My Dick (lyrics)

[MrKris662]

My Dick touched your mom your dick was made in gaum!?

[porkchop303407]

My dick Makes pretty Babies, Your dick hasn't been used sense the 80's

[G3TCl34N3D]

My dick makes black guys gasp, your dick makes Asians laugh. :)

[MusicforHmong]

my dick camouflage through brown, yo dick got punch by Chris brown!

[olufade11]

my dick like a bullet train your dick could fit in a mood ring :P

[toughsquirel]

my dick faster than a lamborgini, yo dick wishes it was my weenie XD

[mamaj169000]

@toughsquirel ; Niceee . xD

[joeybones1235]

My dick looks like a big boys your dick, your dads best play toy

[PanchoooV]

my volleyball team blasts this song when we go to away games a show up at the highschool :P

[puresofcorruption]

my dick big like the sea, yo dick where i cant see

[mistersimpl3guy]

My dick, New millennium. Yo dick, A bad idiom

My dick, Down with the crowd, Yo dick, Under a silence vow.

My dick, gets all the women, yo dick, needs a men vitamin

My dick, full of testosterone, yo dick, ain't even fully grown

[isaacMTV12]

this a fuking stupid

[Channingg123]

@isaacMTV12

you can honestly don't like this? ):

thats sad

[Channingg123]

My dick pink and big

Your dick sticks like shit :)

[hdayprod]

My dick: large as china. Yo dick: look like a vagina.

[jujuxxBabii]

@hdayprod hahaha nicee onee

[GraveSonnet]

i love this song soooo much. always wondered who sang the song. made me laugh my ass off in harold and kumar. great stuff!!

[PorkChops148]

That coon is irritating and fail troll :)

[iJadey012]

Harold&Kumar.(x

[TweetyCapone]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG!!!

[sup3rflydr3w]

o i showed this to my oarents and i posted this on facebook

[multixreflex]

hahahah



[luckycharmes101]

I don't think I should show this to my parents. lol ahahahahha

[brandow8]

How could they sing this song without laughing....

[TheNightmare334]

@brandow8 They did this like a thousand times because they were laughing so much .

[Lipgloss2581]

my dick rules the kingdom, your dick smaller than my eardrum

my dick made eminem scream, your dick exists in a dream

my dick like OMG, your dick got an STD

my dick can rock it freestyle, your dick made justin beiber smile

my dick weighs 80 pounds, your dick made lady gaga frown

my dick is so big and handsome, your dick cant get an orgasm

my dick in your mama, your dick killed osama XD

[AGuardianAngel1]

How do u know how big or smal there dick is ?

[DavidHarron1995]

My dick big six incher your dick looks like a ginger

[crazyb1rd1]

my dick is way to super sonic size yo dick look like shit my dick awsome as ass yo look like pussy my dick hot as shit yo dick small as a bird shiitt

[MrStilts33]

your dicks like an m16?? so its a three shot burst.

[mnypwrrspkt]

i cant believe i sat here and listened to this whole song

[Stupideos]

My dick gets overused it has to recharge yo dick makes women shoot out yellow discharge My dick eats pussy like no other Yo dick is still back in your mother My dick put satisfaction in rears Yo dick is attractive to queers My dick last longer than the internet Yo dick is the chew toy for the house pet My dick is so big, it's invalid yo dick is good at tossing mens salad. My dick ripped yo mamas pussy Yo dick was to small for barbies tooshy My dick has pussy on its lap Yo dick hears fap fap

[imanulmallick]

@Stupideos fail

[MrStilts33]

@imanulmallick how was that a fail

[imanulmallick]

@MrStilts33 ...just burn urself alive

[MrStilts33]

@imanulmallick ill look forward to that

[MrStilts33]

@imanulmallick ill look forward to that

[Stupideos]

@imanulmallick Your right, your a fail. Like Your moms T shaped cunt.

[MhmItsAshlynn]

my dick; hot like fever ,

your dick; justin bieber.

[hi232ju]

@MhmItsAshlynn hahaha yo dick justin beiber hahahaha

[shmikey11]

My dick is like a skyscraper your dick like a pencil eraser

[hondre]

My dick has super abs, your dick has dirty crabs

My dick large as a bear, your dick needs to grow some hair

My dick is the answer, your dick getting getting cancer

My dick populates the earth, your dick can only give birth

My dick large as the world, your dick aint the right mould

My dick painted in gold, your dick left in the cold

My dick big and bold, your dick just got sold!

