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"Don't you ever park in my space again!" bahahaha
actresstobe1991 3 months ago
Ha Ha .... she said, "Shmeeeeeeeckle" !!
Seyahhsod 4 months ago
Soph, you have no tits but you have a tight box, Ernie, get off my back.
rlmye65 9 months ago
my girl. my funny the most Beautiful Bette. thanks for this gift post. it takes a while to relisten to the fast talk. I saw this live and did not hear most of it. thanks.
justinjameswest 1 year ago
"A Chihuahua??? THEY GAVE ME A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA!!!" hahaha LOVE IT!!! oh and her to... lol
kekoa120 1 year ago
LOL! I love this sketch:)
Isolar 1 year ago
I love Bette, but the nun joke was nicked from bea Arthurs "Bea on Broadway" Album....
MissPollyfilla 1 year ago
There's no way to resist The Divine Miss M's charms.
marcosvalenca 1 year ago
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i'm pretty sure i heard the chef/chauffeur and the doberman/chihuahua jokes at the Showgirl Must Go On concert last month. she also mentioned those blue jokes paid for her daughter's education.
daveheel 2 years ago
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daveheel 2 years ago
love it.. xoxoxo
alexruffin1984 2 years ago
hi i love her and and movies and more do you have her new tour in las vagas
BETTEMIDLER1945161 2 years ago
AMAZING triple threat!!!
she can sing
she can act
and shes an AMAZING comedian
i wish i could meet her
and she MOST DEFINATELY is beautiful
Kevin777 2 years ago 2
Am I the only person who thinks that she is beautiful?
clew609 2 years ago 17
Absolutely not!
drtpur16 2 years ago
@clew609 I think she is very beautiful!
overmind900 1 year ago
@clew609 no, I do too...:-)
saveamazon 1 year ago
@clew609 No, i think she is stuh-huh-ning <3 x
ShlottieRose 11 months ago
"They gave me a fucking Chihuahua!!!"
OMG.. I love that joke!!!
courtneyjade28 2 years ago 21
OMG this is my fave joke and she tells it in vegas too!, i think if i had any reason to go see her other than the fact that i HAVE to it would be to hear her tell this joke live :D
XHayleyX08 2 years ago
@courtneyjade28 LMFAO i love that joke too omg i use it at school when the mood is low :P
Rebaneller1955 3 months ago
@courtneyjade28 I saw this concert when I was very young, so I don't remember much, but the one part I distinctly remember is her telling of that joke. XD
hithererandom 1 month ago
This is the first Sophie Tucker shpiel of Bette Midler's I've seen where she mentions the word 'penis' instead of alluding to it.
hell5309 2 years ago
"I'm winding my watch!" Never heard that euphamism before.
hell5309 2 years ago
best bit. hilarious
daveheel 2 years ago
What year did Bette Midler do this again?
hell5309 2 years ago
Started at Radio City Music Hall in Fall of 2004
Eitan5769 2 years ago
I can't wait to see Soph's final incarnation in "Showgirl".
divinegrace01 3 years ago
What do u mean final? There will never be a final!!! :)
drtpur16 3 years ago
Well, yeah, I was going to say that too !!
MillerNY2009 3 years ago
Fucking awesome! She kicks ass!
hubvanbeaoh 3 years ago 2
As always, the best yokes on stage....
MillerNY08 3 years ago 2