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  • You a sick perveted idiot.

  • There's Christian love at its finest.

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  • If their is one thing worse than a Catholic its a Mormon-and what makes things even worse is we are going to have two choices for president in 2012-elect a Mormon or keep that Muslim in office.

    Praise Jesus, whats a true American Christian suppose to do? What has happened to my Christian Country-The Christian States Of America?

  • @ZX2ManDave unless... we get a normal protestant christian like Herman Cain in office. Rick Perry, he's an idiot, wants to intervene in Mexico (BIG MISTAKE!!!), plus he made a knock-off economic plan after falling behind to Cain's 9-9-9 plan.

    And PLEASE DON'T FLIP THOSE 9'S UPSIDE DOWN!!! IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, I TELL YOU!!! lol!

  • chris harper of landover baptist church he was convicted on 05/18/1962 for molesting five boys........yeah he is real funny......maybe he can baby sit for all u ppl that think he is so funny.....oh its just a parody haha that's ok then ...or not .. molesting kids is not funny.

  • @MrBRODY605

    [citation needed] esp. as this is a heavy allegation and this guy doesn't really look older than 50. I bet he wasn't even born back than and I'm pretty sure you are a filthy liar. But who cares - lying for god is ok, no?

  • Horray for Pastor Deacon Fred! He's my Hero!

  • @waynesworldwaniac He's blunt, short, and to the point, and he makes perfect sense! I like it!

  • Did not Jesus Christ came to save the world and ask us to love one another and to forgive one another?Watching this video makes one fill with hatred. No different from the Al-Queda.

    I will not become a Christian by this message because it teaches hatred. There is no love and it looks

    Satanic.

  • so what do you believe in then u fucking critical piece of dog shit

  • wow.... lol no one is safe catholic wiccans no one

    lol

  • dumb baptists

  • Amen Brother Praise GOD!

  • As a Catholic, I just have to say that it didn't work.

  • This might be a joke...but its also true...LOL...Catholics suck ass..pagans

  • Man of God - god said love neighbors - catholic here. neighbor -

    this man not loving me.

  • Haha, this was funny. Even funnier= people who think this is real. I'm Catholic and this is funny!

  • is this guy a joke?

  • Jesus wears a 'dress too' just like the priests ;)

  • its just the priests :o

  • Ibc4god: Somebody clearly did not get the train set that he wanted. AWWW! By the way you may want to read the bible clearly baptist. If you really are one. And you are a man of GoD? That's funny. By the way, if your only job is to bag on other people's belief and religion. You may want to judge your own. Jesus did not go to the cross to kick us and tell us we are no good. You may want to read again John 15: 17. I am a proud to become Catholic. You have no love of God in your heart.

  • Your are not a Man of God. God would never say anything bad about any other religion. He would say "If you want to have eternal life, follow me." But never anything bad that would hurt them. I am Catholic and you have everthing wrong. Im not trying to talk bad, but I just want you to know that we love Jesus with all our heart. I dont mind you disagreeing with us, but please dont talk bad about us. Thats all I ask.

  • @basketball7041 Amen brother,amen.

  • @basketball7041 YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHILE THE DEACON IS SPEAKING

  • @basketball7041 im with you!!! fuck this old bastard!!! dont know shit about catholics!!!! fuck his stupid church!!!

  • Your are not a Man of God. God would never say anything bad about any other religion. He would say "If you want to have eternal life, follow me." But never anything bad that would hurt them. I am Catholic and you have everthing wrong. Im not trying to talk bad, but I just want you to know that we love Jesus with all our heart. I dont mind you disagreeing with us, but please dont talk bad about us. Thats all I ask.

  • Comedian? That wasn't even funny. That's something you hear every day.

  • @Robin0201 HMMM I have watched this video 500 times and laugh every time ring kissing poop loving beed counting jenny flecking alter boy buggering ring kisser lol HAHAHAAAA

  • Love this guy, but he looks like he is barely half as wide as most of the baptists I've met or he would be much more convincing. Still... religious satire is the best satire.

