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  • Wow, this is brilliant writing.

  • Meathead forgot to pay archie half of the $7 for the ballgame...still a freeloader.

  • RIP to Carroll O' Connor -Archie was the best ever character on tv alongside Redd Foxx in Sanford and Son. All in the Family is so loved and missed.

  • Sure Archie owed about 30-40$, but the Commie sissy pinko meathead owes Archie about 50-60 times more than that. How fitting Meathead criticizes Archie over $ when he (Mike) doesn't work.  Still a really great show. Too bad TV today sucks royally.

  • They sure don't write scripts like this anymore!!!! This is the best show ever!

  • I'm not good at math, but I get this. I also love Archie's expressions. This is basically what christmas is like...

  • Transfaction!

  • Were gonna start this whole transaction over.

  • LMFAO....."HOW IS EVERYBODY PAID OFF!!!....."

  • whats the name of this show?

  • @lazyguy348 All in the family.

  • LMAO....THIS IS AS FUNNY AS..ABBOTT AND COSTELLO....WHOS ON FIRST..

  • Who and how could 14 people dislike this!!!

  • Not quite Brilliantly written,,though (almost). Michael AND Archie owed Lionel 7 dollars. Which means $3.50 from Archie, and $3.50 from Michael. But Archie paid the whole seven bucks. Mike still owes Archie 3.50. He was robbed. LOL

  • @FacetsOfTruth

    A liberal stole someone else's money, or a liberal using other people's money. What in the world is new about this? The only type of money that liberals get their fingers on, has always been someone else's money. Whether the name is Mike "meathead" Stivic or Barack "Obummer" HUSSEIN Obama

  • will i be comfused as archie.............yes yes i am

  • Archie and George two of the funniest characters in tv the wrote great tv episodes back then. Better than the crap on the tv lately.

  • hahahaha. funny

  • loooooooooool loooooooooooool loooooooooool loooooooooool priceless!!! wish tv was still this good!!

  • Now dont nobody move! LOL

  • 14 people can't do math.

  • @IBMowner1 ,,,True! But Michael owes Archie 3.50....'Cause Archie paid the whole 7 dollar debt. But it was Archie and Michael who each had a 3.50 debt owed to Lionel. HMMM...LOL Arch got robbed, and he knew it, he just didn't know how. Hehehe

  • Why we exist & the whole universe thing is about as enigmatic as it gets. But why 13 scrotum heads dislike this most brilliant piece of comedy is far more enigmatic. Even God doesn't get it!!!!!!!!

  • Its a little known fact that Meathead went on and was a Key player in writing our current tax code.

  • The meathead ruins everything.

  • he would not be living with me any more.

  • Is Mike supposed to be a liberal? Because I'm a liberal & I don't act like that. He is someone I would have no problem telling "go fuck yourself."

  • @bette1908

    What is so different from this liberal compared to other liberals? He parasite on other people as well as using other people's money. He resembles a regular liberal to me.

  • @Moneycaller35 I believe this is a fictional TV show first of all. And if you think that's what liberal's are about, then it just shows you don't know what a liberal is.

  • respect tha classics..lol

  • 3:26

    LOL

  • what season is this episode from?

    

  • @LadyScorpio39 Season 4 'Pay the Twenty Dollars'

  • archie: HOW IS EVERYBODY PAID OFF!!! I HAD 35$ IN MY HAND NOW IM HOLDING NOTHING!!! XD  lol

  • Mike was a jackass and should have stayed out of it. Case closed.

  • Classic

  • You tell em Archie

  • friggin meat head...he was sucha pest

  • @steev5x5 why? because he pointed out how stupid Archie could be? Yeah I guess if you put your head in the sand and don't like to face up to stuff like that, the people trying to face you up to it might be considered "pests"

  • From a TV era where writers really knew how to write good material..

  • Wait a minute here !!! LMFAO !!

  • will archie and michael reminds me of the demacrats and the republicans they bouth come up with fancy redric and there bouth greedy but as libral as michael is he at least knows how to split the money and archy likes to pockeit money and keep it to him self just like the nio republicans did when bush was in power a real good example of the left right paridime

  • I love Archie, he is so funny

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  • Only an Obama-voting maggot would bum five bucks off his father-in-law to buy pizza then bum five bucks off his wife to pay his father-in-law back. Meathead, get off your lazy ass and get a fucking job, you fucking maggot!!!

