japanese girl teaches english

[Elmicrobio99]

Geez, Toshi, what the hell man, come on!

[c41v1nch4ng]

damn wtf lol

[Kurisutian]

Come on, Toshi.

[hero3bash]

Toshi is still busy in his Shinsengumi work.

[UltraRobbie]

Where is Toshi when you need him.

[SNintendoFreak]

If I was Toshi I would have came already.

[SGTkitty27]

you give good head??

[StabbyMcButterPants]

She totally forgot;

We give good head - They give good head - It gives good head - and - This trained monkey with an erection gang raped my cat yet also gives good head... Pffff.. And she calls herself a pleasure giving English teacher... >.>

[agata2515]

watch?v=5ksaMLMNi_I She speaks in this song o_O

[E2x7u]

that warning message came way to late in the video

[xxHanniee]

Quit hatin' on Toshi just because he's getting more pussy than you.

[cryssibaby]

What kind of English lesson is this?!

[pinkucheezukeki]

Toshi's an asshole....

[ShiroiLuke]

That's the second japanese person who actually speaks english, that I've seen today.

[irockchomom]

LOL she said all of her family gives good hair

[deviantartfan1]

o_O what the fuck?

[Waterflux]

This video just cracked me up! One good feature it has: Teaching sexually suggestive expressions without a blemish. Get it over with ... hehe! :D The video might have been funnier or even embarrassing if Toshi had actually shown up.

[Dhragonfly]

I thought I was impotent, but this video made me realise that I'm not.

[zeniey]

What is actually surprising is that i watched this video in my japanese class.... i remember this soooo vividly

[FaerieVanilla]

i always wondered how other countries taught english. now i know O.o

[SuperNEKO64]

Congratulations, you just reached THAT PART of YouTube again!!

[ohiohay]

The owner of my favorite sushi restaurant is named "Toshi" =___=

[devastatron]

this was hilarious! it hurts so much i'm laughing

[meowmeth]

I can't breathe

[czerwonakaczka]

3:15 that was fast xD

[urbanLADY88]

"my grandparents give good head." this has to be fake. haha

[LegitInsane]

@urbanLADY88 You need to watch "Yes Man"

[urbanLADY88]

@LegitInsane i have, but what does it have to do with this lady?

[urbanLADY88]

@LegitInsane i have seen "Yes Man" but what does it have to do to with this??? unless your trying to tell me THAT'S HER...ahhahahahhh

[12345678ch]

dunno how teach english dun teach la, my 5year old cousin btr than u la

[TheBeyBladeNation]

Me soo hony me love you loong time

[thesuperawesomeRINGO]

HAHAHAHA,I just--- I can't----XD

Now every time I hear "come on" ,I have to complete it with "TOSHIII,COME ONNNNN!"

*lmfao*.

[kiokiui]

....why?

[TeddiLovesApples]

Yes.... I will use this very constructively.

[VannaCuppycake13]

Lol. Who the heck says "First-Rate Cunt Lapping"...

[northatlanticjewel]

I love that they waited until 3:16 to put up the 'this video contains dirty expressions' warning.

[UltimateFanKohaku]

Toshi must be amazing in bed...

[helloxtomorrow]

I don't know who Toshi is, but he needs to come on already.

[cryssibaby]

@helloxtomorrow I think Toshi is not coming back.

[oufckthatsMANGO]

You lick me wonderfully.

[AnachronismChild]

come on toshi come onnnnnnn come on toshi come oooonnnnnn come on toooshi

[Itotallymadethisup]

FIRST RATE CUNT LAPPING

GOD

[Itotallymadethisup]

"MY GRANDMOTHER GIVES GOOD HEAD"

slowly dies

[DackelTackel]

KJEDSHKJGH LOL 

[evynsrainbows]

Who the fuck is Toshi? 

[Hauuauuauuu]

the "COME ON TOSHI" parts made me so uncomfortable

[demonbuddah]

I think they're training mail order brides

[Miyukichan14]

Bahaha I love this show so funny xDD

[LOLmylow]

man you can think of so much good comments for this one!!!! XD

and there are about 100 peple that think tochi is a luckey basterd :P

[RonVanDerPlaat]

Toshi is a lucky bastard



[ARCHANGELREBORNX]

mmmm....everyone in her family gives good head ^__^

[SakuraAvalon]

Boy: Oh, hi. Do you speak English?

Girl: I give good head.

Boy: W-what!?

Girl: Cooome ooon.

And the rest is history.

[NightBeaglezz]

?? Is this a joke?

[akela6567]

I don't give a flying fuk what you say as long as you give good head.

