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  • You missed the whole point. God loved man enough to create him, despite the fact that he would betray Him. Jesus Christ being offered for the sin of mankind is not a back up plan. The Bible tells us the Jesus was a lamb slain from the foundation of the world. It is not that God did not know what would happen when he made us, God is perfect and has never, and will never make a mistake. God intended us to have freewill.

  • @BroColtVaughn Why would Jesus be sent down here to forgive our sins when we can just go to any random church and ask for forgiveness and we are forgiven? Jesus and God are retarded, if you ask me. 

  • this is hilarious. is it supposed to be hilarious? I dunno. 1ove, God. 1ove.

    But still hilarious.

  • this isn't very appropriate as some of the things are not nice

  • @iloveschleich100 Thats because religion is medieval superstition when the laws of the universe and evoulution were not understood in any way. To believe in this nonsence in the 21st century with all the evidence and the FACT of evolution meaning we evolved from the hominid survivors (probably about 1000 homosapiens) who had the ingenuity to overcome the 6 year climatic change after the eruption of Mt Toba 74000 years ago. Probably black too! The truth is much more satisfying.

  • When your current status, is extreme Happiness and something comes along, that contains Good Truths, that can alter, that status- It can be deafening. I'd like to Share with you a Good Truth. It implies many things you should think about. Look at my videos and study them carefully. I FOUND THE GARDEN OF EDEN.

  • you didn't read the genesis book, don't you?

  • In the beginning man created god in his own imagination and written a book

  • how droll... a material book, written by carnal men is called 'spiritual' and you get told you're being 'carnal minded' (as if there's any other way for a living person to be), and on top of that there's the 'you don't know how to interpret it' lmao. just READ it and stop interpolating what you wish it said. it says what it says.

    god is perfect. yes. a perfect @sshole :-)

  • Honestly if you don't believe then don't post it. Why waste everyone's time with your sarcasm. Yes there are many theories on how the world came to be and none are proven but there is no reason to be judgmental. Although I dislike your way of presenting the story at least some aspects are correct and informitive.

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  • Although the message of the bible is simple you have to learn how to interpret it correctly. Unlesome passas you understand how it was translated and how some passages are descriptive and some ar prescriptive, you wont understand and will think there's contradictions. Please get some knowledge. Remember its mostly about faith. Its spiritual....Stop trying to judge a spiritual book by a carnal mind. You'll never understand.

  • @LintoneMuzick Exactly I couldn't explain it better to the doubters, keep on spreading the Word.

  • this is pretty ridiculous

  • :')

    you sir are a legend

  • this is a good video. god is not perfect yet . everything has happened becouse he reflects our most inner ambitions as a creation wich in turn are really his own. god can only learn though experiance and these are things that he is learning from. remember .. if you are the only thing that is and ever will be a) you are still simply a baby b) he must learn from his own trial and errors since he has no example to go by. i think we need to cut him some slack and slow down time for him\us

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  • wtf i gotta lay of the dube while watchn these flix mannnnnn......

  • wtf i gotta lay of the dube while watchn these flix mannnnnn......

  • The truth is know one knows. And the best thing anyone can do to feel good about them selves is to do help others.

  • I actually read this last week, you got the story spot on. Its just an interest of mine, i'm not really a believer. i'm still searching for what I believe in. There has to be some sort of cool explanation and reason to how and why I am here. Though the answers will only generate more questions so I guess we just got not think about it and just get the most out of life by doing the right things :)

  • God searches for like minded people,righteous and Justice is his right hand

    perfection

  • @edavisdavis

    According to the Bible,

    YHVH will protect and bless those who are righteous.

    But when he finds one, like poor old Job,

    he arranges for the murder of all of Job's children

    and the destruction of Job's marriage, health, and wealth.

    Why?

    To win a bet with Satan.

    If you believe this drivel to represent reality,

    YHVH is the most evil character in all of literature.

  • for being omnipitant he seems like quite a fucking retard

  • lol, welll i liked it

    thanks :)

  • i don't feel sorry for you, you have made your choice. but i do pray that you would read his word and keep your own opinion out of the way so that you can hear the truth.

