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  • OMG

    House auf Deutsch? Das ist fast so schlimm wie Big Bang Theory oder HIMYM auf Deutsch :E

  • hhhhhhhhhhhhhh sounds like porn

  • Dubbed TV is for illiterate hillbillies. Or, in this case, hillWilhelms.

  • stupid dubbing

  • omg. wiso müssen die whiteboard übersetzen? ich schaue schon seit mehrere jahren keine syncronisierte scheiße an, und wenn ich sowas sehe dann weis ich auch wiso......

  • @heldgop hast Du dort deine Rechtschreibung gelassen oder was?

  • @MrZakooza wow, well we found the stupidst comment about dubed movies. when i read your comment i was like: also sind leute jetzt dumm nur weil sie keine lust haben den ganzen film lang auf untertietel gucken zu müssen nur um den film zu verstehen?

    u guys dub movies too but thats okay i guess...

  • german house is SO gonna get LAID!

  • in German language every word sounds like order to execution

  • house sounds like Hitler ! ?

  • Foreman: This may mean infections, corona disease or rejection.

    House: Excuse me, please! This is called white board for a reason. It's not my idea.

  • The german voice of House is just awesome!

  • @InsideJobSeptember11 no it sounds the same in scrubs etc. i hear it every fucking where get original this is pissing me off

  • Kurwa, po jakiemu on gada? :D

  • I don't know ... Dr House speaking in German ... it sounds more ... realistic ... ?

  • This is the very reason people suck at english. In my country the only thing we get dubbed are movies for kids, other than that there is text. German, french and what have you of useless languages are okay within your own borders, but as soon as you visit another country english would be much prefered. Spanish should also be one of the international languages. We should strive to understand one another... Bloody german and french are not big enough to make it worth while to know...

  • @Phelixc very true spanish or Portuguese , chinese or even japanese would be worth learning maybe even russian?

  • i dont get why people dont realise the german language is a waste of time knowing :) who the fuck needs it compare with English :)

  • @GrandMasterKai german = language with history...english = nothing half and nothing whole that's it.

  • @Wehrwolf1941 hardly since you are watching a TV show that was written in english and like all modern good music and movies are in english :) only thing interesting in the whole german history is ww2 and some of the classical music that about it

  • @GrandMasterKai i see you know about history like a worm about football nice but there was history before WW2 but i think this things doens't get teached in schools today especially in other countries. Holy Roman Empire (the beginning of germany and the german language, II. Empire under Wilhelm II. and many other facts but ignorant people don't think about TRUE history. cheers.

  • @Wehrwolf1941 Holy Roman Empire lol that wasnt all germans doing and it doesnt get caught since its boring and mostly lies bottom line is when the british empire and the french was happening thats all germany wanted to have similar but was never to be lol

  • @Wehrwolf1941 i not sure you would know TRUE history as being on the losing side a lot of german seems to make up shit and crap to put their loved country in a better light :)

  • english or gtfo

  • When I clicked on this, it looked like Foreman was hugging House. Lol.

  • @MyPepper291 the same with me!

  • @MyPepper291 Ashenhuller

  • Episode & Season ?! :)

  • Was I the only one who thought Foreman was cuddling against House and House was WTFing in the thumbnail?

  • XDDDD FRENCH

  • @ChocolateRAWRZ hey, its not french, its german

  • Haha, how can you germans even watch this crap?! It's 2011, open your eyes?!

  • @Djabberr lol? u know, not everyone needs to learn english, its not like its the most important language in the world

  • @AX3400 Well, it kinda is, but I agree with you anyway. Americans, Brits and Australians shouldn't be so obsessed with the world speaking English, rather than them learning another language.

  • It´s in German. I understand everything because I´m from Austrie but write the title in English is a bad idea ! Sorry.

  • Why the fuck is the title English if the language isn't? So annoying.

  • German is a beautiful language. I cannot understand your problems. If you want to hear House in English you have to upload an English versoin.

  • @tvzztzubzlbzlizil the title is in English...don't be obtuse. If I print a book with a cover written in Bahasa Indonese or Swahili it would be reasonable to expect the contents to match.

  • @ObfuscatingUsername

    I understand your point of view but the word "whiteboard" is also used in Germany.

    There are a lot of Anglicisms in our language.

  • @tvzztzubzlbzlizil oh. I realise there are a lot of anglicisms but I didn't realise this is one.

    Fair enough then: my apologies :)

  • @ObfuscatingUsername

    OK, then it was only a misunderstanding.

  • LOL I think it's funny that everyone's saying "Learn English!" We translate many movies into English, if they're in another language too!

