HOW TO TALK TO A GIRL YOU DONT KNOW

[LooneyTuneBeats]

i just say "how you doin"

[marcgagnon91]

He kinda reminds me of a puerto rican rocky

[johnsp36]

It would be nice if this guy could speak. I know he's got a thick accent but it's a bit difficult to understand him because he's talking too quickly. His tips only work for him anyway. Everyone is different. Find your own way.

[Speckwuerfelchen]

I see a girl, I click. I get a guy. Something went the wrong way.

[stiffler4186]

The main thing u need to get a girl is confidence, whittyness and be cheeky also flirty but not to flirty, be flirty then direct the convo into something different it looks like u might be interested n it makes them think of u n the more they do the more they want u, oh and be funny ;)

[Dabzy0086]

I don't know dude... I think the Hi what's your name can work... it's all in the delivery.

[rangata96]

Harry Potter books i the background xD

[nofear21612161]

You got me with your thumbnail man

[kj4ilk]

thanks to you i now have lots of friends that are girls

[techmaster8]

@kj4ilk Glad I could help.

[luigistileandstone]

THIS FOOL DON'T HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH GIRLS!! GUMMM SIRIUS THAT IS SO WRONG

[xZeniii]

WTFFFFF ARE YOU SAYING ?

[Ninjei95]

Thats an Angry Bird Narguile?

[gta4mat]

you talk to fast

[outdoorsman715]

fuck advertisements

[Sifersurfer]

guys i do my own thing and do always just say something,fuck what mystery says about something smart or worthwhile,DO try to make it something that will carry on the convo but saying SOMETHING even if it's stupid will get you out of your comfort zone. andd the next girl you talk to will be easier.when talking to girls you dont know.i dont know what the big deal is about approaching ""girls you dont know" i mean other than your family,every other girl you didnt know but got to know them so??bs

[Zack17403]

Very good tips. Thanks for the help

[KPoTx3]

NO...NO...NO...NO...NO...NO This is all WRONG!!!!!!!! want to learn how to talk to a girl you dont know. Go watch David Wygant's videos he is a master!!!!!

[99205656]

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[Raidfreak]

No offense meant.. it's easy enough to understand everything said here if you listen, but turn on closed captioning. You'll get a VERY different story. "That girl right there, the butcher."

[yonosonmerrington]

3 proper fit girls approached me in the street and seid i was cute i was half asleep so i dident realise until i walked away. i want to go back in time and punch myself in the face

[puredemo999]

this is the first time ive seen this guy and i dont nooooe what hes sayin'

[Mrcreepyclown1]

ur good u. ur good



[ImZipper]

I havent seenone of your videos before but you seem like a cool guy! I subscribed..

[techmaster8]

@ImZipper Welcome to the club. Thanks

[AlengBg]

How to approach a girl?

You need something in common. You need to do something shes doing, or at least fake it.

Or if you just wanna troll you can go all Jonny Bravo on her:

-Hey there, baby, you wanna ride on the train of love?

[tyguy0256]

Don't worry about the people criticizing your speaking style. The important thing is you gave us great tips! Thanks so much! I really appreciate it man

[techmaster8]

@tyguy0256 Thank you

[TheValkyron]

@tyguy0256 it usually works only on desperate ones

[LetMeWatchVids11]

The only thing u should say to a girl is i have a dirty kitchen clean it....

[7xadamx]

do u have a gf ?

[azamani7]

nice tips bro but how can you make it work if have a language barrier?

[chaeos2013]

can't u just slow down a little bit..actually it seems like if we add some beat to this video u ll be rapping not talkin man ....and it won't be good either...

[amuslder1]

Here's a tip to approach a girl. One, don't listen to anyone who sounds like Mike Tyson like this weirdo and 2, what if she doesn't have gum? A better thing to do is ask her if you could use her phone, dial your own number, give it back to her and say "don't stalk me." Then walk away.

[bunyonb]

@amuslder1 HOW TO RAPE AND KILL A GIRL YOU DONT KNOW

[JEFFCLEVANDR]

@amuslder1 1. The guy gave good advice he said more than just to ask for gum 2. To just walk up and ask someone to use their phone is creepy and makes you seem like a broke ass ( 95% of North Americans have a cell phone!!!) 3. To just put your phone number in there is even more creepy... That will only work on Teenagers... Any adult who is mentally stable will see the idiocracy in this lame attempt

[mat31new]

0:32 the request on top has more votes.

