FT Sam Drill Sergeant

[gassyass2006]

i never reply to you yoube stuff bud,..but thats the funniest shit i seen in a long time,..i think you hava career there in the making,..best wishes,..Gary..cork city,..Irelamd

[lilvamp96]

Oh that really made my day lol

[joejo1218719]

Looking forward to this

[kellark12]

Just graduated Delta 232 class 17-11

hooah

[KowItAll26]

He swears too much :)

[doggonemess1]

Private totally looks like Freddie Prinze Jr.

[auntiepicklebottom]

Yall have on hairy ass chest.

[Mglekgolo]

Turn on captions

wat

[smsradar]

Is he ever gonna drink from that bottle?

[Axion3812]

@smsradar he's using it as a spitter... not trolling or anything just making sure you know haha

[Commentator5677]

Lol im in delta 232 right now who was yalls pt sgts?

[kodyman20]

i scored a 65 on my asvab was going to go into the marines last year but was unable to get a wavier for my knee surgery i fucked it up in a dirtbike wreck i 2 and a halfed a 90 foot triple

[bujibi]

I guess it didn't matter whether he voted for Obama or not.

[littlelizboo]

this made my night.

[Rlawton93]

haha the drill sgt is packing a mean lip haha



[puppy5131]

i love this!!

[monsterdogg11]

this is the best video ever!

[AllieCT27]

I could not stop laughing at this lol .... i hope when i get to the barracks girls are just as funny lol

[XPantera17X]

are you gonna vote for barack hussain obama?! NO SIR!!

[faithfullstill]

Thats gay but funny :)

[TITANKILLER335]

@faithfullstill Gay in WHAT way? oO`

[surfboardhacker]

ROFL!!!

ROFL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[rcrocker02]

"am i drill sgt? NO YOUR NOT GODDAMN IT!!!" HAHAHA priceless

[DeadlySilence13]

The dude yelling is pretty Hot. lol

[TheChunkyKong]

The Army sucks dick!!! USMC ALL DAY!

[Axion3812]

@TheChunkyKong once your in you'll mature and realize its all a brotherhood. if you are in now, you have some growing to do

[TheChunkyKong]

@Axion3812 I am in the Marines...

[Axion3812]

@TheChunkyKong then use the fucking discipline they taught you, and I know the Marines will have instilled it hard, and have some respect for your fellow military men and women.. ffs man

[Axion3812]

@TheChunkyKong unless you were just joking around.. and in that case i owe you an apology. i thought you were a civilian talking shit

[TheChunkyKong]

@Axion3812 I should be the one to apologize. Although i "Don't Like" the army... I should keep my comments to my self.

[Axion3812]

@TheChunkyKong meh. i get defensive. im a civilian, but im in the process of joining.. struggled a long time between USMC and Army. Ill always have undying respect for the USMC, because.. their fucking Marines. Modern Day Spartans, but I just think Army is where its at for me

[TheChunkyKong]

@Axion3812 What ever is best for you. The Marines is more of a challenge the boot camp is harder and longer you'll be better trained. The army is just about the size they don't really care how trained you are. all that matters to them is how many there are. But what ever is best for you Marines or Army good luck.

[gmcantu33]

Lol we would do that lol

[TheMike5517]

This is fricking awsume lol :)

[GonzaiiSLC]

That's way too good

[dikomepikin]

Long live D/232! Ride on Combat Medics!

[flowers45621]

Imagine if a real drill sergeant came in while this was happening.

[PokeGrape]

is he a real DS? or is he just screwin around?

[natedog2004]

who is the dude with the dog tags who is acting like a drill Sargent ?!?!?!?!

[smildonfatalis1]

Haha you sound like Lutz from Band of Brothers!

xD 

[mathsk8er1]

HAHA

[natedog2004]

please please please do another one! this is wayyyyyyyyyyyy too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[NerooftheShadows]

Hahaha this video never gets old

[TheComputerMaster]

this happens in my city of San Antonio WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS SO I CAN GET A FAKE YELLED AT LOL!!!!!!!

[lonleyville]

this is jclc recovery for me

[armybarbiiedoll]

omfg ii love iit

[thebork1001]

how can you not like this this is funny as hell

[minimattau]

packin chomps

[Neverquit1488]

Bahahaha I have a tissue for your issue private.



[Mglekgolo]

Are these 68 whiskies?

[Enlisted3435]

"God damn you, private..."