[tookkeaw]

my name is Toshi

[n8thaninja]

what about "Sucky sucky 5 dorra make you horra soilderboy"?

[creamXcookies]

My grandmother gives good head.

My parents give good head.

My relatives give good head too. ;o

[InThe11thDimension]

Omg, this is 'sooo good' xD

So hilarious x)

[LouieOmega]

Lmao omg

[B4IRUTUARU16]

I'm Cushing my name to toshi

[ExMxO59002]

My grandmother gives good head!

[GreenDoesEverything]

lmao -.-

wtf!! lucky toshi

[Nelorzoul]

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life. Every time she says Toshi I DIIIE.

[SakuraPinkIchigo]

MY NAME IS TOSHI!!!!

[neosoc]

I'd buy that for a dollar!

[HumidDYNAMES]

I've never even used those words in the same sentence before!!!!!

[WalterLiddy]

Everyday English.

[FightingBen]

why my name is not toshi ? lol

[aaindahouse]

first rate cunt-lapping AHAHAHA!

[aaindahouse]

why am I not surprised they'd perv it up!! 0___0

[zyy321dory]

What the fuck did I just watch. 

[Kohllikesnachos]

I think m gonna have to get a cat and name it Toshi. Then my girl will shout out of the back door "Come on....come on TOSHI...come on TOSHI!! ........come on!!"

[KodachiiChan]

Toshi must be amazing. c:

[futureblade7]

haha, this is hilarious

[AZaikoku]

... even if she's slutty does this toshi person need to know that her parents and relatives all give good head ? :D

[isuzu008]

One good thing about these lessons is you'll never forget.

[MrSnailfish]

I wish they taught me English that way

[JamesThWilliams]

Replace the to in toshi with y and it gets a lot funnier.

[JamesThWilliams]

Shouldn't this be called how to be seductive in english taken too far.

[todesulle]

i want to bang her

[tamartin64]

66 grandmothers don't give good head.

[logician360]

This might be the first time anyone's used the phrase "first rate cunt lapping".

[britters220]

WTF IS THIS?!?! LMFAO!!

[JentillyLIO]

i just noticed her obi is in front.... she is the funniest prostitute i have ever saw.. xD

[jubailblast]

*grabs note pad"

ok let's learn some English!!

you're so good... come on Toshi... wow I'm actually learning some proper engrish up this bitch :D

I give good head... My parents give good h... wait... what the fuck?

[ArgumentaI]

This is a weird looking kitchen.

[RasputinStream]

"My parents give good head. My granmother gives good head. My relatives gives good head too." :O

[nishtabre]

Why are Asian people so perverted? 

[Dhragonfly]

fuk this, i'm moving to Japan.

[sasuketiger]

@Dhragonfly i got some tickets XD

[SeymoreSparda]

Guys reaction to this:" I want what HE is having!!" lol jk >:D

Damn you,Toshi..you beat us to it

[Jeca1789]

How can I get a good head?

[zeetaf]

Who is Toshi?!

[noooly]

Too bad I'm not Toshi :/

[SeleezSE]

Lol Toshi is the prostitute toy play thing

[MrGimchi]

Never use it to Jap again. They are under a terrible aftermath of the atomicbomb :(

[3188117]

I am Toshi.

[singhiipm]

私はトシだ

[ScientificPions]

@singhiipm Come on!

[singhiipm]

I am Toshi :)

[Kabutopuppy]

I don't think she quite got "first rate cunt lapping" correctly...Cus us...I don't really find that expression sexy XD

[Inufreak991]

...Really?! > ^ < Wtf, whyyyy?!?!

[ashaaib]

wtf is this for real

[blackharu159]

I saw this video 2 years ago and this still makes me laugh like hell! Toshi, was suppose to be Touch Me but it doesn't come out right.

[darkmagerubius]

@blackharu159 , I believe Toshi was the alien in the show and not "touch me" but I would have to confer with someone who knows the language more. Either way.. You Are Fabulous. :D

[blackharu159]

@darkmagerubius Crap, you know the secrete of Toshi! And thanks!

[darkmagerubius]

@blackharu159 , Sure thing, oh that comes from a skit show they had called Vermilion Pleasure Night, I saw it years ago and I guess I can compare it to MAD TV in the States, if you liked this try looking into Midnight Cooking haha, Oh I just looked for it on Netflix and it says they have it also It's silly/weird/unique stuff! :)

[kebs007]

i want to be TOshi.

[01yuneydi]

Lol that toshi guy is so lucky n lol this is hilarious

[ZombieSloth2012]

I envy this Toshi guy

[TheEmokidd1]

ummm. my name is toshi.

