Become a Medical Marijuana Patient in California - Howto

[SquirrelyProductions]

@purodelazona5 Honestly, it straight up cured my asthma when I started smoking it. I used to need an inhaler and all of that, but since partaking, it like, magically disappeared. No chest pain. No wheezing. No nothing.

[SquirrelyProductions]

The reason marijuana continues to be illegal is to help push foreword the horribly damaging War on Drugs. Also, the legalization of Marijuana could potentially collapse the pharmaceutical industry due to the fact that it is extremely inexpensive in comparison to other drugs, as well as its ability to help thousands of ailments, including use as a cancer preventative. Anyone who disagrees needs to educate themselves.

[darkrevel]

This is a fraud! Good looking women sucking in youg men into drug use and becomming drug adicts

[SquirrelyProductions]

@darkrevel Do you honestly believe that?

[frostedlambs]

i suffer conic back pain marijuana helps me for 5 days after useing i know im braking the law but its worth revealing the pain

[tonaiya1997]

i have migraines so i get weed ahaha yeah!

[pzqlak]

so when your sick , weeds good for you, but when your healthy it is harmful, well that clears things up.

[CoolTomProductions07]

AM GOING TO BE ANOREXIC AND THEN I WILL GET TO SMOKE WEED

[gatobert45]

@OSMxLOBBIES LOL WOW YOU LIVE YOUR PARENTS NICE JOB LITTLE KID

[Xiampartyboyx]

im sick and cant get my medicine :[

[spartakittyrules101]

If someone here has aids please have sex with me so I can become a marijuana patent.

[Bustanutpickle]

That's 8 bitch, can u count?lol

[gix500]

why dont they just make a marijuana pill that u can eat

[ronrutherford]

@gix500 It's called Marinol and it isn't as helpful, not even close.

[SquirrelyProductions]

@ronrutherford Thats a synthetic thc. You can, however, put marijuana into pill form if you really wanted too.

[iMrRagerz]

@gix500 They did, and patients didn't really feel the same effects that marijuana could provide..

[SquirrelyProductions]

@gix500 They do.

[swaapo]

does she suck cock for an extra hundered bucks.... a new card and a sloppy blowjob

[robhunter45]

even if i cant get one im still gonna smoke it helps me so there

[robhunter45]

im 15 and i have sleeping problems and ADHD. is sleeping problems insomia?

[ArsnicAlien]

@robhunter45 rofl, insomnia is like not sleeping till 5 in the morning

[Treazurer]

vajnag.com

[RippinTheGeebee]

Migraines. Ive been prescribed over 25 things for them. Ive self medicated with marijuana and it's the only thing that's worked. I WISH I LIVED IN CALI--fuck New York. :(

[LaserfaceJones]

Dude on the ID at 2:01 looks like he's probably blitzed.

[TheDinohunt]

what are my chances of getting approved for chronic asthma im 19 and i live in escondido

[brokenFANATIC]

Would depression count?

[robhunter45]

@brokenFANATIC yes depreeion counts

[HDGamingCentral]

@brokenFANATIC Yes it would sir. Just talk to your doctor and your on your way!

[Guesticle]

It's good for us as a controlled species, that's why we can't have it... Napoleonic Law

[mannoodle2]

Finally chronic migraines gets me something good :D

[RimjobYourMomReturns]

do you need solid proof or just a reason?

[thormx47]

@RimjobYourMomReturns Doctors recomedation or some history

[1337NoFear1337]

Anorexia here give me some dope 

[IATETHEMSKITTLES]

Will this affect me going to a technical college and working as a mechanic?

[coolomancp]

i have extream migrains last like a day or more every month i live in ontairo can i get medical Marijuana

[SquirrelyProductions]

@coolomancp If it is used medically in your area then you are a candidate for medical marijuana.

[mmmmmarcus]

@QuantumQuacks Do you read?  if you did, you would read some scientific literature.. Oh wait.. since you're ignoring science.. Creationist? BINGO. Take your bible and shove it where the sun doesn't WANT to shine, PCS.

[TheBlamedSaints]

My name is Pierce and I was hoping you could answer a few unanswered questions for me. I smoked marijuana illegally in my back yard with one of my buddies when i was suffering from a migraine. The migraine completely went away and yet i was caught, when i told my dad that the migraine went away he said I may be able to get it for medical use. I am 14 and live in the state of Texas and the city of Houston. Might I be able to get marijuana for medical use only?

[SquirrelyProductions]

@TheBlamedSaints Texas is a horrible state for such affairs as Medical Marijuana. Sorry kid, but I don't think they would ever prescribe someone under the age of 18 a Medical card. I don't even think your state has medical.

