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  • sir, you know why i pulled u over?

  • i just thought that his head was explode at 0:01

  • idiot

  • I am going to have to site your for no tail light and littering ...

  • my ass is burning,bikes fucked  and oh yeah...the cops are here...what a day

  • Wearing shorts, No helmet, bike buggered, cop on scene with ticket AND clip released on Youtube... Now that's one unlucky bugger........ Knob!

  • future organ donor...

  • He should walk on all 4

  • do you know why i pulled you over???

  • "Hi. My name is Fail. I'll be your rider for this particular effort."

  • lucky to be alive

  • I wish there was audio of this guys explanation

  • lol

  • No officer Im not as think as you drunk I am.......I swear there is no blood in my alchohal system.....This is a whole noew level of stupid....a special kind of moron

  • What a stupid idiot. You get what you get when you act like a dumb ass.

  • What a jackass, he doesn't even attempt to wear any protection and he obviously has no idea on how to ride a damn wheelie!

  • You sir, are a retard.

  • he should have ridden off, it was only the front wheel that was damaged and he doesnt use that any way ;))

  • The video should be entitled, "Cop Driving on Sidewalk Catches Live SQUID."

  • nice helmet

  • why was the f$@#%&G cop parked on the sidewalk? thats against the law! oh wait i forgot.... cops are above the law.

  • why was the f#%$*!G? thats cop parked on the sidewalk ? thats against the law ! oh wait ,cops are above the law.

  • oh this i just forgot to put the kickstand down

  • Well done eheheheh!!!

  • Dumb airhead ever I've seen on this vid! Sportbikes are not toys!!!

  • EPIC FAIL!!!

  • RAW TALENT,RIGHT THERE*

  • Looked like he hit his pretty hard. How fucking stupid can you be? Riding out in traffic with no helmet and popping wheelies? I hope this guy is in a coma right now for repeating this shit.

  • "officer, you didnt see that squirrel run out in front of me? i was just avoiding it! look there he goes up that tree! you just missed him!"

  • he cheated death

  • Fuckin idiot

  • Where's your gear, idiot?

  • GUYS... KEEP REPLAYING THE FIRST THREE SECONDS OF THE VID. ...OK OBSERVATIONS HE HAS NO HELMET, JACKET, GLOVES, NOR PANTS ATLEAST! OK N DID YALL SEE HOW HE HIT THE GROUND AFTER HE 12 O'CLOCKED IT? HOW THE FCK DID HE NOT GET SERIOUSLY INJURED. I MEAN SHIT THAT LOOKED LIKE IT SHOULD HAVE CRACKED HIS SCULL OPEN. DAMN I WANT THAT LUCKY FOOL ON THE PLANE WITH ME THATS GOIN DOWN!

  • " is there a problem officer? "

  • He's a "Keeper" !

  • @justanotherengine Only with a large life insurance policy.

  • it is only indicating that may have attempted a wheelie, but he might as well have underestimated the power of his bike while going uphill. the vid is inconclusive...I am happy that courts do not judge as quickly as u guys do...

  • Not glad he's OK. Take a drive out and have some moron lose control of a 500lb object at 30MPH hit the front windshield of your car from opposing lanes. Then think "Gee I hope he's OK." or "There better be a d@mn good reason some idiot lost control of his bike!!!!" Morons like this should NEVER ride!! Riding for 20+ years and I still can't believe they got a license!

  • @CliftonPhotographer I'm with you 100%.

    People caught operating a vechicle in such a manner should never be allowed the right to drive again. Period.

    There are enough dangers to deal with when traveling, morons like this should not be one of them. Pull his licence forever.

  • At least the officer was impressed with his mad skillz.

  • lol, he probably thought he was going to show up the cop with the wheelie and then speed away. Glad the idiots all right though.

  • Of all the places to do a wheelie, This brainstorm does one right in front of a cop! lmfao, woooow. What a squid

  • he didnt get sunburn at the beach, but an asphalt burn

  • This bike rider is an idiot and the police have the evidence they need to charge him!

  • See these idiots alllllll day. Learn how to ride b4 fucking w.the cops and for god sakes flip flops shorts and a beach shirt?? Not quite a day at the beach after all hahaha.

  • idiot!!!

  • He could always argue stating that because approaching the top of the hill, the bike started to wheelie

  • LOL! Fail of the year candidate

  • i would tell the officer to fuck off ,,,,,, ur not makeing this better!!!!

  • Anyone riding in shorts and a T-Shirt and no safety helmet is a stupid Brain-Dead Moron!! Hope he was charged with Driving without due care...This is why Motor-Cycle insurance costs the earth...