[LuneMortRaiser]

i wanna go to japan to learn english with a slutty teacher like her...

[djmaxdance]

My grandparents gives good head! XD

[MrMarktie]

toshi sounds like a lucky guy.

[HyperAndHappy]

"My grandmother gives good head" Sweet Jesus.

[Wifierz]

YOU ARE SO GOOD.

... in bed

and making sammich

[suebear119]

love how she sounds like she belongs in NYC in the 40's when she speaks english. She has that accent

[IllegalTragedy]

...I guess this is how Japanese women act in bed.

[Gyozomroka]

@IllegalTragedy it's not

[monkeylova102]

Im officially mentally disturbed

[TheYellowJack]

Her grandmother gives good head, and her relatives give good head, too! It must run in the family! LOL

[BassMurdarah]

@TheYellowJack

giving good head brings great honor to the famiry

[TheYellowJack]

@BassMurdarah LOL



[jensssen]

whaa Mokkori-geisha XD

[TheYellowJack]

@jensssen LOL I haven't heard "Mokkori" in ages!!! Left Japan in '89. LMAO

Thanks for bringing back hilarious memories...

[HeavenHorizon1]

Let's use it constructively.

[hoza41]

Every Toshi watching this must have the hardest boner ever.

[dpineapple20]

I just legally changed my name to Toshi...on my way!

[EmoTheElephant]

DAMMIT TOSHI, WHY WON'T YOU SATISFY YOUR WOMAN????

[matthiasfsa]

@EmoTheElephant HAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE YOUR COMENT CRACKS ME UP

[EmoTheElephant]

@matthiasfsa hahah, thanks. Glad I'm spreading a little bit of joy ;)

[relussier]

Are these made for prostitutes?

[relussier]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA What is the point of these videos?!

[AbhiB]

what is her name? and who the hell is this lucky fella by the name of Toshi LOL

lastly where can I go to learn this sort of English at?

[monkiemike]

funny.. she is not Japanese

[antonymichiru]

@monkiemike she is japanese ._.

[CSryoh]

I wanna meet this Toshi guy.

[jensssen]

@CSryoh

LoL Toshi Kubota? XD

[177or22]

@CSryoh I wanna BE this Toshi guy.

[TheHcomment]

@CSryoh toshi guy is chuck norris

[zinhd]

y is the warning AFTER the 1st few sentences...

[MegaszTechionTerrea]

damn cock tease TAKE OFF THE DAMN ROBE!....

*mumble mumble*public television*mumble mumble*

[chizzzum1]

wtf? what if I don't want to come on Toshi?

[lordblazer]

who the fuck is Toshi. we must warn him that STDs might be involved if he goes to her.

[vesty37]

@sasha_sexypants Giving good head runs in this girl's family, apparently.

[quantumdude]

I gotta hit the japanese brothels right away...

[jayblaze12]

japanese people are fucked in the head

[JoeKopsick4Congress]

"You lick me wonderfully" takes way too long to say in Japanese.

[loverockr]

WTF o_o ...what kind of world do we live in T_T??

[cupicaik125]

Turn on the CC Captions and see what she is actually saying.

[saintsandwhores]

give it to her Toshi!

[rudeboydave]

Toshi, for fuck sake, just stick your dick in her mouth and shut her and stupid fucking american accent up...

[ProfessorStiles]

As with anything in life, one must consider the source.

An oiran (prostitute) is not the first person I'd go to to learn any language. :)

[blitzdagger2]

For the love of god, Toshi!! Come on!!!

[gothicpuff]

Ok first they wanna put d city rock on american tv... Then I learn about this!! Seriously!! Do they really think america is that bad?

[gothicpuff]

What? Is this a joke? What the FUCK!!! Your so good does not mean lets have sex!

I... Give good head? Im american and ive never heard that one before!

Are they mocking us?! First what? Why does this all have to do with sex? This is not proper engish or proper use of engish terms.... Really guys dont learn english from this program...

[ToxicJoon]

@gothicpuff You've never heard of "giving head"?

Means oral sex...? and "You're so good." was used in a sexual way. They defined it as "You're fabulous."... it's just a dirty show xD

[therikachong]

HE GIVES GOOD HEAD. LOL.

[ninjabuddy1]

this would be a million times better if my name was toshi.

[gjitkyfreq]

"She gives good head"... definitely...))))..

[hatihatikawan]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH JAPS??!?!?! i mean are they already weird or did hiroshim and nagaskai really fucked their brains up?!?!

[reuben0110]

@hatihatikawan i blame the yanks

[monmarfori]

Poor they know basic english.