The one thing I hate the most is Jason's head. I mean the head's so damm big the mask is too small or Jason's head is fine and the masks tooo small. Am I the only one who thinks this?
@MultiUncensored It doesn't matter what the writer was trying to do! The point is that NOBODY understood that it was a hallucination without someone else telling them and therefore A REALLY BAD SCENE
@MultiUncensored I dont think they should have made Jason talk like a little kid saying "Mommy" and then puking up water because he saw a bunch of sewage coming after him. The whole scene was pathetic.
I'm gonna be honest. I kinda like the movie. It is something new. Not the old teenager doing drugs and having sex. But I do agree with you on some parts.
@ThatReallyQuietDude I suppose if they just put in their own original new slasher for this story line it would have been ok, also if it was made in the 70's it would have been a classic.
why are you so calm in this video? you're so angry and such in the freddy vs. jason, jason x, and halloween videos but here it's like you're just not in the mood
Jawoosh do you think with a new modern score this movie will be seen in a different way I didnt like the score for this film, it didnt help the shitty plot atall
I never watched this film. I ended my memories with Jason Takes Manhattan.
1 through 8 will always be the best. Watching this, or any other later installment would only destroy the nostalgia that I have for the first 8 movies.
That's why I didn't go watch The Karate Kid remake. I refuse to allow my eyes to witness something that would inevitably kill the original movie for me.
@movieguy60 Yeah, he did. Because the fag cant admitt up to the fact that what he did was complete shit. So to cover up he goes around acting like "it was just a joke guys haha comon" and everytime he opens his pathetic mouth its a bunch of bullshit that doesn't make any sence. Like how the fuck is this suppose to be a film for the fans? Fans want to see JASON! Not this body switching demon worm shit.
@Jawooosh AH HA! I found out WHY Crayton Duke says the line remember me? Here is your answer. There is a deleted scene that has Duke attacking the demon Jason from behind and stuffing him under the wood flooring. So when he comes back up and they face to face he says the line "remember me". In other words, it was an error that should have been taken out in editing
@TheLizzard0 I don't have proof. That is what people say just to get the huge plot hole out of the way. Besides, she had a lot of hallusionations in that movie.
Quick note: Adam Marcus didn't direct Snow Day. He directed Snow DAYS (also called Let it Snow) which came out one year prior to it. But yes the movie should have gone to a more experienced director and neede d a MUCH better script.
I'm also confused as to how Duke explains how Jason posseses bodies as if he's seen it before even thoug hit never happened. It's also dumb we got no explanation for the Book of the Dead being there until Freddy vs Jason vs Ash and even then it's real pathetic.
Jesus Fucking Christ, Your like the 50th person that has said that and I have to keep saying the Same damn thing Every Time. Just Think About It, How the Hell Would That Make Any Sense?
my bad next time i will do my research i know how much u hate people who don't now that u say that it dose not make since
ps am i the only one who has hear that the the guy who died in the remake who got killed by geting stabbed through the floor is a rip off of regy the reckless brother's death by geting stabed through the porta potty
...sweet lord jesus. I promise you right now, if I ever hear anyone saying that something as fucking pathetic as that is a rip off I will grab them by the throat, shove them against a wall, and proceed to ram my fist into their skull multiple times until it looks like I replaced their face with tomatoe sauce.
Jawoosh I have a point to make. You say that Jason being a demon is unrealistic... and him being an undead killing machine who was resurrected by lightning is?
good point i assume that jason would have at least noticed an army of highly equiped soldiers bringing equipment in and setting it up or did they just wait until he was sleeping in front of his TV
woosh, have you seen the deleted scenes for part 7? Its just extended death scenes. Its fuckign juicey. Type it in youtube has it somewhere. Like the sleeping bag death is extended
You know jawooosh I have to say I love Friday the 13th parts 1-6 they are the best parts of the series and part five is my 2nd favorite one after final chapter because it went straight back to the roots of the 1st film a parent wanting revenge for the death of their child and it pisses me off when people say they hated because it wasn't jason and yet they loved the first Friday the 13th even though jason was not killer now honestly does that make any fucking sense? Great review
Pt 5 is my second favorite as well. Although being me that could change very easily but still pt5 is in the top 4 atleast. I'll be talking about rankings when my Review of the series comes around. The only thing I dont necessarily agree with you on this is "because it went straight back to the roots", In my view I never enjoyed F13 because it was a mother getting revenge, I mean in both films you dont know its a revenge thing until the very end so its not like we disliked it until we found out.