  • @dynamic717 Mike was in college for the first few years of AITF. He went to school full-time and Gloria worked. That's what a lot of couples did for each other - nobody's a maggot.

  • @horseangels what do you mean "did". They still do, don't they?

  • @unfortunatebeam Some do and some don't. The economy is very different from what it was back then. More often than not both spouses are working even if one is in school. The cost of living has vastly changed since AITF's days.

  • @horseangels yeah, and isn't it funny that on All in the Family they often complained about the high cost of living back then? ha, they didn't know how good they had it, even tho it wasn't that good because their wages were lower of course, but wages wouldn't keep up with inflation so things just got worse and worse.

  • @unfortunatebeam u r so right about the COL. I'm 55 and I can remember my mother being able to take $40 and fill the back seat of the car with groceries - roasts, hamburger, seafood, etc. too.  Today i'm lucky if $40 fills one bag - and that's no meat, fish, or fres\h produce.

  • @horseangels yeah they complained about that a lot in 70s sitcoms

  • @horseangels

    Shut the fuck up, maggot. Who the fuck asked you anyway? Fuck off.

  • @dynamic717 If you can find something else to say besides "fuck" or "maggot" by all means do so. However, don't waste my time again by displaying your profound stupidity. In fact, just save your efforts because if I see your name I'm going to delete so don't even bother.

  • @horseangels

    Go fuck yourself.

  • @dynamic717 wow congrats there jackass of the day lol. first of all, it was the seventies and no one heard of Obama yet you pointless Obama bashing maggot. and what's so bumming off your wife if she has a job? So do you consider every woman in history who was a homemaker and got her money from her husband a bum too? there's every reason for someone to, if they are lucky enough to have the opportunity, devote all their time and energy to school and not have to worry about work for the time being.

  • @unfortunatebeam As a character, did Mike Stivic ever wash a dish, vacuum a rug, take out the garbage, do laundry, clear a table, clean a toilet, scrub a bathtub, etc.? No, he did not, which was my point. He was a leech who abused his father-in-law's hospitality and used his wife as a bank. His only contribution to the Bunker household was to eat the food provided for him, sleep under the roof provided for him, and shit in the toilet provided for him. Get it now, asshole? Oh, BTW...fuck you.

  • @dynamic717 lol ahhh??? It's a tv show...come the fuck down nutjob

  • @unfortunatebeam

    Read what I said, shithead. I referred to Mike Stivic's behavior AS A CHARACTER on the show, not real life. It fact, the first three words of my previous post informed you of that, asshole. Now, go away and shut the fuck up, you Obama-voting maggot.

  • @unfortunatebeam

    Go fuck yourself, bitch.

  • @dynamic717 the only bigger bitch than your girlfriend/wife and mother is you.

  • @unfortunatebeam

    When your father comes home after sexually arousing himself by parking his car near a playground and watching little children play while manually stimulating himself, do you object to the brutal sodomy he inflicts on you or do you consent to it?

  • 810 people understood great writing, brilliant casting & profound characters equals one of the greatest sitcoms ever created!

  • Wish they made shows like this still...too much garbage makes your brain rot! Thx for posting...great episode!!!

  • BEST SHOW EVER!!!!! HANDS DOWN!

  • @Vanrocco66

    YES !!! (laughing my ass off over here, first time I see this!!!)  BRRRRRILLLIANTTTT !!!!!!!!!

  • Got to Love ARCHIE

  • Archie: HOW IS EVERYBODY PAID OFF!?!?!?! I had $35 just now, and now I have nothing!

    Well let's see you lovable bigot: $10 for the bad bill, $7 for the ticket, $10 for the Repair, and $8 for the cleaning. You didn't pay your bills buddy.

  • isn't this how the wll street bailout went?

  • He was up twenty because he never paid for anything .

  • I had a talk with my Doctor, and he said to me this: We cannot have a show like this made because of all of the shit we are going through today.

  • @iNvictaStudios You had to have a doctor tell you that for you to realize something so simple....?

  • @PIRATESOFTHEC3

    It was more of a conversation, but, I agreed with him that TV Shows today are pussified.

  • Comedy Gold. They don't write scripts like this any longer.

