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  • sucks whoever makes this trite shit ought to be executed

  • Omg I love this commercial

  • Why does she need him? Does Subway not let women in? Doesn't she get a paycheck same as him? (Or maybe they don't get paid... they're kids.)

  • Bitch is bad

  • NOT a real blonde!! Look at those DARK eyebrows!!!....DARK BUSH for sure!!!

  • i'm officially done with subway. they signed Ndamukong Suh to help promote on their commercials. this is why you cannot comment on the other videos.

  • The blonde is Melinda Sward.

  • who is the blonde!?

  • Oh samantha..... come get this SUB, take this SUB any-any! !

  • This is what I just sounded like on the phone, making a bday invite. At least he sounded that way 1st. Awesome! But this commercial popped into my head.

  • If you think this commercial is racist then you can find racism in any situation..stop being stupid. It's not racist and it is funny. Etrade please.

  • He gave her his footlong XD

  • Press :30 to skip add ;)

  • I don't get the strange voices...

  • @Emocliae The voices are supposed to be little kids. The tone pace of the conversation is supposed to remind you of being a kid. 

  • @TheLoneHorseman68 Sally is fuckin sexy as hell

  • @BigEd2757 Isn't she though. To hell with the stupid sandwich, I would just eat her.

  • he dress's like Dwight from The Office

  • Luuuuuv it!!!

  • My version: watch?v=Pu-hFStm2D8

  • If a sexy girl wanted to have my Subway Melt she could have to give me something in return, before she got to eat half of it (the Subway Sub, I mean).

  • This is the beginning of Subways racist commercials. Watch them both and you tell me what you notice.

  • @cardude1990

    How are they racist???

  • that guy is SO wearing a toupee. lololol

  • So love this commercial!

  • Shouldn't this be described as Un-Cute and Un-funny Subway commercial?

    This & the E-Trade baby commercials make me want to blow-torch ad agencies.

  • @TigerLikesTail

    That's the same way I feel about those stupid-ass phone and Ipad commercials. I oughta slam the ad agencies' faces in just for losing millions of brain cells. So yeah...I'm with you on this one.

    -_-

  • aint no bitch gon steal my fuccin sangwidge

  • This is just a commercial, geezus people.

  • really now people, your all calling women whores and shit because of a commercial? its a joke for gosh sakes. THIS is why we think guys are pathetic, not because we can steal their sandwiches.

  • @FlapJack211 so on one hand it's wrong that someone generalizes women... and then you go on to generalize men (as pathetic) and women (by saying 'we' as if you speak for all women).

    Irony, much?

  • @videodads hah um no it's more like im giving the men a taste of their own medicine. thanks for that analysis though.

  • Subway thinks all women are cunts and whores... Because they are. Gotta pay to play gentlemen.

  • The story of "life" make's you wonder if it's all worth it?

  • "Todd: Hi, Samantha Samantha: Hi, Todd Samantha: Do you wanna be my Boyfriend? Todd: hrrp... sssuure Samantha: Great! Gimmie your melt Todd: M-my melt Samantha: Yeah. I'm your girlfriend now Todd: Oh. Ok. Gimmie that ass Samantha: Wh... wait what? Todd: I'm your boyfriend now. DUH! Even trade. Everybody wins.
  • @Potent13 I agree... that's the appropriate, equal and opposite deal for the man. She doesn't ask before she takes it, so by all rights, he was violated... so is it ok for her to be raped? It seems that would be fair... not so funny anymore, is it ladies?

  • great lip sync.

  • Bitch is a bitch

  • i love subway!

  • @SuperCPcheats4u '

    Keep on walking, bitch.

  • From what I understand of stereotypes and Internet memes, she's the one who's supposed to be making the sandwich, right?

  • A woman who sits around the house all day watching TV is a 'housewife', a man who does the same is 'lazy' and 'shiftless'.

  • She stole the melt, he never agreed she could have it.

  • subway, not fresh!

  • After the Zombie invasion, Subway moved quick to adapt to the new situation ahead of McDonalds and changed their logan to: Subway - Eat Flesh.

  • this is almost exactly how my relationship started.. except i asked the girl lol

  • she is sooooo hot!

    

  • She is so hot!

    

  • FAWWWKING annoying ass commercial just wana slap the shit outta her voice although i kno its fake still its annoying. idk why i clickd the thumbnail

  • guys its juss a funny fuckin commerical take the sticks outta ur asses and relax!