[boisbrut]

YOU TALK LIKE A FUCKIN PORTO RICAN HOOKER

[Ch3rryRecovery]

talk about nips..

[MrSean1025]

my thoughts now.....

scenario: Hot girl walking in front of me....

" Just ask for directions to the nearest store..relax..just tap her shoulder, do not say anything about her..just ask her for her directions"

*taps hot girl on shoulder* she turns around

" You gon learn today !"

[Ashtrizzlesky]

@MrSean1025 ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIIIIGHT!

[itsZimz]

Rosary ≠ necklace 

[jonathan3979701]

this is true so yea i remember this girl had a book in her hands and i was like oo what book is that and she said o a book about a cat and i was oo intersting ( yea right i dont like reading lol ) then we got along. simple and more easy then u would expect

[EricSchwin22]

I used to talk to girls that I don't know, until I took several arrows to the knee.

[00683145]

U got me board!!!!!!!

[americasgotrandom]

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!

[RepublicSwords]

LMAO, harry potter.... this fuckin guy.

[RepublicSwords]

lmao, angry birds.

[Langerayman]

loner

[a1p9b9f2]

thats actually a pretty gud tip

[rollingxam]

stop repeatin the same fuckin thing..

[daymyen]

this video made me smile because what this guy says is all true !!! :D

[puffballrox4]

it was a good video till you did that power rangers type ending 3:39



[shotym34]

Yea yea yea fuck a bitch. Look, shes either down for u or not. Its no tricks, just talk to the bitch like a human being.what ever u do, do not treat her like shes gods gift To men. she takes a stinky shit just like everyone else.. U are the man, no bitch is more powerful then u i dont care if she rejects u are not. men own this world. women are just here to please us and have are babies...take it back to the basics.

[TailsBit]

I came to see the video but I saw his cross and stopped watching.

[xpranav1]

watl anguage is diz ...idiot????

[Phuckedupworld786]

Wtf , I wanted to see the girl not your ugly ahhh with that skinny ass beard

[themindzi]

I SAID LIKE THIS.....I SAID, I SAID.........i said biiiiiiiitch!

[BlkFlamesz]

@themindzi lol Key and Peele :D

[danpt2000]

This guy looks like a douchbag.

[canesrule96]

Me talking to girl: "I notice you have wide hips. That's good. It means our child won't die during labor."

What am I doing wrong?

[RYUMAIIZDABEST]

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[MrDaveydrums]

thanks

[Klazyo]

true story



[DJaBookByItsCover]

I'm Sure This Would Help If I Could Understand You...

[CJUDDFJWDF]

@DJaBookByItsCover congrats fag you successfully trolled

[DJaBookByItsCover]

@CJUDDFJWDF I Believe You Were The One Trolling Fool. One, I Don't Understand His English & Two, How You Gonna Call Me Fag On A Video About How To Talk To Girls? Here's Two Questions For You. Why So Quick To Insult With "Fag?" Was That The First Thing On Your Mind? Daan Daan Daaaaaan...!?!

[CJUDDFJWDF]

@DJaBookByItsCover its called a comment you dont have to go crying after everything i say... puss

[Madkevin88]

@DJaBookByItsCover ???

[philipakku199219]

your english is a bit difficult to understand!!!! but nice tips bro....

[florinelooo]

basically lie like a motherf*****...

[Kelshmo1]

Or you could just say, "I figured out a way to get my dick to be 8 inches".

To which she replies, "Okay, how?"

And then you say "I fold it in half!"

[MajiqueCole]

@Kelshmo1 Ahahahahahahahaha...As stupid and random as that may sound...It just might work.

[coachbagel]

omg that makes sense

[supwitit408]

Hes a Try Hard.... Just say Hi =D

[304tv4U]

So whats your response after you shower her with spit with your lisp...just curious

[bradbranshawn]

your ggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyy

[realanthon]

@bradbranshawn you're*

[inelv]

@1995iraqi Dumb ass

[1995iraqi]

@inelv

u mad Bro

[belleairn1124]

my advice to you techmaster8 is go to speech class and get the lisp taking care of 

[Pprideify]

hey can you give me some tips on how to get a girl number that you just saw walking or standing what is your technique ? haha

[eeddoonniiss]

this is wrong . if u approach a girl u will do that directly cuz they are not stupid .they know exactly what u want ...

u can just go and be like "hey sup"

[silverwishthelock1]

the best way to get girls is to treat them like you would treat a guy. talk to them normally coz if they know that you just want to fuck them they aint gonna go near you. you have to make friends with with girls first, they are not aliens theyr just the same as everyone else, talk to them like you would anyone else. if you need to come on the internet for this obvious information, your never gonna get a girl. bye bye

[1995iraqi]

U are fucking wrong bro!