Beautiful.

[amerikano]

Too funny... too funny.

[TheEaglesfan123]

Hahahahaha he said fuck like a million times lol funny vid

[flowers45621]

This video never gets old.

[goarmysinknavy]

I love this

[pfcmad80]

I was in the army back in 2004 at ft sam houston as a 91w and this was fucking awesome!

[bigbear0822]

tha's a epic win on so many level's

[AccurateEstimateftw]

hahah man you guys fucking funny as hell

Combat Engineer Ft.Leonardwood

we had a drill sergeant like that lmao

[dogz896]

Hella funny :D

[x0brutalelegance]

they're cute

[inande]

ECHO 15-07!!!!

[thelema3131]

This is awesome.

[cutblock70]

This is awsome lol. I laughed for an easy fuckin 20 min haha. Good video guys

[Enedina69]

that's fag it shit!!!!

[casualthug07]

is this a real DS or just a private fuckin around

[AccurateEstimateftw]

@casualthug07 that's a private fucking around lmao

[HEAVYMETAL370]

PRIVATE YOU HIT TIM MGRAW IN THE BALLS WITH YOUR DOGTAGS?

SIR YES SIR

WHAT, YOU WANT THE SMELL OF HIS BALLS ON YOUR DOGTAGS

SIR.........

ANSWER ME PRIVATE

SIR MAYBE SIR

-_- WE GOT A BIG PROBLEM PRIVATE, YOU ARE WORTHELSS, CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN YOUR RIFLE AND A GUN

SIR YES SIR I SAW THT IN FULL METAL JACKET SIR

WHO CARES ABOUT THAT , THIS IS NOT A MOVIE THIS IS A YOUTUBE COMMENT AND NOW U JUST ADMITTED YOUR GAY PRIVATE

SIR I JUST CRAPED MY PANTS SIR

[medickorea1973]

Hey....I was a 91B, Infantry. I was with the grunts on long range patrol. all of us carried weapons and fired them. Maybe it is different now

[medickorea1973]

Hey....You guys are funny. I was in Fort Sam in 1972...I ended up in Southeast Asia as a 91B.... Nice job. Be safe out there and, thank you for your service.......

[ajlee35]

rofl, omg, this is so goddam funny!!!!!! i was in 232 back in 97, DELTA medics! and the only time you saw drills and students unite against an interloper who sounded JUST like this guy. maybe he's still there. rock on delta company

[SgtGShepherd]

I was in this company! 2nd platoon, Geronimos with Sgt Clarno, what are the odd's I'd find this video.

[GradyRho92]

who was your platoon sergent

[SwoljaMedic]

@GradyRho92 SSG Martinez

[youyoujim1]

hahahya 

[mustangspirit59]

Just as a general comment to everyone: this is filmed at Fort Sam Houston at 68w AIT. Stimpson (who is acting as Drill SGT) is in the army still. He is currently going through ROTC and is a cadet! I think he shoulda become NCO to be a DS but he is going commission instead. This movie is my favorite army video because everyone going through training has a DS like this.

[EnsignN7]

Would you apply to be an actual Drill Seargant if you were given the opportunity?

[SwoljaMedic]

@EnsignN7 I f I could I would in a heartbeat

[Pacmak11]

@SwoljaMedic Same here!

[PhantomPhart]

What company is this? I was in Echo in '06.

This is JUST like my SDS in basic, even down to the accent. Creepy.

[Museable24]

love watching military videos like this. keep up the good work and GOD BLESS!

[packerbacker16]

LMFAO, It's like my 1sg impression during basic.

[NesperJ]

you know how i know these are POG's they have a video camera at basic traning, that crap doesnt fly at any real basic training like infantry OSUT

[SwoljaMedic]

@NesperJ I'm gunna guess that you are a fresh 11B right outta Sand Hill. This was Filmed at Fort Sam Houston in Texas during cycle 14-08 68W AIT. Everyone there had already been through 10 weeks of Basic training and were in the middle of an additional 16 weeks of learning how to put people back together.

[CSweeton08]

Served!!!!

[skrevan19]

@SwoljaMedic well said soldier medic

[lobeking]

@NesperJ dont call the whiskeys POG's ill bet any day of the week im better at your job than u are.

[lightemup]

@NesperJ Dumbass privates like you will learn to respect these "pogs" as soon as you step into combat and start taking casualties. Before you say anything else, former 11B and E-6 here.