  • wow...

    successful troll is successful.

  • ECUMENISMO SOLO ODIO NO

  • i just happen to be a catholic and catholics are not perverted and sick,we are very religious

  • Respect all faiths Mr. Pastor. Some of us are Muslims, Hindus and Jewish in this neighborhood who have no knowledge about Jesus the Lord, but they respect the beliefs of the Catholics. Christ preached love and you are judging. Do not judge, or you too will be judged (Matthew 7:1-3).

  • @elrem27 Then why to Christians judge gays and a million other things they dont believe in? Matthew 7:1-3 is a crock of crap.

  • @reptile411 .Get yourself a bible and open it up to the new testament, and read romans chapter 1:verses 24 to32.

  • @telabib I would rather not fill my head with those lies thanks.

  • @reptilereview .fair enough,but i thought you wanted an answer when you asked why. All the best.

  • sad how some people don't realize how completely sarcastic this is

  • @KillEscort

    sad how everyone here is a religious hick just as much as the guy in the vidoe.

  • hey, fuck you pastor deacon fred

  • Is this guy seriously a preacher or is he making a parody video?

  • I think Jesus said "let them go." you are so ignorant we will meet one day.

  • "If you judging your not loving."

  • "why so serious? AHAHAHAHAH" Joker.

  • too bad god doesnt exist....

  • @Godisableedingfaggot too bad no one descended from primates. although i'm thinking most atheists did because they dont seem too sharp.

  • Goodisableedingfaggot.........­...this is hilarious!! Whisperin your sexual secrets to a man in a dress.............fuckin catholics, what are they like?

  • lmao

  • i just happen to be a catholic and catholics are not perverted and sick,we are very religious

  • Yer bunch of papist cunts! Yer the whore of babylon. If ya want christ, repent. Jesus hates Catholics. The spanish inquisition, the holocuast................. The holy roman empire is the church of satan!!!!

  • @suspectVandal oh sod off retard

  • @sewagedweller fuck off back into the sewer ya papist cunt!!

  • @suspectVandal im Orthodox , you stupid shitface

  • @sewagedweller Orthodox? Its all Greek to me. Maybe you should pray for me instead of getting your panties in a knot, ya fuckin dick!!!

  • @suspectVandal pppff why ? Sure they send Teuton monks against us , but hey now we're all friends .

  • @sonicgaming14 and horny for alter boys lol

  • Christians turning on one another!! ALRIGHT!!

  • @wyattbbb How could nobody see that coming when people broke away from the Catholics? lol!

  • hehe!

  • Hilarious.

  • I agree this is funny as hell! "No laughing matter" sure as hell made me laugh!!

  • rofl, this guy's funny. I mean, he's a comic isn't he? He's satirising those baptist crazies ????

  • LOL... this guy has been doing this for like 12 years and idiots still take it seriously!

  • I was a Catholic and I'm now converted. Catholic's aren't Christian. They worship Mary...what kind of blasphemy is that? Praise the LORD! Amen!

  • @MrSmartBob .it is nice to hear you say that. All the very best.

  • @MrSmartBob well said.

  • the pope is the false prophet

  • sorry, didn't get me to convert. i trust history.

  • Matthew 7:15-20 copy paste.

  • this guy dosent know his history

  • the catholic church is led by the false prophet.

  • LBC gives the truth yet again praise jesus

  • The comments on this are hilarious. Fucking amazing.

  • I thought he was actually gonna post some legitimate arguments, i guess not??

  • That some of you don't get that this is an atheist parody/satire of both Baptist preachers and Roman Catholics is amazing. He's an actor/comedian. However, I must say that some older hard-shell Baptists do think along the lines of his parody sermon you get if you follow the link to his site.

