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microsoft is the strongest company in the world because they can screw up an entire line of os and have a clown as their ceo and still is the richest company in the world.
...you think microsoft relies heavily on image? Do you have macs and PCs confused?
But anyway, these video clips are essentially all from their company meetings, where the leaders try to get the employees excited to be a part of the company to (hopefully) improve their performance. It's not like he's doing this stuff at a professional trade show. Acting like he does, in the employee conference context, is highly encouraged.
I agree with you on this one. He must be a heck of a businessman. I don't really like is his style though, I mean he tries to disprove the worth of features in oppositions' products rather than showing how Microsoft does it better.
I guess what I meant was that he doesn't come across as being even the slightest bit objective. Whereas Bill Gates would say "Apple has got some great innovations, but Microsoft is introducing this...", Steve Ballmer would say something to the effect of "google maps on the iphone? are you retarded? why don't you just buy a paper map?!" Even if the point he makes is true, his way of expressing is a huge turnoff for alot of consumers.
DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR
Whenever I'm even slightly overweight my energy level falls off a cliff. Seriously, for him to be putting out that much energy, he's got to be on drugs.
omg I hate developers now through him hahaha!!! nah us really but... holy shit on a stick can you imagine getting a bear hug off balmer..... would be like..... (passes out)
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fucking /g/
PinkShackRecords 1 week ago
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GolfWhiskey91 1 week ago
hes a sweaty one
Klayten159 1 month ago
@tshows635 obvious comment is obvious
TheArcher20 1 month ago
Crack,Crack,Crack,Crack...
Crack,Crack,Crack,Crack...
Crack,Crack,Crack,Crack...
xD
12305maciek 1 month ago
fuck you youtube downloader xDDD
SkaterboarderTapsu 2 months ago
He had me at developers
TheSJamaly 2 months ago
"the melonfruit the melonfruit the melonfruit the melonfruit "
gepardiz 2 months ago 7
I bet he keeps this track on his phone :D
slackeriii2 3 months ago
@slackeriii2 he has this as a ringtone and calls himself
EpicRaeg 2 months ago
Very catchy. He's not like this anymore though. such a shame, he could give Mr.Jobs some stiff competition.
omare788 4 months ago
lyrics?
p90lover 7 months ago
wow.. look at all his fans...paying more attention to his sweat than his speech.
SuperRanRanRuu 8 months ago
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misterTxVideo 9 months ago
24 people don't use deodorant.
NaChoDsK 11 months ago 3
i liked the part when he clapped his hands.
mrfourtysevenman 1 year ago
1:26 AREABA!
tannen360 1 year ago
Haters gon' Hate. Developers gon' Develop.
CuzinNiko 1 year ago 2
Isnt in the bible a secret code where it is prophesized, that the end of the world is near when a crazy butthead shouts "delelopment" for 12 times ?
quantengott 1 year ago
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ytvoice1 1 year ago
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DarkSumio 1 year ago
WANKER!
Has he just just done a Massive line of coke?
BestivalFan 1 year ago
The Vella Fruit The Vella FruitThe Vella FruitThe Vella Fruit
The Vella FruitThe Vella FruitThe Vella FruitThe Vella Fruit
The Vella Fruit The Vella Fruit The Vella Fruit The Vella Fruit
ssgkilo32 1 year ago 4
i feel sick
macroscalequantumsys 1 year ago
seems someone has fucked him real hard.
tumhum1 1 year ago
someone did a fat line before going on stage! LOL
Laurie608 1 year ago
fuck developers, go DONUTS
pigeonwing9172 1 year ago
man that guy loves his company, or developers..
okreset 1 year ago
microsoft is the strongest company in the world because they can screw up an entire line of os and have a clown as their ceo and still is the richest company in the world.