That's fine, I was only trying to point out they had incommon...Also (I know you probably heard the a shit load of times by now) what are your views on the lastest F13? In my opinion I found it to be more of a dark comedy then a horror movie I mean if you read between the lines of this film you realize that the jason in this film is only trying to guard his his not so secret weed patch from trespassers and the characters are just plain retarded come on they kill jason and they're right
in front of a perfectly good woodchipper and what do they do they drag his 200 plus pound ass all the way back to the lake. That makes no sense! Also when the black guy was hit with the axe his "Friends" don't do a damn thing to help him and they have a GUN that's just a little racist in my book and even worse the sequel to this crap is coming out 8/13/2010 now I will give it a chance and probably go see it even if I have low expectations for it
Thanks for the incite, I guess we're generally on the same track for views on that crap turd of a film. By the way have you ever seen a slasher flick by the name of "Maniac Cop" starring Bruce Campbell?
name ONE other movie that joeseph zito (director of part 4) made. these fils are ALL garbage! thats the beauty of it all..no name actors and directors working on lower budget horror movies. and when i say "low budget" i mean "not a budget of other major motion pictures in the late 80's/early 90's"..and did ou just say freddy COUGAR? yes, you did. get a job, man. or a girlfriend XD
How bout get back to work and get the fuck off the computer. No fan of F13 would ever call them Garbage. Makes me sick hearing Father figures talk like stupid little 13 year old pricks, your a fucking pathetic piece of shit.
hahaha yeah that movie sucks...i havent seen it in years except in little parts and never noticed the book of the dead in the house..but i only recently got into the Evil Deads so i wouldnt of ant=yways before...you pointed out alot of good stuff in this little review
Well to me Jason was about the kills most of the time anyway... but i understand why you hate this flick (sorry for my bad english - but i guess your german is not much better than my englisch ;) )
I dont know, taking the iconinc Jason character and turning him into some kind of spirit demon that can teleport his soul into the people who eat his heart and also my spitting his shit log of a tongue into other people's bodies and can only be killed by a ritualistic dager and needs to be in the body of another Voorhees which apparently a whole family of them existed and when he does get into one of those bodies he becomes the exact same figure he was before.
Sounds to me a SHIT LOAD more "Dumb" then just getting on a boat to NYC. But maybe you can attempt to explain to me how "logic" shouldn't be used when enjoying a F13 film yet Jason take Manhattan was "dumb", like if there was a F13 movie that we are all suppose to use logic in our critique THAT would be the one to use. Please, explain your amazing "logic" behind that.
Well JGTh sure throws everything overboard the series has established so far, but after Part 4 the Jason series turned stupid (yet fun) anyway. I mean... seriously... a teletapic chick that accidently reanimates him? Jason walking the time square and just scaring some punks instead of killing them (funny as hell thoug).
JGTH is at least trying something new and i really enjoyed that... and it has some of the greatest kills of the entire series.
The series was always fun. Tina didn't reanimate Jason, he wasn't dead (its telepathic which is mind reading, you want telekinetic). The punks in NY was fun, so why are you saying anything stupid about it? They really didn't try anything new all they really did was take their Freddy Kruger imagination and instead put Jason into a small section of it. It has 2 good kills out of the 24 in the story. I point out some stupid kills they did in this film but the fact is ALL the rest sucked.
i like your reviews even if I don't agree with them. I don't agree with this one at all.
JGTH wanted to do something different with the series and yes they pretty much threw out the continuity of the previous eight films but fuck it I love the hell out of it. Its TONS of fun!
thats fine. you can like whatever you want to like just so long as it is actually YOU who is liking it (as I say). The main issue is listed in in my video regarding Horror Remakes.
i liked jason x until the part were they butchered him and made him look like a space fag hunting for dick all day jason gose to hell i didnt like because jason wasnt really even in it sooo ya love your vids woosh peace
Geez that film sucked the big one. what were the writers fucking THINKING? did they ever even SEE the last 8 films--or even the last film!? they didn't try at all.
