C64 COMMODORE 64 TUTORIAL FUNNY

[c35213]

dickhead lol

what wrong with the accent i like it >>>>> DICKHEAD hhhh

[einstiencross]

I was going to download an emulator and play but this bloke just put me off.

[einstiencross]

OOOhhh I made a mistake.

[einstiencross]

It hilarious !! This bloke is my worst nightmare.

[MichaelVarcade]

FUCKING ACCENTS!!!

[mrfalafl]

oh god... that screen... that SCREEN. I just got a hardon

[TrojanX]

Thanks for taking me back down memory lane. I use to do something like this when I was 8 or 9 years old. Basically, another way is that it's possible to create a POKE code that runs a mini-program that you create before executing the a program/game on Cassette tape or disk. The most popular way of using POKES is to CHEAT on the game to either skip levels, become God, etc. Yes, us Commodore 64/128 people could have been programming gurus if we kept it up, but the consoles came to our lives. :)

[morox1]

great

[siskavard]

What language is this? So exotic!

[lawliet0666]

how much would one of these cost now? i rly want one along with a sega megadrive

[mikkdc]

W

T

F

!!!

HEAD FUCKED!

LOL

[silascoutinho7]

usando um emulador?babou.

[CatKnight1]

Epic fail. 

[gollumondrugs]

Paul, that was funny as f*ck mate! ROFL!

[digitthecatx19]

dude its called LOAD"*",8,1 then return. thats all you really need to know

[michpietra]

POKE 1,PEEK(1) AND 251:REM disable PCR

[pablof59]

10 CALL "1:800 LEARN TO TYPE"

20 PAY "$"

30 ATTEND CLASSES

40 RECORD THIS VIDEO AGAIN

50 END

[semco72057]

Basic was the easiest language to learn, but there were so many different versions for each brand of computer. IBM PC and Apple's was the favorite though.

[Greymerk]

don't listen to them paul, this is great. i learned a new word! "directoring [a disk]" and i use it all the time :)

[Washu1973]

Type

SYS 64738

to unlock hidden powers in your c64 programs

[DatafoxStudios]

@Washu1973 Haha, I might be the only person who understands that :DD

[Drachenreiterklaus]

As a 28 years using a c64, i must say: This is not funny, i can't smile or laugh. For me it is a bad lesson in basic, but this is not complete.

Type at the end of your programm this:

140 POKE 56323,255

Now it's finish!

[draztekk]

i never get English humour

[carpii]

@draztekk I wouldn't worry about it. Im English. This is definitely not humour :(

[cebudave]

Are you the voice of the moon on the mighty boosh?

[xrd1Hal9000]

dick

[indigofilmjesper]

commodoreusa net/CUSA_Store.aspx

[Gwayne774]

Talent & INC. says F this DCS would too. Commodore, not an emulator. Hard core Commodore! New ones being made.

[NeilRoy65]

A lot of other computers at that time had functions that allowed you to place the cursor at a specific location on the screen. The C64 had no such BASIC command, but it does have a built in function to do this. TO use it:

POKE 211,X : POKE 214, Y : SYS 58732

...that will place the cursor at the appropriate X/Y location on screen (rather than using multiple cursor key movements).

[NeilRoy65]

To clear the screen:  ? "SHIFT+HOME" (on emulator anyhow)

[NeilRoy65]

For a BASIC program saved to disk, a simple LOAD "*",8 would due.  LOAD "*",8,1 is generally used for machine language programs that load into a specific area of memory, some automatically run, others load into memory and leave a simple basic program you run that calls the machine language code (with a SYS command).

[NeilRoy65]

You could also tell it to clear the screen first with a single key press inside a print quote. Other shortcuts were things like rather that typing "list" you could type "L" then SHIFT+"I" to list. or like POKE< the first two letters only, P+SHIFT O. You could press two keys to shift to a lowercase/upper case mode that would show the name of the floppy disk you have in rather than graphic characters as well.

I miss that computer, used it for many many years. ;)

[NeilRoy65]

You realize instead of typing out "PRINT" each time you could have simply put "?" in there and the computer would replace it with "PRINT" the next time you listed it. ;) There were many shortcuts that could be used.

