E3 2009: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Stage Demo

[CookiesAndGuns95]

Ugh, no, it does not pick up where the movie ends. They only did so much because of budget cuts, and they wanted to put EVERYTHING in the game, which sucks elephant dick.

[gunner76111]

this game sounds like something a second grader would right down on a sheet of paper >.>

[interceptor12345]

WAT THE FUC IS THIS CRAP!!!!!!

[115837]

bad game

[shadezofblu]

fat bastard

[RandoWarriorX]

WTF THIS IS NOT G.I. JOE

THIS

IS

PURE

BULLSHIT

[xBBOYx9OHx]

tell me they r fired

[adi1axel1]

lol at the end look at the screen behind the presentator there is an awsome game there:D

[JoshDaBaller247]

ive watched this a thousand times cause i laugh at this every time

[Nightxfox12]

sorry guys, I just have to say this...

*cough*

dude.... YOU"RE BLOODY ARSE IS STICKING OUT!!!!!!

[brodster11]

i love this game. its my fav game ever!!!

[aidancorbett]

this game chould never have been created.

[NinjaGirl2646]

wtf... PS2 games look better than this.. hell i take that back.. even PS1 look better

[XLr8oR2020]

THIS

GAME

IS

SHIT!

[kplatsko]

looks like crap

[playm8paul]

seriously i laughed when i saw this game.... wtf how can anyone making this think its good? shit graphics, and almost 2d looking wastes man

[Wookie1234567]

I don't want this game, but why is PC getting so much hate lately?

[AUserThatsNotTaken]

Starcraft & Bad Company 2 is all the love i need.

[GroovyDawg]

Fatman is FAAAAT.

And he makes shitty games.

[aquamenfresh]

he says arcade style shooter which is just another word for im just being lazy makin a shit game with PS2 graphic and awful gameplay

[Tobu02]

OMG the game looks like shit!

They really wasted their time when they developed this piece of crap.

Good thing i never bought this.

[AUserThatsNotTaken]

i haven't really looked into this game much, but i it doesn;t seem like they are aiming at a mainstream launch. Its just a modern gun and run. Like a 3D metal slug.

Assuming it will be fairly cheap.

[Exiaification]

it stills sucks ass

[drgrandtheftauto]

movie is good bt the game sucks like hell

[VidsOfPedroLarson1]

You Can Watch This Movie And 100's More At: watch-movies-free. tk

[kare995]

who buys this shit

[hadesmanuy]

I think that the Gamespot guy is acting nice even though he also thinks this is shit.

[Nephalen]

@hadesmanuy very proffesional

[xxPyrOxxFanG]

@hadesmanuy thts a given...

[badhuman167]

big fat man!

[hithron]

this game isnt as good as ping pong and that was 2 white lines and a ball :D

[luke8902]

@hithron lol pong was epic...a complex band of intense phycologoical terror and a violent under lineing of political angst...just two white lines and a ball, basically

[hithron]

@luke8902 i agree pong was epic

[luke8902]

yep...no one can deny it

[bloodcorer]

an another cinematic game fail.

[MonsterMotoxx]

wow this game sucks beyond all believe. iron man was better than this.

[D3LANYO22]

they made the game to be simlar to the old style shooters

[pinoyboy579]

This looks like a game from the PS2 but total vomit

[interceptor12345]

lol this look so stupid

[lamborghinifanboy117]

cool!

[eddiebrady]

this is the sort of game youd watch porn after to clean your eyes

[biglola13]

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS SHIT

[Nicky12thomson]

lol!!

[lindevolean]

this looks like some shit that would come out on a ps1

[johanlol3]

This is gonna suck NEED FOR FUCKING SHITTY SPEED SHIFT SUCKS DICK

[puregenius09]

who the fuck would ever buy a shitty game like this.

[ReamAlec]

HAHA this game fucking sucks. It looks like a ps1 game with ps2 graphics. They said they didnt have co-op because they wanted to focus on offline mode? HA, it's the same fucking thing! Not that i care, its just surprising there allowing terrible games to be released (cough) Socom: Confrontation

[RebelForce8]

Isnt aspartame an artificial sweetener ? and aluminum in small quantities wont do shit. Are you just makeing those up to fill the web with bullshit ?

[RebelForce8]

" All platforms..everything but the pc" AND THE GAME IS SHIT

[GuessWh0Sh0tya]

lol is that bcuz u cant afford or are u just a pc nerd?

[RebelForce8]

Lets say i could buy 8 ps3's right now just for the fun of it

[masoonm16]

even before the man started talking bout the game it looked shit

[antz733]

i am disapointed. too unrealistic. not detailed enough. horrible graphics. movie stinks too. 1980's gi joe is way better then this new stuff. this game reminds me of lego games. creaters shit the money bag.

[XbLaZInGuNzX]

wouldn't the guy be embarrased on how SHIT THIS IS!

[EDDY2553]

can someone tell me why did the graphics sucked.

[KloverGVeteran]

LOL!!!!!! Contra on graphic steroids

thats all i see here!