500ncb 1 year ago
This is fucking awesome.
jfyvneld 1 year ago 3
Awesome, Can i get the Lyrics?
biker4lyfe 1 year ago 8
Sure, here:
Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers
Lufttygger306 1 year ago 7
@Lufttygger306 don't forget "woooo! come on! woooo! come on! woooo! come on! woooo! come on! woooo! come on! woooo! come on!"
sadchild70 1 year ago
What if the richest man in the world could pay for your amphetamine addiction? It happened.
sobeita 2 years ago 7
it takes me a 2 mile run to get wet like that
numenor20091 2 years ago 2
It's only completely true.
OctavioTheWealthy 2 years ago
Death to State Capitalism
Eldel15 2 years ago
lol last time i saw this was years ago.
bobish14 2 years ago
i wacthed all 3 minutes
TheAmericanCanadian 2 years ago
i have 4 words for ya:
Developers, Developers, Deodorant, Deodorant.
campbell4show 2 years ago 2
deodorant won't help all that perspiration though
Jrezky 2 years ago 2
"i have 4 words for ya!.... developers developers developers developers'
LOL, this video is so awesome
jin37uk 2 years ago
Anti-Persperant, Anti-Persperant, Anti-Persperant, Anti-Persperant, Anti-Persperant, Anti-Persperant, Anti-Persperant, Anti-Persperant!
Bus7777 2 years ago 7
hahahaaaa
jin37uk 2 years ago
LOL @
marquesbrownlee
cartman7610 2 years ago
deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant deodorant
marquesbrownlee 2 years ago 144
@marquesbrownlee
:DD
Mauerlappen 1 year ago
@marquesbrownlee
42 thumbs up!
42!
the meaning of life, the universe,, and everything!
TheAmericanCanadian 1 year ago
@marquesbrownlee major win
ziaolol 1 year ago
Do we really want this guy making our computers!?!?!??!
yiyopr1 2 years ago 6
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sergeantRC 2 years ago
...you think microsoft relies heavily on image? Do you have macs and PCs confused?
But anyway, these video clips are essentially all from their company meetings, where the leaders try to get the employees excited to be a part of the company to (hopefully) improve their performance. It's not like he's doing this stuff at a professional trade show. Acting like he does, in the employee conference context, is highly encouraged.
apocobring 2 years ago 3
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sergeantRC 2 years ago
Ballmer has been at Microsoft since the starting, so I guess they're doing great with him.
juwara 2 years ago
I agree with you on this one. He must be a heck of a businessman. I don't really like is his style though, I mean he tries to disprove the worth of features in oppositions' products rather than showing how Microsoft does it better.
DaveMcKerron 2 years ago
Apple isn't any better.
Laofse 2 years ago
I guess what I meant was that he doesn't come across as being even the slightest bit objective. Whereas Bill Gates would say "Apple has got some great innovations, but Microsoft is introducing this...", Steve Ballmer would say something to the effect of "google maps on the iphone? are you retarded? why don't you just buy a paper map?!" Even if the point he makes is true, his way of expressing is a huge turnoff for alot of consumers.
DaveMcKerron 2 years ago 2
Yeah, he knows how to be a douche, but i like his style on stage.^^
Laofse 2 years ago
@Laofse Has their CEO behaved in a way even clsoe to that ?
ManuABG 1 year ago
this cracks me up every time
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HollowHelmet 2 years ago 3
I have 4 words for you:
developers, developers, developers, developers.
PdubthePatriot 2 years ago 12
Developers to develop the worst web browser of the history ...
alevinval 2 years ago
payaso
OCHOGOTUCU 2 years ago
He's swetting alot :/
orderra 2 years ago
i love this video!
it so sick, i can't get enough of it. it shows exaclty how this world works.
africanforest 2 years ago 2
developers, developers, developers, develop lol
bartle123456789 2 years ago
I like the part when he says developers.
tshows635 2 years ago 97
@tshows635
so in other words u like it all!!
dangerousdave102 1 year ago
Excuse me while I go develop things.
Forummaster2 2 years ago 5
i want to develop something now
dorlack 2 years ago 10
WHo make this is genius.