[TexasJBProductions]

just a few facts:  Deaths/year due to alcohol: about 400,000 Deaths/year due to tobacco: about 440,000 Deaths/year due to cannabis: 0

[xlr8trperson]

gotta love this video

it basically says

HEY STONERS!!!

this is how you can stop worrying abiut cops!

just do this

hell yea

[Bluntbusters]

i have bad arthritis pain. i just wish it would be legal where i lived

[rmysterio80]

Does it help asthma? i heard it does

[SquirrelyProductions]

@rmysterio80 It actually helps -phenomenally- with asthma. I used to have it pretty bad, using xenopex and advair. After I started partaking, all my problems associated with asthma went away completely. I was able to ride my bike to an internship seven miles away without any trouble.

[TiasAhlgreN]

I am bipolar wich is a major problem in my life.

I'm pretty much unable to perform even one fifth of my life.

Would It be possible if I was living in California for me to get into the prop 215?

[SquirrelyProductions]

@TiasAhlgreN Yes and I would highly recommend it. Its much more affordable and effective than antidepressants.

[Hagall717]

I have 3 torn ligaments in my knee, I have had surgery to fix it but I still have pain. This pain had limit me from certain jobs I could have stayed in. Medication does help some of the pressure but dosent take away all the pain. If I lived in a state with medical marijuana could I get it? I have smoked Marijuana illegally and it has taken away all the pain.

[SquirrelyProductions]

@Hagall717 Yes.Your case for medical marijuana is definite.

[Hagall717]

@SquirrelyProductions Thank you, now lets hope Ohio allows it some day.

[SquirrelyProductions]

@Hagall717 Unfortunately, the North East is still sort've slow. We have some horrible government up our way. I'm right next to you in PA, where we've had a majority vote to put medical to a vote, where it won by about %80, and we still don't get an actual chance to vote on it. Jersey has it, but its ridiculously hard to get because Jersey is full of the ignorant, so they actually vote against it.

[harryscrotum007]

weed is for sure beneficial for people with adhd like myself. I couldn't sleep for shit and I would be mad alot more if it weren't for weed. weed is my other woman

[moisesprs2000]

I live in san juan Puerto rico and we dont have medical marijuana. People in California are blessed with this. I hope weed becomes legal everywhere. God bless.

[1GiveSubs1]

You can buy a Card from some doctors for $200 dollars.

[sagewisdom09]

@1GiveSubs1 It's more in the $40-50 range these days

[alwaysopen]

@QuantumQuacks

Did you choose your user name because you are a quack?

I love this quip - Weed is also grown for high THC which will decrease the amount of an anti-psychotic chemical. The plant puts all the effort into making THC - what other reason is there for growing it for medical use? THC is the active chemical that alleviates whatever you are using it for. In my case, getting stoned makes me forget half of my head was blown away in the Gulf.

What you got to say to that?

[dubified89]

What are the names of these 22 year olds who's lungs have collapsed?

[kaduisaui]

@QuantumQuacks I would like to see the scientific articles you are quoting from. I have never heard of the damage you describe as being caused by smoking marijuana.

[SquirrelyProductions]

@brandonkara You should be able to get it, yes. Its been a year so hopefully you've had success with it.

[brandonkara]

im 16 and have mild cerebral palsy, and i have talk to my mom about getting a card i live in california would i be able to get on?

[Emerson7947]

@QuantumQuacks really? so in all actually you are doing more harm then good wen you smoke it

[zzddevilzz]

i also get horrible migraines several times a month and they also last for up to 12 hours. no other medication has worked. i smoked marijuana illegalay a few times when i had migraines, and they completely disappeared. could i qualify for medical marijuanna im from New Jersey

[that1kidtravis]

please respond and tell me if i could get a card for adhd all the other meds didnt work or fucked me up and marijuana will give me a soberish buzz that i can control my self on

[christianz2010]

wouldnt it be hard for them to get a job now?

[tyus29]

for real if u get facts about why they really legalized it ull be like fuck the government! back then they didnt know what it was but now they do n makin themselves look retarted because how could u call something natural and harmless illegal and harmless!?! the government just like to fuck people!!

[taker4prez]

i qualify i get migraines aallll the time. but if i just say to my doc hey can i get medical weed wont they just think i want it to get weed?

[lillybilly14]

i am 14, 15 in sept. 2010 and i get chronic pain, sometimes i cant sleep, i have migranes almost every day, because of a concussion i got in 2008. how can i get medical marijuana? my mom doesnt approve.. but perhaps i can talk her into it? help me.

[PrincezadJah]

@lillybilly14

well that your mom isn't agree it is a problem, but you can talk her into watching some medical marijuana videos and testimony of people, that may make her change her mind.. and well I don't know where you can get it because I dont know where you live, I get it from the garden of friends or just from people..

anyway good luck my friend..

positive vibes!! :]

[AtomicAtari]

@lillybilly14

you are quite young, but i was smoking at that age. there is a risk at this age with your brain experiencing such a dramatic change, however i think that the risk is worth the pleasure of pain relief. i used it illegally for my depression and insomnia, it has help more than any medication my psychiatrist has given me.keep fighting for your right to live in harmony. tell her to talk to doctors and understand it from a different perspective.