  • this is not the true Creation story from Genesis . this is truth mixed with error. God is ALL KNOWNING . he KNEW that 1/3 one third of his angels would revolt against him. HE KNEW that Adam & Eve would disobey him . God HAS NEVER BEEN CLUELESS! HE HAS ALLWAYS KNOWN & BEEN ALL KNOWING ! READ THE BIBLE AND STUDY THE TEXT YOU WILL SEE A CLEAR GOD THAT KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING & IS A GOD THATS IS LOVEING .

  • @pcpaulcurry "READ THE BIBLE AND STUDY THE TEXT" I did. The Bible says that humans are made of dust. And that snakes and donkeys talk. And that the earth is flat. And that breeding goats in front of striped sticks will cause them to give birth to striped kids. And that animals appeared AFTER man but BEFORE woman. And that all land species lived within walking distance of Noah's house. If the the parts we can verify are false, how can we rationally rely upon the parts that are not verifiable?
  • @Imaginefree69 ok I dont know what your talking about with the breeding goats thing . Yes we are formed from the dust of the earth by God's hand . and there were animals that walked to the ark . No were in the Bible does it say that God did not know that the angels would not revolt aganinst Him . God is all knowning . were in the bible does it say that the earth was flat ? The snake was satan . the Bible says that the angels are essentially "ministering spirits", (Hebrews 1:14)

  • @pcpaulcurry

    Why don't "believers" know what their book says?

    I refer to the experiments in genetics

    performed by Jacob in his attempt to embezzle

    from his father in law! (Genesis 30:31 ff)

    He set up striped poles in front of the watering troughs.

    "When the flocks were in heat and came to drink,

    they mated in front of the branches.

    And they bore young that were streaked or speckled or spotted. "

    So NEVER have sex with your wife while watching The Elephant man!!

  • @Imaginefree69 God gave this verse as an illustration . the meaning of the verse is this . God was useing animals to teach the Jews that they did not need to marry nonJews or non believers.

  • @Imaginefree69 some gotes are white and some are black . white is a color that is used to symbolize good and clean and Holy . black is a color that is used to symbolize bad unclen and sin . you mix a black gote with a white gote there kids can come out as all white ,all black , or streaked or speckled . God wants his people to be clean not unclean .

  • @pcpaulcurry "...used to symbolize.." Oh, yes. Having graduated from a 4-year Bible College I can tell you that a large part of theological training consists of learning to swallow large and awkward incongruities without choking. One of the best lubricants is, "It says that, yes, but it really means THIS." Nearly as useful as "Out of context!!" Another very common lubricant is to label all inconvenient passages as "symbolic!"
  • @Imaginefree69 well not all of the Bible is symbolic . God is God . and heaven is heaven and hell is hell . you and everybody will be in one of these places for all eternity . I dont have to prove anything to you . I cant make you or anyone believe in God . God is love and true love is not forced. Belief is a choice weather or not you choose to believe is all up to you .

  • @pcpaulcurry

    "not all of the Bible is symbolic"

    Who claimed that it is?

    "I dont have to prove anything to you "

    Only if you want to be taken seriously.

    But when a rational adult makes claims, he realizes that he has a practical and ethical obligation to provide evidence when asked, or to see his claims dismissed as mere denominational posturing.

    "Belief is a choice"

    Only within delusion.

    RATIONAL belief is based upon evidence.

  • @Imaginefree69 you have harden your heart . you have allowed the corruption of this sinful world to poison your mind . you have a reprobate mind . I will pray that you will come to see the light and that you will come to know the unconditional love of Jesus Christ . Good bye and God Bless

  • @pcpaulcurry Once again you carefully and nimbly avoid the lies of scripture, attacking me personally as an evasive tactic. There is nothing hard-hearted about reading a text as it was written. If you want to talk about hard hearts, consider the people who worship a sadistic tyrant who plans to torture their loved ones for ever. Here is an example of a truly hard and evil heart: YHVH says "I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh" Proverbs 1:26
  • @Imaginefree69 Attacking you ? really ? I dont think so you are the one who is attacking me . this video is an attack on what christians believe . This video is a mocking the history of creation as given in the Bible . God is not sadistic . Satan is the one who is sadistic . He (God ) Gave his own life for you . does that sound sadistic . and yes befor you go supposedly correcting me with your superior all knowing and arrogant pride filled intellect . I know there is a Holy trinity .