The story behind the Necronomicon. Elias Voorhees is jasons dad. Elias's great-great-great-grandfather Jebediah Voorhees was a warlock who lived in Salem, Massachusetts and possessed the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis. the townsfolk living near Jebediah, believing him to be responsible for the disappearance of several local girls, burned his mansion to the ground with him inside, though after the fire no body was ever found.
After Jebediah was supposedly killed the Necronomicon was passed down to Elias. who uncovered it one day while searching for kindling. After accidentally using the Necronomicon to summon a demon, which proceeded to possess the then unborn Jason, Elias attempted to use the book to become a warlock himself, with minimal success. The authenticity of this story remains in doubt, as the character who tells the story admits that "that's just one version of what happened
...I can write a book, comic book, mini episode, full length movie, radio broadcast, newspaper clip, any medium making up reasons for why it was there. What nobody except the writer of THIS film can do is actually explain why its there, and even then we are still left with a film that doesn't say anything about it and we are just suppose to be happy with the fact that the Necronomicon was sitting peacefully in the very nice abandoned 2 floor 4 bedroom 2&1/2 bathroom Voorhees Brick Home.
I think all the movies should have been at the camp or in the woods. It's the perfect enviorment for Jason. All I want to see is a good story line and Jason chopping people up. Is that so hard to ask? And I love your videos, you're fricking hilarious man.
its an ok movie the necromonicon was bc in the comic book jason vs. freddy vs. ash jason was a deadite thats what the necromonicon was thier for i think its my thoery
Could you imagine what some great director could of done with Jason Goes to Hell, I mean the name of it is nice but they should of still kepted it Friday the 13th 9 Jason Goes To Hell. anyways the movie sucked! ok go on..
Vicodin75,the reason why they couldnt name it Friday the 13th part 9 jason goes to hell is becuase Paramount bought the rights to Jason not the friday the 13th series,they only bought the character so they werent allowed to name it Friday the 13th part 9 Jason goes to hell.
Why not just throw in micheal myers for the hell of it? i mean it's not like any guest appearences could make this movie any more confusing.Then him, freddy, jason and pinhead can have a disney style musical number. yeaaaaa, all joking aside this movie sucked ass and made no sence
Im still on the fence about seeing this or not. This is the ONLY one in the franchise Iv never watched(iv ever seen the remake). I know it looks bad, really bad. But, I still figure I should see it. Just to see for myself.
It's about satisfying that blood lust, man. Nothing more. People don't watch these movies, particularly this one, because they are some great masterpiece but for the guts and gore. As long as we see brains, we are happy. The shitty directors can any plot twist or inaccuracy they want to justify why this big oaf can come back and keep killing, just so long as he does come back and keep killing. As a fan you just got to swallow the bullshit with the gore. If you want plot consistency, read a book
Nope, sorry. Your obviously talking out of your ass. When never saw brains in any of the F13 franchise. We hardly ever saw guts either. There was only 1 good kill in JGTH and the rest were either silly or effortless. So the blood lust isn't in this film, and thats not even the problem. A studio cant take a well known Icon, make them something 100% completely different, and expect everyone to be ok with it. As a Fan I know where to get my Blood fix.
At this point in a jason film... i dont think its fair to ask small questions about how the machete cut her. Or ask why she fell forward when she was facing the opposite way. Its a slasher film. They are notorious for that stuff. Fans love it so thats what they get. Not trying to be an ass or anything. Im just saying it doesn't seem fair to rag on a movie for things like that when every other one in the series did it. This film is also set to play off as if part 8 never even happened.
....there is nobody that watches any film in the friday the 13th series because they get enjoyment out of production mistakes. When the hell have you seen anyone put in a classic slasher movie telling people "this movie has so many mistakes in it and that why we are going to watch it". Jason Goes to Hell was Absolutly NOTHING compared to any other film in the franchise. You cant sit there and tell me it was good because it was suppose to be bad.
Im not saying it was good. I dont mind watching it. Aside from jason x, its the last one i would watch. Im just saying at that point in the jason series, there have been many mistakes just like those and people recognized them. I know a shit load of people who love to watch for those mistakes because alot of the time in some slasher flicks, its a must have. If you watch the commentary the director points out all the flaws and laughs about it and pretty much rags on his own film.