  • @PerceptionModified because most people now have the attention span of a wooden spoon

  • @PerceptionModified I agree, todays TV sucks

  • This is a BRILLIANTLY written episode!!!!!!!!

  • 1:23 Wha?

  • I dont understand that part at the beginning. Why did Archie have to pay George back for the money George found In Archie's pocket? he may have given George a fake 20, but he paid George back for that as well, didnt he?

  • An old vaudville bit. The Dick Van Dyke Show had a similar skit. Probably goes back to ancient Greece or Sumeria or Babylon. As long as there has been money owed to someone.

  • Here's a bit o' terrorism: [Lesley Stahl on U.S. sanctions against Iraq: "We have heard that a half million children have died. I mean, that's more children than died in Hiroshima. And, you know, is the price worth it?"; Secretary of State Madeleine Albright: "I think this is a very hard choice, but the price--we think the price is worth it." — "60 Minutes" (5/12/96)] 

  • "Now don't nobody move!" Funny as hell.

  • There are ways of faking heart-attacks that cause no permanent damage except to your eternal soul. If it's your intention to unduly concern the police then good luck with that. [The late Chalmers Johnson, in the vein of Walter Karp, was a great historian.] Get off that nag and have a tuna sandwich with this woman who has treated you as would someone's mother, you pig you!

  • @SufferInJuly What planet are you from?

  • @rem2267 : What gay rights have been denied you?

  • @SufferInJuly Why does your momma dress you so funny?

  • @rem2267 : Hey, "Oprah" is on in 23 minutes! Hurry!

  • @rem2267 Why?

    

  • this show is priceless!!!

  • Typical Liberal spending to get out of the messes the Conservative got us into to begin with.......

  • This is hilarious!

  • "WAAAYaminute"

  • Brilliant writing

  • This video shows you how both parties work: The speak, they argue, they tell you what to do, they don't listen and people have to pay for their mess.

  • Gloria has a particularly noticeable New Yorkish accent here.

  • @sweiland75 You mean she actually has some acting chops?

  • @BlackDynamiteNYC Chops? I don't know what you mean by that.

  • BlackDynamiteNYC I'm with @sweiland75. I also don't know what you mean. What are chops?  You have now had just about four weeks to reply, and nothing! WTF?

  • @rem2267 I'll give it a try. Chops are experience based credentials. From China, where they have these stamps called chops that affix approvals to documents. An actor having chops would be to say they have delivered enough high quality performances over time to earn their chops.

  • a classic, i said!

  • HOWISEVERYBODYPAIDOFF!!??

  • the best

  • yes i was just as confused as Archy,,poor guy,,payin off eeryone elses debts,,lolol

  • yes i was just as confused as Archy,,poor guy,,payin off eeryone elses debts,,lolol

  • There is a great skit Flip Wilson did with Michael Jackson about math. It's so clever. Like this, your bain wants to explode! lol This is clever. For a couple of bucks Archie is risking a hernia. lol Thanks Shooter for sharing this with us. :)

  • Unfortunately the law is that if Mr. Jefferson accepted the fake $20 (in the same what that Archie accepted it from a bank or some other dude) it is Mr. Jeff's bad luck to recognize that he has the bad money...

  • UGH I got that Archie Bunker

  • I CAN ADD UP MYSELF!

  • Michael still owes Archie $5

  • @mltcd2 No actually he owes the $5 to Gloria now because Gloria took $10 from Archie then gave $5 to Mike, Mike then paid back Archie.... He didnt have it long but he did get paid back.

  • Doesn't George still owe Archie $1.

  • 4:47 is the best moment in this scene.

  • Genius. Utter genius.

  • This is one of the greatest shows ever aired. I refuse to comment on the comments of racism...it's over folks, get over it!! It always easier to blame the next guy...corporate America has a lot of practice in it. In the meantime, the entire government is corrupt in the first place....,capitalism breeds greed, which in turn breeds anger, thus violence.....not a black and white issue anymore.

  • i love this show so much i can't beileive it is still on tv Dayja veiw..... caorrol O Connor was an amazing comedien and he has a great voice too.

  • what episode is this please??

  • @hippie4life1968

    I looked it up. It was called "Pay the Twenty Dollars" and was the 84th episode of the series. It aired in the 4th season, first aired on 3/9/1974.