  • What the fuck? Germans are strange.

  • Dubbing is always horrible, I don't understand why people can't just read subtitles FFS.

  • @TheThing88 because having it dubbed is more comfortable. Just like that. And it's not horrible if this is your mother tongue. I know the original is english and that many people just like the original voices, but YOU should have tolerance for other languages.

  • @TheThing88 and why do they post this shit on youtube with ENGLISH titles even though its dubbed on german or french or anything else other than english?

  • @Qminoo You can find the word "whiteboard" in the Duden (the ultimate German dictionary), it's an anglicism. The title also says "Dr. House" while in English, the show is called "House MD". Funny, how there are other languages than English in this big big world ;)

  • @XXpungnisXX Funny how people wanna 'promote' their languages and by trying to do that they ruin work of another nation...Just because they're too proud to have some series on foreign language on their TVs. Also, if you search around the youtube (which is where we are at the moment) you'll find SHITLOADS of clips on English where it says either Dr. House or just House, there are not much House MD's. And majority makes the standards. Dont think that English is my mothertongue btw

  • @Qminoo Wow, calm down^^ nobody is promoting anything. You complained that the title was in English so I thought you might wanna know that "whiteboard" is a perfectly fine German word. It's really not the uploader's fault that you thought it was an English video. If we start to indulge on the discussion "subs vs. dubs" now it would take forever, be inappropriate and wouldn't achieve anything, since we both have our own opinion that's probably not gonna change anyways. So... smile! :)

  • @XXpungnisXX Hey, Im as calm as....I dont know, something thats really calm xD Yeah, thats true but please do take a look around youtube and notice that theres almost no titles in language the video itself is in (except for English ofc) :) And if you think I was inappropriate for using word 'shitloads' or pointing out brutal truth....I dont know, sorry I guess :D

  • @Qminoo Yeah, I see your point. I just think most people overreact, like "OMG it's not English, my ears will fall off!" You know? And with inappropriate I just meant that it's quite annoying for the uploader to have all those discussions in the comments that don't really have anything to do with the video itself. So: Sorry sT0rM41, the vid is very funny and I'm gonna stop now^^ :)

  • @XXpungnisXX hahaha once again, you've got a point :) I just wish this was in English because this is such a good scene ^^ peace out :D

  • @XXpungnisXX "OMG it's not English, my ears will fall off!"

    :-)

  • @TheThing88 its cuz german people are so stupid they can't read :) and same goes for the french and the list goes on..

  • @MrZakooza Then why do americans also dub films? "Hurr I don't go to the cinema to read, durr" is tossed a lot around the internet.

  • @MrZakooza If the Germa's are stupid... then where does that leave the Yanks?

  • @MrZakooza Too stupid to read? Then let me ask you a question: Which country has three times more illiterates than Germany?

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  • House talks like he's being polite. The german translators have screwed up big time. House doesn't do polite man !! :))

  • aus welcher folge?

  • dammit i thought this was scrubs, saw it in related videos

    house looked like cox and the black guy looked like turk

  • "Give me the black marker"-Foreman

  • If it's not in english don't put the title in English, idiot.

  • @spitss Actually, It's not.

  • @Urbeflurb93

    I'm pretty sure the title is in English, - Dr.House - WhiteBoard .

    ps

    Learn to troll you fucking failure.

  • @spitss And I'm pretty sure it didn't cross your mind that the German word for 'whiteboard' could also be 'whiteboard', since you're British, and you probably wouldn't even recognise another language if someone would sneeze it right in your face. Also, you probably know it as 'House M.D.' whereas this title clearly says 'Dr. House', being the German name for the series.

  • @Urbeflurb93 It should be weiß board not white board.

  • @spitss Hold on... For trying to make a point, you actually used Google Translate? Damn, that's stupid. You really think I would make a fuss about this if I didn't speak German myself? The German translation of white is weiß. That doesn't make the German word for whiteboard weiß board. That's just all sorts of wrong. Whiteboard may be a word of English descent, it's used in German, Dutch, Norwegian and probably at least 4 more languages. Know when you've lost, and perhaps take a language course.

  • @Urbeflurb93 It looks like you're the one who has lost.

  • @spitss And why the hell is that? Because you won't acknowledge the fact that I'm right and you're not? I'm rather curious about this one, so please do reply.

  • @Urbeflurb93 Because white in German is weiß, so it's weiß board.

  • @spitss Seriously man, you would know languages don't work that way if you ever would've tried learning another language, but you didn't so you don't. Didn't Google tell you what the German word for board is? Cause it's not board. I guess that makes you stupid in 2 languages. I can explain this for another 10 times, but you should've realised you're wrong when I told you I speak German and I know that their word for whiteboard is whiteboard. I really wouldn't know how to explain this any better.