I Think New Line Cinema didn't Watch the movies The Friday the 13th Before they made JGTH and Since They Made Nightmare on Elm St. they probably tried to make him something like that.
in 3:18 why did this black guy ate a fucking heart is it because he got poccesed by jason or he felt like he want to eat it because thats i wanted to know because everytime i eat something i thinked about that so some fucking reason?
i wish more reviewers did reviews like you cos u take time to put clips of what you are talking about in your reviews it makes it more intresting to watch :P
They worked together with Platinum Dunes for the remake. (; Cuz paramount still owned the rights to the title "Friday the 13th " but newline only owns the Jason character. Just letting ya know.
Well, the first time I watched this review i didn't know what was the Necronomicron until the day I watched Evil Dead, then I came to see the review again and then I realysed that the Book of The Dead was on this movie! But then i was like "that's a little Stupid"!(bad english - Im Portuguese)
in the rest of the movies hes super ugly and bald and in the movies the kids drowned him because he was ugly (I thought i might be wrong) but he has hair and he looks normal when he turns to a kid in jason takes manhatton
now dont get pissed but why do you hate those movies yesi know its not the same but you said to all of us that a remake shouldnt not be the same as the orginal i know jason goes to hell en jason x are not remakes but why are you angry the are different so whats the big deal do you want to see a jason again killing people at crystal clear and doing nothing else atleast the made somthing else of it so dont get al that pissed
I said remakes should not be the same, not shouldnt not. Yeah these aren't remakes and nothing else you said gives a reason for why you brought up remakes at all. Jason kills people at Crystal Lake, not a place that doesn't exist called Crystal Clear. The whole reason why people enjoyed Jason is because he is the only killer who simply just goes and kills and they didn't need to start making up stupid bullshit to get people like you saying "Well Atleast Hes Different" No one ever said they were
getting sick of Jason's typical style. And anyone that was saying that wasn't a fan of those films ever to begin with. No the main reason why I hate these films so much is stated in my remakes blog which You might have seen depending on were your getting your info from so In the future before anyone asks questions about me, watch the rest of my videos and you'll probably find out.
u seem to like the jason movies. but not this one, this isnt the worst. have you seen Jason X? horror meets sci-fi and im pretty sure he DOESNT break a window. crappy. i wna kno wat u think of the new remake
Most of the actors in the Friday the 13th films weren't always that good. But the problem here is they are worse than ever! The story just took away pretty much 80% of what we knew before and spat on it. They had to actually state the things that mean you have to die in this and Jason X as if we didn't already know. If anything all I can say is that the news scene tried to show some history. But the opverall movie itself was a complete mess. But at the least Kane did wel for his 5 minutes or so.
Really though. Some people who liked the Jason X film just go "he can regenerate tissue" I say that's not exactly true saying he CAN die, he just keeps getting brought back and there's nothing superhuman about him other than the fact he's an undead slasher. Then they say they just watched 2-3 for the first time and say that just because he could take a machete to the shoulder it makes him a superhuman. It kills me how they say they know everything without seeing the films first.
I would argue that after Part 6 Jason actually cannot die. He is a complete and total zombie, who managed to survive being chained to the bottom of Crystal Lake for who knows how many years. Prior to 6 I would agree with you. He is just ridiculously resilient and strong.
As for Jason Goes To Hell, my biggest complaint with the movie is the fact that as Woosh said, Jason's actually body is only in the movie for maybe 5 minutes. That is all around just a terrible idea.
Well no he did die I think. It just took awhile. He had to be brought back by that psychic chick. Then in part 8 he was reanimated by electricity again. The directors sometimes said the only way to kill Jason was to drown him (and I don't mean to defend FvsJ at all but the fact he drowned in 6-8 could make him a little more nervous of water but not at all like that) He just gets brought back continuosly. Yes Jason being blown up was a big problem.
I hated Jason Goes To Hell as a whole, but it was cool seeing it on T.V. with Rob Zombie talking with Kane Hodder in the commercials around October 1 or 2 years ago. I love Jason's movies, but 9 and 10 just weren't that good to me. They just took a different turn and it just didn't work. New stuff is fine, but not when you make everything we knew pointless for this. And what's more I hate how some of the people who only watched 9-FvJ say they are fans. Kane Hodder was great as always though.
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hey on Jason Takes Manhattan he takes that guys hockeymask right? how come he gets his old mask back. i mean he has that axe mark from one of the movies.