[rune791]

i have a friend that has a hernia and is unable to eat anything without getting sick to his stomach. EXCEPT when he smoked some mary. Would he qualify??

[mars31282]

i have been epileptic since i was a child and have heard many good reviews on the use of medicinal cannabis as an anticonvulsant , as well my currant anticonvulsant has lead to a steady decline in my bone density giving me early signs of osteoporosis witch in return has not aided my injuries from multiple car accident , i wake up in pain every day , do you think im eligible ?

[hunterfishman1]

well, that didnt help, tell us something we didnt know...

[tevinm14]

smoking usually makes my headaches worse :(

[ackapollo]

I'm 15 and I suffer from minor depression and minor anxiety and its keeping me back from succeeding in life would Marijuana help?

[ImAlwaysRightAnyway]

I have been on every medication out there for my chronic seizures. The only medicine that keeps me from having them? Marijuana.

[egkg75]

I bit my tongue, can I get weed?

[NegativeNick]

@egkg75 I have little crusty things in my eyes when I get up in the morning, get i have weed?

[egkg75]

@NegativeNick I stubbed my toe,,,,owieeee I need a 1/2 ounce.

[NegativeNick]

@egkg75 I fell asleep on a corduroy pillow, can I get a bong rip for my headlines?

[amck63]

@NegativeNick good one nick lol prevention is better than cure get rid of the pillow and the next time you have a bong make sure you have a soft plane pillow handy lol that way your face wont have head lines lol

[tuesdaysmoonchild]

@NegativeNick hahahahahahhaha That's fucking awesome.

[Nigelxman]

I've been farting uncontrollably all day Does that qualify me for a card?

[NegativeNick]

@Nigelxman hicup, hicup, hicup...card please

[djskizmarkey]

will they prescribe me if i have '"FIBROMYALGIA"

[GrassLok]

yo im not sick but i want sum medical weed

[ys1337]

omg i hate this fucking retarded people who say alcohol kills like 20000 people a year duuude and marihuana like kills 0 man...

that is fucking retarded, says who that marihuana does not cause deaths!

there clynically proven studies that show that marihuana can actually give lung and throut cancer so quit bitching about it ok?

alcohol if taken with reponsability can actually be good for your health, its not my problem if you father is an alcoholic and because he drinks too much has a cirrosis

[doug604]

people who know that weed hasn't ever directly caused a death, that's who. no one has ever died from lung or throat cancer who smoked strictly marijuana (i.e. no tobacco/other smokables)

[happycamper305]

You are the fucking brain dead....listen to yourslef...IF TAKEN WITH RESPONSABILTY!!!!!....do you think that if you smoke weed you can get cancer???? SMOKING TOBACCO can couse cancer DRINKING ALCHOHOL can cause liver failer.....

[buffalosouljah18]

Your so fucking dumb Ys, I don't even know where to start.

[AdvancedC0rpseTum0r]

Yeah and marijuana can ALSO be taken with moderation, BOY what a SUPRISE! I have much more important health concerns to worry about than those 'risks' from smoking cannabis. Guess what you can also eat too much junk food and DIE

[AdvancedC0rpseTum0r]

Forgot to point out, you dont even have to smoke it. You can vaporize or make edibles...bah whyd i even reply to a 8 month comment -_-

[buttonsputon]

research industrial hemp!

it's major...........

[JEZUZ06]

How is fucking alcohol legal something that's unhealthy and makes you act like a complete fucking idiot! It's 2000 fucking 9 and weed is still illegal you gotta be kidding me. Legalize weed and I fucking GUARANTEE YOU that the crime rate will drop atleast 30% within the first year. I don't understand how the fuck the Government is gonna say a plant is illegal WTF?? How are you gonna tell me that mother nature is illegal, but yet some fucking unhealthy ass man made liquid can be sold to me!!

[chocalatecocoloco2]

@JEZUZ06 i think the reason alchohol is legal is because it is taxed. im 13 and i just want some fucking medical weed...

[COOLMAFIAKID]

@chocalatecocoloco2 dude its not hard to score pot...

[ajdicks]

@JEZUZ06 Dropping the f bomb at least once in every sentence is the hallmark of a fiercely wise and skilled debator. I think you just poured a tall cool glass of shut the f up down the throats of all your critics you genius orator!!!

[Seventy6ers852]

@JEZUZ06 beleieve me im all for legalization i just hate the plant fuckin excuse. Opium is a plant too. And thats fucked up.