  • I'll give you one more example, and then you should really start realising youre an idiot. On the other hand, I'm having quite a good time, so do whatever you want.

    The word apartheid is not of English, but of Dutch descent. Yet it is an official English word, with no alternatives in the dictionary. You could use the word strangeness, cause that's what it literally means, but you don't. Now imagine me saying "Apartheid in English is strangeness, so strangeness is actually the correct word."

  • @spitss Well, I just didn't. You on the other hand have nothing to say but 'well, I'm just right'. I really don't believe you think you're right. I'm pretty sure you're smart enough to realise you should trust someone who speaks the bloody language (and is half German. Did I mention that by the way?). You just don't want to admit it.

    Either that or you're REALLY an idiot.

  • @Urbeflurb93 .... Apartheid means nothing more or less than a deviation between races that used to be way back. Since we were one of the few with an actual word for it, I think everyone else just adapted to that and started using it. That "apart" means "weird" or "strange" does not mean that "apartheid" automatically means 'strangeness'... -lol- I so hope you're not Dutch...

  • @ponyangel1987 I'm afraid I am Dutch, which turns this into a completely different discrussion. I wasn't saying the sum of two words should mean the same thing as the two words seperately, added up to each other. I was actually explaining to an ignorant Englishman that that was absolutely not the case. Explaining that the German word for whiteboard is whiteboard, and not weiß board, just because white is weiß in German.

  • @Urbeflurb93 Couldn't you use a more appropriate word than? ^^ I was like... "O god, someone that wants to prove a point by making a mistake himself..." How about bus? Now there you have a word that changes meanings everywhere you go, but still is written the same... You could've just said that Whiteboard is subject to actual name-branding (just like smartphone) and doesn't change per country. You also have shine through whiteboards. Quite confusing.

  • @ponyangel1987

    No, it was just too much fun winding you up. = D

  • @spitss ... I'm not wind up really... I'm a curious person ^^ There actually are very few things I can get wound up about aaand... this is not one of them XD -lol- You guys are funny though...

  • @ponyangel1987 I highly doubt it was that confusing. I was just saying: "If 'whiteboard' is automatically translated into 'weiß board', just because 'weiß' is German for 'white', I don't get why 'apartheid' is still 'apartheid'. Sure, I could've used a better example, but I'm not going to spend more time on winning an argument than is necessary to make a point. And I did.

  • @Urbeflurb93 I don't get why the title of the video contains "whiteboard" and not " 'weiß board'"

  • @krith Because there's no such thing as a weiß board. It's not an existing word.

  • When I clicked this I thought Foreman was laying on House. >:I

  • oh my god... WHAT HAPPENED TO HUGH'S VOICE!!! dubbing is horrible.

    (greetings from Finland)

  • welche folge war das denn?

  • Also ich find diese stelle, sau lustig :D

  • LOVE DUBBING...

  • Oh ya, das ist sehr lustig.

  • gibts das auch iwo auf englisch? ich hasse díe deutsche version :D

  • @THEspiderschwein92 -- aus dem Stegreif: »It's called WHITE board for a reason. I don't make the rules. I just follow them.« (Dr House)

    Und kurz darauf Dr Foreman: »May I please have the BLACK marker?«

  • wtf? who doesn't want to hear house and foreman's voices? let the whole world - once and for all: LEARN ENGLISH! (greetings from Norway)

  • @Kiefer89 Especially the french.

  • @HaloVanguard155 english, french language of slaves and cowards.

  • @Kiefer89 HELL YEAH! NORWAY GUY (OR GIRL) IS RIGHT! DUBBING SUCKS! (greetings from Finland)

  • @Kiefer89 House for alle aldre!

  • @Kiefer89 why so ignorant? :O Why can't people understand that voice acting is not a shame. many hollywood actors are proud of their voice actors in other countrys i don't understand people like you sorry...

  • @Kiefer89 House-Eivind Hellstrøm

  • @gamingfurry14  it's german^^

    foreman sais sth medical

    house sais: excuse me, the thing isn't named as white board without any reasons. It's not my idear.

  • HOLY FUCK! what's he saying?

  • Lol, why do Germans dub everything?!

  • @Saxappealed Oh, I dunno, maybe so that the German audience can understand what the actors are saying?

  • @CommanderCooper : Ever heard of subtitles? They let you understand everything and do not ruin the voice-acting.

  • @Saxappealed So, we get to hear the dialogue in our own language, but other people don't. Seems fair.