  • LOL this guy is straight retarded. Im a catholic, and this guy is wrong. Jesus says love everyone even your enemies (which in his case is catholics) and hes pretty much saying we're going to hell. My friend god have mercy on you cause when judgement day comes hes gonna judge you twice as hard as the molesters. At least they dont judge people.

  • Witness the magnitude of the densitude in the comments.

  • This is probably some unethical Catholic actor impersonating a certain type of Baptist minister trying to make them that type look more stupid than they already are! Surely most real Baptist ministers are sincere Christ honoring Christians just as most Catholic priests are.

  • LOL, I though this was gonna be some kind of legit argument, but nope.

  • This is a sick joke...get a life.

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  • fuckin hilarious! you make quite a good commedian.. anyways.. take care dude.. God will judge us on what we did out of love for our brothers, not what we said on youtube... i dont feel the love.. nor do the rest.. then why destroy instead of build up something better for heaven?

  • You can convert a Catholic in less than a minute? Well it didn't happen.

    You silly baptist pastor descendant of a puritan.

  • Just because we won't molest altar boys doesn't make us Puritans. GLORY!

  • You know I graduated from Cal Baptist Univ. too.

    So you never heard of Pastor Eddie Thomas of St. Luke Baptist or Rev. T. Williams of Shiloh Baptist or Tiney Park, Larry Shaw, or how about Pastor Kenneth Johnson of Missionary Baptist Church. You want me to go on? They all molested, raped, and even killed minor children. You just don't hear it in the news.

    Less than 1% of registered priest all over the world have molested children compare to the Baptist 6%.

    So get your facts straight

  • I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the noise of that fast-track train to Hell you're riding! GLORY!

  • I usually take the highway where the Angels give you the lift. Too many Protestants on that train for my liking.

  • By watching vidoes like this, what will non christians think about this protestant pastor and his teaching?

  • Hey lbc4god, did your father sexually abuse you when you were little?

    Why do you have intense hatered against Catholics when it seems you are very ignoract about the teaching of the Catholic church?

    Why this hate? What happend to Jesus' teaching? Love your enemies? Don't judge others? Turn your other cheek?

  • ......hehe........bahahahahaha­!!!! Wow that man not only screams homophone but I`d love to see him suddenly in th 1400-1600`s with men in frills, or Jesus time where men wore toga`s guess this man would have to call down Jesus or be a hypocrite.

  • Ditto. Ignorance and arrogance walk hand in hand.

  • The Roman Catholic sect is an abomination to God, but this guy here is a real weirdo !

  • pastor "dick"

  • I really dont see his point, he actually comes across as very arogant, and I think, (judging by his website) hes got something wrong. I would love to email him just to have a chat about some of his views. Personally I think its very rich for him to bash Catholics, when he is ment to be loving his brothers in Christ. But Ill continue to find his address, so then i can have a chat...

  • Oh my God, people, this man is a COMEDIAN. This is CLEARLY meant as a joke... Get your heads out of your asses, you ignorami, and go look up "satire" in the dictionary.

  • @Aluriaphin it may be a joke, but its no joke. The greatest weapon against ANY system is FUNNY ridicule. The death of islam will occur when everybody regularly sees them as pathetic keystone cops or a chinese fire drill.. and yet it has to be funny, not just insulting. That's the ticket.

  • its "certain" catholic "priests" that are perverted not catholics themselves...get your facts right you ignorant cunt!

  • Before you folks throw your cross at this guy, visit the web site and you'll see it's a parody.

    It takes a half second to read, folks. Figure out what is going on before you breathe fire.

  • Man I will pray for every Baptist in the world because this man is representing you... he is your man of God? Go built his church upon Peter, his rock, and the powers of hell won't prevail against it, and in this case, they are not very strong.