[johnprasher]

Got it, Played it, Hate it

[keplerkid]

lol anyone ever think that command and conquier is kind of like GI joe?you got Nod which is a terorist group that has the same colors as cobra. And how GDI is the good guys and all that kind of stuff, and btw this game sucks

[311fuel]

how does a pistol shoot like a machine gun

[TKORob]

Lmao would be funny seeing $ 59.99 as a price tag on this shit

[TheKingOfDarkness137]

all you people who say this is fucking crap PLAY IT OR BUY IT BEFORE YOU SHIT ABOUT IT MK?

[Tuplabotti]

And you like this game ? Then you have to be like 8 years old boy who havent played any other games, because this is THE FUCKING WORST GAME EVER MADE!

[TheKingOfDarkness137]

thats your fucking opinion asshole. have you ever played Dr jeckle and mr hyde? thats a fucking shitty game

[Tuplabotti]

What makes me asshole ? Because i say things like they are ? Stay in truth boy and btw i havent played jeckle n hyde..

[SkySnappa]

looks really crap, who would buy this shit

[Wigganator]

WTF is this? Looks like a game for the freaking DS!

[SkilletBoiTheSecond]

this game looks like crash bandicoot

[yonifra2]

looks like a game from 2004, this game should be updated before launching...

[javedkashmoney]

this game sucks

[assassinscreedYUM]

lol I can't believe they demoed this game

[ItsMeMario6943]

if i had millions of dollars i would buy this game rape it of its achievments then burn it along with avatar tla tbe

[antantiques]

doesn't look good

[MrLuckybeast13]

oh my god this game sucks just like the movie.

[bark1986]

it's like Metal Slug 3d .

[HaloCustomFilms]

It's an arcade game, don't be so hard on it.

[TheKingOfDarkness137]

no its a real game

[HaloCustomFilms]

Yes, an arcade (genre) game.

[vicrockz89]

YO JOE! Why does your game suck shit?!

[YGnoRMSter]

hahahahah... what did i just heard?

"now every G.I.Joe guy is so unique..!"

ow yeah i can see it. the one shoots with big fire balls the other one uses little laser blasts.. omg!

i think they doing drugs at EA!

[loveinblade]

this game is crap

[zilox1]

i wonder how long it took to make this piece of crap?

[bidnitzazusual1]

WTF???!!! Is this for the SNES or something?! lol

[eddiebrady]

nope its to crap for the Snes

[dans881]

Wouldn't*

[dans881]

holy shit this looks like it was made in the 90's the gameplay is just horryfying i would even play this for free

[Snowyice101]

This game sucks.

[Ps3mads]

lol the game spot guy was probly thinking

"wat is this garbage" lol

[Ricky07070909]

no story line interaction and the way the players run. It looks really booring. Even the demo I would not play for long. What did they do here!

[DEKO896]

stupid game : P

[Kasukimuki]

I feel bad for those guys.

Presenting such a bad game.

[antantiques]

same

[IMDBmoderator]

whoever bought this has to be the biggest g i joe fan ever

[LeoF3500K]

dude x play gave a rating for this ive never seen them use they gave it 1 star it sucks dick

[PsychoDieter91]

this game looks a little better than commando (1984) and commando 2

[PsychoDieter91]

havent seen the movie yet, but in the trailer they were jumping through trains and shit. cant see any moves like that in the demo:(

[PatJC1]

this game looks crap there is no variety and the 2 characters are meant to be different and the 2 players play in the exact same way, it is a mindless crap 3rd person shooter

[anderson411]

hahaha NObody like its! GI i i i i SH!!!!T!

[ZephyrX24Productions]

people will rent instead of buy, i mean who would buy this. I would buy it if it was the year 2000 - 2003 on ps1 or ps2 but on 360 and ps3 that's shit.

[poleneitor]

this shit is not comparable to modern warfare 2 its worth 20 bucks

[warmachine021]

E3 2009 this game seems more fit for E3 1999

[EternalFantasy5]

hahahha that craacked me up, its so true... hahha.

[Megaladong]

I would take it for free but I'm deff. not buying this

[SWAGproductions123]

i mite buy it for the heck of it... or not. this game would be good if u r in the mood for a shooter or something....

[M24SocomSniper]

what an ugly game!

[mrjohnconner5]

no co-op online wtf

[legswideopen111]

wow....this looks INCREDIBLY shit

[residentevil5206]

this game is going to sauk no one will buy it

[ThePUREproject]

Don't buy this....Looks like they put about 10 mins into this game then quit. Looks terrible!

[tankXacw]

gonna be shit like every other movie game

[tearzman07]

dont worry people!! they were playing the 'psp' version........lol

[kurtlubu]

then y they;re holding controllers????

[Xriderthekinng]

OMG WTF why did they even bother i'll just watch the film the game looks disgusting

[0percentinteresting]

that was unfortunate

[Nison545]

I love how the graphics suck but on the dudes backpack it says "HD"! XD

[jaugernaut16]

looks like a shit ps2 game

[Jiozu]

No that game is worse^^

[slayerking1234]

reminds me of aegis wings

[comprevolution]

looks about as good as the move :) (thumbs down)

[imverysleepyrightnow]

looks crap

[mikehoable]

Can't wait for Modern Combat 2. They say so much money goes into the licensing of the game there is no money left for development and it looks true for this game too.