    Ever watch a Spanish drama with subtitles on and genuinely enjoy it? Personally, I haven't.

    And Americans dub foreign shows and movies, too. Ever see "Life is Beautiful"? If you haven't, you should.

  • @Saxappealed weil du diesen text auch erst übersetzen musst um ihn zu verstehen - stell dir jetzt mal vor du findest eine deutsche serie richtig toll, würdest du dafür deutsch lernen, oder die ganze serie durch untertitel lesen? nein syncro ist etwas tolles, und die personen die soetwas machen werden in deutschland unterbezahlt und unterschätzt, sie machen super arbeit und ich bin froh das wir in deutschland so gut darin sind.

  • @Anjachen I always watch my movies/series with Swedish subtitles, I have no problem with that and it doesn't ruin the mood at all.

  • @Anjachen Well, now you're just trying to piss everybody off, arent you? :-)

    You might be a fan of overdubbing, but you have to admit there's quite an aspect of laziness to that. It's not because you can't read, but because you simply choose the easy solution. In some cases overdubbing just kills the mood and tone of a scene, humour can't always be translated into a different language, and it's a good way of learning English.

  • Also, when I watch a German movie or tv-show, I watch it with German subtitles. Even though I do speak German (yes yes, here's someone who knows more than one language. It's a miracle), I don't see why someone who doesn't, wouldn't be capable of watching with subtitles as well. You're simultaniously following what's going on and reading the words below the screen. Easy. It might take some getting used to, but after a while you wouldn't want anything else anymore.

  • @xXxXxEulexXxXx: Es geht mit weniger darum einen auf Denglisch zu machen, als die Tatsache zu betonen, dass ich persönlich finde: Bei einer Synchro geht viel verloren. Zuviel. Die Stimmlage, die Akzente, alles. Bei Stargate Atlantis haben sie zum Beispiel dem Doktor da komplett den genialen schottischen Akzent wegsynchronisiert. Ich würde mir ja Anatomie auch nicht auf Englisch anschauen wollen, aber eben englische Filme / Serien auch nicht auf Deutsch...

  • @TheMailproxy

    Nichtsdestotrotz zwingt dich niemand diese Synchro anzuschauen. Ich versteh einfach nicht wie man so arrogant sein kann, anderen vorschreiben zu wollen, was besser für sie ist, bei so etwas lächerlichem wie einer Fernsehserie. Es spricht eben nicht jeder diese Sprache (nein - mich nicht eingeschlossen) und ich versteh nicht, wie es euch stören kann, wenn andere Menschen die Serie synchronisiert schauen.

  • house's voice (in german) make him sound too old :(

  • I'm german and this is just ridiculous. If germans want to see house: Learn the fucking language or leave it entirely! Such synchronisations are ruining the entire series.

  • @TheMailproxy DU bist so ein Affe man :D genau wegen solchen Schmocks wie dir finden es auf einmal alle ach so cool auf Denglisch zu machen...Da gibt des den McDrive, Den Schüttelshake (was an dummheit nicht zu übertreffen ist weil es beides das selbe bedeutet). Man sagt Pics statt bilder, Events statt veranstaltungen usw. die Liste könnte ich ewig weiter führen. Ich bin auch 1/2 Ami aber ich trete es nicht breit...ich bin stolzer drauf 1/2 Deutsch zu sein als jemand zu sein der aus einem Land

  • @TheMailproxy kommt in dem die leute nichts besseres zu tun haben als sich ständig selbst auf die Schulter zu klopfen wie toll sie doch sind. Bestes beispiel Börsenkriese: Wer war dran schuld? USA! Ich war mit meiner Familie auf so ner dämlichen Army veranstaltung. Überall hochrängige Generäle die die Nase so weit oben hielten dass es schon wieder peinlich war. Und als dann dieser eine Typ da seine Rede gehalten hat konnte ich nicht mehr vor lachen.

  • @TheMailproxy Kleines Zitat: "Die Börsenkriese hat uns hart getroffen Doch wir Amerikaner können auch diese Kriese bewältigen". Meine Eltern haben mich angebettelt nichts zu sagen sonst wäre ich aufgestanden und hätte gesagt dass WIR Deutschen wegen IHRER dummheut doch erst in die ganze scheiße reingeritten wurden. Soviel also zum tollen Amerika...ein Land ohne vergangenheit und ohne Kultur, dass sich ergaunert wurde druch Völkermord. Wahnsinn echt ein tolles Land.

  • you germans make me sick, learn to speak english.

  • hahahaha xD

  • ouuuuu wie rassistisch :D ...

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