I really don't know why they ditched Friday the 13th. It's like they got the movie but some shit happened that they couldn't use the title? I don't think that's true but it's the only feasible conclusion I can reach.
Sadly I refer to every Jason movie as a Friday the 13th. It just comes with the character!
Hey Jawoosh if you remember from the older Friday movies, the lights are part of the Camp. The FBI task force didn't set that up. They just used it it was already there. All they did was hide. That's totally plausible.
Those lights were part of an archery range for the camp in part 1. There is no camp in Jgth. And they are placed in a circle aiming at one particular cleared out spot .... sorry, not plausible.
The one thing I hate the most is Jason's head. I mean the head's so damm big the mask is too small or Jason's head is fine and the masks tooo small. Am I the only one who thinks this?
haustyl12 1 day ago in playlist Jawooosh Horror Reviews
when he went down in the ground u saw the mask and how come freddy hand came out the ground that is what made freddie vs. jason
HEZE1231 2 months ago
Whats your favourite horror movie jawoosh?? :P
StepDown96 2 months ago
TO EVERYONE: JASON DID NOT TURN INTO A LITTLE BOY AT THE END OF JASON TAKES MANHATTAN, THAT WAS THE GIRLS HALLUCINATION
MultiUncensored 3 months ago 3
@MultiUncensored It doesn't matter what the writer was trying to do! The point is that NOBODY understood that it was a hallucination without someone else telling them and therefore A REALLY BAD SCENE
Jawooosh 3 months ago
@Jawooosh I agree with you, but i don't think they should of shown Jason's body after the sewage melted and drowned him
MultiUncensored 3 months ago
@MultiUncensored I dont think they should have made Jason talk like a little kid saying "Mommy" and then puking up water because he saw a bunch of sewage coming after him. The whole scene was pathetic.
Jawooosh 3 months ago 2
why didin't you make a jason takes manhattan video
SuperFatness420 2 months ago
@SuperFatness420 cuz
Jawooosh 2 months ago 2
I'm gonna be honest. I kinda like the movie. It is something new. Not the old teenager doing drugs and having sex. But I do agree with you on some parts.
ThatReallyQuietDude 3 months ago
@ThatReallyQuietDude I suppose if they just put in their own original new slasher for this story line it would have been ok, also if it was made in the 70's it would have been a classic.
Jawooosh 3 months ago
What is a necronomicron?
Xeha1337 4 months ago
@Xeha1337 It's the demons from Evil Dead
graboid78 4 months ago
Mabye this jason take the carrie father body.
michalos14 7 months ago
''Jason.....my son..my ONLY...child.'' lol
BYOSProductions 8 months ago
i could care less what you hating dumbfucks have to say, i love jason goes to hell, its right next to the final chapter as my favorite.
mnknut22 10 months ago
@mnknut22 ok seriously dude no reason to be saying stuff like that. Chill
Jawooosh 10 months ago 11
@Jawooosh lol wow, i was a shitbag drunk last night on youtube....sorry for the hostility.
mnknut22 10 months ago
those guards that get killed well one of them is kane hodder aka the guy that plays jason
TheThemisterwonder13 11 months ago
The tounge thing reminds me of "Alien".
godzilla964 1 year ago
jason goes to hell is a shit movie
stuff553 1 year ago
I actually liked this film.
MrScarieman1 1 year ago
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MrShokomalgorzata 1 year ago
why are you so calm in this video? you're so angry and such in the freddy vs. jason, jason x, and halloween videos but here it's like you're just not in the mood
Spanky989 1 year ago
I dont like this movie but you gotta admit jason looks pretty bad ass in this movie!
MustyMarkus1 1 year ago
Jawoosh do you think with a new modern score this movie will be seen in a different way I didnt like the score for this film, it didnt help the shitty plot atall
SandersonCallum 1 year ago
somebody need to stand up and fix the jason movies
sharkboi54 1 year ago
I never watched this film. I ended my memories with Jason Takes Manhattan.
1 through 8 will always be the best. Watching this, or any other later installment would only destroy the nostalgia that I have for the first 8 movies.
That's why I didn't go watch The Karate Kid remake. I refuse to allow my eyes to witness something that would inevitably kill the original movie for me.
eyeswideopen82 1 year ago
Was Kane Hodder one of the dead guards?