[studpuppy69]

@NesperJ Being egotistical and thinking your better than anyone else doesn't fly to well, not a good way to make friends. Remember that. Tell that to a "POG medic" when your shot and bleeding heavily. Come on, real basic training? You are part of a TEAM, there is no I, it is WE. We all train, we are all part of a team. You lack Loyalty, duty, respect and selfless service. To back and re-read the Army values. With a poor attitude like that, you need be back handed into next week. It's disgusting.

[plasticine86]

@NesperJ POG? Are you angry because you didn't have a high enough GT score to pick something other than 11b or cook, or whatever the fuck your stupid ass is? Try 5 months in AIT (medic AIT) then bitch about not having a camera.

[NesperJ]

@plasticine86 actually i had like a 124

[RobToLP]

@NesperJ Dude. You know that medics are out in the shit with us right? Every patrol, out on the COP, away from the FOB, in shitholes with no running water, no hot chow, they're there with us. Give them more respect than that.

[eddieisfiction]

@NesperJ its not basic training, its AIT at fort sam houston, 232nd is the combat medic battalion. Its fairly relaxed starting in the 2nd month or so, because its a hell of alot longer than the few extra weeks you get at OSUT at ft benning.

[siscabff]

how can you not fucking know if you were fucked by a guy and conceived a child?! hahahahahahahaha this is fucking hilarious!!!!

[paetsch38]

I was in Delta and this video is great.

[Champ675]

If this kid was in the army, he'd get promoted to drill instructor right off the bat!!!

[DragonHatchet]

Rofll

[xalyna808]

this is sooo funny an they are hot too.

[ben127gg]

@xalyna808 oh yeah medics are reall hot :p nottt!!

[tapelegs]

AND UNCLE SAM WILL FIND IN IN HIS GRAAAAACE, AMOUNGST ALL ELSE, TO PUT YOU IN CHARGE OF INDIVIDUALS. LIKE YOURSELF. DUMB AS SHIT.

[MissHannahJanel]

Hilarious, and sexy guys lol

[pvcyoung]

love the drawls

[vivamexico760]

What if the real DS walken in on this?

[Armene2007]

@vivamexico760 funny thing is, i'm talkin to the real DS they're talkin' bout...he thinks its funny as shit haha

[relhcse]

That is fucking hilarious!

[tomcatpilot92]

whats this guys paygrade the one in the glasses and helmet

[SwoljaMedic]

@tomcatpilot92 I was an E3 at the time of the video E5 now

[Yvainegrey]

@SwoljaMedic Haha, We were warned about you 232 guys down at 1-8-heaven, lol Miss AIT good times.

Grats on your 5 Sgt.

[CollateralDmage]

i has a "profile"

[xXLarz122Xx]

8 people have no sense of humor

[lawnman95]

@xXLarz122Xx Now 10 people don't have a sense of humor lol.

[bigdikjohnson]

This is awesome, i will be headin to fort sam houston for combat medic. Did they give anyone in the ACASP program shit for not being in the program earlier? Thats the program i got put into since i already have my emt national cert.

[SwoljaMedic]

@bigdikjohnson Nah not really but we didn't have any in my platoon so I cant say for sure...

[nate3722]

Who is the DS Stimpson? My last name is Stimpson and i was wondering if we were related?

[EzE3000]

Flippin Hilarious

[wingchunjourney]

Oh, man, this is great! Fort Sam was a lot of fun when I was there for AIT back in 2002.

[sanoe2lake]

Haha Ft Sam was fun, I was one of the few Marines on the base when I was in the Recon pipeline. Good times.

[bjignash]

oh my god is that pedro zamora i see laughing hysterically at the end of this video?

[superelite68]

so when is the next skit video going to be released solider doc?

[UPSD70M]

sick call rangers... lol

I have a profile!

hahaha

gotta love the Army!

[danimfg]

WOW!! I miss AIT!! Hahaha this guy is hilarious i dont know how he stayed so serious!

[FSTFAZ]

HAHA, the mother comment was AWESOME!

[ComBaTxMeDiCxBaRbiE]

i miss yall so muchhhhh. we need to redo class 14-08 = ) u always made my day stimpson

[tommyboy201044]

it is funny i love ot

[iamjasperhearmycry]

really funny and it reminded me of a bunch of people in my jr. battlon

[yukon2450]

Hey man, great job boosting morrale! I laughed my ass off at this video! I'm in the navy but know how rough things can get. Just a chokin' and jokin' does wonders!!! Good on ya!!!!

