Dave auditioning for X-Factor UK

[fabjon45]

niceeeeee

[lukepowell2011]

this bloke used to come into t-mobile camden when i worked there and waste my time talking shit and singing elvis what a cock

[fookyooman]

@lukepowell2011 Lighten up Luke, someone with your attitude is lucky anyone would want to talk to you. I met him yesterday and yes he sang Elvis to me and went on a bit but was a nice bloke and a pleasure to talk too. Without characters like Dave life would be pretty boring. The world would be full of cocks like you how fucking boring would that be. Now go sell a phone you dick lol

[lukepowell2011]

@fookyooman well done *claps*

[albuorkka]

I was getting afraid he would get through...

[ehelibuff73]

Is his jaw wired shut? His lips move, but his jaw is locked tight.

[8bobthebuilder]

Sounded like a horse.

[DaveKurtandFaye]

thats.... thats some hat

[jasiekel86]

lol who was that other judge? who wasn't Louis?? And where was Louis that day?

[SOfannn]

'And Kylie Minogue's sister' :D:D

[HitomiKarasu]

He's adorable!!! x3

[cbcgirlxxx]

don't you just love all the delusional old people who audition? XD

[forgottenmaz]

Wiiiiiihlber

[necessitousfox]

oh my I feel sorry for him

[privategen22]

whatzup doc!!!!!!!!!

[rafikhaddadi]

whos that girl in the beginning :O shes hot !

[ted5529608]

@rafikhaddadi she's Fearne cotten, one of the BBC radio 1 DJs

[afiVSblaqkaudio]

@ted5529608 i think he meant the 'up and comming london r'n'b diva' RIGHT at the beginning

[TheAlienFan]

He sounds like he's singing it under water

[MERVYN203]

is he milking a cow or does he have 2 knobs

[MrBurstingfoam]

@ChelseaSXC101

Well actually she IS JUST Kylie Minogue's sister though isn't she?

[ChelseaSXC101]

@MrBurstingfoam yeah but thats not all she is, shes a performer, actress, has been a host and is a judge lol

[MrBurstingfoam]

@ChelseaSXC101, yes but a less successful performer and a less successful actress than her sister. True Danni's done more judging but I bet she'd swap that gig for Kylie's in a second! Laffs.

[ChelseaSXC101]

@MrBurstingfoam haha but Dannii's still a performer - or singer, and was an actress it doesnt really matter if she was successful. shes still my idol :)

[MrBurstingfoam]

@ChelseaSXC101 Fair enough, sorry for being snarky BTW, being snarky on youtube is one of my worst habits, I'm not quite as obnoxious in real life! ;)

[ChelseaSXC101]

@MrBurstingfoam haha dont worry i never thought you were being snarky anyway, same with me, i think its because im never going to see anyone i talk to so i dont think if its going to offend anyone. haha my bad! :)

[upforagoodtime]

I spoke to Dave yesterday!

[friedrichsalzmann]

The singing horse :-)

[MERVYN203]

@friedrichsalzmann yeah !! that made me laugh, well done

[Simone2true4U]

@friedrichsalzmann HAHH!!

[toured87]

he was on his day out from the asylum

[soiledmatress232]

"Thank you, That was beautiful." - Possibly the funniest thing Simon Cowell has ever said.

[adt182]

1:20

CRAB

[Skati99]

lolll Like a Horse :O

[pinksakurablossoms]

lol why is he squatting down moving his hands?

[slinkiwaffel]

OMFG he reminds me of a horse

[BigJ378]

He is a horse.

Its influenced by the HAT.

GOOGLYWOOOS!

[bubusko89]

horse :D

[mandii75reynosa]

i am so confused. were they serious??

[gudinnen]

he sounds like a horse

[VuckingIdiotPerson]

Looks like one too;)

[ColdCaseSweetHeart]

LLOOOOOOOLLLL

[FortuneInLies]

How in the world did he get two out of four? :D That sounded like it was a frog singing elvis :|

[CazLovesTokioHotel]

He would of went through if Louis was there lol, i hate the other judge in this

[shaun9860]

whos then juge at the end?

[mrsbackdoorbeauty]

He walked into the audition with a pink plastic bag.

[regularjoeback]

I think the girl at the end is absolutely stunning. wow.. there is something special about British women.. (the ones that are beautiful that is;)

they are so stylish

[T2MTIMY]

hahahahahahahahahaha you got that right

[dragannov]

actually it all looked to me like hes been milking the invisible cow during the shit buisiness

[T2MTIMY]

he looks like a horse and like somenone who will take enormuous crap hahahahaha :D

[T2MTIMY]

it looks like he is going to take a crap :D hahahahahahahahaha

[tubedudeT2000]

you've got to be kidding me!!!