[isaacthewarrior2]

ask it which computer it likes best!

[FlippDurch]

Disc or Disk Drive? It was a Floppy!

[geebee123]

using the word "fail" ?

fucking wingnut!

[denderfurger]

using a emulator? Fail!

[TommyDDoom]

@denderfurger because he dont have commodore -.-

[djdavedoc]

@denderfurger Not really as I had one back in the day and mine doesnt work anymore so I have to use Emulators now.

[denderfurger]

@djdavedoc

ah i know the feeling lucky none of my Commodores is broken

[djdavedoc]

@denderfurger You know the feeling.. NONE of your C64's are broken? Sarcasm at its worst?

[denderfurger]

@djdavedoc lol

nah i got a broken 2 broken Atari ST and 1 amstrad 128

[MeeMoRoN]

Useless info: The disk is labeled "BLANK" instead of "blank"

[kingryan3000]

how is this funny?

[TheLordKROK]

I have 2 Commodore-s 64 with a full parts, joysticks, diskttes, cassete, cartradge and printer

[EvilHorrordude]

Don't use an Emulator. That's crap! Buy a real C64 and be happy with it :)

I love my one!



[Techspert]

THis jerkoff can't type!

[plu5h]

@Techspert

and he said DOLLAR, it is a "string" .. load "$",8 --- or did you ever load dollars into memory lol

[tazrockslikecool456]

asshole

[Ugotsta]

Lol, Peeks and Pokes. Brings back memories.

[Werdna3791]

I know how to do this in C++ :D is very fun.

[jci10]

@Werdna3791 and it only took 84,000 lines of C++ code... BTW I'm serious...

[Danni45A]

I have 2 Commodore-s 64 with a full parts, joysticks, diskttes, cassete and another <3

[aaron75fy]

mine was a tape system, was quite good for a while

[duckgeezer]

My mint condition, fully working Amiga 4000 040 will be appearing on eBay in the next few days. Complete with SVGA monitor, keyboard, mouse, joystick, and loads of software. Happy bidding.

[Prgach]

i remember the time whan i get commodore 64 for cristmas it cost 600dem and flopy 300 like today some good computer and all neighbourds come to me and we fuckd 2 joystick in 2 days :) and i alsou remember the bad days whan i write the program for a game almoust all day and than electricity is gone and i lost ewerything :P but for that times it was super computer like today u buy quad core good mother board and 4gigddr3 :)

[GOOB3000]

@barwis1911 no problem babes. :D I did get you wrong (you're cool), and I apologize.

[jjovereats]

@RetroShinigami You can make a C64 screen change colour. You can make a Windows 3.1/9x/ME BSOD change color, but not an NT one.

[jjovereats]

Funny at de end! He's 'Stralian!

[Hordiyevych]

I think that the very old computers are where we get all thar crappy CBS stuff from..

[AnalogRocks]

This video needs subtitles in English ;)

[GOOB3000]

@barwis1911 "Every" Kid? You lack logic, man! And the C64 generation wouldn't be possible without the early Altair and IBM generation and all the others inbetween and before. :/

[GOOB3000]

You made me piss myself at the end when you said "GOODBYE". lolzzz xD

[funnycatsification]

this computer was the start of gaming, games on cassettes.

[vistadecosta]

$ isnt called dollar, its 'string' meaning a variable value like the asterix or questionmark what relates to any character or sting of characters.

Its because of C64 basic os i cant work with Visual Basics now, still mixing those up

[HellYeahhhhhh]

Your typing really sux.

C64 rules anyway.

[ihavestage4coolness]

oops

[ihavestage4coolness]

run

[ihavestage4coolness]

5 the 1980"s

10 goto5

[jjovereats]

Funny bit is at the end you flipping non-CPC646 user.

[Costa2000]

@barwis1911

You are so right!

The 80s... best time of my life.

[blockpower]

thick brummy twat!!

[mariohuettich]

No PC in the world can give you the C64 feeling!

[DelfinoDelphis]

Every kid was jealous of my disk driver on C64 :D

[Gold171]

programming on the c64 its genious

[eltonjam]

ZX Spectrum 48K was my first time. Dont worry It was gentle!