  • Yes, they spend everyone else's money and take care of everyone else with that money. Those darn liberals.

  • "We're gonna start this whole transfaction over!!" lol

  • I  tried figuring this out on paper, and couldn't keep up!

  • I laughed my ass off over this.....tv will never, ever again be this funny!

  • I heard the guy laughing in the background at 1:46

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  • I wished President Obama never ran for the white house. Its called the " White House" Let it stay white. I see so many people who never cared about politics so involved now and calling my favorite man a socialist and relate everything in life wrong to Mr. Obama. You got it. You can keep your cesspool called Amerikkka. It was built on nothing but theft, slavery and violence in the first place. Now Bush' mistakes are blamed on Obama. Look at the comments.... White people are such hypocrits.

  • Wow - These are real actors. Think about how hard it would be to even rehearse for a scene like this? Even though its simple math.

  • I love how these videos, even decades later, are like a giant superconducting magnet for the the far right wing who, even to this day, don't understand satire and identify with a parody of ignorance.

  • NOW DON'T NOBODY MOVE!! HAHAHA

  • Whew, havn't loled like that in a while. . . lol

  • 4:55 "Now don't nobody move...because we're gonna start this whole TRANSFACTION over!" .......LOL that's priceless!

  • One of greatest show ever on TV right after the honeymooners

  • How did they ever keep straight faces during this skit? lol

  • My back hurts from laughing so hard!!!!!!!!

  • Abbot and Costello would be proud to hear this !

  • @john2johnify And you can check tv "news" to see who are the people who pretend racism is solved...right wing nuts, always want to pretend all is well. Which is why a show like this was created by liberal left wing nuts. Yes the creator Normal Lear is a left wing activist...See a lot of these left wing nuts have enough brains to create a brilliant show like this one...right wing nuts create the Glenn Beck Show and Sean Insanity-racism does not exist and society is against white people.

  • @john2johnify idiot a left wing nut created this show.

  • Stupid nigger loving bleeding heart Mike

  • @68Barracuda11s

    Why you gotta be like that? Its only a show. Why you call black people those names when we have never done anything to you as a white person? Your people enslaved us, segragated us, Jim Crow and all types of stuff? Why do you hate us? what have my people ever done to you but rocked ur babies to sleep and cooked your meals? What more do you want? Your shameful and pathetic history in this country speaks for itself. Thank god i'm rather wealthy so i don't have to ask u for shit.

  • I loved the Jeffersons!!

  • "Now don't nobody move! Cause we're gonna start this whole transfaction over! And we're gonna do it slow!"

  • Stupid Meathead

  • Greatest show in the history of television

  • LOL!

  • Poor Archie. Mike stay out of this!!!

  • Rotflmao

  • @TheSupaFro it may have started before Clinton, but instead of Bush putting regulations where should have, instead he did the total opposite and deregulated it. Now Clinton may not be correct as far as his deregulations, but it was correct for the time to get this country out of debt for the first time in 30 years after Regan put us how far in debt. Bush if not such a moron bent on completing his father's dream in iraq could have stopped it or at least slowed it down.

  • "Meathead College Boy"!!!

  • This is classic and this show was ahead of its time, no doubt.....

  • Archie would be ahead 200.00 if Mike paid rent and talked when it was his place to talk.

  • How can Mike claim that Archie is $40 ahead, when 20 of those dollars belonged to Archie in the first place (the $20 found in his coat pocket) ???

  • @marie4poche because that 20 was fairly and squarely lost by Archie and Jefferson brought it back when he did not have to.

  • Meathead is a typical liberal spending everyone else's money.  I

  • @MikeJames6 Oh yeah, Bush sure as hell added to that surplus that he inherited from Clinton, and got 1/3 of our country back from paying off the debt we owe to China.

    Oh wait, he spent that surplus, caused us to be billions in debt, borrowed so much money from China that they literally financially own 1/3 of the U.S., HELPED cause the economy we are in now, got us in a war that we should have never been in to begin with, and did it all in 8 years. Yup you guys look so much better.

  • @DMalenfant1 Blaming Bush is so 2008.  When is Obama going to take responsiblity for the last two years. Or is he not President ever? Does he get to blame Bush for every mistake he makes? Typical liberal blame everyone else but yourself for the mistakes you made.