  • Jesus made a distinction between Simon the petros and the basic truth (petra) in Peters confession, the truth upon which the ekklesia ( church) was to be built (matt 16: 18). Believers are living stones built into a spiritual house (1Peter 2: 5 ). The Bible says "who is a rock except are God" Psalm 18:31. Pastor fred is not a real pastor, but many a truth is said in jest.

  • The twelve apostles are all buried in Catholic churches. I think that shows us which is Christ's church.

  • no they're not LOL

  • (cont'd...) again, is something else that, if properly understood, is a beautiful thing. I'm sure you are aware that we, as Catholics, believe the Eucharist to be the Body and Blood of Christ (Mt 26:26-28, Mk 14:22-24, Lk 22:19-20, Jn 6:22-59), and the unconsumed Eucharist (the true presence of Christ) is reserved in the tabernacle. Therefore, we, as Catholics, believe that genuflecting out of reverence towards the tabernacle is an appropriate way to show our veneration and love for Christ.

  • Well written, doesn't it chap your ass it was all for naught - PDF being satire after all?!

    cheers

    Sandy

  • "altar-boy-bothering" comments... let me start with "Pope-loving." True. The Pope, as the successor of St. Peter (Mt 16:19), deserves our love and respect, does he not? "Bead-counting" refers, I presume, to the rosary, which, if properly understood (as I can see it is not in this case), is a beautiful prayer. We are not, of course, worshiping or adoring Mary, but rather asking for her intercession. As the Mother of Christ, how much more powerful are her prayers than ours? "Genuflecting" (cont'd)

  • cont'd... However, your actual argument is, "There's something wrong with that" ("that," I remind you, being an inaccurate description of what actually happens). Incredulity is not a convincing argument, and it's not good logic. Further, to then say "and if you can't see it, there's something wrong with you" is a logical fallacy as well, an ad hominem attack. Also bad logic, and also not a convincing argument. As for the "Pope-loving," "bead-counting," "genuflecting," (cont'd again)...

  • It's bad logic and bad arguing technique to argue that way. You found plenty of opportunity to use exaggerated, inaccurate terms for things to make them seem worse than what they are (Dresses? No, cassocks. Skirt-wearing priests? No, cassock-wearing priests. Square closet? No, confessional. Little old man wearing a dress? No, not all priests are old, and I think I've made it quite clear that they are not wearing dresses. Whispering sexual secrets? No, confessing sins. Mt 18:18. Jn 20:23). cont'd

  • Yeah us Catholics are sick and perverted, but this guy just decided one day to put on a suit, do a horribly fake southern accent, and say some really ignorant stuff for the sake of being "funny." If you are atheist, be atheist, if you are some other religion, be that way, don't hate something you don't understand.

  • Suck my dick u cocksucking faggot

  • I suggest you run down to your Catholic Church if you want that business done.  I don't know how to do it, but they are experts.

  • @lbc4god HAHAHA YES!!!! you just made my WEEK -lbc4god- thanks.

  • @Cormac123456789 Spoken like a true ring kissing poop loving beed counting jenny flecking alter boy buggering ring kisser.

  • How true! Fab....

  • Hmm I can't quite fathem out if these icb4god vids are taking the piss or not!??

  • what a sick bastard

  • It's called satire, morons.

  • LBC = Greatest Trolls EVER.

  • pastor Dicken, huh? lol you sound sick in the 'ead

  • more like pastor Dick. lol

  • or dickhead  lolz

  • OMG i don't know whats worse you or the ones that follow you.

  • Your an idiot. You couldn't convert a Catholic in a year!

  • Whoever marked this as a poor comment is an idiot. How would you know he could convert a catholic in a minute. Oh thats right you don't because YOUR NOT CATHOLIC! I can speak because I am catholic and I know that catholics are much stronger in their faith than that.

  • this is a laughing matter. (by the way, i got a youtube account just so i could comment on how rediculous this guy is) Praised be Jesus Christ for the "little square closets" and "old men in dresses"! lol. there is something wrong with him!