  • @pcpaulcurry Holy trinity . Father, son , spirt . all three are one but all three are different . God made Hell for the rebellious fallen angels . not your loved ones . He made heaven for you and me and all mankind but he will not force us to go there. every person is responsible for there own destiny . God sent his one and only son not against his own will but by his own will . to suffered and die in our place . A mean unloveing God I dont think so .

  • @pcpaulcurry soldiers give there lives for there land and there countrys , Firefighters risk there lifes and sometimes just like soldiers sacrifice there lifes . Jesus Christ laid down His life shed his blood . so we dont have to go to hell. we can all Go to heaven if we will just trust him and obey him and believe in him . Jesus is merciful . here is a thought if God so willed when Adam and eve disobeyed God He is his grate power could have annihilated all life . he could have sent both of

  • @pcpaulcurry them straight to hell and left them there for all eternity . not allowing them to have any childeren . if God would have doen this me and you would not be here today talking on youtube. but God in an act of mercy he allowed them to have childeren and to multiply and here we are today . you and others like you are blind to the truth of God's perfect nature and Love . you are exactly were satan wants you to be. LOST!

  • @pcpaulcurry You need Jesus everyone needs Jesus . you need to give it all to God brother . and learn his ways . swallow your pride admit your a sinner and believe on Jesus . not just so you can avoid hell but so you can finally live life with compleateness knowing what God's pland is for your life!

  • . I am going to put you an my Church prayer list . I am going to start a prayer chain for you and others like you . I hope that one day you will return to God and his love . God bless you brother .

  • @Imaginefree69 the bible allso said in Isaiah 40:22 and in Job 26:10 that the earth is round .

  • @pcpaulcurry

    Job 26:10

    "He hath compassed the waters with bounds, until the day and night come to an end."

    Please explain how this indicates a spherical earth.

    Don't you people even bother to read these passages before parroting your preachers and posting them?

    No, of course you don't.

    That was a rhetorical question.

    And a totally false argument that you posted.

    The Bible NEVER refers to the earth as spherical.

    It does, however, say that it is flat, has 4 corners, sits still upon foundations...

  • @Imaginefree69 for once wouldn't you love for someone to simply show you the evidence of God's existence? no arm twisting .no statements of you just have to believe .well here is an attempt to candidly offer some of the reasons which suggest that God exist .

  • @Imaginefree69 but first consider this . If a person opposes even the possibility of there being a God then any evidence can be rationalize or explained away .

  • @pcpaulcurry The bible says humans are made from dust. Genesis 2:7, 3:19 Or that man was made from dust and woman from his rib. Genesis 2:21 - 24 Depending on which version of Creation you read. Science tells us that the ocean is the womb of life on earth. As neither of us was there to observe the process, let's look and see what humans are really made of: Hmmm... Nearly all salt water and a few minerals. Sea water.
  • @Imaginefree69 satan is a spirit he can take the form of whatever he wants . in the garden of eden he took the form of a snake . the snake was not a literal snake it was satan ( a evil spirit making it's self to appear as a snake ) that was in the garden .

  • @pcpaulcurry

    Isn't it interesting that when I correct your text-twisting, you carefully avoid that issue afterwards?

    At least in a scientific environment people acknowledge and appreciate correction of their errors.

  • @Imaginefree69 what error have I mead .

  • @pcpaulcurry I want to make it clear that I am not trying to beat anyone up or trying to make myself seem better that everybody or anything like that . I am trying to tell you and everybody that there is A God A God that loves and cares !

  • @pcpaulcurry

    "what error have I mead ."

    You denied that the earth of the Bible is flat.

    You claimed that the serpent was Satan.

