I.M. Meen reviews Twilight

[robertsfunny1995]

But doesn't he hate children? So why should he care if it makes children cry?

[Hamsteere]

@robertsfunny1995 Even evil has standards.

[duobane001]

Gannon: It BUUUURRRNS!

King: Oooooh shit!

Link: Fuck!

These are the reactions to the book.... and that was only bringing it out to show them. ^^;

[supavids4eva]

Burn all the copies of Twilight. I'm sure it will be written again....in a HUNDRED YEARS!!

[DrCheesewizard]

burn it! burn all copys!

[Hamsteere]

Go away.

And never come back.

[FiremariomkiZX]

This must be given to every fangirl. They NEED to be told they have a similar disease to the XBAWKS-360 noobs.

[baconlabs]

PORN IS TO BE READ, BUT THIS BOOK ISN'T

[Hamsteere]

tru dat

[killkill999flipside]

ganon says

this book will make your face BURNN

you will DIE

you will cori DIE

[DrunkenFist20XL]

Now that's funny!

[Fireworkatheart]

Now I have an image of I.M.Meen beating Edward Cullen with a stick or something. Go Meen! Kick his sparkly ass!

[mastaODI56]

twilight made my penis go steral

[chincherrinas]

IM Meen would kick Edward Cullen's ass

[TomQuoVadis]

What's really funny is I have a couple Mormon friends who hate the Twilight series because they say its giving Mormons a bad name.

[michaelzxhc]

This owns. Twilight is horrible. I totally agree.

[Lumpytoast]

Subscribed for preaching the truth.

[Doodlecakproductions]

Don't worry, I'm sure this book will be good.... IN A HUNDRED YEARS

[Alimus13]

But, I.M. Meen, this book is good now... TO RETARDS!

[Hauntzor]

Mr. Meen, you are quite mistaken.

Twilight is a book of such horrible quality that pigs could fly, hell could freeze over, the sun could explode, dogs and cats could rain from the sky, I'd become a monkey's uncle and it STILL wouldn't be acceptable.

[GeriatricFan1963]

"This book isn't to be read."

Understatement. (Somehow I managed not to read this book, but I was forced to watch the motherUcking movie when on a transcontinental coach trip. I'm going to kill the person who bought it! It's a stupid movie made for children. Apparently the movie is worse, so you people are lucky!)

[oxe161]

thanks to twilight, i have to call zelda twilight princess, zelda: wolf adventurea dn the twilight zone, the "title" zone

[fattoler]

You've won an Internet!!!

Congratulations! YOURE WINNER

[PusoPimp]

I hate twilight, nice.

[fnvcdt]

Dude, anyone with half a brain hates this shit.

[PusoPimp]

Amen!

[platinumglitchmint]

in 100 years LOOOOOOLOLLOLLOLLOLstupid emo book.

[vonvanhunter]

That's actually true. What people consider crappy now will consider classic in the future. A lot of people hated Ed Wood in the 50's, but people love his movies 60 years later.

[drumlip]

@ vonvanhunter Yes, but people don't like Ed Wood's stuff because it's any good. They like it because it's hilariously awful.

[SonNeoKaku]

Listen to this guy, he speaks the truth!

[ParappatheRapper]

This book will never be good

[redfoxbennaton]

You own the internet!

[Hamsteere]

Thank you, my good sir.

You don't have to go in yore cell now.

[redfoxbennaton]

I already did my time. Now I will make own. BTW, the guy in my cell said either get busy diein' or get busy livin'.

[Varce]

I didn't think I could like Meen any more than I already do.

[thedonoftrek]

It would have been better without a still pic but it was still fucking awesome! I.M. Meen speaks the truth!!

[Hamsteere]

It was....what happened behind that picture was...scary. His eyes bleeded, his throat burst out and he crawled into the corner and drowned himself in bloody tears.

But thank you. :D

[thedonoftrek]

Your welcome. ;)

[SsurTrebor]

I stole my friend's copy of Twilight and read it (poor me, I know).

I let Meyer use the same adjective 3 times before I cut every subsequent adjective out.

The book was so ruined by the time I was done with it I had to buy another for my friend before she noticed.

[SquadellaMan]

When you like a book not even a crazy, old, pedophile wizard like, you have problems.

"Porn is to be read, this book isn't." HAHAHA XD

[Hamsteere]

Thanks...?

xD

[KROMEangel]

You're wrong Mr. Meen.

This book will never be good. Not in a hundred years.

Not ever.

[FurryAR]

He was far too lenient.

[Hamsteere]

I quite agree.

He would of said 'I SHIT ON THIS BOOK' but he had a cold at the time and it hurt his throat. ;-;

[WEARETHEDAZZLES]

BUT THIS BOOK ISN'T

[Hamsteere]

O rly

[WEARETHEDAZZLES]

yarly

[SmokingSumSoup]

Judging by his face, the book must be horrible.

[SpotxSpot]

WRONG!

This book will be good, IN A TROPITILLION YEARS!

[TheWizardofodd12]

True that, brother meen!