#7 Happy Valentine's Day w/ Jeff & Walter

[HalfMoonxJayfeather]

26 people got peniciline instead of chocolate on Valentine's Day

[cpcoasternut]

26 people have a venereal dsease

[cbcgirlxxx]

is jeff dunham the funniest man alive or what? XD

[cbcgirlxxx]

ahahaha who could not like that?

[Yashaboy117]

@cbcgirlxxx someone that has VD perhaps?

[buffyslayer30]

so funny.

[kaberichatterjee1]

i dont get what he says about chocolates? can someone help me out

[Mugthraka]

@kaberichatterjee1 "I was going to buy you chocolates,but i could only afford the Peniciline"

[kaberichatterjee1]

@Mugthraka um, i heard what he said, i said i didn't understand what he said.

[Mugthraka]

@kaberichatterjee1 well Penicilline is a medecine used to cure VD's(Venerial Diseases),so in place of buying chocolates he buyed the medicine.

[mikeluvluc]

@Mugthraka Not "buyed"..... bought. 

[155chipmunkz]

i know what he meant... eww...

[AngelOfDeathSoul]

Valentine's Day

[scalumarde]

whats a VD sorry i dont know it

[lazynub5]

a venereal disease

[linkfan10024]

VD equals to things

1. Valentines day

2. Disease

[DukeTigrian]

@scalumarde it's Valentine's Day

[imneji]

took me a while to get,

VD - venereal disease

[Devzero5900]

the face of walter is priceless when he sad VD :P

[cyberjar88]

He always looks like that. I should know. I've MET him!

[NickandSpencer]

0BALLINN0 ask your mom

[stormc1nd3r]

@nazaninassar Wow you're stupid! I read that stupid thing a week ago and guess what? I'm NOT dead.

[DGenerationCena619Ya]

lol I was at this place when they filmed it

[sexypilot80]

i was there too, what a great show!

[ivan2249j]

Venereal disease: A disease that is contracted and transmitted by sexual contact, caused by microorganisms that survive on the skin or mucus membranes, or that are transmitted via semen, vaginal secretions, or blood during intercourse.

LOL! =D

[ciletsak13]

@ivan2249j

sooooooooooooooooooo

basicaly an STD??



[stormc1nd3r]

@mileyhater135: Uh uh... I bet you believe babies come from storks too, huh?

[csihardfan111]

And if I die, what would my family members fill in on my insurance form? Death by chain mail?

[misheel123]

whats vd?

[VideoGamesMaster]

Valentine's Day

[amidamaruxxzz]

venereal disease :P

[razorramone63139]

VD can stand for Valentine's Day, but it can also stand for Venereal Disease, and that's the joke.

[greendayrulz92]

what does it do?

[razorramone63139]

Don't know. I've never had it.

[HCTiger9704]

Look it up on the internet!!!

[xboxboy93941]

VD is the same thing as an STD.

[CherryPieX0]

oh wait.. i didnt know what vd meant but i do now, nvm XD

[CherryPieX0]

i don't get it =x

[smitty32786]

I was at the show in Saskatoon, SK when they filmed those. They were hilarious!. funniest parts came in between them all as jeff was trying to memorize them and walter was making fun of him for messing them up

[1Manbearpig08]

OMG Jeff that's absolutely amazing. i laughed more than when i watched Durex gets it on

[CloudPow]

omg That was so clever. lmao

[stewoq]

Life is beautiful ..

.. for other people.

[cashcrewstudios]

Whats VD meant to mean?

[videomakerorwatcher]

valentines day

[khaosdemon2]

Venereal Disease,

the old term for STD.

[cashcrewstudios]

Which means?

[CompleteAnimeFan]

it means if you catch it your fucked lol

[Savagedspike]

Wow i am scared for u, I think u need to take some sex ed classes

[ArkLover27]

ROTFLOL!!!

walter always brightens my days.

[SonicPhan630]

Finally he had some new jokes but THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY. I can't wait till he has new peanut material.

[EmeraldFantasy]

haha!, love it Jeff!

[CMxPunkxFan23]

sent it to everyone in my family that has an email address!

[atomicgirl1121]

lul I'M SENDING THIS TO SOMEONE!!!

[PageCreations]

I watched all of them... you always brighten my day Jeff. Look forward to seeing you live! I'll have to check your website for your tour schedule! ~Raven

[bekkabryan]

Jeff you a very talented man and I love all your little guys, But peanut can always brighten my bad days thank you

[drzclown]

FAG, i am sure u would love to play with puppets

[MixedSignals99]

oh whatever. walter is by far the funniest one of all.

