Jeremy Clarkson - Recipe for making Lamborghini

[hochild]

Swirly straw!

[GavinS1965]

Take one moron with an HONOURARY engineering degree...

[dmcowie10]

clarkson doesn't like it lol

[athena2517]

do not drink your lamborghini while driving it...

[rinaldootje]

If he puts in that much power in the murc, Then how many would he put in a Veyron XD 3-4 maybe 5 bottles

[TheGator2000]

@rinaldootje ste strongest lambo has 670 HP,right? the veyron has 1001...so he puts just 1,5x power in a veyron than he put in the lambo...

p.s:sorry for bad english,but you'll get it ;)

[johnniesi]

Hilarious Anything with Gin tastes like paint thinner lol

[nsid983]

on that bombshell, i'm gonna call it a night.

[saturnGEEK]

thats what you get for mixing other crap with bombay blue sapphire !!

[toupe454]

Needs more power.

[KGWOLF77]

1 small cup of our Latgalian "Schmakovka", and this Lambomix will taste as a crap.

:D

[Trevor10]

fuck yea disaronno

[EventisInnovations]

That blue bombay gin he uses at the beginning tastes like paint thinner.

[Fletcher5114]

Was probably sick before pissed

[camouflagecamaro99]

hey eveybody want to know how to make a mustang? well, heres the recipe.

step 1. shit in a cup

step 2. put a ford bagde on the cup.

step 3. enjoy!

[camouflagecamaro99]

@camouflagecamaro99 i mean badge

[ryanbogaerd]

@camouflagecamaro99 thanks! now i have a mustang!

[camouflagecamaro99]

@ryanbogaerd your welcome

[ryanbogaerd]

@camouflagecamaro99 LOL



[Ferrari73703]

Recipe for a Ferrari Enzo Power Power Power Power Power Power Styling Styling Styling Styling Exhaust Exhaust Exhaust Exhaust Light Weight Light Weight Light Weight Comfortable Suspension Comfortable Suspension Key: Power-Ice Tea, Styling-Cherry Juice, Exhaust-Coke, Light Weight-Passion Fruit juice, Comfortable Suspension-Gatorade. My children can have an Enzo now!

[MrArchDelux]

and as for today and as we can see here, it all appears to be just water... ;)

[Gothos]

oh GOD is that smirnoff? why the fuck smirnoff, of all the vodkas in the world... :(

[PringleJingle134]

@Gothos i think smirnoff is quite good :)

[CrHazardous]

Already drunk before making that lot, cause he can't get the vodka lid back on lmao

[RichmanMoneyEye]

unfillable cup

[mikev221]

It's the german common sense that spoils it all

[VattonageRanger231]

Jezza.

he solves practical problems with power.

and if that doesnt work?...use more power.

[xRAMxDOD]

that had to have tasted horrible

[TakumoZ]

somebody noticed the two straws ? ;)

Diffrent drink i would say ...

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

Lamborghini themselves would probably drink that and say: NEEDS MORE POWER.

[neonman1604]

i really tought after 2:03 that he was going to say:needs more power xD

[sentineloffreedom]

his expression right at the end of the clip is awesome :P

[jackattack1243]

i love how he takes another sip! LOL

[Pilkie101]

@exoticarfan

Moron

[DerivataMet]

I always get drunk on power...

[scoobydog411]

He is so stupid . here to sell cars and adds.

[Mentrup94]

Damn that drink is going to burn...



[mycrofttrek]

i tried this, and what do you know, out of no where, hundreds of LP640's appeared. mind. blown. literally.

[simpsonfan9000]

what season/episode is this?

[d4v3y01]

@simpsonfan9000 i THINK its from 1 of his DVDs not from an aired episode

[FUGlitchyLogin]

@d4v3y01 It is, its from the supercar showdown dvd from a couple of years back, I'm sure I have it somewhere.

[njdevil281]

how much fits in that cup?

[zeidooon]

fuck you

[donkykong011]

lol his eyes at the end

[redmr2na]

I love the part where Jezza says, "Obivously the finished product is capable of blowing your skull in to several thousand pieces, but as a taste sensation, I'm not sure it really works."

[Pilkie101]

@redmr2na

I'm glad you felt the need to type the whole thing out again for us, you damn bastard!

[adioo890]

@Pilkie101 hahahahaaa!!!



[joaquinveyron2]

"Some German common sense" :-)

[TylerStump1]

does it have to be a silly straw???

[blkbltVette]

@TylerStump1

For the Murcielago, it's optional, but for the old-school Lamborghinis like the Countach and Diablo, you simply have to have a crazy straw.

[tumpen1]

start with power add more power and then CUT and put more in!!!

0:28-0:31 XD magic power bottle of refill!!!! I Want a magic bottle of refill!!!!

[coolguy389]

2:27 hahaha

[OLLY605]

I wanna see Jez make the recipe for the Veyron!

[lHiTMANll]

@OLLY605

he already has it... the whole bottle of power lol

[redmr2na]

@OLLY605 The recipe for a Veyron would probably kill him, by blowing his skull in to several trillion pieces.

[jaggavan]

@OLLY605 his insides will just instant fail lol

[OLLY605]

@jaggavan Indeed lol!

[HarshLamboKing]

And then when you think its impossible to put more power in a car. PUT MORE IN!

[HarshLamboKing]

And then when you think its impossible to put more power in a car. PUT MoRE IN!

[FeroxX]

its over 9000!

