD

  • wow...r u jk

  • Dude even a fucking cat would say u cant do nothing, how long you have been riding ?

  • And you have a fucking neurological illness.

  • dude you suck element sucks so its a perfect match.

  • you probaly suck anyways

  • do you really push mongo? element sucks there shoes are gay there decks snap easy and bams a douche bag who is halfway descent at skateing

  • u can only just ollie, i dont think your getting sponsored...-_-

  • pff avec cette vidéo de merde tu veut étre sponso

  • big shit very big shit i not coms

  • you're a fool not even do a varial flip and sponsored want me, I have 10 years and I shot of stairs

  • I also realize that this is fake but just for the record, you will NEVER be sponsored by anyone except your mommy. Also, Element fucking sucks. One more thing, even if the video was a joke, you push mongo. In other words, you fucking suck.

  • i realize its fake, but only ass wipes push mongo

  • he will probably learn the IMPOSSABLE LMAOOO WHAT A NOOB AND SPONSOR IS SERIOUS SO DONT JUST MAKE JOKES ABOUT IT LITTLE GUY IF U WERE GOOD I WOULD OF SPONSORED YOU BUT YOUR JUST A DUMSHIT BY THE WAY ANY GOOD SKATERS MESSAGE ME

  • u suck lol

  • YOU PUSH MONGO

  • dude u fucken suck sorry sometimes u gotta be honest but dnt give up u'll probably get there eventually

  • Is this real because you suck balls

  • you kill skinny jeans....and u is UGLY as fuck

  • wow u suck so bad

  • you fucking blow

  • uz a fagget biatch nigga hoe dumbass fuck head babydick crack head

  • teach me oh great one

    lol :D

    u sh** head lol

  • fuking terrable!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA BEST JOKE EVER xD

  • your still gey

  • terrable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Theres only one other person ive ever seen on youtube that sucks more than u... but im sure ull improve... not really

  • Ohhh ohh ill sponser uu!! SIKE

  • dude i skate better than u and im a gurl

  • its a joke

  • you are fuking stupid

  • MONGO!

  • he said it was joke, but still prettty stupid