[michaelboett173]

emulator damn.nnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ !

[MatheusMK3]

If wasn't atari 2600, crysis wouldn't exist as we know today.

[harleykman]

Atari 800, Commodore 64, and Commodore Amiga

.

Only computers I ever loved. The Macs and PCs I owned were just appliances in comparison

.

[milesscunthorpe]

sys64738 :)

[tmxd81]

@milesscunthorpe

poke 53280,0

poke 53281,0

poke 646,7

[anthonycolussi]

Very Odd



[EgoShredder]

Love the sleepy or drunken Brummie (person from the Midlands in the UK, i.e. Birmingham) accent! Nice to see the Commodore 64 stuff in action though.

[l4vey]

is that guy retarded ? i cant understand a word he says

[chesworth1982]

i still have my c-64 in the loft haha may dig it out see if it still works

[jackedup447]

@barwis1911 i am one of those kids, and i am currently searching for a perfetct condition c64

[MisterShuckle]

@barwis1911 I love the C64, it was my first computer, It's what got me into computers, but what I don't like is when people like you berate everyone else and act like you're in the right just because you were first. Also, it's not Gameboy anymore, it's DS. And the C64 and DS have about as much in common as the IBM 8088 and the PS3. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE the Commodore, It's such an interesting and unique system. I'm just setting things straight.

[a217andy]

i feel sleepy

[smtc5b]

LOL dude I'm way ahead of you I do ASM 6502 just as easy as you do BASIC. BASIC is so ........old fashioned...... I remember I use to program complex apps in asm was the good old days of debugging asm, I so bloody miss it...........



[TRANSAM19777]

My 1st ever computer, only ever used it for games, the tape deck, my god it was so slow but so cool at the time, you could have dinner and come back and it would still be loading the game, and winding the tape forward never helped :( dam i feel so old and im only 22

[EgoShredder]

@TRANSAM19777

How the hell is 22 old? I'm nearly 39 and many people think I am your age, i.e. they ask what I am doing at Uni' or that 'Oh you won't remember that'......errr yes I do!

[themooddisorders]

boring, sorry :)

[ShadyMan01]

Sweet, I still have a c64. btw were you the voice behind Henry's Cat?

[Ambrew11]

The c64 was the first games machine i ever had. I was 6 years old at the time and i remember writing in commands like that to get the games started. I think i broke the thing since i was so young... i wish i had given it some more care and respect that it deserved.

[mbe102]

This is pretty cool man, and much thanks for doing this, but... your accent is just... WOW...

[Soopytwist]

Barry? Is that you?

[meshuggahnin]

funniest tut ever... sweet japanese speaker...

[Par5Birdie]

These were the days when America and slightly Japan were the only leaders in technology. Nowadays there's more competition because everyone have learned to uses technology invented in the US to create their own products.

[1Heretic]

I had cassettes on my C64 and it took about 15 minutes or more to load the game

[SOKOLEK]

It is drunk Aussie tutorial. I merely understand that Auslish language!!!

[LinuxFreax]

LOL THE MAN!!!!! 6:46 onwards

[toaobeserk]

His accent sounds like my home city (Birmingham), in the Midlands, England.

[Dazzacopley]

In England cities have their own accents?!

[J1337H4X0R]

@Dazzacopley Not only do many English cities have their own accents, they even have their own dialects. I think though because of the Internet a lot of this sort of thing will start to die out... well at least we'll be able to understand each other then! And yeah the guy in this vid sounds like a Brummie accent, the most retarded accent of Britain many reckon.

[Compgenius999]

@Dazzacopley Yeah, if you move from the south of england to the north, you wouldn't understand a single word

[SinglCuteGuy]

I remember the soft-boot command: SYS64738 - useful when you messed everything up lol

[Guuster00]

@SinglCuteGuy damn I didnt know that back then :/ after a wile I had an (red) extension cartridge where I could reset it.

[97channel]

@Guuster00 Action Replay?

[fenriz218]

Richtig ... aber so merkt man, dass man alt wird:

"Ihr Kids wisst ja nicht wie das war, als wir unsere Spiele noch auf Datasetten laden mussten! Euch geht es mit euren Plae-staetions heute viel zu gut! Seinerzeit, da ..."