    There are two simple, easy errors that you are well aware of, and which your arrogance prevents you from acknowledging.

  • @Imaginefree69 the serpent is Satan it does not take much to got that . what random serpent is just going to be talking telling you to eat the frut of the tree that God said not to eat of ? I dont know were you went to Bible college for four years but you need to go back and I say that with all dew respect . The bible says the earth is sphere from the greek sphaira, meaning three dimensional surface, globe or ball is a perfecty ROUND geometrical object in a three dimensionl space look it up .

  • @pcpaulcurry It seems to me that you cant amit what the word sphere means . or eather you dont want to except that the Bible says that the Earth is sphere shaped . which means round . is Wikipedia wrong it says that the meaning of the word is round or ball shaped .

  • @pcpaulcurry "the serpent is Satan"

    That is your denominational position, but the Bible opposes your imagination.

    The Bible identifies the serpent as a beast, not as Satan.

    "he bible says the earth is sphere from the greek sphaira"

    I am confident that this is a lie,

    but I invite you to post the scriptures which support your opinion.

    I have already looked it up, and you are lying.

  • @Imaginefree6  Well I guess I am lying ,wikipedia is lying , noah webster is lying ,the greek language is lying and the Bible is lying ?

  • @pcpaulcurry

    "the greek language is lying"

    Unless you provide some context I have no means of knowing what you are talking about,

    Of course you and the Bible lie, that's well established.

    But I have no idea WHICH lie you are referring to.

  • @Imaginefree69 John 8:43 why is my words not clear to you ? it is because your ears are shut to my teaching .

  • @Imaginefree69 I am not arrogance . I am actually a verry humble person . I have all ready said that I am here to tell people that there is a God A God that loves them . I am not talking to you merely to get some kind of self gain I am here to tell the truth. I have told the truth you will just cant take it . you have made the error of saying that sphere means flat when it really means round .

  • @pcpaulcurry

    "I have told the truth "

    No, you have posted a bunch of lies and denominational opinions.

    *I* have posted scripture to support my assertions, you respond with imagination and denial.

    Acknowledging your corrections "in prayer" is meaningless.

    Your errors were posted to ME, not to your Imaginary Friend.

    Your lack of integrity becomes more obvious with each of your evasive defences.

  • @Imaginefree69 I acknowled every thing that has been said between us here on youtube . I have acknowled it in payer in my mind and in all reasonable thinking . I have said all I have to say . God bless you !

  • @Imaginefree69 now imagine this A all powerful God with his all powerful power did something that is unnormal . God had the animals to mate in front of poles and the animals offspring were ringstraked ,speckled,and spotted. now I would allso like to say this, whenever were told something about history lets say the civil war .we have to kinda use our imaginations to fully grasp what happened . we were not here when the civil war was going on . so we have to have faith that the history book is

  • @Imaginefree69 I did not do any text-twisting I am not carefully trying to avoid any issue . by the way what issue are you talking about .

  • @pcpaulcurry

    Yes, you are twisting the text.

    Example:

    trying to claim that the goat-breeding text is not about breeding goats.

    You are avoiding EVERY issue, as soon as you are shown to be in error.

    Example:

    You claimed that Isaiah and Job speak of a spherical earth (you used the word "round", hoping we would think that meant "spherical"). I corrected your error from scripture and from the Hebrew. You carefully slunk away from that, rather than addressing or acknowledging your false claim.

  • @Imaginefree69 It is about breeding Goats but it is also about a deeper meaning I gave you the deeper meaning of the text I all so put some of it my own words . but the general message is the same .

  • @pcpaulcurry

    "It is about breeding Goats"

    But it's a LIE about breeding goats.

    Looking at striped posts whilst having sex does NOT cause the birth of spotted offspring.

    If you think it dors, be sure to never have sex with your wife

    whilst watching Edward Scissorhands!