  • He failed as he tried to attemp cool :DD

  • hahahah ! le con .. quel couillon !

  • Wow, this dude is either has no brain or retard. He did not even wear a helmet. Lucky that he even survive without injury!!!

  • Must have hit his head pretty hard too. Don't understand why people choose to ride without, at the very least, a helmet.

  • squid. period.

  • n00b

  • gotta love how the cop is in such a hurry to make sure he's ok

  • lmao

  • stupid doofus

  • Showing your ass to the cops and wrecking your bike...priceless.

  • off topic but is there something wrong with that cops engine? i saw steam i think.

  • ROFL.....DUMBASS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • shorts and t-shirts RULEZ forever

  • lol

  • The cop takes his fucking time

  • I really hope that hurt. Stupidity should hurt.

  • fat cop :O

  • rofl owned

  • LOL !!

    Got what he deserved.

  • what a dumbass

  • He was in shock. He will feel it in a few hours.

  • What to crash?

  • you cunt!!!!!!!!!!why do they deserve it? eh????

  • Wow, that was cool. Do it again. I love it when shit like this happens to a showoff.

  • he went Pass the Cop going " I think I Can! I think I Can! ah crap! "

  • He slid on his back and then stood up! Bravo! T-shirt Road Rash burn

  • TIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • It's hard to see a pig in the shade..

  • If I can't do it, I don't do it

  • But then you'll never do it! what if it's something you want to do? surely you have to practice! you need dedication, motivation and and a mind that says FUCK IT I'LL HAVE A BASH AT IT!

  • I meant if I can't do it, I don't do it in front of the police car... Everything needs practice, but somewhere on closed airfield or parking lot...

  • LMFAO

  • lol

  • hahahhaa son idiot hahah allein wie ertut wo er austeht hahah ich hätte mich einfach selbst liegen lassen ^€^

  • jajajajajajajjajajajajjajajaja­jajjajaja

  • Wanker redhanded LOL

  • Not even a helmet???? What an idiot.

  • @selvaescalada Only some states require helmets. RI while the border MA does, kinda confusing.

  • what a stupied fucking idiot!!!

    Suck shit you faggot. Thats what you get.

  • ferchobitt,u copied what cocainestyler said and just took out the word fuck,u are pothetic

  • I bet he got nervous when he saw the police car... thats why he failed...

  • Lol trying to be all cool and fail!

  • dumbass

  • well i guess the fine is painful enough...

  • and he had NO GEAR on... nice one!

  • whats funnyier the failed wheelie atempt or the fact he did it in front of a police car LOL

  • I bet he saw the police car got nervous and fucked everything up.

  • Yep, he sure is...

  • wat an idiot

  • I wish that this would happen to all the fucking punks that come by my house showing off. Serves him right , the little prick ! LOL

  • What a dip shit.

  • i dont know whats funnier, the Vid or arguement over youtube comments.

  • Wanker.

  • que pringao jojojojojo lol

  • He should be on dumbest criminals or something..

  • poor guy...... NOT!

  • what a fing idiot.  You show off, see what happens, and not gear, dumbass.

  • HAHAHA IDIOT

  • No helmet. No boots. No safety gear. Only shorts, t-shirt, and soft shoes.

  • That road rash has got to hurt.

    It's funny that he gets up and nonchalantly walks to his bike like it's no big deal.

    "Oh, you want to talk to me, officer?"

  • LOL "Something wrong officer?"

  • @ElBribri hahahahaha

  • how bout both of you fuck eachother

  • ahahahahhaahah what a squid hahaha

  • Holy shit! I can't believe this guy wipes out in shorts and a t-shirt...gets up and starts walking straightaway. Wait till the adrenalin wears off...

  • ya learn to do a wheelie in  a parking lot, away from cops so you don't look like a retarded fool like this.

  • quite an immature comment, of course your 37 and english with no girlfriend, sorry boyfriend.

  • It's YOU ARE or YOU'RE 37 and english. Lesson number one - if you're going to preach get the spelling correct you jumped up yanky cunt! And I stand by what I said on the first comment. Clearly pricks that show off on the roads deserve to die. Better to kill themselves than an innocent. Now fuck off!

  • no i won't fuck off, what's lesson number 2 you fat english bastard.

  • Ha ha fuck off you ugly inbred yanky nonce.

  • i'll wake up tomorrow knowing i'm not american..........you'll wake up tomorrow and still be a lonely fat english poof who still lives with his mother.

  • I'll wake up tomorrow with my beautiful wife. Who the fuck do you think you are making all these asumptions? I reckon you're describing yourself you fucking loser.