[sk1tzo420]

My dick Kobe beef, yo dick potted meat

My dick a ferrari, yo dick just says im sorry

My dick gets deep throated, yo dick gets demoted

My dick hurricane, yo dick sprinkle of rain

My dick like a twister, yo dick nailed yo sister

My dick sunk Titanic, yo dick no need to panic

[BreezyATNight]

36 people don't have a dick

[Ranwa90210]

my dick blocks out the sun yo dick can only blown by a fan

my straight up stacked yo dick? yo bitch hymen still intact

my breaks through the ceiling yo dick not in slightest appealing

my dick makes lesbians cry yo dick got to be magnified

[TehRevise]

My Dick is like a M16

yo dick smells like fucking chlorine

My Dick is fresher then Mr. Clean

yo dick spreads the H.I.V.

[psycoone100]

my dick smell like vagina

yo dick look like it from china

[mike2mitch]

my dick is bigger than the sun yo dick aint even seen

[batman74017]

My Dick Bigger Then China Ur Dick ... OOO Wait its a VAGINA

[demonbuddah]

your dick got 36 dislikes

[StarrGotBarz]

dis shit funny as hell first heard it on Harold and kumar 2lol

[goe5]

Ma dick goes to vaginas, Yo dick gets laughed by hyenas

[MaddieRousseau]

My Dick as Big as Obama,Yo Dick got Bombed By Osama.

[lilaussie1996]

My dick goes out and teases, Your dick disappointed jesus

[lilaussie1996]

my dick classed as a planet, your dick needs to be abandoned

Thumbs up :)

[BlackaneseTv]

My Dick Is as big as the equator. Yo Dick is smaller then an eraser.

[guitarzombieghgh]

My dick bigger than a bus your dick no need to discuss

my dick your momma wasn't faking your dick looks like a rash of bacon

my dick is completely insane your dick voted for Mccain

my dick made chuck norris go gay your dick aint worth foreplay

my dick can feed a crowded house your dick tiny like a mouse

my dick surrounded by smoke your dick a bad joke

my dick super incredible your dick a bite size edible

my dick not small in the least your dick touched by a priest

[D3M0xgaming]

@guitarzombieghgh sweet

[puresofcorruption]

@guitarzombieghgh sick lmfao



[Beasthunta99]

My Dick, man you should of seen her.

Yo Dick, looks like Justin Bieber

[nickulous]

My dick as long as a bus, Yo dick filled with pus...

[thegreenslap]

what is the wierd squeak at 2:31 ?

[thegreenslap]

what is the wierd squeak at 2:31 @

[legoalex713]

my dick is strong like adrain peterson

your dick is like the cookie monsters

PS.the cookie monster doesnt have a dick

[kodesterspissed]

My dick...is PRO SHIT! Yo dick...makes me SICK!

[abdessamadblack]

my dick is like black choklate

my dick is extra mayou

[cellatzeropoint]

totaly describing mine ... :)))

[LeeGyBoy]

1) Is the song called My Dick or does it Have a different name.

2) who sings this

3) what album is it from

[adub12ify]

my dick u can see from the moon, yo dick looks like a lil proon

[MannyFreshhMusic]

my dick, more mass than the ocean. yo dick is dry, it needs lotion

[ThaYungDanga]

My dick is something hot girls like to eat, yo dick is something men like to beat

[2001spacesal]

i get more head than shampoo

[2001spacesal]

my dick is convential ur dick is demiasional

[toweelovesyou2010]

haha. i sing this all the time. xD

[ThaYungDanga]

My dick is bigger than Niagra falls, Your dick plays with guys balls.

[NOOBSNIPEZ78]

my dick packin up the bitches your dick is only 2 inches

[legoalex713]

@voltag3man dude nice even though its flagged

[Big0WOW0fan]

wtf im a phillipino kid a hols

[5hRo0mZz]

@Big0WOW0fan LMFAOOOOOOOO

[yojorden]

My dick, hasn't slept for a week yo dick, slapped your mom on the cheek. My dick, weighs a whole pound Yo dick, has yet to be found. My dick, always up for a fight Yo dick, always runs, tries to hide. My dick, makes girls sweat and moan Yo dick, watches grannyporn at home. My dick, obtained the purple heart Yo dick, was mistaken for a wart. My dick, got the tiger blood Yo dick, also got tiger-NOT My dick,has many female friends Yo dick, just jizzed in your pants.

