Dave Chappelle - Ghetto

[TheGoldenGunMan16]

Check out my channel and video

[Zyklowa]

why the pixel even matter when you can hear the funny shit he says

[Karoshi209]

I can count the pixels on here..... wtf?

[jjws]

in this comment section: a bunch of people who don't know or misunderstand what pixels are.

[wkakar21]

now this was recorded by a toaster

[lmfao8896]

122 ppl probably fell for the baby on the corner trick or they got out the car



[thanx4life]

if I had a penny, I'd have a penny.

[mrtovkinez]

MINECRAFT

[Hodbalass]

if i had a penny for every "if i had a penny" comment' i'd be ok

[mickic2000]

xCMONEY930x. Question, Would you prefer a full hd 1080p video with no audio?

Point, do you need to watch a guy just walking around on stage in hd to get the message?

[Imran500]

I can count the Pixels.

[Bewesy]

Which pixel is Dave?

[regeleio]

if i had one cent for every pixel in this vide I'll FUCKIN HAVE 1 CENT

[GenjiZerk]

this is one of his funniest performances

[ugutg]

240p we meet again

[MrRedbird1978]

122 people were taken to a project

[lakostal]

If i had a quarter for every pixel in this video, i'd had a quarter

[OCIRELCNU]

there was a fkn baby, standing on the corner



[MrPartyatyourhouse]

If I had a quarter for every stupid comment, I would have a lot of fucking weed.

[Vonillamaleza]

SWAGG !

[MKW2011]

The video quality is EXACTLY what this title says. LMFAO.

[PunkBoy755]

tostercam

[melik2kais]

Funny ass shit

[ahkalkoot001]

wow 1080p nice

[FAHxQxAAHSoul]

@evanlikestoparty

[RobbySk8erBoi]

@evanlikestoparty If I had a dime for every pixel, I'd have a nickel.

[izzyubz]

"fuck u nigga, I got kids to feed!"

[FOOFOO7891011]

if i had a nickel for every pixel in this video, i'd be broke

[tomiratz]

lol look at the pixels! i mean the crowd lol

[Funky9090Monkey]

--!!! PURPLE STUFF OFFICIAL SONG--!!!!!!!!! 0

[nathanieldurkin1]

I thought I lived in a nice area and was so happy to move out of the hood, until I saw a crack head started banging on my window for 10 minutes straight. I walked around to a different window and looked out at him so he couldn't see me. He knocked on the window, stopped, looked around, started knocking again. Back and forth like this for 10 minutes. He was bald, skinny, old, greasy head. Creeped me out. I thought he was possessed or something. Kept waiting for him to levitate and fly away.

[nathanieldurkin1]

240p we meet again.

[MsMadman202]

what pixel is dave chappelle?

[marlb0r015]

Sellin weed nd beer in tha ... geeehttoooo!!. Sesame street is a ghetto tough they live in trashcans there!@

[casio1111]

4 thumbs up :D

[xCMONEY930x]

if i had a quarter for every comment about the pixels of this video, i would be as rich as dave chapelle

[captainglucose2]

@xCMONEY930x

yeah but if u would get a quarter for every pixel of this video, you would be poor as shit :D

[CSM0fficial]

@captainglucose2 haha soo true ;D

[kenny8076]

was this filmed with a calculator?!?!

[nathanieldurkin1]

@kenny8076 nope, it was a potato, lol.

[Great20ness]

It's like jurrasic park nigga they lookin in the window

[quellism]

why did they censor the whole video?

[doodledo2]

funniest comedian in the world

[aaronemem]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this video id have 25 cents

[madog1991]

this looks like it was filmed in the ghetto

[babieblu2468]

the part about the crackheads had me WEAK ! :)

[dcj991]

i saw about 10 pixels

[33shayla]

Goddamn, the quality doesn't matter, just listen. Jeez. You are funny, Chappel. Keep it up.

[albidj007]

fucking retards! stops complaining about the quality.. this is comedy, you have to LISTEN..

So shup up and listen to the genius Dave Chappelle

[MrThePwnisher]

If I had a dime for every repeated top comment, I would have two dollars. Wait, I don't think I'm doing this right. 

[multiestonian]

is that a 8-bit video?

[creedofdeath9909]

The 2 tops comments are kinda of the same both with if they had.

[PrinceEazeOne]

Hold on,one second Hello? Oh, wassup nigga? What? Whaddafa.. Slow down... What? What the fuck? NO! NO! NO! Fuck that! Nigga, fuck it! Im on my way! BOOP O_O Ey, I gotta make a stop real quick. SWAG.

[Nopointasking]

which pixel is dave chapelle?

[BootlegCrew302]

The quality of the picture really doesn't matter with stand-up comedy, you know. He's just standing up.