[richworldr4]

thats well funny hes like that nemesis bricktop from snatch

[R2R3L4]

Now that was seriously rude of Simon though, ;p

[grievousorvenom]

whats with his hands

[rivaaltje]

He's like switching cards from hand to hand :)

[sergeantRC]

WTF!!!!

[ElliotWoolf]

Lol, look at his hands!

[shpigeon]

he sounds like stitch from "lilo and stitch"

[Richard3261]

he sounds like hes singin with gum in his mouth

[bCmert83]

it's cause his fake teeth are falling out. HAHA!

[r0cd0x]

lmao

[22greg48]

Priceless

[Ising4u93]

wow sounds like a frog, or a yak.

[poolygirl13]

did he fart when he bent down??? Or was that just the clip?

[poolygirl13]

I didn't know Mr. Ed could sing!

[MrCommentz]

Fern Cotton is so hot.

[iluvmymummy23]

i know hiiim

[BellasDarkFantasy]

He sounds like a horse when he sings D:

[manoukSchippers]

that's just what I wanted to say ;-)

[TheMan478544]

ur so rightt lol

[miad411]

LOOL i know this guy he comes to my acting class that im in

[marc198655]

really????? which acting group is this i want to see him

[stoofighter]

it was like some kind of crab impression, with a shitty elvis thrown in

[lovegaelgarciabernal]

hahahaha why is he squatting and singing

[Rathlin45]

is he milking a cow?!!!!! lol

[lovegaelgarciabernal]

jajajajajajaja looks like he could be!!!!

very classy XD

[tributenanook]

This is where Lisa Nova got her Gabby Grant thing.

lol

[chesterocks7]

Talented? Not really. Entertaining? Definitely.

[hotpink910]

he seems sweet

[musicwrest]

oh yea, thats a nursing home entertainer

[Emweeb]

Oh. Good. God.

[SnowBoardingVet]

he's all over the place, people who say he is good, go get some music qualification, no talent, just an annoying thing

[Terza94]

lol when he twist a leg:"CRACK-CRACK" xD

[hotpink910]

watch out he might break a hip!

[Terza94]

lol yeah

[battyoldhag]

Sharon is pretteh.

[aton5]

He needs to get rid of that potato in his throat. It was pathetic.

[thundermik]

are those bitxes deaf?

[ronald2510]

He is very good. I cannot believe they did not put him through. If this is not talent, what is?! Not many people have the gift he has.

[toohappyy]

hes pretty good!!!

[GreatOgodeiKhan]

this is some fucking horrible shit

[DzieckoN]

idnt get it. people dat cannot even talk properly r tryin to get through the competition. :S

[Gazaa09]

he is sooooo cool

he is a beast of a legand who has blown many of us away

[swiss86]

he is a legend, always comes into my shop and gives us the dave elvis experience!! it truly is an experience!

viva dave elvis!

[guillppp]

That's it, he walks around Caledonian road, London. Total legend. He has a new suit now and wants to have another go on X factor next year.

[greatezalor]

he sings like a sheep

[youtrobleu]

is that fern cotton who talks to the guy?

[brandynne]

As he sang, you could see Elvis being resurrected...lol.

[LedZeper9]

If I auditioned for the X-Factor I'd do a Chuck Berry song, 'cause then if it went badly I could do the duckwalk and play an air guitar and maybe score points in entertainment like this guy.

[upforagoodtime]

I have met this man a few times!!!

[mi036]

i thought he sang pretty good

[thedj4remix]

He Didnt

[mi036]

i thought itsnot that bad..itsjust that he's old

[guillppp]

Dave Elvis is a legend around Islington, London N.1. Total legend that brings pleasure to loads of people around the area. Well done Dave!

[READTHISCOMMENTDUDE]

totally

i see him on caledonian road all the time in his costume

total legend

[feral07]

They just took the pure piss out that guy. I agree with Leesawford. All for 30sec of air time.

[leesawford]

you see this is where i get angry with these programmmes.He obviously isn't 'the full shilling',they must have know in the pre-selection process he hadn't a chance and they exploited him for the sake of 30 seconds of t.v.Personally I think thats out of order.

[Babyoshi]

He wasn't forced to sign up for the show. What did he expect??

[leesawford]

Well thats kind of not my point.He's not too sharp,he probably thinks he's .....oooh bollocks.You either 'get it' or you dont...you dont.

[Babyoshi]

I'm sorry but I don't understand this comment at all.

[sweetangel412]

aww he was soo humble and nice.. God bless him!

[YuichiTaira]

I see Dave around Leciester Square from time to time and he seems to have a real passion for what he does, its good he believes in himself. nice try david, Simon Cowell is a jerk.

[READTHISCOMMENTDUDE]

this dude lives around my area hes always walkin around in an elvis jacket hes so funny

[KBear121104]

If only I was born with that...

[puffy4president]

Straight up genius