[greenberetdevildog]

lol funny ass vid i remember when i swalled a shitload of dip from a navy corpsman canteen . i been with out dip for at least 2 months so took another swallow

[theKrystalcharm]

ohhhhhh shhhhh******* that was the real DS in the back of the room. How long had b=he been standing there watching??? Looks like he was laughing too hard to want to do anything.

[lordazn]

@theKrystalcharm when? I didn't see one

[theKrystalcharm]

@lordazn mmm maybe i was wrong but i thought that was one standing in the back.

[theKrystalcharm]

God this guy cracks me up!!! I would totally hang out with this guy just to have this happen!

[SUPxSARAHH]

hahahahha love it

[jp210tkd]

lmao reminds me of ds white.

[johnnyreb455]

wat ft sam is this i know like 5 different

[SwoljaMedic]

@johnnyreb455 Ft Sam Houston, TX home of damn near all Medical training the Army has

[akilla214u2c]

@SwoljaMedic The best place to be, Sam was instrumental in my medical advancements when I attended in '94. Love that place, had to some good times.

[xmobster5]

haha

[Cranberryy11]

was this sripted or improved? this is hilarious!!! 

[ResidentEvilca941]

@Cranberryy11 Nothing in the army ever seems to be scripted to be honest

[Cranberryy11]

@ResidentEvilca941 ok, then that just makes this video amazing!

[TheSurfaceZero]

so much sexy o_O

[Sxnscandral]

lol funny as hell

[RedsNMaduroMan]

lol

[aztectigers09]

lol thats amazing :)

[lindseydenoma2012]

you gotta love the army

[NicholasReems]

Fuckin funniest! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Good job!

[bluelionpilot]

you guys are hot

[TheBostonsfinest]

this video is soo fuckin funnie!! just like delta 232!! an the ds in this is soo sexxi!! :)

[TheBostonsfinest]

this is soo fuckin funnie.. just like delta 232!! an the ds in this video is sexxi!! :)

[cHIYI1234]

a god is this wut marines do during there spare time?

[IWearMyCapBackwards]

@cHIYI1234 thats the army rangers not the marines lol

[cHIYI1234]

@IWearMyCapBackwards didnt no tht sorry im a canadian soldier

[SUPxSARAHH]

@IWearMyCapBackwards they're not rangers, they're at AIT to become combat medics i believe :)

[wazamiro]

ROTFL

[angelleigh916]

hahaah this was great I was laughing my ass off... my husband is training there right now he comes home in 11 days, and this kinda of stuff makes me laugh I wish I could be fly on the wall during training between the stuff I see here and the things he and his battle buddies say!!! OMG LMAO

[szczepanlfc]

funny shit !

[anthembass15]

freakin hilarious. couldn't stop laughin.

[MsKittyBaby85]

I love this this is so funny.

[MsKittyBaby85]

I love this

[foster21]

lolz

[dstenberg613]

The brown rounds were there when we were all 91 Bravos. Its a sad day if they took drills out of Medic training. Thanks for the great skit. Renews my faith in the Army :)

from a former 1st Cav medic - old school.

[YourNumberOneViewer]

Haha i love how the DS is wearing combat boots with shorts xD.

[2010tnw]

HAHAHAHA!! oh my god, this is fantastic.

i'm leaving this january for basic combat training. hooah!

[2010tnw]

HAHAHAHAHA! this is great!

i'm leaving this january for basic combat training. hooah!

[pam904]

"Uncle Sam will find it in his GRACE amongst all else to put you in charge of individuals...like yourself..DUMB AS SHIT"

LOL

[sammybama]

ilmao...... he said WHAT!!! lol I do not f*ck your mother anymore lol that was great i love the army!!! thank you for all that ya'll do

[midwestechnine]

heh "i have a tissue for your issue private"that rhymes

[superelite68]

you should post more like this, its soooo funny!

[homegirl44]

Delta Co graduated March 07, man this brings back so many memories!

[debenedetto100]

my dad talks like him all the time...

[misspinmeup7865]

i laughed my ass off the whole vid...dippin the whole time.. you dont know if you were ever f**ked by a man and conceived a child... hilarious

[EdMack51]

You sounded just like one of my DS from leonard wood. And were there a lot of females at your A.I.T.?