[tonybek1]

amen

[littleangel12344]

OMG this is hilaious!

i am sending this to someone.

[xXxJessicaFayexXx]

haha i get now.

[PerryPantha]

lmfao, im in jr high!

[iCourtnall]

Lmao!!

[whiteball116]

isnt it a coincidence (say something about my spelling go to hell) that the initials of Valentines Day, the day of love making, is VD lol

[ChrisBBacon312]

lololololol

[kristinajonas]

i dont get it......

[ultrapal78]

VD= Veneral Disease

Genitalia infection due to poor cleanliness etc. usually cured with penicillin

Valentine's Day abbreviation: VD

Get it?

[kristinajonas]

ohh ok got it

[firegeek22]

Thanks haha!

[sotrmygirl2525]

lol! It is still funny!! XD U rock!

[jokerface89]

nice

[chaucersttafu]

I saw him when they filmed this it was awesome

[zkennedy94]

i just saw jeff dunham in london ontario and he was hilarious

[persianversian8]

london ontorio? isnt that in canada

[harwetopa]

yep.

[carrieunderwood4evaa]

yes it is

[helzofdoom]

Venereal Disease......... omgggggggggg xDDDD

[jonathanh95]

wa does he mean VD?

[Haizum74]

VD, Valentines Day....ahem cough. it actually means Venereal Disease, like syphilis and gonorrhoea. Ya know those things that can be caught from intimate contact like having your hand up a puppets arse. Actually that last bit is not true but the rest is. Erm, I think I will just leave it there...and get my coat

[TenaciousD0]

ask ur mom, no im kidding read Haizum74's comment

[pebblitas]

xD hahahaha awesome man! A-W-E-S-O-M-E

[TwoAnimeEmoFreaks]

i love u both either way lol

yay jeff ur awsome, btw jeff when you come to fresno ca. u have to come to my skewl me and my friends are u huges fans, but ur busy so i understand im still gonna try to get some tickets tthough, but my family is a lil broke (with the economy the way it is)

but still ur the best comedian outh there lol

[Taybrian1]

It really is still funny now!

[chick5581]

ahahahah ! i actually laughed so hard at that.. =P ahahahaha Sh-dang!.. xD

[Chick6517]

I thought thats u XD! That was too cool! Your cousin is amazing! Thanks

[sabresx29]

lmao

oh my

[lionkingrulez]

i get to see you tonight in hamilton YO HO

[AmoryAJ]

Who would have geussed.... Real funny Shit......LOL

[LadyRedRocker2]

Jeff this is classic. Every valentines day I always tell everyone Happy VD lol. Now I can send them this video.

[Panholzer1]

Jeff ur great!!!!!

[soxpowers]

LOVED ALL 7

[tulie76]

I thought all 7 videos were funny. However, I really thought video #1 was the best... waste no time... down to the point!! LOL

[Birdboy029]

Original (to my ears), and hilarious. Just 1 line!!!:D

[michellejenkins]

that was freaking halarious!!! LOVE all 7 Valentines day cards..... of course, here's one for ya just for Walter.......Walter, this is for you when you get mad at someone, speak a little pig latin to them....LOL

Miss on you pister, you ain't so mucking fuch, go in your own jack yard and back off......LOL

[RakabooEntertainment]

lol

vaginal dentata

:P

[liquid620]

VD - Venerial Disease...STD...VD: Valentines Day...not rocket science...

[xevilduckiex]

So that's what VD meant back in middle school! I was the only kid that didn't get it...

Funny Stuff!

[146769]

yeah sorry jeff, THat was so lamo! Move onto your funnier jokes!

[hotperson22]

i agree with cool kid

[JSBVIDEOS]

jeff you are totally awesome(and funny):)

[coolkid7500]

no ofense jeff but not your best work

[satancomm41]

because it requires use of the brain...?

[15BlueRocker]

love it. You rock Jeff =D

[darklink1998]

this SUCKS!!!!!

[alabamagirl744]

Um, Darklink, I just saw your videos, And I have to say, yours suck. Not Jeff's. And even if he did suck, he's getting paid big time for people to laugh at his jokes. So I don't think your insult would bother him. Harsh truth.

[fadedgalaxia]

Hey! The videos gone! :(

[DubRuss]

That's just WRONG!! But I love it.

[aspears97]

jee what does V D stand for??? lol

[Presnak]

valentine day ;)

[panteragirl31]

I love them all! Too funny!

[thomesocksup]

OMG! I love you. You Rock!!

[hallee]

you rock jeff!!!