  • @Imaginefree69 yes normally if you were to take animals and have them to mate infront of poles or sticks they would still have normal offspring. ok now I am going to have you do something . use your imagination . what DID pcpaulcurry JUST SAY THAT YEP ! we (everybody ) has a God given imagination and i am not afraid to ask you to use it . If it were not for the human imagination Man would have never been able to set foot on the moon or bult a airplane or find cures for diseases .

  • @pcpaulcurry

    You seem to be indicating that your interpretation of scripture is based upon your imagination.

    With this I am in full agreement.

    I, being a mature and rational being, choose NOT to base my decisions upon an imagined paradise.

    "The Bible claims that it is the written word of God "

    This is a false claim.

    If you imagine otherwise, please provide the scripture references, as I have done.

  • @Imaginefree69 well no that is not what I was doing . I dont imagine God or the Bible I believe in it . but since you do not believe in God or the Bible . I asked you to imagine.

  • @pcpaulcurry

    "normally if you were to take animals..."

    Not "normally", dude.

    Always.

    If you are arguing that this was an exception, I invite you to provide EVIDENCE that looking at these poles influenced the colouring of the offspring.

    Reality produces evidence.

    Your fairy tales and imagination do not.

    This is a valuable test for reality-

    you need to apply it to your life before you post any more lies on youtube.

  • @Imaginefree69 ok always . but God can take ALWAYS AND TURN IT ON IT'S HEAD . WHY ? UHH ITS GOD DUDE !

  • @pcpaulcurry

    Imagination is indeed useful, but NOIT in the interpretation of clearly worded texts.

    When you do that, you replace the truth with lies and folly.

  • @Imaginefree69 ok now I want you to use your God given imagination and imagine this . say there is a place were you can go after this life . this place in verry nice full of lite there is no pain or sadness you could live here forever . now lets say there is a nother place were you can go after death . this place has no lite it is verry hot here there will be nothing but pain and suffering . which place would you logically want to go ?

  • @pcpaulcurry sorry I put verry instead of very.

  • @Imaginefree69 is right . The Bible claims that it is the written word of God and a history of man's beginning . so mamby this could be true . I believe that All the Bible is true . many people believe what the history books say yet they were not there . you trust in man I and all true christans trust in God . Proverbs 3:5 - Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding.

  • @pcpaulcurry

    " I believe that All the Bible is true "

    Then you believe in unicorns, talking beasts, a flat earth, a geocentric solar orbit, that insects have 4 legs, that Joseph had two fathers, that there were two Creations, that Friday evening-to-Sunday-dawn somehow adds up to "three days and three nights", and that a prince on a white horse is going to ride up and take to to live happily ever after in his magical mansion in the sky.

    Your imagination-bases arguments are pitiable.

  • @Imaginefree69 uhh The Bible is against magic . I have already provided you with the proved that the Bible says that the earth is round . now about the Unicorns. look up all of these words Elasmotherium sibiricum ,rinoceros,rinocerotis,rinocer­ota , unicornium, unicornis. Go get a copy of the 1828 American Dictionary of The English Language Noah webster .

  • @pcpaulcurry

    "Bible says that the earth is round"

    Yes, round and FLAT.

    But NEVER does it refer to sphericity with regard to the earth.

    The Bible is only against non-YHVH magic.

    Don't avoid the talking beasts, the geocentric solar orbit, the inaccuracies regarding genetics and the anatomy of insects, the contradictions regarding Joseph's lineage, the contradictions between Genesis 1 and 2, the 36-hour "three days and three nights", and the magical prince on a white horse.

    Fairy tales.

  • @Imaginefree69 Ha ha Flat and round ok whatever dude whatever .

  • @pcpaulcurry

    "whatever "

    Nice attempt, but you cannot legitimately brush it aside like that.

    Your religion claims that the Bible is the "perfect, complete. authoritative, infallible, inerrant Word of God."

    A single proven error, therefore, explodes this silly dogma and reveals your religion as based upon error.

    The Bible depicts the earth as flat, as stationary, as hanging upon nothing, as sitting upon pillars which are themselves upon a foundation, and as having 4 corners.

    The Bible is false.

  • @Imagin well you will see one day if hell is real or not !

  • @pcpaulcurry

    Typical and pathetic.