  • @MikeJames6 Whether Obama is blaming Bush or not, I don't give a rats arse. I AM BLAMING BUSH, the warnings where on the news for at least 4 years before 2007 came. The housing bubble, inflation, and what is even more rich is that people like you try to say on Jan 3, 2007 when the dems took the house and senate was when economy collapsed (yeah like that could happen in ONE DAY) NO, THINGS LIKE THAT TAKES TIME TO BUILD UP AND HAPPEN, IT ALSO TAKES TIME TO SLOW IT DOWN TO A STOP.

  • @DMalenfant1 CONGRESS created put forth the spending bills. And need I remind you it was a democrat controlled congress in 2007 and 2008. And Obama and his top dems of the current admin voted "yes" to EVERY spending bill that Bush signed. Congress did this, not Bush. Bush and his people did try to do something about Fannie Mae and Freddie, the largely democrat cash-cow, in 2004; They plugged their ears. Google and learn from this: Thomas Sowell: "Don't Blame Bush for the Election Results."

  • @OneslaveofChrist Every spending bill huh? Where were you spending conscious republicans at when Bush was in Office? Oh yes the Democrat Congress, yes they did sign "yes" to most of Bush's crap and what they didn't Bush would veto remember. But I do love how you try to make them look bad for agreeing with you WHEN THEY ARE DOING YOU THE FAVOR. As far as Frannie Mae and Freddie go, yes they had hand in that, but the republicans had their hands in everything else so please spare me.

  • @DMalenfant1 All I am saying is that the democrats have no one to blame for the bills they presented to the President (Bush). The point is true and it is that they presented bills, large spending bills to him, and the WANTED him to sign them. ARE YOU A MORON? (yes) They are as much to blame as anyone and cannot blame the economic problems of this country on someone for the very reason they themselves are guilty of. 

  • @OneslaveofChrist "ARE YOU A MORON? (yes)"

    -yet you stick up for Bush as if he was bright? look in the mirror buddy.

    "Nov 2, 2010 was just the beginning."

    -beginning of what exactly? You think the tea party is any better? Oh yes Christine O'Donnel doesn't look like what the republicans would pick.

    "The Democrats of 30 years ago are almost totally gone. They are now in the Republican party."

    -Then what the hell are you complaining about then? They are doing you a favor and you still complain.

  • @DMalenfant1 The Democrats of 30 years ago are almost totally gone. They are now in the Republican party. The democrat party is so corrupt, immoral, and out of touch with the founding constitutional principles that made our country great and the American people, it's wonder so many voted the current buffoon in office and any of these people. I now understand, based on how you reason, why you voted for him. These traitors will be done away with soon. Nov 2, 2010 was just the beginning.

  • @MikeJames6 Now the thing you really don't seem to understand is that the dems are now the new GOP, and the GOP you support are nothing but a bunch religious wackos who claim to love this country but hate at least 50% of the people who live in it. You think just becaue I place the blame on Bush that some how I am for Obama.

    The thing is why do you hate Obama, he seems to have done everything you stand for, If you compared Obama and Bush on paper they are the same thing.

  • @MikeJames6 Obama has done a hell of a lot more than Bush ever did.

  • @PIRATESOFTHEC3 There will come a day when Obama will be able to stand on his own without hearing someone say "But Bush did"

  • @MikeJames6

    It is good to know that neo-liberals, and neo-CON-artists, like yourself, can be counted on destroying the MY Republic. Don't be a banker's gimp. Mike was doing the right thing, regardless of political ideology.

  • @MikeJames6 Yeah, another grown up little boy who wants to be in control and tell other people that HE has the answer and wants to tell others what to do to fix things. You know, HE is a grown up, and HE can fix this grown up problem. He does not give advice on the money that HE has earned only on what someone ELSE has earned. The typical liberal might have a different tune when it came to their precious money.

  • @MikeJames6 Yeah, another grown up little boy who wants to be in control and tell other people that HE has the answer and wants to tell others what to do to fix things. He does not give advice on the money that HE has earned only on what someone ELSE has earned. The typical liberal might have a different tune when it came to their precious money.

  • @MikeJames6 give a hippy a tree, they'll hug it.

  • @MikeJames6 LOL!! i'm a liberal but that was funny