Mules are so Half-Ass

[SerpentsNightmare]

3:25 DFTBA - (Johnny Cash version).

[aKISSinTHEmoonlighT]

I really hope some non-nerdfighter looks at the bottom of those tables in their hotel room and are super confused.

[bluidemenace1]

Whatever happened to that table? If you still have it, you should auction it off during a P4A!

[HunteroTheGreat]

@bluidemenace1 It says in the description that it was written on hotel furniture... But yeah, I had the same idea.

[Shellewell]

p.s. GEDDAN FACE!!!

[Shellewell]

so.many.puns

[Tawnyfur]

A song composed solely of plays on words - what could possibly be nerdier?!

Awesome song, Hank!

[JAMBO4358]

They're not on Jupiter, they're at Pigfarts. But we can't go to Pigfarts. It's on Mars. Unless we use the Bank of Nerdfighteria

[TheTardisNamedSexy]

I want that table.

[clownfish000]

love puns!

[teampiratesaurusMLIA]

I'm wondering how Hank's other video he made for this song could be better than this one.

[ReKrisB]

Haha, I admire you for using the stills for this vid XD

[oddrey52]

At first I was like, "why is their no pun in the second line of the last verse". Then I was like "ohhh....ewww".

[Armedwithapen]

@RoseSayRawr My name is Emily Rose too O.o

[DieHardHPfan]

The first time i heard this song was not through this video and i definitely thought Hank said, "I really hate Muse, because they're so half-ass" Referring to the band...

[TinyPocketFairy]

0:20! the first time i watched this i thought my computer was spazzing. ';(

[watchstuff13]

0:33

[relishjam]

99666 s...

[ElectronicSiliviy]

Come back to Massachusetts, Hank! I wanna see you play live. ;w;

[watchstuff13]

the mink lost her furry scarf she said it was STOLE

[liljmarmar]

...i don't get the mink pun...

[heyitsmechelsey]

@liljmarmar mink stole.......

[Lauraa4023]

Seriously, this video is SO much fun to pause at random times! Go back and watch it but keep pausing and look at Hanks face, for example 2:48 LOL!

[thestickmann1]

Nice punwork there Hank.

[TheAninas]

this must have taken a lot of time to make.

just Appreciating your work

[TheMasterStubbs]

The very beginning of Humpy Hank

[MolinMUSE]

The first time I heard it, I thought he sang "I really hate juice, cause it's so half-acid."

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

The line "if you don't pay your exorcist, you'll get re-possessed" is full of EPIC WIN!!!!!

[RickhatesScott]

Hey...I think it's a pun.

[nedy17]

I want this chair.

[lilylpotter3]

oh thank god! i thought my computer was mad at me and decided to mess up the video.

[Ashiya223]

Best. Feaking. Song. EVER!!! :D

[pinklemonade19]

I love this song!

Why a chair?

[alyssahotty18]

pause at 0:20

That just looks...amazing :)

[alyssahotty18]

Reminds me so much of the song "I'm a Nut", yet it's so much catchier. :)

[iamemilyrosex]

Man. I wish I stayed in that hotel room. That'd be awesome.

[RoseSayRawr]

@iamemilyrosex 1. That hotel room is awesome. 2. My name is Emily Rose.

[RoseSayRawr]

@iamemilyrosex My name is Emily Rose. And yeah, staying in that hotel room would be awesome.

[TheMatias383]

What is the double meaning of the first and third phrases?

[Amzizizooza]

@TheMatias383 Stolen/stole, a type of wrap women wear around their shoulders. All right now (as in having no left hand side) as opposed to alright now, as in okay.

[Lgirl614]

@TheMatias383 The first line is a play on the idea of mink fur being used as products I'm pretty sure. Her furry scarf is her fur, and it was stolen for products. There's also a band called the Stolen Minks. I'm not sure about this one

But the third line, "Then his whole left side fell off, but he's all right now" is a pun meaning he lost his left side, all that's left is his right, so he's ALL right now

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@Lgirl614 a stole is a mink fur scarf.

[haleyian96]

I am in LOVE with the acoustic version of DFTBA.

[RamonaFlowers1]

This has to be my favourite Hank song, so clever :D

[graybutcolorful]

Ah, Hank you're so punny

[Elisebenhase]

Beautiful, beautiful puns.