    I respond with evidence and scripture,

    you realize you cannot refute my facts,

    so you avoid the issue under discussion and fall back on throwing out passive-aggressive threats.

    WTF does hell have to do with the FACT that YHVH lies throughout the Hebrew scriptures?

    Personally, I am far more interested in the truth here and now

    than in your myths about torture after death.

  • @Imaginefree69 ok I am doen talking to you . you have had a rude arrogant tone throughout this whole conversation . I have not been threatening you . The whole reason I have been talking to you is I dont want you to go to hell . I dont want anyone to have to go there . I want you to be able to truley know Christ . I am a college student I am taking four different classes . I have said that I will pray for you that is an act of kindness .

  • @pcpaulcurry

    " I have not been threatening you"

    Yes you have, and now you are lying.

    You tried to threaten me with hell, but I'm not afraid of fairy tales.

    Gee, a college student taking 4 courses.

    Impressive.

    I attended university for ten years and have three degrees, one of which is in Bible Studies, one is in Developmental Biology, and the final one is Clinical Psychology.

    But youth always thinks it knows everything, doesn't it?

    I hope you learn to have rational and ethical discussions.

  • @pcpaulcurry

    "I will pray for you that is an act of kindness ."

    Please don't.

    It is an act of delusion.

    If you really think prayer is effective, pray for something important like an end to war and hunger and child abuse.

    And remember,

    People who take responsibility for their lives and actions,

    people who address their problems in a rational way

    rather than waiting for their Imaginary Friend to fix their troubles

    have more successful lives all the way around.

  • @Imaginefree69 ok that is it I am doen all the way . I will not comment back . I will no longer talk to you . you continued to talk down to me . I will not lisen to it any more . your like two year old thorwing a fit because you cant get your way . If someone does not talk the way you think they should talk . you say that there stuped . if they dont give you the answers that you want then there wrong. you act as if you have all the answers and as if you know it all . you act as if your God !

  • @pcpaulcurry " I will not comment back " Too late, little feller. Better stay in school. You sure like to throw those insults and accusations around, but you carefully avoid the issues. Typical Christian. I resent being compared to god. I am neither sadistic, evil, nor fictional. "you say that there stuped " You are evidently a liar. I cannot see where I ever called you stupid (note the spelling). If you had any integrity you would withdraw that false accusation and apologize. But you won't.
  • @pcpaulcurry Don't bother with this guy pc. He is always like this: Thinks he knows stuff but talks in circles; Uses pathetic arguments with no basis, Can't take his own medicine. He has some agenda to push about others believing in God. Really, he'll just waste your time.

  • @KincumberBoy I know but he is actually helping me to see how people with his point of view act and what they believe. through talking to him it causes me to really think hard . it makes me go search the Bible and find the answers that he and others like him want . I cant always give the answers that they want . but I can give them answers. they dont usually think that christians will attempt to answer the crazy things they come up with . but I did .

  • @KincumberBoy I have already stoped talking to him . he has already turned away from God . HE will not listen to the Lord . I feel sorry for him . I hope and pray that mabe one day He will come to know the love of the Lord .

  • @pcpaulcurry I know and appreciate what you are saying. Prayer is all he has. He claims 40 yrs of Christianity so he is arrogant in his bent half truth knowledge. Still, you and I can't know how the Spirit works

  • @KincumberBoy amen!

  • @Imaginefr you call me typical and pathetic I would say that is an attack . I am not name calling and cursing. The general issue is belief . I belief you do not . and what about what I said about the unicorns ? I am busy with school but I will be back with more anwsers later .

  • @pcpaulcurry

    "he general issue is belief "

    Wrong.

    The general issue is the fact that your religion is based on the Bible, and the Bible is a collection of errors and contradictions and Bronze Age fairy tales.

    That is the basic issue.