  • everybody's woke up with your wife as she's a dirty slapper, town bike. she likes the cock, just like your mother

  • Get on with your homework and get to bed, school tomorrow little boy.

  • i know your type, you like little boys don't you? fucking paedo.

  • no he likes the women, trust me ive been with all of his (his current wife is a log in bed)... though im surprised either of them have the sense to sleep in a bed like the rest of mankind, more than likely they wake up blazed and hung over late for their shifts at their local mcdonalds

  • that sucks man!!!

  • you would feel like the biggest loser ever

  • Fine how much

  • good that he wear savety dress ...LOOOOL ....

    he should not stand up without it. ... have you seen the smoke comes out of the police car when he start the engine? poor police :-)

  • cop- "good job smart ass"

  • he could have killed some kid? His ass deserved it --- you know u can kill yourself doing that shit... but on a public street you can kill someone's child and or change an entire family other than your own... bastard!

  • Thas watchu get.

  • that's what happens if you do the idiot on the streets... :)

  • unlucky. shit happens.

  • Yup. Lack of any proper respone, resort to insults.

    Your just another brainwashed "fuck the police" type that runs crying to the police ath the first sign of harm / potential harm.

  • LOL

  • Would you rather him sit in the slow lane with hazards on ? Obstructing traffic, creating a hazard... OR you could pull on to the shoulder / curb / sidewalk and let traffic flow freely.

    Doesnt matter what he does, ignorant inbred pricks like you will always find something to complain about with law enforcement.

    Go chug a bottle of bleech.

  • That schmuck is lucky he wasn't hurt more than he was.

  • lol superbike

  • Hope he hurt himself enough ! Moron

  • fuck u why can u say something like that

  • looseer

  • yeah and when they are speeding to help you when your house is getting robbed

    should they get a ticket???

    hmmmmm i wonder wat the answer to that is ?

  • No helmet? that guy deserved to get hurt more. Fuck boys like him give sportbikes a bad name, especially trying to show off infront of a cop car, and the jokes on you.

  • lol, the guy probably played too much GTA

  • lol they are allowed to stop there :P

  • uh....officer I wasn't riding that bike....

  • im going to get abuse for this, but while i hope hes okay.....he definately had that coming. especially doing in front of the cops. u cant even do a burnout with out being ticketed. what a dumbass

  • i can only imagine "but officer... i dont know what happened..."

  • That sure wouldn't surprise me.

  • ahahah whatta beast

  • hahaha what a newb

  • I dont care if people do wheelies, but with shorts and a tee-shirt??? big mistake

  • A contestant for the Darwin Award

  • Atleast he got up and walked it off, so he can continue living his douchebag life....

    Hopefully he doesn't kill any innocent people doing stupid shit like this in the future.

  • i love it when a jackass does this type of thing.

  • how did he get up? :O

  • hahahahahaha what a fucking moron, bet that cop gave him a huge ticket for being such a dumbass

  • hahhahahhahha

  • lol so embarassing

  • Plainly an idiotic and dangerous stunt. It's a good thing that the rider didn't hurt anyone else. Unfortunately, such idiotic stunts sometimes involve injuries to innocent bystanders.

    Let's hope the rider has learnt a lesson and won't try stunts like this on a public road.

  • gawd yeah yeah snore snore, just another case of super bike, crap rider :O).. dont need all the snorey details lol

  • and I guess you are Valentino Rossi

  • tem que se fude mané...trocha

  • His head hit pretty hard and looks like no helmet. I'm surprised he walked away from this.

  • probably not a lot in there (his head) to harm

  • That's what your stupidity buys you (and costs you).

  • looks like he tried to get away when he saw the cop walking toward him but then gave up and dropped the bike after realizing the bike is complete wreck lolol.

    amazing how he walks like he isnt hurt at all.

  • You see!!! this is what tyou get when you try to be cool!! try to whellie and felt down hard , a case of road rash, a trashed bike ,couple of tickets for driving w/o a helmet,adecuate gear ,speeding , ect, ect, and above all in front of a cop and on video tape!!! WOW it sucks to be him. but on the positive side you are alive and no one got hurt but your ego.

  • Just as FYI you can't get a ticket for lack of gear other than a helmet, with that said some states don't have helmet requirement laws. Either way, this SQUID if a fucking moron and receives zero sympathy from me. No doubt guilty of being a douchebag.

  • i dunno why its called a "squid"???

  • Stupid

    Quick

    Underdressed

    Immediately

    Dangerous

  • LMAO

  • save stunts for the parking lot

  • bravo ..... grande...

  • Bikers would have a better image without such retards.......

  • You know it! I really hate these squid Riders.

    They give us real Bikers a bad name.