[JustSomeGinger]

this is the 17th time I watched it and the first time i got it

[ljlightfire1]

alltho no oen who reads thos wil know thier to a song they will think its funny

and i bet if hank where to own thos chairs and sell them they would be worth somthing

[v31h0]

Hey Everyone i made a $100 bet with someone that i could get 100 subscribers by Monday!!! PLZ PLZ HELP AND SUBSCRIBE!!! Oh, by the way my vids are AwEsoME

[mitdylan]

@v31h0 Has that ever worked?

[v31h0]

@mitdylan sure

[777darkart777]

u have the same tripod as me!!!!!! :D

[Annsterz]

@kamakazichimp:

You carcass fit for hounds. You foul, putrid, undigested lump.

[Iheartdogdemons]

I want that table.

You should give hotel details, so I can buy it from them, and put it in my very small room, and live under it.

xD

Okay, maybe not live under it.

But definitely live around it.

xD

[13laxlacrosse]

there cooler then you so.......shut up

[ukprince9]

Quality One-liners.

[EternalFlamePrincess]

I can't stop listening to this song!!

I love it!! Awesome job Hank!

DFTBA!!!!

[CoolDJKool]

John you should freeze frame every video you do since its awesome

[ElphabaTheDelerious]

@kamakazichimp you're a foul, misshapen stigmatic with an odiferous stench

[blackparadegirl93]

this is so awesome i can't stop watching it. one of your best i would say :)

[Neil2293]

:D PUNS!

[regularguy5mb]

This does beg the question, how do you feel about a full ass?

Another awesome song!

[thatothergrace]

chords? please!

[griffinlobster]

Just so everyone is aware...

This video is astoundingly funny when freeze-framed.

[katiexcoree]

When I saw this comment, I started messing around with it and when I saw the face at :11, I had to agree with you

[TheRuler454]

the flash frame is on a loop

[LisbryIsMe]

Aww, you put this up on my birthday! :D Love the songs.

[781228XX]

This is one of my alltime favorite Hanksongs!

[indeedofriends]

"If you don't pay your excorcist, you'll get reposessed"

god i love that

[JenYewen]

wooo!! Drawing on furniture ftw!!!!!!!

[shadesgreenhat]

I want the hotel furnishings!!

[fenster666]

I think i'm having a pun overload.

[shawnconnry001]

Yes it is because Pluto is mad at us now

[BobThePeanutFairyMan]

where were u, what hotel were u in, and what room was it? lol im gonna ge there get that room and video myself in front of the famous half ass mules table and it will be made of awesome :D (lol yes the table is now FAMOUS)

[riguryu]

I wanna see the reaction of whoever finds that scribbled-on table.

[ddduuuddde]

I wanna be the guy who gets the room with that scribbled on the table!

[rockaddict0]

this song fuckin rocks :)

[thehopperbox]

Bahaha I love that all the "related videos" are things like "Shake that Ass" and "Sexy Ass Bikini Booty 3."

[rarefiednight]

@thehopperbox I don't know. One of mine is "extreme mules"

[Sophieeeyah]

*sigh* and Michael still awaits his credit.

[kingsolo123]

suck to fast

[laurajsguitar]

I love your song!!!! Is it available on iTunes?

[logician15]

Such a ridiculous, funny song :)

[Mindhawk]

DFTBA is still not an acronym.

Acronyms are pronounceable initialisms, like LASER and RADAR.

[bananachip33]

Duftaba. That is how to pronounce DFTBA. Now it is an acronym.

[CalGoneCrazy]

More De-Ef-Tee-Bee-A

[minipeasant]

this song is amazing.

[WaytoRandom]

Damn you, now I'm going to have to check the underside of every piece of hotel room furniture. Ever.

[UnsociableZombieFoxx]

Brilliant

[33dgtp]

argh...hmm...how much do you hate donkeys?

[ZachsMind]

I want a banana

[kiasuten]

I have to say that I really enjoy the silliness and creativity of your songs, but they're also very clever. This song is full of awesome cleverness.

VlogBrothers and Nerdfighers and everything that goes along with those titles brought my friend Katie and I much closer than we've ever been... I thank you for that :) DFTBA.