  • I would of then said..." Oh yeah well.. If you're my girlfriend now...then I guess we'll be hooking up later on tonight!

  • @jakey3887 Hope she's into anal, because as his girlfriend, she's going to have to put out. She put his sub in her mouth, so she can expect to take his foot-long in her butt.

  • There was an employee that worked at a local Subway franchise who has claimed that he would jizz on the BLT hero's. He thought that the franchise did not put enough mayonaisse on the BLT's so he decided to add his own "mayo". In addition, he has also claimed that he worked at the same Subway for 6 years and added his "mayo" to over 900 BLT's that were served to unsuspecting customers. In August of 2010, he left the food industry to become a porn star. His current whereabouts are unknown.

  • The Chipotle Chicken & Cheese is more delicious than delicious!!! :D

  • dude i love this but id so chase her and be like we are through and grab my sub back

  • That's all women want from men now is there fucking money and things and stand men up and break their heart.

  • Its a good thing she forgot his house and half of everything else.

  • ill shove that sandwich up her ass and pound her pussy like crazy just for doing that

  • man u people ruined the commercial, it's cute, alright maybe if u break it down it's sexist but this is how kids on the playground are. Gosshhhhh

  • Art immitates life. I know a woman got this ugly to pay seperate rooms on a vacation twice. He got angry because he recieved nothing in return and stalked her.

  • God people!!! Where is your sense of humor!! Did you notice her pulling at her wedding ring as she walked in?...And how much she wanted his untouched and unwrapped..12 inch subway..she is a horny milf and she needed it at that moment,,,So she grabbed it..and ran away with it...Her tactic to get in his pants oops I mean sandwhich worked with her "wanna be my boyfriend" My hormones would have said take it baby.........

  • So women get in relationships to take whatever the man owns? This commercial is pretty damn disgusting for both parties....I could never be a man without being a piece of shit. Much respect to the gentlemen out there. lol

  • I'd of been like:

    "BITCH! YOU'RE A GOLD DIGGER! YOU DIRTY LITTLE TRAMP! GOLD DIGGING BITCH!"

  • I'm yo girlfwend now ;) so cute

  • Fellas this is how women have made us soft. What you just watched was a beta male getting his nuts handed to him on a silver platter. She basically stole his sandwich and didnt give a rats ass how he feels. He did it all for a beautiful face. Men we need to stand the fuck up tell b*tches like these to keep on walking. THATS REAL TALK!!!!!!

  • @gotflava1 screw u men r just weak.. dont hate cuz women run this muthafuckin world so sit ur ass down somewhere... NOW WHAT...

  • @iluvhujada

    You don't run this world...

    No one does... Dumbass...

    Adjust your grammar before I can speak any more.

  • @gotflava1 ya instead of stealing our sandwiched they should be making out fukking sandwiches!!!

  • @gotflava1

    great point, great point.

  • @gotflava1 YE LET'S STAND UP TO THESE WHORES! Lol.

  • @gotflava1 its a commercial?? it dont mean shit if she stole his sandwhich....dam get worked up over nun

  • @gotflava1 Dude it's a fucking commercial. If this hottie wanted my god damn sandwich, I would most certainly give it to her. But it's going to cost her.

  • Very cute and funny. Its funny how large they make the hero look on the commercial but how small they really make them. You dont get much meat or anything for that matter. I do like the food but i think they need to give you more meat.

  • God that chick is hot.

  • typcial office setting in all these commercials. doofy guy sitting in his cubicle. it basically represents the cubicle dwellers of america who work 9 to 5 for the man. bunch of hamsters running around in a wheel for the "man"

  • @MELO2STAT

    Yeah, like you. Now get back to work, fat boy.

  • @MELO2STAT At this point I'd be glad to be a hamster, damn jobs they are hard to catch.

  • How the hell do some people not get why there voices are little kids voices!? It's common sense and for the people who re-write this commercial STFU I know what it says I JUST watched it.

  • Cool

  • Funny voices

  • Funny girlfriend

  • SO funny but so true.

  • @DennisQLy but why?

  • DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY THEIR VOICES ARE YOUNGER

  • @teamboobooseth1 To be funny...

  • hungry ass samantha. lol Melinda is very sexy and hot!

  • I dont think this is working out, lmao

  • Wow, what a bitc*. Typical woman. She just uses everyone around her to get what she wants.