:)

[fenriz218]

C64? Hah, bunch of loosers ...

I'm was working with high-tech! I had a 128D!!!!! And a 1541-II floppy drive - not just some tapes ... shit, wonder if that stuff is internet compatible ...?

And let it be said - 20 years down the road - AMIGA++ SUCKS!!!! YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF SNOBS WITHOUT GAMES!!!

By the way, the kid talking in the background - it sound vaguely familiar to English ...

[RixxzIV]

It's called British.

[fenriz218]

Aha ...

Funny. My teacher got it all wrong! We learned English instead of British in school.

... and you talk ... Scandinavian?

[RixxzIV]

I meant his accent. His accent's British.

[WinstonSmith6079]

@fenriz218 Heh, sounds like you got a late start there, newbie :) hehehehe

[hellbilly34a]

Is that Ringo Starr talking?

[daison2002]

What enter key?

[burri123]

son, are you on drugs?

[pcxt21]

@burri123 I believe it's merely a thick British accent...

[corgan59]

mais il est en train d expliquer comment lancer une application sur C64? Et il apel sa un "tutorial Funny"... MAIS MAIS je reve, i dream

[Ilesbox]

Minullakin on vielä tallessa Commodore 64 ja paljon pelejä. I have Commodore 64 and lots of games. Ile from Finland

[TheGlitchmaster2000]

@Ilesbox You still have a Commodore 64? Get a iMac, or a PC, or a Linux laptop!

[fenriz218]

You're saying he's surfing the internet on a C64? Man, he's gotta live far north ...

[MooCJStudios]

I just bought a C64C and I really needed this! Thanks!

[marybob321]

Y did u wast ur money

[tmxd81]

@marybob321

Why haven't you learned to spell?

[Ilesbox]

How match did you pay for it? Cheap or expensive?

[MooCJStudios]

I got a really good deal; I got a monitor, 2 disk drives, a bunch of floppies, a Datassette, a printer, and the C64. All for just $90.

[badboybutt1]

what was that about

[cathycva]

Love your tutorial! I saved it to my favorites.

[almann1117]

if you die and go to heaven, you'll see

A: A bunch of old bags

B: Elvis

C: The commodore 64

D: Windows XP

E: My old windows 98 computer

[micajoeh]

lol

[RealyFakeProducions]

In hell you see a mac xD

[fenriz218]

Humping an Atari xD

[car38337499]

@almann1117 why would you say windows XP i love that windows im using for everything i do :D and i mean everything

[themooddisorders]

@almann1117 F: (POKE 53280, 0) it black

[WinstonSmith6079]

@themooddisorders "I see a Red screen and I want to POKE it Black!..." :/ :D hehe

[nickalexrock]

@almann1117 and mac os9

[mirabilis]

@almann1117 I choose C.

[thepkey]

@almann1117 And if i go to hell?

[pulrh]

I remember when I first got my C64, in 1985. My parents were expecting it to use it for educational purposes (the fools!) so I decided to copy a program from the manual to keep them happy.

The program was supposed to replicate the sound of a gunshot. It took bloody ages to type up then, when it run, it made a brief 'phpt' sound. My mum wasn't best pleased.

[daniel1982]

But did it educate? Are you a coder today?

[roshirina]

OMG I think I did the same thing...with the same result

[fenriz218]

Yes, oh, yes ...

"You're gonna use this machine for educational purposes, son?" - Sure, who'd want anything else!

"To do your homework?"- Definitly!

"Write Essays?" - what else!

"Gonna spend your days playing on this thing?" - hell, no - not in a 1000 years!

[WinstonSmith6079]

@pulrh Hehehe I typed in that program! hehe LOL I also did the one that made the hot-air balloon with the Commodore logo on it hehe

I got some graph-paper and figured the numbers to change the sprite into a happy face with a big, drooling tongue. It worked! I was so happy! WOOOOO YEAH LOLOLOLOLOL! :D

[LCRUSHABLENET]

These Commodores, those Commodores.

Where are they found in my heaven!?

The Crusha-Commodore should be producted in my heaven!? Why it isn't!?