  • update catholic's dont do that anymore oh yea now its changed you didnt know catholic's do it all the time yea just like all the other Religions now they can confess there sins right to the Big Guns yep no fear you can rest well blessed be phoenix/michlle ps still leave the littel wiccian children alone

  • he can't count. he called us ring-kissers twice... i wouldn't take info from him... he obviously knows little about the Catholic Church...

  • This has got to be parody. Too over-the -top silly. Thank God for the Catholic Church!

  • Amen to that.

    Anyway, I hope to God this guy is funnier in real life than he is on a video.

  • haha you aren't going to "convert us in about a minute" if you keep insulting our religion and our traditions.

  • lol

  • Were'nt baptists originally Muslim and owned slaves ect.. Tell it like it is Mr.

  • i think it to late, the only one perverted is this sick man in this video, to bad the devil has a bondage on him, i don't understand why you sold your soul to the devil to spread such lies, deciever, filthy man.... we must pray for his lost soul...

  • Wow, I couldn't tell if this was a joke or not... apparently not... Although I still think it is.. This is the epitome of satanic pride and ignorance.

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  • is he serious, I am catholic and this guy has his own version of Christianity.

  • He thinks he's the Pope

  • the typical American hillbilly! Hey, at least we did not hunt down jews to their death 60 years ago? Hey, I guess you're a man of god who supports the death penalty. Thou shalt not kill, does that ring any bells?

  • "at least we did not hunt down jews to their death 60 years ago" - zemmvr (Catholic)

    Mr. Zemmvr, it's true - you did not hunt the jews down to their death 60 years ago, but you and your army of skirt-wearing, limp-wristed Mary Worshipping perverts certainly provided the funding.

  • come on, give the catholic a break. anyway it's not a skirt it's a robe.anway all christian religion started out as catholic then it divided to the other religions that we know today in the christian world. but i can't say that much about the Mary worshipping....

  • you sir are the most misinformed man I know, especially since you claim to be "a man of God" deacon is our word by the way, "There are less than one hundred people in the united states who hate Roman Catholicism for what it really is, but there are millions of people who hate what they mistakenly believe to be Catholicism." You are one in a million, not one in a hundred.

  • I pray that this man comes to meet Jesus one day, because this video is not motivated by the one who called himself the TRUTH but by bigotry and hatred. I feel sorry for him.

  • fuck this shit he iz an innocent prodie (protestant)

    who knowz nutin about catholics so he can go fuck himself >:O

  • this guy is attacking is the church jesus founded, attack his church, you attack Jesus.

    the robes the priests wear are traditional, its not a skirt. and i go to confession regularly, when i confess, and im sure i can speak for most most likely everyone, me and the priest would rather not go into gory details i would just say for example, im guilty of the sin of lust, and reconcile with god, its a spiritual clensing. and some good advise.

  • jesus hated peter

  • wow! I thought Christians were against hate, he cannot be a man of god filled with such hate, I am Catholic and have never in my life heard such horrible hate! Shame on you, you call yourself a man of god, shame on you!

  • Hate is judgment and only God can judge. We are commanded by God to kill, without hate, those that offend God...

    "anyone who blasphemes the name of the LORD must be put to death. The entire assembly must stone him. Whether an alien or native-born, when he blasphemes the Name, he must be put to death." - Leviticus 24:16

  • to kill someone is to sin! you should confess to a priest these sins of yours!

  • We are commanded by God to do so...

    14 Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death: for whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people.

    15 Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.

    Exodus 31:13-14

  • Its amazing how some Christians contradict themselves, I am catholic myself.

  • cant believe I didnt realize this was a satire. this guy is good

  • Actually, let it be known that I'm thankful for this Pastor Deacon Fred Parody. It has hit a nerve with Roman Catholics, and that's good. They are in denial about the problems in their church, starting with their leader, who is the anti-christ. Don't try to tell me I don't know what I'm talking about, because I was brought up in an R.C.C. setting, and have since been saved from it.

