When I was in 2nd Grade I was viciously indoctrinated into Heterosexuality when I was forced to watch Disney's Aladdin. One magic carpet ride was all it took to make me powerless towards vagina 7 years later. Now I am forced to regularly engage in an activity that may cause overpopulation and ruin the lives of at least three individuals.
This is the important point. Many years ago here in Alaska two men tried to get married under Alaska's rather strict law that prohibits the state from interfering with a person's privacy. That that they were even thinking of such a thing made my heterosexual marriage invalid because if it were allowed I would be forced by law to suck dick. And If I didn't suck regular dick and even marry another man I would be imprisoned. So we had to be the second state to ban gay marriage. It's discrimination!
Now i'm only a in 10th grade in an AP American History class, looking to get a medical degree, but I've thought this was America- Where "Everyone has the same right." So why do straight people such as myself, get treated better by the actual government than a gay person? Gays are the new Blacks of this century.
Oh God, this is amazing.
Ryoka13x 2 months ago
That ad was a gift that kept on giving.
megagrey 2 months ago
I love you, Kyle.
Let me blow you.
PaperRayman 2 months ago
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JacksInn 2 months ago
When I was in 2nd Grade I was viciously indoctrinated into Heterosexuality when I was forced to watch Disney's Aladdin. One magic carpet ride was all it took to make me powerless towards vagina 7 years later. Now I am forced to regularly engage in an activity that may cause overpopulation and ruin the lives of at least three individuals.
TheRepublicOfUngeria 2 months ago
Did he really say "rainbow coalition" of support? Oh yes, it's a big tent: evangelicals, fundamentalists, baptists, pentecostals, mormons...
fdasherv 2 months ago
This is the important point. Many years ago here in Alaska two men tried to get married under Alaska's rather strict law that prohibits the state from interfering with a person's privacy. That that they were even thinking of such a thing made my heterosexual marriage invalid because if it were allowed I would be forced by law to suck dick. And If I didn't suck regular dick and even marry another man I would be imprisoned. So we had to be the second state to ban gay marriage. It's discrimination!
LithodidMan 2 months ago
@LithodidMan Seriously though, loved this video, you nailed the point!
LithodidMan 2 months ago
666
oscar3114mike 2 months ago
#swag
About4Ducks 2 months ago
lol dat face
BlackTurtwig 2 months ago
I love you, Kyle.
XxMaJiNKiLLaHxX 2 months ago
2:30
She's being applauded.
AUGH
ThraxxNecro 2 months ago
can I have a gay marriage with you kyle please <3
Edenhyde246 2 months ago
@Edenhyde246
no that goes against their rights.
ScrewLimbBizkit 2 months ago 4
Now i'm only a in 10th grade in an AP American History class, looking to get a medical degree, but I've thought this was America- Where "Everyone has the same right." So why do straight people such as myself, get treated better by the actual government than a gay person? Gays are the new Blacks of this century.
Randomman5634 2 months ago