  • @eaglepilot12 LOL yea that would be really funny!!!!

  • so bad, haha

  • lol im laughing my butt off.

  • yeah. I'm your girlfriend now! *rolls eyes* priceless

  • u better go after that sandwich ...pffttt lfmao

  • lol the zombie version:Zombies.Eat Flesh!

  • HAHA This is hilarious I love their voices!!!

  • 2 people hate got their sandwiches taken away

  • GOLD DIGGER !

  • Being with women has its price. Especially beautiful women like this one. It is the stuff of stress and nightmares for men.

  • I'D give her my other footlong too.

  • Give me your melt ;)

    My..my melt :O

    Yeah! I'm you're girlfriend now! >:D

    I don't think this is working out. :/

  • It's sad how corporations view men. Any SANE men would have responded "Be your boyfriend? We don't even know each other you psycho!"

  • I want McDondalds now!

  • @MainTutorials I believe you mean "SUBWAY".

  • Hmf!....Suree!!

  • She's hot. I want to pitch my voice up so she can pretend to be my teacher and have her way with me. PURRRRRRRR!!!

  • aannnooyyyiiinnnngggg, i wanna gouge out my eyes and rip my ears off everytime this thing comes on the tv

  • @nickgt111 if u hate the commercial then why did u watch it on youtube?

  • @nickgt111 and yet....you voluntarily come onine to WATCH it?? AND then comment?

    lol....ok.......

  • @mbenzsl2000 hahaha, my friend never seen it, so i needed to find it and show him

  • Specialfxmaker*

  • Lmfaooooooo at soundfxmaker

  • at least there are some comments pertinent to this video...lol geez

  • Bahahahhaa

  • actress is Melinda Ann Sward

  • i found it, Samantha is played by Melinda Sward

  • anyone know the name of this actress?

  • She's a hottie, but her voice is off putting.

  • @sdnm86 I think that you must be kidding, but in case you're not, that isn't her real voice. It's pretty easy to tell that both of them are voicing over kids' voices.  They do an excellent job of it, too. This commercial has been around a couple of months and the reason I still like it is because Subway doesn't saturate the airwaves with it, like so many other companies are prone to do. Kudos to Subway!

  • @kermsroomy Are you sure that's not her real voice? I hear people that sound like that ALL the time....

  • @sdnm86 Positive. She's been an actress for about 10 years; some of it as a soap actress, in ' The Bold and the Beautiful ' and ' Passions '.

  • Maybe he should have given her his five dollar foot long

  • That is funny! I'm getting a foot long! Samantha!!!!!

  • I LOVE THIS GIRL SHE IS SO SWEET AND CUTE I WOULD LOVE TO BE HER BOYFRIEND MARRY ME GIRLFRIEND SAMANTHA corpus chrisiti tx. north beach thurs. 12/16/2010 12:26am

  • THIS IS WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO VOTE!!!!!!!!!!

  • @getmoney32482 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Don't talk like that, Bluedeanie might get offended.

  • @MrYungFatal Pig.

  • Melinda Sward is the actress samantha

  • but why do they have high voices? O.o

  • Cute!! Except in real life she gets the house and half of everything else...**sigh***

  • I love it! Hilarious! Now be honest...... How many of us guys has had this happen to us? Priceless!

  • @skymarshal5 None of us, because we're not pussies like you.

  • lmao everytime i see this commeriacal i laugh n still fall in love me is tht wrong ?

  • i wouldve loved to hear an alternate version with their actual voices

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  • That's how it is with adults...but instead a sandwiches..it's money....

  • LMAO........."I don't think this is working out."

  • Is it just me...Or is 'Samantha' darn near perfect? I would have said, I gotta "melt" for yo fine ass, alright...

  • @MrYungFatal You are a creepy retard.

  • @Bluedeanie This coming from the guy with the head of a real person pasted onto the body of a Poke'mon? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Hit puberty, ya pansy!

  • @MrYungFatal I will hit puberty as soon as you accept reality and realize that your shitty "R&B" career is never going to get off the ground and you're going to wind up with a dead-end job in fast food or possibly retail, (if you're lucky,) for the rest of your life.

  • @Bluedeanie Yeah, yeah, fag...Meanwhile, you still have a Poke'mon character as your profile picture. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Go suck a dick, you 13 year old punk ass hillbilly.