[XxBillyGoatNinjaxX]

too many metaphors for my brain!!! hahaha

[guitarbeatles]

is that cup a bottomless pit?

[TheRoroki]

@hurtbert absulutely agree. He`s brilliant!

[roddickandgasquet1]

jeremy is the man

[beandick3]

ummmmmm bombay

[dukeboy11134]

he had nowhere near enough power

[thadus232]

SOMEONE PLEEASE MAKE A SERVING INSTRUCTION!

[uhmidk7]

@thadus232 just add everything. and just when you thought " there cant be anymore!"

add some whiskey.

[loster88]

i just love his face when the video ends

[IRewweIR]

4 people have tasted Jezzas drinks

[plusgood15]

What drink was styling? 

[wouterzor]

@plusgood15 Ballantines

[jsquad192837465]

He forgot to add more power.

[yuigu]

after the video I realy got to pee

[113stDFX9900]

and you serve it with a straw.

[WaxPatches1987]

Don't watch this hungover! Just laughed and shot vomit on my computer.

[clucku399]

what a guy lol

[hadabenz]

Hahahah Jezza is a metaphor LEGEND !!!!

[videos4lyfe]

This is taken from Clarksons 2007 DVD Supercar Showdown

[daltonklinkenberg]

Oh my god i got to make a lamboghini at a party! lol

[D4N13LP1]

Legend

[Needleskaine]

@MindBullets2142 its from his supercar showdown dvd.

[mastaace604]

i;m so riducilously drunk right now its nto even funny

[LiMaoTang]

lol.. german common sense...

[Magicquel567]

White ballentine's whiskey? that's a first

[britdemo]

my kind of drink

[Dom21guns]

that cup never ends O.o

[hAhan17]

omg... that thing burns!!!

[malinakis1]

MORE POWERRRRRRRRRRRR

[ultima9345]

Shoulda laid off the German Common Sence, it's strong that stuff is, always ruins the mix.

[hamsterdance4lyf08]

It needs MORE POWEEEERRR, 10 bottle maybe :)

[darksmidger]

power!!

[munkisbeprotis]

I'd drink that

[jasongrim]

geez that looks good!!

[mkai4492]

Add a twist of lemon

[RyanTheSinger]

there might be too much power...

[Pureownage1]

There's never too much power.

[MALOSINZ]

I can't make them all out.

Power - Gin

Exhausts - Vodka

Styling - Jaegermeister?

Carbon Fibre - Tequila or Chartreuse?

Italian Passion - Amaretto

German Common Sense - Lemon Juice?

[diablo7791]

the Styling is Ballantines (blended scotch whisky)... Sorry i cant help with the others...

[romovid87]

Power - Bombay Sapphire Gin Exhaust - Smirnoff Vodka Styling - Im Thinking rum of some sort. Carbon Fibre - Cutty Sark Scotch Italian Passion - Disaronno Amaretto German Common Sense - Lemonade.... Sounds Nasty....i would use. Power - Clear Spring 190 proof spirits Exhaust - vodka Styling - Cognac Carbon Fibre - Goldschlager Italian Passion - Amaretto German Common Sense - Kirsch

[Dixie104]

Exhaust- ain vodka it gin. you can always tell that vodka is in a BLUE bottle

[britdemo]

@Dixie104 the blue bottle is BOMBAY SAPPHIRE GIN not vodka dont argue look it up .....plus ive a bottle on the table now .........vodka comes in RED,BLACK OR CLEAR bottles, or lables, the colour is the indication on how many time the drink has been filterd and distilled into a different vat for brewing

[zabijaq123]

MALOSINZ: Styling is Ballantines finest.

Jeremy why did you pick 6yo Ballantines that is really average?

12yo gold have much better taste and it had damn beautiful bottle in past.

[frena323]

German Common Sense= BEER ¡¡¡¡

[MALOSINZ]

Cheers boys for the info. :)

I'd probably use the same and then pull the same face as JC did afterwards, complete with the crossed eyes. Don't know about where you boys are from, but Kiwi chicks love a bloke who's pissed with crossed eyes...and who drives a Murcielago. HAHA!

[Waffel07]

i would rather say apple juice for the german common sense

[TheRealManiac123987]

MORE POWER!

[kingskyline]

This is hilarious. I want to try mix exactly what he drank.

[CNSZU]

put more in!!!!!!

[EXTREME4YEARSTOCOME]

lol he forgot how much fuel u'll need

[JORDIxRx]

I have this DVD... DEFINATLY worth watching!!!!! Its tops!

[sanctuarychick95]

This Was Funny

[poomuncher5000]

nice straw jeremy lol

[MichaelJimson]

it doesn't work - since it still needs more POWER

[hamsterdance4lyf08]

MORE AND MORE POWEEERR!!

[DeanoTheLegend87]

So, what we gonna call that cocktail???

[hamsterdance4lyf08]

Lambo maybe?

[1993gandy]

lp640

[metallicasparky90]

I WANT THAT DRINK! xD

[phoenixgunn19]

HAHAHAHAHA too right clarkson!

[dkzc1989]

Lol look at his face at the end!

[buhrrito]

yuuummm . . . . i want a lambo

[dundonian35]

Why are you holding back on the power Jezza? lol

[mahsalti]

lol, he's crazy xD

[Xenodamus]

LMAO A pint of gin!

[MostarStudent]

No problem mate, more to come ;)

[paganizonda650]

thanks for this ulpode man thanks a lot.cool