[abbazin102]

@Seventy6ers852 But people have poisoness plants and mushrooms in most of they backyards that could kill they children in two days, but hopefully they know what not to eat rite? Plants are on the earth to spread pboth oisoness and healthy to help aid our Earth, so we can't ban any tree or any plant unless we created this Earth.

[TTUsucks88]

@JEZUZ06 I like both Jesus.

[ninetailzneji]

@JEZUZ06 look up william randolf herst you will understand why marijuana is illegal. and you will also be extremely pissed

[mkfreak360]

@JEZUZ06 the crime rate will definitely drop because people will be too stoned off their asses to even leave their houses xD LEGALIZE!!

[pwnageprata]

inhaling marijuana smoke causes throat cancer

[jeeao]

rofl

[skylinefootball]

smoking causes cancer not marijuana. there is a diffrence because cannabis can be eaten also

[slickrickjohnson]

@skylinefootball Very good point,vapor is fairly good but eating is probably the safest.I like smoking the old fashion way.Life's a risk and I cant let fear get the best of me.I accept an early death as long as my life was what I would see as worth living.If not what's the point of being old if there is no value in anything you are, anything you do,or anything you stand for.Who knows maybe I can have a blast and still get to about 80yrs. old or so,that's ideal for me.

[xaviermockingbird]

If that were true I would be dead right now .

[tushtushtushtush]

lmao She sounds like a robot, how about enthusiasm? But the government is still wrong cannabis is a flower that heals, nourishes and is harmless. If we can grow corn, cotton, wheat, hops, we should be able to grow cannabis next to our tomatoes.

[scrillarod]

why do the DEA care no matter wat people are always gonna smoke weed so why dont they just legalize it cause there never gonna stop people from smoking it

[xaviermockingbird]

because they`re petty anti drug finatics .

[AdvancedC0rpseTum0r]

Because they get money lol.

[CNMoyes]

LOL

[iXicoryiXi]

just legalize it everywhere....god damn, its a plant that grows out of the ground

[Bluntbusters]

@iXicoryiXi im votin 4 u as president lol

[Ajjeskey]

yes my older sister was in a car wreck and damaged her retina and smoking cannabis helps her eye movement slow down for better healing. Thanx to the Prop.215

[ussick]

How about for a hangnail?

[kylandrew]

hahahahahahahahhaaha

[shas1814]

5 stars!

Thank you for posting this.

I have chronic, terrible pain.

Morphine and Percocet 24/7 allow me to bear the pain.

Marijuana allows me to be nearly pain-FREE!

Truly the Tree of Life, IMO.

For Canadians, I have a vid that shows how to become

a licenced grower and user of Medical Marijuana.

Thanks again

[Cutchswife]

Americans have everything! It's not fair! We need a place like this here in England lol

[eleventy5]

Don't worry, I live in America about 3,000 miles from California, and I can't go to the pot store either :(

[dreamingcosmos]

There are 12 states that dispense marijuana legally. There has to be one closer to you.

[pntballfrk73]

wrong dude. their are 9 sates that sell it.If you get caught with it in maryland you can go to court and say you use it for medical purpose and you will get a maximum of a $100 fine

[dreamingcosmos]

OK DUDE. Actually if you do research on the internet you'll find anywhere from 9 to 12 states. So, there is fluctuation in the number of legal states. The average seems to be 10, DUDE. Smoke another fat one.

[pacificasingers1]

read the whole description it has it all and backpain is chronic pain if it is bad

[metalguitaristpunk]

What about backpain and sleeplessness??

[razorsrocker991]

probably not sleepnessness so much, but backpain I think is a reason

[Halo2isgay87]

actually i could really use it for sleep problems, because i can't go to sleep and when i do is only for like 3 hours

[tyler10125]

same

legalize it

[A7Xtasy769]

i get horrible migraines several times a month and they somteims last for up to 12 hours. no other medication has worked. i smoked marijuana illegally two or three times when i had migraines, and they completely disappeared. could i qualify for medical?

[ajnagtv]

In what state are you a resident?

[illtakeurbitch]

California

[Bloodimonday]

@ajnagtv I have Bipolar depression right, I smoked Marijuana illegaly a couple of times and my depression went away for a few months, can I get a card for that If I lived in oregon?

[SquirrelyProductions]

@Bloodimonday Oregon, yes. I think so. You should talk with a doctor and don't be afraid to mention it. Though, you may need to be diagnosed by a medical professional with Bipolar disorder first and have a written recommendation. My suggestion is to get a therapist and have them write you a recommendation.

[brainphreak]

not a problem, I went in and was able to get my "prescription" the very same day. I only have stomach problems which effect appetite and sometimes nausea. Now I can take my medicine and I feel much better, I cannot believe it is not completely legal everywhere... the greed and corruption in this country (and others) is astounding

[peetree91]

If I have ADHD can i get marijuana legally

[jm8907]

Thankyou so much, this was very helpful

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