Just directly ask her 4 to go out with u to the move or some were like a mall whatever !

Then just tell her that u love her then kiss the. Sex the. She is ur girlfriend congratulation

[Virur]

@1995iraqi

obviously your method works better considering the fact that you can barley speak English

[1995iraqi]

@Virur

u mad bro?

[6280boss]

Ikr that's the only reason y

[SGTnaypalm]

Who else clicked on this because of the picture of the hot girl?

[5agnow5]

I like it simple message and logical

[isurfvan]

dude i dont understand shiiiit of what you just said

[TheMarios681]

thumbs up if you clicked to see the chick

[loueriv]

What if you are doing all the talking and she just answers and doesn't ask you anything?

[Petr3y]

@loueriv Then shes not interested, get out before u make a fool of urself

[RAKSOZGAR]

@loueriv sometimes it takes months before that kind of girl speaks up more or becomes willing to say something of her own..

[paulcjoe]

thanks dude, it works..

[techmaster8]

@paulcjoe Glad to help.

[RandomElementals]

All in all this is definetely a good TIP. THX BRO!

[techmaster8]

@RandomElementals Thank You.

[Langerayman]

@techmaster8 OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOL

Sorry just had to. and btw.. these things will not work why?

Girls are just fucked up woman these days.

Thats why.

[SonamTashiGurung]

its a cool tips tho....

[vettefan87]

I prefer the direct approach. "Hey bitch! How much?"

[DatGuyWhoViewedThis]

If you were a pirate, would you wear your parrot on this shoulder(points to shoulder near you) or THIS shoulder?;) (is now reaching arm around her and lets out a troll face)

[JalilAnibaba6]

Do girls really not care about looks? I find that hard to believe.

[rockstribute]

@JalilAnibaba6 some women are more likely to go for a not so great guy as he is less likely to attract other females and cheat

[Omniverse77]

Just say.

"i have lots of money.."

that always works..

[theiceman74]

fuck it...i got 99 problems and a ,,,,,,

[Metalhead82to11]

When techmaster wants to pick up a girl he tells them to come over and see his collection of angry bird stuffed animals.

Stick to jail breaking iphones brasephine

[AnzKillaBoy]

My kind of girls are hot blonde bimbo. All you have to do is show them your abs and they will come to you.

[DaniTheAmazingg]

Uuuhhh..ok??

[sandeep1994kumar]

go to jersey shore

[timg544]

You're an idiot, but this advice is actually alright.

[SwaggSikh]

Nice G Shock bro. Where did you get it?

[me29011993]

Will test everything again tonight! If it works i will let you know

[me29011993]

Done everything BUT there is one problem, she already has a boyfriend :(

[VerystrangeMaster]

Is that a G-shock ?

[hawkman545]

Holy u talk freking fast

[cooork2011]

Just show her your big dick, she will fall in love

[Yoshibossfight]

I usually just pull my dick out. Panty dropper, no doubt.

[Busssancih97979797]

i thought i was listening to lose yourself then all this sudden this guy came up! your als really stupid o and one more thing PAUSE AT 1:21 LOLLLLLL I use this video to cheer up my friends!

[IndianPrince04]

"This could come very handy because you might like a girl that's your neighbor".

Lol crap, don't give people ideas.

[johanner]

how da fuck did i get here? 

[SaugatParajuli1]

Fuck this idea. Good looking is not only all thing..

[TheTruOne1]

Anybody else notice the Harry Potter Books in the Background? Thumbs Up just because! Lol.

[DTMFGamer]

Wat if u have the gum?

[1chumley1]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

[zane0809]

at first i thought he was speaking spanish or something

[codename7000]

Why don't we ask a couple girls to find out?

[Moweyful]

is this like in a club aswell?