[misterfishermaan]

cant get a valentines date? bitter about valentines? then destroy all shops promoting valentines day.step on those chocolates and flowers.crush em to a pulp!

[SillyNinjaMonkey]

Jeff dunham is the coolest Commedian EVAH!

[Patikimasis]

Well I agree but... There is allways George Carlin O_o

[MeleeStormbringer]

I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!!

[hicosha]

lol jeff dunham pwns

[jenddo]

Happy VD, Jeff, Walter and all the crew!!! LOL! Awesome valentines!!!

[LadySionainn]

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY JEFF-FA-FA!!!

**huggs & xxxxxxxxxx*

u r a cutie!

[CzArOfWaRs]

i dont get it

[XxKsEoWnSxX]

VD lik vinarial disease or HIV/AIDS

[ConXile]

lol ok! :D

[Falconsfan35]

VD lol i like the madTV VD video its hillarious

[tradan01]

Haha I was there when he filmed this in Saskatoon.

Jeff Dunham rocks!!

[plkj13]

LOL Jeff Dunham will always be a great comedian! :D LONG LIVE JEFF DUNHAM!

[alexishere21]

ROFL i'mm alergic to penisilin though =[

[freakyjay12]

i dont get it

[xxchaosXmusicianxx]

i mean, VD is another way to say STD.

[xxchaosXmusicianxx]

haha VD is a STD

xD

[joneseyuk]

VD = Valentine's Day! OMG some people are so dumb!

[Magargan]

And "Venereal Disease". Y'know, thats the other meaning that makes it a joke.

[joneseyuk]

nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh you dont say. cus that not odvious

[Magargan]

A lot of people really don't get it, surprisingly.

[Shannariano]

it's because, I think, many people are not motherthongue or not enough into spoken language.

I didn't get it at first... reading the comments i now have it and it's funny :)

[BMondi]

ur dumb: the joke was that VD is a STD="Venereal Disease"

[joneseyuk]

lol your so stupid, have you only just got that joke.. we all knew what a VD is. are you simple?

[xXToxicPrincessX]

Oh Jeez.

That's not what the joke was about.

Jeff meant valentines day.

but VD is a name for a STD. XD

[joneseyuk]

are we going round in circles here or what. we all know what the joke was!

VD = Sexually transmitted disease

&

VD = Valentines Day

There done, suppose i'll get a reply in a minute saying the joke was something i wrote above and we will go in a huge circle again.

[BMondi]

sry i thought u didnt know what he meant wen he said VD, i didnt realize the sarcasm in ur comment

[DellLover201]

wow your one of those prep kids arent you? "sry i thought u didnt know what he meant wen he said VD, i didnt realize the sarcasm in ur comment " how gay can you get i didnt realize the sarcasm in ur coment. get bent

[BMondi]

i was trying to be polite and mature but if u wanna be an immature faggot like that then good for u retard

ps- i hate prep kids

[mrbobindeno]

happy VD i think is happy valantimes day :D and im sure it is that..just answering some unanswered questions cyaa..

[kibalover89]

Haaaa

It Was Funny In High School and its funny now lolz thats silly :D

[deathjam294]

i love peanut but i dont really get the happy VD is it supposed to be innapropriat?

[deathjam294]

oh ok thanks

[defygravity1000]

lolz!

[QueenArwen90]

Jeff thx for this. YOU ROCK

[alicia2r18]

thz

you too=]

[singerchick4ever]

My birthdays on Valentines Day!!!! YAY!!! i enjoy having a holiday b-day!!!

[Hoohahkid]

Lol Walter is great

[eileengoth]

lmao

[deziah13]

fuck dont understand!

LOL!

[BIB16bear]

happy v-day= happy vagina day or something like that

[emiiliiXD]

vd is an std.

so it's not happy vagina day.

that's why he talked about the penicillin.

[Magargan]

Happy Venerial Disease!

[emiiliiXD]

vd is an std. stands for venerial disease.

vd also stands for valentine's day.

he mentioned penicillin because it helps

to get rid of vd.

[BIB16bear]

opps (i got some problems understanding english)

[LeighAth]

i was almost certain it stood for vaginal discharge...guess it works both ways?

[whieoehfeo]

Walter is so romantic lol

[rendyrandy]

happy hv

[Fariqsort]

nice i find walter a pieve of shit ..but liked it

[Mikeytron6000]

ahahahahahaha love all 7 of em

imagine one with achmed

[62623576]

Happy valentines, I KILL YOU

[sakutan666]

silence...i kill you!!!!!!!!