ZankonProuductions 1 year ago
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Jason learns to possess people at the crystal lake research facility ( : LOL
KunkoFilms2 1 year ago
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MrScarieman1 1 year ago
you remind me of a chubbier leo dicaprio :)
PorkAndBeansAndFish 1 year ago
hahahahahahahaha this fella is fuckin hilarious lol this movie is shit...
conorz678 1 year ago
lol ur awsome
grandmanice 1 year ago
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movieguy60 1 year ago
@movieguy60 Yeah, he did. Because the fag cant admitt up to the fact that what he did was complete shit. So to cover up he goes around acting like "it was just a joke guys haha comon" and everytime he opens his pathetic mouth its a bunch of bullshit that doesn't make any sence. Like how the fuck is this suppose to be a film for the fans? Fans want to see JASON! Not this body switching demon worm shit.
Jawooosh 1 year ago
@Jawooosh Well I just take it for what it is and dont really like to be so picky. Idk it's an ok film
movieguy60 1 year ago
@Jawooosh AH HA! I found out WHY Crayton Duke says the line remember me? Here is your answer. There is a deleted scene that has Duke attacking the demon Jason from behind and stuffing him under the wood flooring. So when he comes back up and they face to face he says the line "remember me". In other words, it was an error that should have been taken out in editing
papajdizzzle 1 year ago
@papajdizzzle Good Find, still an error none the less, bunch of retards making stupid movies
Jawooosh 1 year ago
When Jason turned into a boy, it was just a hallusionation the girl had.
mechagodzilla290 1 year ago
@mechagodzilla290
Give some proof.
TheLizzard0 1 year ago
@TheLizzard0 I don't have proof. That is what people say just to get the huge plot hole out of the way. Besides, she had a lot of hallusionations in that movie.
mechagodzilla290 1 year ago
@mechagodzilla290 Even if that WAS true, it wasn't explained. So it still pisses me off.
TheLizzard0 1 year ago
The guy who gets thrown in jail, incase you didn't know there is supposed to be a back story where Jason killed his wife. So now he hunts Jason.
jasonrules41 1 year ago
Quick note: Adam Marcus didn't direct Snow Day. He directed Snow DAYS (also called Let it Snow) which came out one year prior to it. But yes the movie should have gone to a more experienced director and neede d a MUCH better script.
I'm also confused as to how Duke explains how Jason posseses bodies as if he's seen it before even thoug hit never happened. It's also dumb we got no explanation for the Book of the Dead being there until Freddy vs Jason vs Ash and even then it's real pathetic.
balrog13571 1 year ago
do u think that the black guy could be regy the reckless and tommy could have told him all of that
bammafan 1 year ago
Jesus Fucking Christ, Your like the 50th person that has said that and I have to keep saying the Same damn thing Every Time. Just Think About It, How the Hell Would That Make Any Sense?
Jawooosh 1 year ago
my bad next time i will do my research i know how much u hate people who don't now that u say that it dose not make since
ps am i the only one who has hear that the the guy who died in the remake who got killed by geting stabbed through the floor is a rip off of regy the reckless brother's death by geting stabed through the porta potty
bammafan 1 year ago
...sweet lord jesus. I promise you right now, if I ever hear anyone saying that something as fucking pathetic as that is a rip off I will grab them by the throat, shove them against a wall, and proceed to ram my fist into their skull multiple times until it looks like I replaced their face with tomatoe sauce.
DEATH TO ALL BRAINLESS FUCKS!
Jawooosh 1 year ago 18
@Jawooosh hey man i not the one saying that i say it in a review and when you gonna do the AT
bammafan 1 year ago
@Jawooosh Jason learns to possess people at the crystal lake research facility ( : LOL
KunkoFilms2 1 year ago
@bammafan I thought about that. But he has a completely different name. So no.
ThePeter19999 1 year ago
The ending of Jason takes Manhattan was a delusion, and the toxic sludge in the sewage was what twisted him into the melted milk-dud he was here.
Kaiju17 1 year ago
jawwos can you make somthing about Scarecrow?
giuliamioveni74 1 year ago
man youre coments are good Jawoosh but please tell my a good movie ho you realy like and dont have defects
giuliamioveni74 1 year ago
Jawoosh I have a point to make. You say that Jason being a demon is unrealistic... and him being an undead killing machine who was resurrected by lightning is?