  • @pcpaulcurry "no contradictions"? Try these easy examples: Genesis 1 and 2 give contrary sequences of creation. Who prompted David to take a census, God or Satan? Did Judas or did priests purchase Potter's field? How did Judas die? Did Jesus suck on a sponge while being crucified? Which of several choices were Jesus' last words? Who visited the tomb Easter morning? Who was Jesus' putative paternal grandpa? Heli or Jacob? How does one day and two nights become "three days and three nights"?
  • @Imaginefree69 Do I believe that there are rhinoceroses . do you?

  • @Imaginefree69 God does not cast spells or use crystal balls . He is power it self !

  • @Imaginefree69 in the dictionary look up unicorn . 1 An animal with one horn , the monoceros. this name is often applied to the rhinoceros . then look up rhinoceros in the same dictirory it said this - A genus of quadrupeds of two species, one of which, the unicorn, has asingle horn growing almost erect from the nose. this animal when full grown,is said to be 12 feet in length. there is another speies with two horns the bicornis . they are natives of Asia and Africa.

    

  • @pcpaulcurry

    Your dictionary is a lot different from mine.

    What is it, the dictionary in the back of your study bible?

    And what is it that you imagine you are telling me?

    And you are STILL avoiding the talking beasts, the geocentric solar orbit, the inaccuracies regarding genetics and the anatomy of insects, the contradictions regarding Joseph's lineage, the contradictions between Genesis 1 and 2, the 36-hour "three days and three nights", and the magical prince on a white horse.

  • @Imaginefree69 The Bible never speaks of a magical prince ?

  • @Imaginefree69 Hebrew text: unicorn= (r'em ) singular horns=(qarney ) pluray possessive .

  • @Imaginefree69 ok I said round . here is a definition of the word spherical : A. having the shape of a sphere. B. having a shape approximating that of a sphere. of or relating to a aphere. of or relating to a celestial bodies.

  • @Imaginefree69 I am not going to keep debating if the Bible is true or if God is real with you . You like many people try to take the Bible and make it say things it does not say . you dont want A God . You think you dont need a God why ? because you are your own God . you come on here showing off your intelligence and using big fancy words in an attempt to intimidate me . but it's not working !

  • @Imaginefre there are two kinds of people on this earth . the God lovers and God haters. is very clear this video was made by a God hater. The Bible says in psalm 14 --- The fool says in his heart , "There is no God ." They are corrupt , they do abominable deesds, there is none who does good.

  • Brilliant video, I've always had trouble with how much God seems to change, for an unchangable god.

    I often like to point out the fact that in 2000-6000 years (since the bible was written) mans morality has become more sophisticated than that of an infinite intelligence that has existed infinetely long

    definite thumbs-up

  • i read it all and loved it... this is good.

  • hahaha

  • You are so naive. You actually think that God does not know what is going on. Your really think that God does not have a purpose. Your view of God as a machine is so boring. God stretched out the time space contunuum in order to catch every evil doer. He has judged everything that He is not in this world of imagery so that only what is true will remain free as He is and true as He is true. No lie and no liar will remain free. There will also be no more pain for the upright.

  • @Seekmosttoprophesy "You actually think that God does not know what is going on" Actually, it is the Bible that says this. Genesis 3- "Where are you, Adam?" Genesis 11- the LORD came down to see the city and the tower Genesis 18- "I will go down and see if what they have done is as bad as what I have heard" and The LORD said, "If I find fifty righteous people in the city of Sodom..." Numbers 22- God came unto Balaam, and said, "What men are these with thee?" No omniscient god in the Bible.
  • The Hindu creation story makes more sense than this one.

  • 1) Child neglect (leaving innocent kids with a talking/walking snake)

    2) Child abuse (emotionally and physically harming children when they didn't know what they were doing and were tricked by a talking/walking snake)

    3) Insanity (punishing all descendants for an alleged crime committed by ancestors)

    = God should have his creation taken away from him and be locked away in jail or institution.

  • @tangelorajan everyone should up tangeloranjan's comment

  • @tangelorajan "God should have his creation taken away" It's being done! Religion is dwindling worldwide as education becomes universal. Primitive man thought that thunder was the shouting of gods, that lightning was the spears of gods, that the eclipse was god turning out the lights. As science explains more and more natural phenomena there are fewer and fewer dark corners of ignorance for god(s) to hide in.
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  • good job

  • god punished satan/serpent by removing his arms and legs so he may crawl on his belly? so satan is literally a snake?????

