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  • fucking /g/

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  • hes a sweaty one

  • @tshows635 obvious comment is obvious

  • Crack,Crack,Crack,Crack...

    Crack,Crack,Crack,Crack...

    Crack,Crack,Crack,Crack...

    xD

  • fuck you youtube downloader xDDD

  • He had me at developers

  • "the melonfruit the melonfruit the melonfruit the melonfruit "

  • I bet he keeps this track on his phone :D

  • @slackeriii2 he has this as a ringtone and calls himself

  • Very catchy. He's not like this anymore though. such a shame, he could give Mr.Jobs some stiff competition.

  • lyrics?

  • wow.. look at all his fans...paying more attention to his sweat than his speech.

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  • 24 people don't use deodorant.

  • i liked the part when he clapped his hands.

  • 1:26 AREABA!

  • Haters gon' Hate. Developers gon' Develop.

  • Isnt in the bible a secret code where it is prophesized, that the end of the world is near when a crazy butthead shouts "delelopment" for 12 times ?

  • the will of purge, the will of purge, the will of purge, the will of purge, the will of purge, the will of purge, the will of purge, the will of purge, the will of purge, the will of purge, the will of purge, the will of purge,

  • darksumio is sexy darksumio is sexy darksumio is sexy darksumio is sexy darksumio is sexy darksumio is sexy darksumio is sexy darksumio is sexy darksumio is sexy darksumio is sexy darksumio is sexy darksumio is sexy darksumio is sexy darksumio is sexy darksumio is sexy darksumio is sexy

  • WANKER!

    Has he just just done a Massive line of coke?

  • The Vella Fruit The Vella FruitThe Vella FruitThe Vella Fruit

    The Vella FruitThe Vella FruitThe Vella FruitThe Vella Fruit

    The Vella Fruit The Vella Fruit The Vella Fruit The Vella Fruit

  • i feel sick

  • seems someone has fucked him real hard.

  • someone did a fat line before going on stage! LOL

  • fuck developers, go DONUTS

  • man that guy loves his company, or developers..

  • microsoft is the strongest company in the world because they can screw up an entire line of os and have a clown as their ceo and still is the richest company in the world.

  • This is fucking awesome.

  • Awesome, Can i get the Lyrics?

  • Sure, here:

    Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers

  • @Lufttygger306 don't forget "woooo! come on! woooo! come on! woooo! come on! woooo! come on! woooo! come on! woooo! come on!"

  • What if the richest man in the world could pay for your amphetamine addiction? It happened.

  • it takes me a 2 mile run to get wet like that

  • It's only completely true.

  • Death to State Capitalism

  • lol last time i saw this was years ago.

  • i wacthed all 3 minutes

  • i have 4 words for ya:

    Developers, Developers, Deodorant, Deodorant.

  • deodorant won't help all that perspiration though

  • "i have 4 words for ya!.... developers developers developers developers'

    LOL, this video is so awesome

  • Anti-Persperant, Anti-Persperant, Anti-Persperant, Anti-Persperant, Anti-Persperant, Anti-Persperant, Anti-Persperant, Anti-Persperant!

  • hahahaaaa

  • LOL @

    marquesbrownlee

  • deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant

  • @marquesbrownlee

    42 thumbs up!

    42!

    the meaning of life, the universe,, and everything!

  • @marquesbrownlee major win

  • Do we really want this guy making our computers!?!?!??!

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  • ...you think microsoft relies heavily on image? Do you have macs and PCs confused?

    But anyway, these video clips are essentially all from their company meetings, where the leaders try to get the employees excited to be a part of the company to (hopefully) improve their performance. It's not like he's doing this stuff at a professional trade show. Acting like he does, in the employee conference context, is highly encouraged.

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  • Ballmer has been at Microsoft since the starting, so I guess they're doing great with him.

  • I agree with you on this one. He must be a heck of a businessman. I don't really like is his style though, I mean he tries to disprove the worth of features in oppositions' products rather than showing how Microsoft does it better.

  • Apple isn't any better.

  • I guess what I meant was that he doesn't come across as being even the slightest bit objective. Whereas Bill Gates would say "Apple has got some great innovations, but Microsoft is introducing this...", Steve Ballmer would say something to the effect of "google maps on the iphone? are you retarded? why don't you just buy a paper map?!" Even if the point he makes is true, his way of expressing is a huge turnoff for alot of consumers.

  • Yeah, he knows how to be a douche, but i like his style on stage.^^

  • @Laofse Has their CEO behaved in a way even clsoe to that ?

  • this cracks me up every time

  • I have 4 words for you:

    developers, developers, developers, developers.

  • Developers to develop the worst web browser of the history ...

  • payaso

  • He's swetting alot :/

  • i love this video!

    it so sick, i can't get enough of it. it shows exaclty how this world works.

  • developers, developers, developers, develop lol

  • I like the part when he says developers.

  • @tshows635

    so in other words u like it all!!

  • Excuse me while I go develop things.

  • i want to develop something now

  • WHo make this is genius.