[xIAMDAVEx]

ya know for a shortcut instead of typing "load" you can just go "L(shift o) so "LO" and it works, same with List, you go L(shift i) like "LI" and it works too.

o the memories.

I remember you do "$",8 for the list on the main screen, or "*",8,1 to straight boot the program, sometimes goes to a more advanced list.

i got over 300 games on disks here! got like 10 games per disk!

[EminoMeneko]

I used ? as a shortcut for load.

[Herbarius]

let me guess and when you loaded something it gave you the filename and also an 8 for some reason...

but somehow the programs would never work?

[WinstonSmith6079]

@EminoMeneko Hm? But "?" was an abbreviation ("shortcut") for PRINT.

[DJGahann]

No, no, no. Directory is fetched by [F7]. Final Cartridge ftw :-)

[darinsinil]

First computer I used. OMG! Almost forgot. I was in the 7th grade. I first learned hacking then. Oh the memories.

[yasswah]

Wow guys! You still remember the commands! :)

[skidmark77]

load"*",8,1

[supermaletperson]

10 Print "You got a seizure!"

20 Poke 53280,1

30 Poke 53280,6

40 Poke 53280,16

50 Goto 10

[HalfEatenDimSim]

50 Goto 20

[cobrachoppergirl]

Your first surprise when getting your new C64 out of the box...  64K of RAM... woohoo! 38911 bytes free... WTF !@#$%^& I've been bamboozled! Its all hidden underneath ROM...

[WinstonSmith6079]

@cobrachoppergirl Hehehe yeah, the 38,911 BASIC bytes free was for the BASIC on the surface (leaving room for the BASIC Interpreter beneath). In order to use the whole 64KB, you'd have to program in 6502 ML (Machine Language)...or was it 6510 ML...? I can't remember hehehehe

[loafdapesholmes]

10 print "PAUL IS A NUTJOB AND I LIKE HIS CLAPPING SFX HE DOES SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WHAT A CUNT"

20 GOTO HELL

RUN OFF SCREAMING

[vivi1682]

what is the emulator you are using in this video?

[Alextelomena]

Win vice...

[zztopis]

Question

When i was a little kid my older siblings had one

and whenever i typed on it the font was always changing color what was up with that ?

this was back when they use to air new episodes

of In Living Color so it was way back in the 90s.

[denplaza]

1 star for the foul language in the video. you shouldn't call you viewers d1ckheads

[wotdoesitmatter]

10 a=int(rnd(1)*50)

20 input "how old are you";b

30 print "really? You actually look ";a+b;

40 print "you boring bugger"

[7c3c72602f7054696b]

That's an interesting one! I had to type it in.

[wotdoesitmatter]

lol - did it work? I had a c64 in the olden days!

[7c3c72602f7054696b]

Yep! I also tried it on a Apple IIc. Worked on that too!

[DusteDdekay]

Yay, 664 blocks free :) Btw.. Your header was written in lowercase, that's why it's garbage when you list it, if you change the C64 to lowercase mode, it will show up correctly.

[BetaFett]

Aaah, memories of buying 'computer and videogames magazine' every month and typing in thousands of lines of codes that would happily keep me occupied for days only to have some silly shaped sprite bounce around the screen, or the dreaded "Syntax error" message. Grrr!

10 Print "Commadores Rocked!";

20 goto 10

run.

ahh, the olden days... ;-)

[eagleeyez128]

I had to favorite this just for the memories it brought back! WoW! I'll never forget my c-64 or c-128!!

damn, what fun! pain in the ass to type any program, Especially when i got the friggin syntax error!! I hate syntax errors!! Thanks 4 the trip down memory lane!

[sockcutter]

NEWb

[curiosus1955]

Amo la commodore 64 , fue mi 2da computadora y todavia la tengo , gracias

[mrmartinmartin]

Brummies, we rule!

[AZthehedgehog]

Haha, we sure do...

[Canysha]

5:04

ohh i made a mistaiik :D

[P5BDeluxeWiFi]

Its not always ,8

Like if you have more than 1 floppy drive...

Being picky ,I know. ;-)

[eagleeyez128]

I always remember I HAD to type LOAD "*" (or whatever) then ,8,1....dont remember why i typed the 1!!