  • what a weirdo

  • roman religion

  • Yes, catholics are most certainly perverted. Thank you once again for yet another amazing video, Pastor! You are speaking nothing but the Truth©. Please do share more True Christian™ videos!

  • How dare you we built western civilization we were the only church found by Jesus plus disciples. St. Peter was the 1st Pope. U r brainwashed.

    God Bless Pope Benedict XVI

  • Actually, the free-masons built most of the cathedrals in Europe. The popes tried to abolish the free-masons, because of their egalitarian ideals. Just like they imprisoned Gallalalo, oh, and by the way, they murdered 50 million people during the inquisitions, and collaborated with the Nazi Party. Presently, they spend millions upon millions each year in the courts defending their pedophiles. Now there's a church you can be proud of.

  • Please Waynes you can not speak out against God's church so easily with no proof. Yes there has been corruption in the church, a dark stain on it's past, but we are human, and humans sin. That is why we have the holy spirit to bring us back to God, and to help lead the world into a better era. Prove we murdered 50 million people, prove we supported the nazis and 'collaborated' I have proof that we didn't. There are movies made about it too.

  • Watch "operation rat line, 1, 2, & 3" hosted by Sam Donaldson.

    Also check out "torture instruments of the inquisition" hosted by Richard Bennett, former R.C.C. priest. I'm telling you that the version of history that is taught in our high schools is "watered-down" because the school systems don't want to get bogged down in controversy.

  • We do have a fund with our own insurance commany to pay back those familes that have been put through those situations by those priests. But the majority of the priests are wonderful good holy followers of Christ. Do not let the bad ones ruin it for the Holy.

    Please please please, stop spreading false rumors without direct hard proof, and please pray about haveing an open mind and please stop condeming the Church. We as christians all need to support eachother, not point fingers.

  • Okay if you want proof. I'll get it. I do not spread rumors or make outrageous claims. I stopped going to the R.C.C. at least 25 years ago after learning the truth about it. Almost every Roman Catholic I know simply cannot handle the truth. They go off on me because I suppose they live in a comfortable little "cocoon" of beliefs, and they probably don't want their beliefs challenged.

  • I know there are false websites out there about some Catholic stuff, because of people like.. "pastor deacon Fred" making them. how do you have two titles anyways? There totally different positions. Pastor... then a deacon? I dunno.

    Anyways, I'm not up for a debate, people like you and Paster Deacon Fred make me embrace my faith, love in God and his Church, even stronger.

  • St. Peter was a choir child raping guy. The rest of the catholic priests appear to follow his example, bunch of pedophiles. You didnt build western civilization, you are ruining it. And you have priest in a damn skirt!? LOL. Yes, easy to rape kids with eh? Go back to your daily ring kissing, freak. You are the one that is brainwashed by the rapists of the catholic church son.

  • where is the love?

  • Read my comment to mburns8395. I also want to know where is the love in a church as corrupt as the R.C.C.

  • Why do christians attack each other?

  • Because religion is flawed racist Confirmation biased hypocritical mythological instead of being logical critical thinking ect ect

  • LOL! You know...now that I think about it, every time I went into confession I would secretly be rubbing on my 'headpiece' while priest was reciting penance. I wonder if he was doing the same? That really turns me on just thinking about it. The truth is youre right. We Catholics ARE sick and perverted, and DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!

  • Why are you a Catholic priest going mad? Pope Benedict loves ya!

  • Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!! And why in the hell do they call you a pastor you anti catholic fuck!!!!!!! Catholisism is the real religion! I hope you know what your saying cause someday youll end up like Mel Gibson!

  • spoken like a true Mary-worshiping catholic!

  • Site me a Catholic doctrine that allows for worship of anything but God and I'll show you a misquotation of Catholic doctrine. Check the Catechism, the Bible, or any other Catholic document on worship and you'll find you're ill-informed.