[TheGilby456]

@yojorden you do realize that to get a purple heart you get injured right?

[Jugz96LuvBunnyy]

jesus must have a pretty huge dick!!!!!!!

[bobdylansucks123]

this song will never get old. :)

[Mrmeatandfish1]

My dick has the vip yo dick has the hiv xD

[baylay10]

My Dick Is as big as the equator. Yo Dick is smaller then an eraser. My dick is in your mom. Yo dick look like a baby from Vietnam. My Dick is blown all the time. Yo dick as small as a dime. My dick know how to fuck. Yo Dick got some shitty ass luck. (:

[noname304655]

My dick, gets blown everyday, Yo dick, face it people think your gay.

[oliee22huihahau]

my dick is on firee

<3

[caloduty]

my dick 'nuff said

[13chickita]

Lmfao ! it's funny how everyone is talking about how BIG there dick is ! ;P

[mattydog097]

My dick big as a grizzly bear your dick small as a teddy bear...

[deathlock163]

my dick, may look awful

your dick, fucked a blue waffle

[deathlock163]

my dick, may look awful

your dick, fucked a blue waffle

[gondajustice]

My dick, lightsaber jedi master.

yo dick, Han Solo's pistol blaster.

My dick makes black people gasp.

Yo dick makes asian people laugh.

My dick spreads happyness and hope.

Yo dick got touched by the pope.

My dick makes the whole world go round.

Yo dick made your own daddy frown.

[Raisume24]

@gondajustice *my dick makes black people gasp yo dick makes asian people laugh

dude.. that's some funny shit right there!!! XDDDD

[Big0WOW0fan]

@gondajustice



[xXxBloodyAssRapexXx]

@gondajustice ""FUCK'IN A!!!

[JesusFingeredBabies]

@gondajustice wow. u shuld make ur own song. NOT

[mightyminidude]

@gondajustice my dick, is like a gun. yo dick, always runs. my dick,has HD. yo dick, you cant see. my dick, you cant beat it. yo dick, is like a cheez-it. my dick, makes the girls go crazy. yo dick, is always lazy. my dick, is bigger then a tree. yo dick, needs a zoom 3 to see. my dick, sucked daily. yo dick, suffered in Hati. my dick, bigger then china. yo dick, oh wait its a vagina. my dick, bigger then Venus. yo dick, dont pass as a penis. my dick, bigger then yo moms.

[gondajustice]

@mightyminidude my dick is gettin sum tonight. yo dick saw mine an ran in fright

[JazzyToast]

lmfao! your dick look like gary coleman

[WalnutGottaGun]

My dick made of solid gold, yo dick look like a lil chode

My dick can 'fend off a bear, yo dick needs special care

[FO1LER25]

my dick is bigger than ur mom, your dick smaller than ant cum

[xTylerx17]

My Dick Is Like Chuck Norris,Your Dick Is Like Justin Gay Bieber

[SaddlebredLovee]

EW pink dick!?

[TheTallFunnyGirl101]

@SaddlebredLovee Pink dick is fucking sexy!

[xXxWhatsHisFacexXx]

My dick is like heaven your dick smells like devon

[CrAzYxK1LL3R]

My dick Has a halo like jesus, your dick wreaks of Cheeses :P

[CrAzYxK1LL3R]

my dick 'nuff said. your dick loves FRED! NOT SWEAT!!! FRED DAMNIT thats why theres a squeaky voice holy shit u are stupid

[DJpau99]

O MY GOD ma dick is big and stuff ya dick is small as a brush! ^_^

[MontanaKilla99]

my dick..is big.

[TheRgmproductions]

my dick fucks like jesus your dick, your dick likes little penis

My dick squirts like a water hose your dick, need to be dispose

my dick wont never quit, your dick cant even hit

My dick floats in water your dick fucks your mothers daughter

my dick wears 2 condoms your dick has some problems

my dick hits and quits, your dick small as bacon bits

my dick tank on the move yo dick does the groove

my dick huge and giant yo dick aint got no clients

my dick, gets really hard, yo dick old and scarred

[drako11256]

fruit roll up XD like wtf where he get that from

[ThroneXOfXDecay]

My dick is harder than coper, your dick is as thin as paper My dick make all the woman squirt, Your dick only gets Adam Lambert My dick gets hard inside J-Lo, your dick still likes to play lego My dick has been shown in 3D, Your dick haven't reach color TV My dick is fairy Your dick is hairy Now girl , you gotta stop crying at me Otherwise i'll slapp you like a pee-wee Damn son, we all let the world know That your dick is smaller than Drakes flow

[CrAzYxK1LL3R]

@ThroneXOfXDecay u can make funny raps... jsut dont diss on drake

[ThroneXOfXDecay]

@CrAzYxK1LL3R I'll diss everyone i want. I hate Rap and/or Hip Hop. Period!