Love your vids and Jason. Don't get annoyed at me
dalekslayer14 1 year ago
@dalekslayer14 When did he ever say it was 'unrealistic'?
jeffbrister2004 1 year ago
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dalekslayer14 1 year ago
But you makr a good point!
newlifestyle3d 1 year ago
You make it seem like its a bad thing.
newlifestyle3d 1 year ago
i really do love this movie, its my favorite one!
IDK, lol
tjonahue 2 years ago
Is that the mask at the end of Jason X? I know the time is screwed up,but, the last shot of Jason X shows the mask and they look the same to me.
FFBpictures 2 years ago
@FFBpictures no, the mask at the end of jason x was metal
starkiller20293 2 years ago
@starkiller20293 In this movie the mask looks metal to me.Again i know the timeline isnt right, but they still look the same to me.
FFBpictures 2 years ago
@FFBpictures on the cover it's metal but the one jason wears is plastic.
starkiller20293 2 years ago
good point i assume that jason would have at least noticed an army of highly equiped soldiers bringing equipment in and setting it up or did they just wait until he was sleeping in front of his TV
DarthRevan1051 2 years ago
i never noticed that mask in the backround untill now. which is like the 6th time i've watched this.
i'm a huge fan
Hockeyguy8541 2 years ago
worst part of this movie is that thing that comes outa his mouth looks like a big ass turd he's trying to shove in2 another persons mouth...
ravenrage07 2 years ago 15
I loved part 8. I dont get why ppl hated it, it was one of my favorites. Its fuckin awesome! Jason goes to hell was fucking aweful...
ravenrage07 2 years ago
lmao
shefamforash 2 years ago
woosh, have you seen the deleted scenes for part 7? Its just extended death scenes. Its fuckign juicey. Type it in youtube has it somewhere. Like the sleeping bag death is extended
Spiderpig02 2 years ago
You know jawooosh I have to say I love Friday the 13th parts 1-6 they are the best parts of the series and part five is my 2nd favorite one after final chapter because it went straight back to the roots of the 1st film a parent wanting revenge for the death of their child and it pisses me off when people say they hated because it wasn't jason and yet they loved the first Friday the 13th even though jason was not killer now honestly does that make any fucking sense? Great review
TheInglouriousCritic 2 years ago
Pt 5 is my second favorite as well. Although being me that could change very easily but still pt5 is in the top 4 atleast. I'll be talking about rankings when my Review of the series comes around. The only thing I dont necessarily agree with you on this is "because it went straight back to the roots", In my view I never enjoyed F13 because it was a mother getting revenge, I mean in both films you dont know its a revenge thing until the very end so its not like we disliked it until we found out.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
That's fine, I was only trying to point out they had incommon...Also (I know you probably heard the a shit load of times by now) what are your views on the lastest F13? In my opinion I found it to be more of a dark comedy then a horror movie I mean if you read between the lines of this film you realize that the jason in this film is only trying to guard his his not so secret weed patch from trespassers and the characters are just plain retarded come on they kill jason and they're right
TheInglouriousCritic 2 years ago
in front of a perfectly good woodchipper and what do they do they drag his 200 plus pound ass all the way back to the lake. That makes no sense! Also when the black guy was hit with the axe his "Friends" don't do a damn thing to help him and they have a GUN that's just a little racist in my book and even worse the sequel to this crap is coming out 8/13/2010 now I will give it a chance and probably go see it even if I have low expectations for it
TheInglouriousCritic 2 years ago
Watch pt 4 of my Q&A Vlog
Jawooosh 2 years ago
Thanks for the incite, I guess we're generally on the same track for views on that crap turd of a film. By the way have you ever seen a slasher flick by the name of "Maniac Cop" starring Bruce Campbell?