[RKOHBK100]

if i had a penny for every time the top comment was the same thing, i'd be rich

[zamzamai142]

If I had one dollar for every fool who thumbs-upped BOTH the above comments I would have at most 23 dollars.

[BaztardFree]

IM SELLIN WEED NIGGA LOOOOOOL

[Fertigr3]

What brand of microwave was this filmed with?

[kaeleb666]

after seeing this i wanna play tetris

[BenedetoBarca]

Damn, Best video quality on YOUTUBE.

[lovinggoodhawk]

If I had a dollar for every pixel in this video, i would have 50 cents!

[FilmEngineer]

did you film this with a security camera?

[cranker8989]

Wtf, did you record this with your gameboy?

[rocketrmt]

I would fire that driver; if the story were true

[lunarmantra]

Yikes! Terrible quality! How could you post this? LOL

[Anomaly1111]

@evanlikestoparty youd have a few thousand actually xD

[Ifraz93]

I could count the pixels in this video on one finger

[Anomaly1111]

@Ifraz93 youd need a few thousand actually xD

[somerandomassnigga]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this video i would have 1 dime

[musti380]

u sure thats 240p?

more like 11p

[420smokeitcuuh]

if I had a nickel for every time I see "if i had a dollar for every pixel" - type of jokes on youtube - I'd be a millionaire.

[N3M3S1SZ]

are dimes more popular than dollars?

[777NihonSloan]

@N3M3S1SZ according to the ratings

[maziar7272]

only real men watch in 240p!

[z3ak999]

wow his crackhead descriptions made me laugh

[lazyeyezokipoki]

haha, hilarious, "Hey Baby, go home home man..." hahaha

[idontfuckphatbitches]

/watch?v=KHqU4RrUnHE

just scope it, wont waste ur time

[Beatz305]

This is Africa HD

[preciouskiss3]

@Beatz305 shut up

[SHotCOMeSinE]

@preciouskiss3 good shit

[tattedxxxupxxxfreak]

gun store gun store liquor store gun store WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKIN ME??!!!???

[deemax90]

119 people live in ghettos

[bishopsonniertv]

recorded with my dick

[joeythemanduran]

@bishopsonniertv wat dick?

[bishopsonniertv]

@joeythemanduran the one in your mothers mouth

[joeythemanduran]

@bishopsonniertv oh how funny lol but i am sorry im not a lil kid anymore n say ur mom jokes so y dont u go back 2 wat u were doing using ur computer for porn n leave me alone ok?

[bishopsonniertv]

@joeythemanduran im not a little kid im 15 and i dont have time to waste tlkiing to an immature "adutlt" starting shit on youtube...piece

-SuPa PR3DATOR

[psycosid66]

shame on you !!

[pepsidude308]

if i had one dollar for every pixle this vid has.......id have ONE FUCKING DOLLAR

[golddragon1123]

@evanlikestoparty I'd have one...penny

[Zkrudriverz]

funniest pixel ever

[TheWorldsStage]

Censored by the FCC and the KKK.

[mooonlight778]

AND THE BABY, THE BABY DIDNT EVEN LOOK SCARED! well i fell bad cuz i was like.....CLICK.......CLLLICK!

[darkwiz666]

Cellphone quality having ass....

[anonimosfonias]

If i had one dollar for every pixel.. i wouldnt even have one dollar..

[mironpa90]

Hey, enough with the comments on the quality of the video! This kind gentleman (or lady, who knows) lightmon112 takes the time to painstakingly draw this frame by frame in Microsoft Paint, animate it, post it for our enjoyment, and you bastards can't show even the slightest appreciation?

[hazeleyezluv]

But dave is funny

[hazeleyezluv]

This video looks horrible.

[EW2003]

The old baby on the corner trick... I'm not falling for that sh*t.. (LAMO)

[HankyWalker]

if i had a dollar for every pixel that was in this video i'd have one...

[mooonlight778]

Gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store.

WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!! where the hell u takin me.

I gotta do something...(rolls up outside of a project)

[mooonlight778]

FUCK U NIGHA I GIT KIDS TO FEED!!!

[121NativePride]

naw nigga naw (boop) i gotta make a stop real quick lmao

[GMoneyQ69]

Dave Chappelle... filmed on a calculator.

[imsoawesome1122]

If I had one dollar for every pixel in this video, I would have one dollar.

[Anomaly1111]

@imsoawesome1122 youd have a few thousand actually xD

[donkeyponkywonky]

@imsoawesome1122 lol

[FAHxQxAAHSoul]

@imsoawesome1122 if i had a dollar for everytime I heard that joke i'd have more money than dave chappelle

[TheCaptinclaw]

i loved the voice of that Limo driver !!!

[Hashseed]

I'M SELLING WEED NIGGA!