[P3ANUT89]

TURN'D ME OFF AT 0:41

[loccy555]

worst game of 09'. For a 6 year old this will be great! but this wont suet my needs.

[Super32Nova]

DAMN! No PC :(

[CineRecon]

it looks fun with 2 players, Cabal-style!

[GamerTron2]

At 01:12 he just admitted that we get what we want in the game.

[GamerTron2]

Lol. I meant he admitted that we DONT get what we want. Lol sorry.

[dustmop5]

this game looks gay who would want it

[chubersanth314]

this gme looks awsome

[vicrockz89]

This game looks mediocre at best. Probably fun as a weekend rental. I'm sure the G.I. Joe fans will eat this shit up anyways.

[G92Terran]

this game is like a shoot em' up

[mishimazibatsu]

damn neah every stage demo is on 36o wat the eff man

x box 3 fix me is not all that

[CineRecon]

Does it use auto-lock on?

[TeamED11]

FRIST COMMENT!!1

[jenbrig]

that guy needs to slow down on the big mac

[pojoy57]

Hell no all movie games always fail expect spiderman

[rockstar6626]

the wolverine game was pretty good.

[amjadrahim26]

Fucking old style

[TeamED11]

EPIC FAIL!!

[picalo32]

they could have done better!!!

[Itsyourmom123]

FAIL

[24flyer]

looks to me like its just another game whipped up after the movie. pos

[sporting261]

looks like its another piece of shit made by ea

[oldGanon]

looks like a contra 3d game the bullets the 3 lives the weapons

but they failed

[Markaintus]

This game is an EPIC FAIL if I ever had to choose one. you'd would at least think the could make a decent game when the movie is already out.

[themou2008]

the guy in the middle looks like he plays video games for al living.

[THEWATCHERISLOOKING]

They should go retro and use all the 80s characters with vehicles. make an upgrade of the arcade game and make it online. like halo

[UIMODUIMOD2]

It'll be lucky to even be worth $10.

[arsenalmendes13]

lol but no it will be lucky if it even sells over 100 copies lol because of the biggest G.I.JOE fans this is not worth the money that they are selling 40 pounds in the u.k lol not even touching the case that's how bad this game is

[ARNDG5]

it reminds me of the show and it loved the show! looks awesome!

[FinalJinchuuriki]

Look at them running. I think game developers are getting desperate cause this looks like the sort of movement you would see if they made a Robot Chicken game.

[foxtrotkiller101]

man this reminds me of those old ps2 games i used to play. and it just doesn't seem hardcore enough to be taken seriously.

[Dragunov121]

damn this sux left right shoot shoot yawwn

[cuteshinobu]

wooow, im bored

[Denajha23]

awesome

[Avagardia]

The gameplay looks a bit like that of the LEGO games. Funny thing is I really didn't enjoy the LEGO games.

[Dracamus]

Damn this game looks shit.

[rotinaj47]

Ooh, This looks bad. UK Members, Do you remember Action Man? That spawned some awful games. Barbie too. And Brats. Polly Pocket. My god, stop making Games out of Toys.

[Lolismad]

well atleast it's not as bad as the Hannah Montana game...

[TheTarheelsofHalo]

holy crap this game looks really Linear and boring

[pimpslicka]

Looks like an arcade game with ok graphics

[nakke44]

this coming on psp?????

[fernandoamano]

finally a old school game with new graphics!!!! cant wait to play! games like spider wos, prototype, terminator, wanted and etc have the same gameplay and i'm tired =)

[Paul0wnzU]

i meant to say no online present coop or vs

[Paul0wnzU]

wow a coop built game with no online coop? hmmm sounds like epic fail

this game has the possibilty to be good but with oniline present at all coop or vs and they basically avoided the whole dlc question so prolly nothing on that end and the graphics lack something to be desired so in my opinion EPIC FAIL!

[nick99huang]

hahaha looks like a ps2 game

[efanDank]

Fail game.

[Jman2113]

dude, prototype is months before this games release...

It looks ok. Won't buy it, I'll rent it on my Blockbuster game pass though. Where need more run and gun games, all this cover based gameplay (Wanted, Gears) gets annoying after a bit. This reminds me of the old days.

[Paul0wnzU]

wanted was the worst game ever made it was the most repetative game known to man

[Jman2113]

Dude, ALL games are repititive. Gears is , Halo, its just shooting, same thing level after level. Only games that arent repetitive are free roaming games, and free form, like Haven for PS2.

[bat2456]

guys save your money for prototype

[wildwolves8]

this game is gonna be crap on crap and there no pc version.thanks to EA,the pc lovers.lol at least pc gamer don't get do play that abysmal shit.

[delasmore]

this aint worth 60 bucks or 6 bucks da fuck man and that dude is fat as hell.

[jrtime]

this game is shity

[ChazShinRa]

No crosshairs?