[49ersfan4446]

Im a pretty good looking guy who most of my life,has not been confident.Ive been shy and not knowing how to talk to women thats why Ive never had a girlfriend and have had short lived conversations with girls.I need to work at being more confident,talk to more women and stop worrying about it and I will be fine

[stijnseawsomnessvlog]

gay jokes aint funny... cum on guys

[LeeroyJimboBerkowitz]

> Talk to her like you dont really care....like its an everyday thing.....dont put her on a pedastal.

> also ask HER questions that will enable HER to ramble on so YOU dont have to do all the talking if you can get a girl to open up in a conversstion you can get her to open up her legs in a bedroom.....but it takes time dont expect to get laid in one day unless your a super slick piimp skillet. lol

[Omniverse77]

@LeeroyJimboBerkowitz lol the shit we have to do and say to get a girl to have sex with us. like pretending to give a shit about what she's saying. about anything she's saying, while she blabs on about stupid shit, as i nod my head in agreement every 5 to 10 seconds, all i'm thinking about is what she looks like naked and how soon will it be till i bang her.

[craggreen]

r dose harry potter books on da shelf in da bak round

[MrHav1k]

THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT. ITS ALL ABOUT LOOKS, YOU DONT HAVE TO DO SHIT IF YOURE GOOD LOOKING

[techmaster8]

@MrHav1k Does not matter how good you look. Got no game, Get no girls. A good looking guy with no talk cannot get girls. Girls do not think like guys.

[MrHav1k]

@techmaster8

BULLSHIT!

/watch?v=mzo2I2glzqg

The guy in that video did EVERYTHING wrong. He did everything David DeAngelo and all the other cunt PUAs tell you not to do, but she still slept with his boring ass because he was good looking. You've been socially conditioned to believe the bullshit that looks don't matter to women. WAKE THE FUCK UP. Don't be another mangina cunt and continue to believe the bullshit.

[directorbeau]

@techmaster8

well it definetely helps a guy that can talk if he's got good looks to back it up...everyone else has to be a pro at communicating with so-so looks to get the girl

[49ersfan4446]

@techmaster8 Agreed I have no game no girls I have a desire to change this very soon I better keep learning

[Cobra9876]

@techmaster8 no such thing as a good looking guy with no talk...unless hes retarded

[FriedChkn4Eva]

@techmaster8 No that actually is partly correct, women DO think like guys now cus they've learned to be more superficial. If you don't have certain things, they don't even give u the time of the day. Sum do want specific looks and shun every other guy.

[wariordave3]

@techmaster8 why get girls? why the plural? just get 1 girl which has real love. done. o wait i forgot, ppl like u dont know what real love is TT my bad, btw sex is not love. its just sex

[Omniverse77]

@wariordave3 i like sex better.

[NISARZIA]

@techmaster8 ur right my bro is way to handsome then me but he rarely gets girls..and me, though im not as attractive but still end up having more then him...so yeah looks matter but u need confidence too...looks can get u to the first level but game take u beyond that

[JalilAnibaba6]

@techmaster8 Why girls bug guys

[49ersfan4446]

@MrHav1k So I disagree with you,looks arnt everything im a good looking guy who doesnt get women

[49ersfan4446]

@MrHav1k Its all about confidence and making girls laugh and being cocky something I need to work on

[MrHav1k]

@49ersfan4446

If you're good looking it doesn't matter what you do, if you think you're good llooking, but aren't getting girls, it just means you aren't good looking

[MasterRYU01]

@MrHav1k Wrong. Ugly guys like me get beautiful girls all the time. Looks doesn't play a major role in here. Confidence does. Be confident in everything you do and say but do not be arrogant. That's all it takes.

[MrHav1k]

@MasterRYU01

For everyone internet bad ass who claims to be ugly and get women, there are 100,000 men who don't get shit.

[MrHav1k]

@49ersfan4446

Look at what you just said. Work on being cocky???

This is what's going to be the demise of the western world. Men conditioning themselves to be douchebags just to get some from a retarded superficial bimbo slut.

[aximuntean]

@MrHav1k I'm not conceited, I'm selfassured.

[XxXWickedSharkXxX]

@MrHav1k - Perfect answer.

[BridgBase]

@MrHav1k THATS SO RIGHT 

[1REVINT]

@MrHav1k You're wrong dude. That applies the other way, if your a hot girl, that's all that matters. But when it comes to men, women don't care if you look like fucking Brad Pitt, if you bore the fuck out of them, you're screwed.