[victorianlulu]

You are disgusting. Why don't you sing about something nice, like flowers or something.

[XAmeliaPaynex]

@victorianlulu well u must of searched my dick song sooooo..... :/

[treveren]

MY Dick Rides In A Yacht, Your Dick Cant Find A Parking Spot

[CrazyForPancakes]

LMFAO!!!! Bwahahahahaha

[carlacamposortiz]

My Dick Is Biqqer Than A Junqle, Yourr Dick Aint Biq Enouqh To Rumble xD

[pimps0001]

my dick twice as chuck norris youw dick looks like a munchkin

[1trystin]

my dick like HD yo dick fuzzy cant see

[ACEOFGODS2]

My dick stays hard for days

Your dick, just moves out the way

[sarah2tannaz12]

My dick is bigger then an afro (yup), yo dick is smaller then a corn chip

[emoburrito2000]

My dick, Looks like a fucking asteroid

Your dick, Looks like its on steroids

[13chickita]

GAY SONG ! :/

[mattydog097]

@13chickita small penis?



[ireeduizul]

Nice

[Ameador28]

munchkin?

[XAmeliaPaynex]

my dick if u cuss it deal with me your dick is tanned and creamy

[16Lacrosse]

a broken vending machine is bigger then a m16 right?

and if your looks like a pumpklin isnt it a chod?

[deadkillah411]

my dick is a late night exclusive yo dick is worn out , used up. my dick is big on tv yo dick cant afford a tv. my dick can rap like a g yo dick can fap like a c. my dick is fully grown yo dick isnt fully shown. my dick makes the front page yo dick get the drunk laid. my dick is only for da best. yo dick is only fo da rest.

[The0rangePanda]

My dick small as shit, your dick big as shit

[heydude1029]

@The0rangePanda haha fail your making fun of yourself!

[XAmeliaPaynex]

@heydude1029 lol

[datgeekedupkid]

my dick is hot like a fever,your dick looks justin beiber's

[11Gohabs11]

@datgeekedupkid whoa that is one HUGE dick ;) Hahahaha

[ThaYungDanga]

@datgeekedupkid that joke is funny but justin beiber has no dick

[XxReFL3xGamingxX]

@datgeekedupkid its looks like justin beiber

[cocoppuffs2012]

my dick is really big yo ur dick came straight from mexico

[ChandelLikesBoys]

my dick is bigger than a bridge,

yo dick look like a little kid's.

[mattydog097]

@ChandelLikesBoys that was in the song....

[whitewallsaint]

My dick so hot you get fever, your dick only wants to go in justin bieber

[iRoYaLTyHD]

Best Song Evaa xD

[Draven7067]

my dick can beat Chuck Norris your dick is dumber than forrest

[KrazTheDino]

best song!!!!

[ExteelObama]

LOL HONOR

[AnthonyZoccoli]

MY DICK WORKS ALL NIGHT LONG YOUR DICK LOOKS LIKE A BON BON

[chinkman98]

Jesus's doesn't have a big dick?

[bumblezzz]

@chinkman98 hes a jew of course they have huge dicks

[crosscountryman765]

that definitely says "My dick, large like the chargers", not rush like the chargers. but good song

[tjet861]

if u wanted to see a big dick a;; u had to do was ask.

[csh5213]

My Dick, Yes PLease Your dick they run and scream

My dick clear like HD Your fuzzy can't see

[floridagatorsfan88]

-.- I'm Filipino

[rhandyc]

my dick lasts longer then your dick your dick looks like a fucking toothpick

[Draven7067]

my dick is like super big and long ur dick long duck dong

[Draven7067]

my dick new kenny rodger ur dick stupid duck dodger

[Draven7067]

my dick equals boner your dick poor and sore organ doner

My dick was made by chuck norris, yo dick looks like it been hit by a lorry.