[L0VEx1901]

Now I'm going to be searching every hotel room I go to for the rest of my life for that furniture. Thanks.

[kyroaku]

wait, whats the moral to this song? doesnt all songs have a meaning?

[doctoroctagonapus23]

If all songs had meanings we'd live in a boring world

[kyroaku]

what was that? chinese proverb? i like the song, im just wondering....are you telling me that to make a song, your just supposed to come up with a nice tune and a bunch of words

[doctoroctagonapus23]

Pretty much. and this video proves it because it already has 61000 views and 5 star rating

[kyroaku]

ok, im getting this sort of air here that you think that i think this song is bad, but i actually like it, and your being a little defensive

[doctoroctagonapus23]

Then you're stupid. This song kicks ass, you misinterpreted what I said and you don't even know the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE.

[kyroaku]

are you kidding me? i just said this song was kickass too! YOU'RE the stupid one! are you happy now? i used YOU'RE correctly! i just asked a simple question that YOU didnt even have to answer and get YOUR panties tied up in a bunch!so why dont you GTFO and STFU and sit in the corner and read YOUR freakin chinese proverbs, you tied up panties chinese proverb nosey ASSHOLE

[Toboekyo]

Oh my god! I would never have the guts to write on the furniture o.o I would be freaked they would bill me for damage of property lol dftba!

[sasukerox24]

yeah, but now the hotel can auction off the pieces on ebay because they've been written on by hank! that automatically makes them awsome!!

[Toboekyo]

haha! So true!

DFTBA!

[kiasuten]

I would be surprised that hotel staff would be so thorough as to look under the furniture to see if anyone had written on them... lol I would also be impressed, I suppose.

DFTBA.

[XXtraspicee123]

Sometimes when i watch videos i subscribe to i forget that i can still rate the video . idk why.

this made me remember. 5stars for awesomeness. gotta have a cd

[ilycars]

I GOT MY CD TODAY!

it's awesome, naturally.

[Amourathelady]

&blink blink* I am slightly scared... BUT IN A GOOD WAY!

[ShikoEYV]

YAY! THIS WAS FEATURED!

Well-deserved Hank, reminds me a bit of boburnham's kind of music, but more appropriate. Loved it :D

[Graycloak]

Very innovative music video, creative even under pressure. I am impressed. X3

[Jak3net]

uber cool way to deal with a broken camera. you deffo didn't forget to be awesome! xD

[UsagiOhkami]

Nerdfighters should search the world for the hotel room that has those tables!!!!!!

[RefusetoListen]

i sense a theme...and that theme did not forget to be awesome :D

[spongebobluvalalala]

that is mule discrimmination!

[bdirgo]

I'm surprised that you guys didn't resort to this in your original one year project.

[LizLaneProductions]

Wow Hank, this is brilliant. You have to be really clever to come up with this in spite of technical difficulties. Nice work :)

[plasticmailbox]

I'm in love with this song!

[TetchyTact]

How do you make a video like this? I did this with my friends (take a whole bunch of photos that would end up looking like a choppy video if scrolled through quickly) and I don't know how to make a video to post of them.

What do you use and how do you do it?

[SgtSabotage]

Hank way to improv. I think the many ppl out there would like to know where you stayed, so that they can steal your end tablesyou think PEOPLE??? Just hope that you didnt buy your camera at a BIG BOX so they can tell you to send it in and 4 weeks later teel you that it is broken and give you opts on a new one.

Debutantes

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[ljlightfire1]

i want those hotel chairs

[LuraIsLura]

cum on my face hank!

[HighKingTurgon]

So it's puns meets hank meets Daft Hands-chair style. Awesome.

[RandomlyEpicFilms]

lol

[Starlysh]

Instant classic of a song!

[dublin7emh]

If you don't pay your exorsist... too funny.

[ilycars]

ahh this song does not get old :)

[laughxxmore]

it would make me the happiest person in the world to find that hotel room and stay in it. lol

[liz768]

that must have taken hours

[flystar26]

you should tell us what hotel you stayed in and see how many nerdfighters try to find and succeed in finding this hotel furniture.