[BloodyBay]

"Gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store...."

Wait a minute. What about the pawn shops and payday loan places? Didn't his ghetto have those?

[darkjb48]

Baby !! Baby !! Go home its fucken 3 am in the morning what are you doing IM SELLIN WEED NIGGA, rofl , i almost cried

[beeg777]

which pixel is dave

[narutimate3hero3]

lol

[BringBack1969]

gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store. Where the fuck are you takin me?

[kinglatif2008]

to an inteligent person this man is not a joker but a teacher

[danvur1]

best quality evar!!!!!!

[Trill104]

"Now remember it's 3 o'clock in the morning 3 O'CLOCK...I look out the window

and there was a fuckin' baby STANDING on the corner."

Funniest shit I ever heard lmao

[kendipop]

if i had a dollar for every pixels in this video.

i'd have 1 dollar

[fishNguitars]

which pixel is Dave Chappelle?

[MinorHeadstorm]

lmao.

[macpduff]

I'm laughing til my sides hurt!

Reminds me of when my hubby and I pulled off onto a side street in East New York, NY- the toughest Irish neighborhood in the city we later learned

We'd driven all night from NC to NYC and needed to rest

As we snoozed,

We were surrounded by a car of NYC detectives.

They were nice, but we played our "dumb Southern Cracker" routine, and they just let us go without a search.

Said several murders had happened that week

Told us to move along

Red Roof Inn next time

[TheWestbrooke]

@macpduff hey did your hubby fuck you up your tight greazy asshole in da hood? or was he selling your crusty worn out asshole for crack? cunt whore.

[jzstern]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this video, id have 1 dollar

[pwrigz]

I didn't know Lego released a 'Dave Chappelle' model.

[MrPinkos22]

I GOTA MAKE A STOP REAL QUICK!!!!

[miamiwax]

if u squint ur eyes real hard he looks clear.. try it!!

[Spic173]

So... did you record this with your asshole?

[777Revolutionary]

This looks like it was recorded with a pencil.

[petterzon92]

sounds like dave got snoop dogg as a driver lol!

[FlozelltheHotell]

Hey Baby!!!

[gjarucki]

man, you must have recorded it with a sock

[trixzter03]

even with the bad quality, dave chappelle still cracks me up..XD

[madhatter496]

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[killerkrys]

get outta here cracky

[killerkrys]

im sorry i dont trust you either click cliiick

[killerkrys]

thanks for the dislikes now the likes bar looks like a fresh joint

[YoungHeartBreak]

@killerkrys hahahaha, thats awesome.

[DrunkenMidget90]

@killerkrys katt williams - weed ? -_-

[TheTeXzY]

"A crack head ran this way *Tic-Tic-Tic*" LOL

[vexxtra]

the olllld baby on the corner trick, aye?

[CypheredSoul]

lol this is like a 120p video

[jriley1992]

"Bad quality, I know!"

Hey, I don't mind because it's so funny! :)

[LacobrigusRomanicus]

Awesome quality!

[KazesDemons]

gun store gun store liquor store gun store where the fuck you taking me?

[lukehtube]

lol. Dave Chapelle talking about the ghettos in ghetto quality video lolol

[MXF1149]

which pixel is dave chappelle?

[IzzyTheNewest]

@MXF1149

the third 1

[SKshooter]

this video is hood quality right thur.

[Alsaba03]

"go away cracky"

[xxxMadFaceOnyx]

which pixel is dave?

[SacredSocietyAP]

The sound effect he makes for crack heads..HAHAHAHA

[toad33332]

@alboKid001

david?

[xxSallyDollxx]

lol epic

[kalinga01]

This video is more pixelated than Japanese porn.

[fhadj]

at 3o'clock in the morning,

in front of a project,

in a FUCKIN limousine....

xD

[aaronh870]

Did you record this with your hand

[MrChickenBurritos]

Funny but terrible video quality

[AdamIntellectual7]

OMG LOL OMG LOL OMG LOL.

tsk tsk tsk tsk crack head.

[nerfmarine9]

hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!



[nerfmarine9]

hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!



[keepingitreal15]

LOL!!!! FUNNIEST COMEDIAN ALIVE. IT'S REALLY SAD THAT IN A COUNTRY WITH BILLIONAIRES GHETTOS IN AMERICA EVEN EXIST. WE'RE SUCH A MESSED UP COUNTRY THAT WE LIST THE RICHEST IN FORBES WHILE A BUM GOES UNNOTICED.

[spartacus778]

Dave is the brown pixel! Couldn't even tell till about midway in

[ugladbro]

"FUCK YOU, NIGGA. I GOT KIDS TO FEED."

LMFAOOO.

[TupacX2Pak]

@ugladbro Whats that from?