  • may god forgive you

  • all u mother fuckaz includin the guy who posted thiz video suck dick n die... shit ma bad... Ma GOD won't let me 2 say dis.... May GOD jst forgive us we dnt no wat we doin. but im sure we will soon fine out.... the real truth..

  • Bahahaha, that is some seriously funny shit, dude. What do you expect from a bunch of bronze-age, desert-dwelling Jews? This is just an ancient theory that no-one can seem to drop despite it being filled with more holes than a slice of bread. Stop believing in fairy tales; you might learn something.

  • and wow...to cerangelo...how many times must a person die in ones place to show they love them...one is enough for me...thank goodness he didn't disobey and got resurrected.

  • is that guy serious?? dude Genesis was written by Moses about 2000 years after the first sin...not 300 years after adam

  • yeah, ain't it amazing....he went around to their location to call after he knew what happened just so we could see how we run from God after sinning....Amazing huh?

  • going back, it be a waste having the ability to give life and not use it. it wasn't a mistake creating angels with free will...after all love should be given willingly just how God loves it : ). and the rebellion...well, when you love those rebelling and don't want to loose the majority to bad rumors you have to prove them wrong. this is where earth takes part in. remember is all part of the plan....unfortunately there will be losses but that depends on every individual.

  • two. yup he made them that same day from adams rib she came.

  • one yup there was no light...scripture says where he dwells He becomes the light of that place.

  • The problem with genesis is that the creation of earth and the universe is written down about 300 years AFTER the story of Adam and the first Sin.

    Which is why he's not Omnipresent in the story of the first Sin, because back then people believed in a more humane god. Much like the Scandinavian Asas or The gods of Greek Mythology stuff can be done behind his back.

  • who would they write it down for?

  • @hga101

    Themselves, the coming generations, they had to uphold their culture. Obviously they thought the stories we now know as the testaments were important enough to keep. It's not very different from the concept of diary's or history books.

  • you completely combined the two different creation stories....poor effort (d-) from a teachers' standpoint.

  • dont feel sorry for me, i am still finding the love of God...or at least need to literally "feel" it yet. Understanding His word?,I was once near insanity from understanding and preaching His word,who wasn't???. now is simple and nice for me thx.

  • @Myforsa Prayer has been proven not to work. So don't waste your energy.

  • Don't take the bible so literal. The chuch wants you to use your eyes to see.

  • Thank you for putting it so well, I hope to pass this story to many generations so they may know our great, loving, omnipotent god.

    :) But really, thank you you've taken all the babel out of the story and left the rest

  • Brilliantly done. Though it might not be a perfect representation of the flawed logic (seeing as how people will argue that God knew all of this would happen and such), it's still highly entertaining, and does show a lot of the problems present in just a small part of the Bible.

  • Just to let you know that the original scripture was written in Hebrew and when it was translated to English, the some words did not have the same meaning. When god said where are you, he meant where they were spiritually.

  • I am very aware of possible translation mistakes, but just to be sure, do you have that sentence in the original biblical Hebrew?

    That aside, wouldn't god still have known where they were spiritually, as opposed to physically?

  • He was sad that their relationship ended.

  • That doesn't explain how a being that knows everything didn't know where he was. And he's a being that knows everything so he knew it would come to this before he even said "Let there be light". In effect, he's the one who caused it all.

  • Ok, you just dont understand what im saying. But nvm, carry on with the way you are thinking and stop spamming me.

  • another idiot!

  • LOL, hey this is pretty good, entertaining as well, love the comments LMAO.

    I think there should have been a little more, showing war and us killing each other, his perfect creations and all that.

    Who made adams and eves clothes?

    isnt right and wrong only relative?

    havent they just changed the bible over time to fit what they want?

    wasnt the investion of god, just a way to control people by fear?

    isnt this story the story of evoloution for simple people mixed with a bit of fiction?