[ScryptT257]

my 5th time listening :D

[ScryptT257]

I know isnt it awsome

[garyrac]

What is this. Like, what is this about? I understand Hank's songs are often ridiculous, but this is beyond the normal levels of ridiculosity. It's just a bunch of almost puns.

[orangesho13es]

It's a song about puns. It's exactly what it sounds like.

[Godotcoffeestorm]

I wonder what the next person with that room is going to think...

[beccaaaaaaah]

there actualy is a point to all the a's smartass. cuz if it wwouldnt let me put one a cuz that name was taken.

[ochoa830]

I think it's interesting that you decided to use the table like that!

[chels974]

ummm...did u ever think that maybe you could take the memory card out of ur camera and upload it that way?? just sayin. lol i lots my camera cord a long time ago and all iv done was use the memory card. just remove it then put it in your computer.

[kaitlynwithakay]

He's talking about his video camera. They don't typically have memory cards.

[ChowderisBeast]

strange but effective lol

[kissyface456123]

lol i thought something was wrong when i started watching this i kept refreshing the page

[HAMSTERk]

WOW. Can't imagine how long this must've taken you! It's AWESOME.

[TranscendentalLilly]

lol :)

[BystanderdMasterDX]

im not a mule dose that make me a whole ass

[Nihilianth]

Thanks you so much for that! You made my first monday morning back in the office from a sweet vacation!

[Rantpodder]

Shaarrpiee =D

[mstrjedisdk]

Hey. I just wanted to say that the "stop motion" technique you did with your camera was very cool, and you did a great job synching up the song with the video. Very creative! : )

[Nihilianth]

"stop motion" technique? I think he just used a regular digital camera. You can see the flash of the camera in the guy's glasses. He just did what animators do. Put all the peices together to make it look like it's actually moving. lol.

[ohmyrainingducks]

Punishment!!!

[BreanaMurphy]

PUNISHMENT for not mentioning how awesome Michael is for the idea!

[PeaceOut2U07]

Pause it at 2:58. Thoughtful staring at an angle has never before been so funny!

[rj12124]

John, it's Sunday!!!!!

[colormekoye]

pause at 2:48! best funny face!

[ahharocklookout]

i love puns :D

[hobbitfootGA]

The song is really catchy and I love the lyrics! Puns ftw!

What are the chords?

[Dudtz]

I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

[ifirun]

it got Hank Green on Question 17 of 20Q

[Ickisaur]

LOL on the bottom of the hotel furniture!

Scandalous. ;P

[kapowitsme]

This song reminds me of a Jack Prelutsky poem:

I wave goodbye when butter flies

and cheer a boxing match,

I've often watched my pillow fight,

I've sewn a cabbage patch,

I like to dance at basket balls

or lead a rubber band,

I've marvelled at a spelling bee,

I've helped a peanut stand.

[SoonToBeAwesome]

in the vid description, u spell broked wrong, u spelled borked

[squaltch]

just find a man named the doctor and his blue box to get to Jupiter easily.

[RandomMelodiousTune]

i'm sorry.. this respose has nothing to do wiht your video (which is awesome)

according to 20Q, I was thinking Steve Irwin and it guessed Chuck Norris.. how basdass is that?

[KelniusTV]

Thank God it's not the Hilton. They frequently check the undersides of furniture for humourous song lyrics.

[maraudingchimpanzee]

hahaha I just got the his left side fell off but he's all right now

[beautyliedead]

I'm sure nobody noticed. I work in a hotel. I know how little they care ...

[dougfr007]

Yikes, still frame was no good.

[change1nme]

Wow. that took me way too long to get. I'm ashamed of myself

[Campusanis]

Okay, I didn't even think about getting anything until you said this... Now my dictionary had to explain it to me, how failful.

[change1nme]

No. You're allowed to not get English quirks.

English is the only language I speak. Therefore I fail =[

[ForeverTurquoise]

I GET IT!!!!!!

haha, it's clever

[hanrnanrz]

I will give you one million dollars for that table.

[hanrnanrz]

Oh it's hotel room furniture I can't read. THAT IS SO COOL.

I want to go stay in that room.

[cheetahlove109]

um.....this is so weird

[bigcitypuppy]

what the hell?!

[emirho]

You're so original, Hank.