  • @MrYungFatal Just did. Swallowed, too.

    Anyway, if you will note, the profile picture is of Chamillionare, a performer much more talented than you are. He is on Charmeleon's body, making it a Charmeleonare. It is funny to most people, but I see your head is too far up your self-righteous ass to get the joke.

  • @Bluedeanie Who or what the hell is Charmeleon?

    BTW, Chamillionaire sucks! Nobody even listens to his weak ass no more, you out of date bastard. Even with that being said, we're both more talented than yo valueless ass. Copying and pasting out of date cliches and shit. Childish ass...AHAHAHAHAHA

  • @MrYungFatal How many records has he sold compared to how many YOU'VE sold? And no matter how many times you copy and paste laughter words in capital letters, nobody is going to find your postings funny.

  • @Bluedeanie How many have you sold, beeotch? Wit cho lame ass profile picture. AHAHAHAHAHAHA...Shit look like somthing a 5 year old would have put together. Unlike you, I don't give a fuck what nobody on the internet thinks is funny. As long it's funny to me (which yo punk ass clearly is), it's funny period. Get off Chamillionaire's nuts, cuz he has plenty of groupies for that, you fag ass. All this cuz i said that chick was sexy? You a gay ass! You disagree?!

  • @MrYungFatal Wow, how wonderfully articulate and worldly. I can tell you graduated high school.

    OH WAIT.

  • @Bluedeanie WTF would you know about graduating? Yo 13 year old ass is still in middle school, you square ass, little white boy.

  • @MrYungFatal I am about to graduate from college, actually, and even if I was 13, I'd still bet on my being smarter than you. Take your failure to grasp simple grammatical conventions, for example.

  • @Bluedeanie You're about to graduate from college and you have Poke'mon profile pictures? Who are you trying to fool?

  • @MrYungFatal And when did Pokemon come out, champ? Answer: When I was in middle school. Nostalgia, bro.

  • @Bluedeanie Who cares...I know a whole lot of people that were around when Poke'mon came out and they don't drive around with Poke'mon bumper stickers or shirts and certainly don't use them as their profile picture, tiger. Grow up, sport.

  • @MrYungFatal Or Pokemon diploma frames?

  • @Bluedeanie No! Move on! You're a grown man (which is still under investigation) now! Give your childish memories!

  • @MrYungFatal To whom? My potential viable employers?

  • @Bluedeanie "Give up*** your childish memories" (I would expect a "bright" young man, like yourself to be able to pick up on the typo)...What do you think you're going to be doing when you graduate from college? You're still going to be a dumbass, childish little, punk ass boy, you're just have a college degree to mask your lack of intelligence and intellect.

  • @MrYungFatal One should expect a pion such as yourself to miss on the irony in that statement. You know, the part where I was making fun of your typo by acting as though you did it on purpose.

  • @Bluedeanie Mhm...You done, yet? We're getting way off subject. Remember, this all stemmed from me saying the chick in this video was perfect and I would have given her another "melt". So, I assuming, childish fags, like you don't like that type of stuff?

  • @MrYungFatal I don't like what type of stuff? Being sexually degrading and treating women like sex objects? No, I don't particularly care for that. You're right.

  • @Bluedeanie You're over sensitive about that type of stuff, becuz you are a female yourself. She is a sex object to me...I don't know the bitch in this video!

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  • I know the little girl who's voice is for the lady!!!!! :D

  • She is smokin'. The real kicker is that you know she's been getting away with stuff like this her whole life.

  • Can someone please explain this commercial?!? Why do they both have the same high voice, I don't get it! Everyone is saying how funny the commercial but nobody brings up the high voice thing! I can see it being funny, but the whole same high voice thing just makes it confusing.

  • @DaveSemko subway's had this campaign w/ the adults w/ little kid voices.

  • @DaveSemko really dude????? the high voices represent little kids, it is making fun of the grownups, saying they are acting like kids..........not too difficult now is it........

  • love this commercial..:D

  • And yet we have all seen this happen in real life, only the use of the melt as a metaphor was genius.

  • haha thats funny

  • this is soo cute :)

  • That chick is hell hott!!!!

  • Does she looks like a blonde Jessica Biel or is it just me>?

  • @avidal7 True.

  • Whoever doesn't get this commercial is fucking retarded.

  • "im your girl friend now!!!" that is so funny