    Whosoever made this video has great great rhythm sense.

    Freaking tight production!

  • me, being high as fuk right now - cheering for the kreator of this vid. fan-fuking-tastic

  • What is that tune?? It rules! It pertains to my interstests, so any suggestions would be muchly appreciated.

  • nice )

  • E' qualcosa di stupendo O__O°

    Subito tra i preferiti :-)

  • genius....

    I lol'ed very much at this!

  • He'd better do this at E3 this year..

  • lol

  • he is a stupid man !!!

  • #!/bin/bash

    yes developers

  • I wonder where to find the lyrics for this.

  • Scaaaaaaary.

  • developers developers debelopers damelobers themelopers the mellon burst the mellon burst

    awsom song

  • who is he? and what is he doin?

  • bill gates replacement @ m$

  • I hope he doesn't pass out.. lol

  • I have 4 words for ya!

    Developers!

    Developers!

    DEVELOPERS!

    DEVELOPERS!

  • i liked the part where he said DEVELOPERS

  • wow, me too!

    ;D

  • That's kinda catchy XD

  • I love microsoft

  • linux is better

  • actually its not comparable, tbh

  • Not even close.

  • WHY THE F*CK THIS GUY IS SO ENERGETIC.How many cup coffee does he drink????Oh my god he is stupid.

  • he didn't drink coffee... he is a craker!

  • Microsoft wins.

  • some people must have been scared shitless when he said who said sit down with those crazy eyes

  • i am crying, hahhahahahaahha

  • What did he say again?

  • the best part was when he said developers

  • lmfao

  • Can someone post the lyrics please ? :3

  • Now I see why Windows is more popular then others!!!

  • I love microsoft and o'll steve makes me love it even more

  • Is that Howard Dean?

  • Steve Ballmer

  • Steve Ballmer owns!

    Microsoft owns!

  • i cant get enough of this video i watched it atleast 20 times

  • LMFAO me too :P imagine how scared people were when he said 'WHO SAID SIT DOWN !?" with that crazy look in his eye :P

  • That is an extremely scary exhibition of mindless devotion to shitty code. ha ha.

  • He screams like a bloody banshee!

  • A sweaty, sweaty banshee..

  • He "jumps the couch" on a daily basis.

  • I was thinking about making a machinima later and this would be perfect for a part! Does anyone know where I can dl an mp3 of it?!

  • Retard! Oh the video was good.

  • HE FUKIN SWEATS LIKE HEELLLL LOL

  • HAHAHAHAH He does

  • man,i want see this on gmod

  • watch the idiots of Garry's mod they have what you seek

  • *MANIC SCREEEAAAMMMM*

  • His a noob.

  • uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh

    come oooonnnn uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

    uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuhhhhhhhhh

    ihhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uhhhhhhhh

  • He sleeps 2h per day and takes too much drugs I presume

  • his face reminds me of the penguin

  • WE NEED LYRICS :(

  • Repost of a repost. min 5.

  • man.. he's sweatin up a storm

  • PARTY HARD!

  • Can I have the lyrics to this song?

  • this is why i develop apps in xcode....

  • Yes! There's a fucking dart in your neck. that awesome!

  • GIVE IT UP FOR ME!!!

  • Whenever I'm even slightly overweight my energy level falls off a cliff. Seriously, for him to be putting out that much energy, he's got to be on drugs.

  • He's e little swetty huh??:D

  • THIS IS SPARTA

  • SPARTA?

    THIS IS DEVELOPERS

  • Great comment xD

  • All that money...

  • wow i didnt know working at microsoft could make you sweat like that

  • Wait, when does he say developers? LOL!

  • THIS IS DEVELOPERS!!

  • omg I hate developers now through him hahaha!!! nah us really but... holy shit on a stick can you imagine getting a bear hug off balmer..... would be like..... (passes out)

  • Haha, that was put together pretty well.

    Gave me a laugh.

  • The word devolopers will never be taken seriously again.

  • OMG hes sweaty:P

  • i have four words for ya........Developers Developers Developers Developers LOL

  • I think I've forgotten the meaning of the word developers..... and develop

  • Zomg mine too!

  • Ubuntu Linux, because I refuse to fund a monopoly.

  • windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows

  • ohhhhh, I thought that it just didn't post the first time.

  • Microsoft? They should call it Microhard...

  • Developers, Developers ahhhhhhhhhh!!! give it up for me!!!! ahhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhuuah!!!!

  • Developers?

    This guy should be slapped in the face 50 times before being transported to a mental asylum... the guy thinks he's a fucking rock star.

  • What was that word again? Lol

  • what a wimp

  • Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers,

    Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers,

    Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers.

  • Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers,

    Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers,

    Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers,Developers, Developers.

  • This is probably my favourite youtube video ever...seriously.

  • This guy is freaking awesome!

  • That's sick... but also good! :D

  • this is gay fuck

  • The original went exactly like this:

    Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers.

    Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!

    Developers!!! Developers!!!!!

    Yes!!!

    (Sweat, stink, scream)