Whosoever made this video has great great rhythm sense.
Freaking tight production!
MrSweetPotato 2 years ago 5
me, being high as fuk right now - cheering for the kreator of this vid. fan-fuking-tastic
GrimDeal 2 years ago
What is that tune?? It rules! It pertains to my interstests, so any suggestions would be muchly appreciated.
JohannLau 2 years ago
nice )
CEHAT0P 2 years ago
E' qualcosa di stupendo O__O°
Subito tra i preferiti :-)
MrTorreez 2 years ago
genius....
I lol'ed very much at this!
Welshie1701 2 years ago 4
He'd better do this at E3 this year..
LightcycleChampion 2 years ago 3
lol
toocool4u92000 2 years ago
he is a stupid man !!!
ninuxpdb 2 years ago
#!/bin/bash
yes developers
dougallj 2 years ago 3
I wonder where to find the lyrics for this.
AgentCROCODILE 2 years ago 9
Scaaaaaaary.
sakebi 2 years ago
developers developers debelopers damelobers themelopers the mellon burst the mellon burst
awsom song
startrekingali 2 years ago 4
who is he? and what is he doin?
Maxit666 2 years ago
bill gates replacement @ m$
hankscorpiouk 2 years ago 3
I hope he doesn't pass out.. lol
blaqmare 2 years ago
I have 4 words for ya!
Developers!
Developers!
DEVELOPERS!
DEVELOPERS!
Crankitup001 2 years ago
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THR34T1 2 years ago
i liked the part where he said DEVELOPERS
teeron11 2 years ago 7
wow, me too!
;D
zombiehorde99 2 years ago
That's kinda catchy XD
FordyShan 2 years ago
I love microsoft
joshvamped 2 years ago 4
linux is better
icemohawk15 2 years ago
actually its not comparable, tbh
sEweron 2 years ago
Not even close.
SonikkuZaHedgehog127 2 years ago
WHY THE F*CK THIS GUY IS SO ENERGETIC.How many cup coffee does he drink????Oh my god he is stupid.
stephos21 2 years ago
he didn't drink coffee... he is a craker!
falconFIL 2 years ago
Microsoft wins.
Penikorn 2 years ago
some people must have been scared shitless when he said who said sit down with those crazy eyes
draegonaurr 2 years ago
i am crying, hahhahahahaahha
kostlod 2 years ago 2
What did he say again?
ready2 2 years ago 2
the best part was when he said developers
LHCLEGION 2 years ago 12
lmfao
TerminusFatalis 2 years ago 2
Can someone post the lyrics please ? :3
Phinesius 2 years ago 4
Now I see why Windows is more popular then others!!!
OlegBancekin 2 years ago 3
I love microsoft and o'll steve makes me love it even more
callawaykilla4 3 years ago
Is that Howard Dean?
chamberl 3 years ago
Steve Ballmer
zaw1112 3 years ago
Steve Ballmer owns!
Microsoft owns!
WackoX 3 years ago 4
i cant get enough of this video i watched it atleast 20 times
Trent2k94 3 years ago
LMFAO me too :P imagine how scared people were when he said 'WHO SAID SIT DOWN !?" with that crazy look in his eye :P
braydenmartindale 3 years ago
That is an extremely scary exhibition of mindless devotion to shitty code. ha ha.
GenesisOrion 3 years ago 2
He screams like a bloody banshee!
ToxicPinkPoison 3 years ago 3
A sweaty, sweaty banshee..
ToxicPinkPoison 3 years ago 7
He "jumps the couch" on a daily basis.
scooterskittles 3 years ago
I was thinking about making a machinima later and this would be perfect for a part! Does anyone know where I can dl an mp3 of it?!
AustinPV 3 years ago
Retard! Oh the video was good.
skylightdash 3 years ago
HE FUKIN SWEATS LIKE HEELLLL LOL
LIQU1DOCELOT 3 years ago 2
HAHAHAHAH He does
skylightdash 3 years ago 3
man,i want see this on gmod
SladeForelly 3 years ago
watch the idiots of Garry's mod they have what you seek
helldropper 3 years ago
*MANIC SCREEEAAAMMMM*
TheGreatVax 3 years ago
His a noob.
jaychou1994 3 years ago 2
uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh
come oooonnnn uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
ihhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh
Eikinkloster 3 years ago
He sleeps 2h per day and takes too much drugs I presume
arlpainbringer 3 years ago 5
his face reminds me of the penguin
YMS09D 3 years ago 2
WE NEED LYRICS :(
BOZZEHH 3 years ago 3
Repost of a repost. min 5.
xXGogetaXx 3 years ago
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i need someone to likc my pussy I
aarbeau 3 years ago 3
man.. he's sweatin up a storm
CRIPPLEhank 3 years ago 2
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ChocoPenguin 3 years ago 7
PARTY HARD!
lapsang2 3 years ago
Can I have the lyrics to this song?
mm3guy 3 years ago 7
this is why i develop apps in xcode....
agesabres18 3 years ago
Yes! There's a fucking dart in your neck. that awesome!
fogelbaby 3 years ago
GIVE IT UP FOR ME!!!
Icew0lfBlade 3 years ago
Whenever I'm even slightly overweight my energy level falls off a cliff. Seriously, for him to be putting out that much energy, he's got to be on drugs.
element1973 3 years ago
He's e little swetty huh??:D
Klatretoesen 3 years ago
THIS IS SPARTA
owow999 3 years ago 3
SPARTA?
THIS IS DEVELOPERS
AnandaSh4k3 3 years ago 8
Great comment xD
Caliber64 3 years ago
All that money...
Nintendostar123 3 years ago
wow i didnt know working at microsoft could make you sweat like that
fia2322 3 years ago
Wait, when does he say developers? LOL!
lieutenanterrrrrrrr 3 years ago
THIS IS DEVELOPERS!!
lieutenanterrrrrrrr 3 years ago
omg I hate developers now through him hahaha!!! nah us really but... holy shit on a stick can you imagine getting a bear hug off balmer..... would be like..... (passes out)
whisanders 3 years ago
Haha, that was put together pretty well.
Gave me a laugh.
Mastrchiefca 3 years ago
The word devolopers will never be taken seriously again.
FaLc336 3 years ago
OMG hes sweaty:P
Millodk1 3 years ago 2
i have four words for ya........Developers Developers Developers Developers LOL
bpeterdude316 3 years ago
I think I've forgotten the meaning of the word developers..... and develop
fredsnicker 3 years ago 2
Zomg mine too!
BioHazard874 3 years ago 2
Ubuntu Linux, because I refuse to fund a monopoly.
velvethandofdarkness 3 years ago
windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows windows
FCN95 3 years ago
ohhhhh, I thought that it just didn't post the first time.
boogoyle21 3 years ago
Microsoft? They should call it Microhard...
boogoyle21 3 years ago
Developers, Developers ahhhhhhhhhh!!! give it up for me!!!! ahhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhuuah!!!!
Blackjack555 3 years ago
Developers?
This guy should be slapped in the face 50 times before being transported to a mental asylum... the guy thinks he's a fucking rock star.
salvo711 3 years ago
What was that word again? Lol
FalcovsFox 3 years ago
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this guy should be respected, not a rock star, or a movie star...he helped the world develope
onlydragon 3 years ago
what a wimp
macmini661 3 years ago
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liquos 3 years ago 4
This is probably my favourite youtube video ever...seriously.
HBKrosseyed 3 years ago
This guy is freaking awesome!
HBKrosseyed 3 years ago
That's sick... but also good! :D
jad3im 3 years ago
this is gay fuck
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The original went exactly like this:
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Developers!!! Developers!!!!!
Yes!!!
(Sweat, stink, scream)
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