TheInglouriousCritic 2 years ago
name ONE other movie that joeseph zito (director of part 4) made. these fils are ALL garbage! thats the beauty of it all..no name actors and directors working on lower budget horror movies. and when i say "low budget" i mean "not a budget of other major motion pictures in the late 80's/early 90's"..and did ou just say freddy COUGAR? yes, you did. get a job, man. or a girlfriend XD
Kapreese1 2 years ago
How bout get back to work and get the fuck off the computer. No fan of F13 would ever call them Garbage. Makes me sick hearing Father figures talk like stupid little 13 year old pricks, your a fucking pathetic piece of shit.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
you are right i am 15 but i have seen all parts i think you are right !
joagnishad 2 years ago
hahaha yeah that movie sucks...i havent seen it in years except in little parts and never noticed the book of the dead in the house..but i only recently got into the Evil Deads so i wouldnt of ant=yways before...you pointed out alot of good stuff in this little review
west3derek 2 years ago
Well to me Jason was about the kills most of the time anyway... but i understand why you hate this flick (sorry for my bad english - but i guess your german is not much better than my englisch ;) )
KahlerHahn 2 years ago
I really don't know why u ask about logic in a Jason movie
JGTH is one of the most fun in the series and sure as hell it is not as dumb as Jason takes Manhattan for example.
KahlerHahn 2 years ago
....you think so?
I dont know, taking the iconinc Jason character and turning him into some kind of spirit demon that can teleport his soul into the people who eat his heart and also my spitting his shit log of a tongue into other people's bodies and can only be killed by a ritualistic dager and needs to be in the body of another Voorhees which apparently a whole family of them existed and when he does get into one of those bodies he becomes the exact same figure he was before.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
Sounds to me a SHIT LOAD more "Dumb" then just getting on a boat to NYC. But maybe you can attempt to explain to me how "logic" shouldn't be used when enjoying a F13 film yet Jason take Manhattan was "dumb", like if there was a F13 movie that we are all suppose to use logic in our critique THAT would be the one to use. Please, explain your amazing "logic" behind that.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
Well JGTh sure throws everything overboard the series has established so far, but after Part 4 the Jason series turned stupid (yet fun) anyway. I mean... seriously... a teletapic chick that accidently reanimates him? Jason walking the time square and just scaring some punks instead of killing them (funny as hell thoug).
JGTH is at least trying something new and i really enjoyed that... and it has some of the greatest kills of the entire series.
The whole new backstory of course is bullshit
KahlerHahn 2 years ago
The series was always fun. Tina didn't reanimate Jason, he wasn't dead (its telepathic which is mind reading, you want telekinetic). The punks in NY was fun, so why are you saying anything stupid about it? They really didn't try anything new all they really did was take their Freddy Kruger imagination and instead put Jason into a small section of it. It has 2 good kills out of the 24 in the story. I point out some stupid kills they did in this film but the fact is ALL the rest sucked.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
jawoosh y dont u do a review about freddy
ticknoros 2 years ago
i seen 30m of that shit
jamez6988 2 years ago
i like your reviews even if I don't agree with them. I don't agree with this one at all.
JGTH wanted to do something different with the series and yes they pretty much threw out the continuity of the previous eight films but fuck it I love the hell out of it. Its TONS of fun!
8/10
robgoblin79 2 years ago
thats fine. you can like whatever you want to like just so long as it is actually YOU who is liking it (as I say). The main issue is listed in in my video regarding Horror Remakes.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
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ratedr739 2 years ago
"Like the one where his head is like swollen" .... yeah, the only one Im talking about in this video.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
Yeap Exactly....Esa es la que yo mismo dije..Que pelicula tan mala....Orrible..
ratedr739 2 years ago
3:32 Kane Hodder 2nd plan role xD
StiffMeister1981 2 years ago
i liked jason x until the part were they butchered him and made him look like a space fag hunting for dick all day jason gose to hell i didnt like because jason wasnt really even in it sooo ya love your vids woosh peace
stickdudex 2 years ago
I kinda like this movie, and jason x.
godzilla964 2 years ago
Bravo. It always bothered me how Jason magically re-appeared at Crystal Lake with his mask intact.
I suspend a lot of disbelief to watch these movies, but I can only go so far.
VesusSheist 2 years ago
um Necronomicon really bruce cambell wtf
kidwithfunk 2 years ago
how can the voorhees house be so FUCKING HUGE if pamela voorhees was a fucking camp cook, their son was 6 years old and jasons sis didnt even exist?
ok all other fridays are pretty cheesy crap but this brings it to a whole new level of SHIT!!!
gnipeels 2 years ago
Geez that film sucked the big one. what were the writers fucking THINKING? did they ever even SEE the last 8 films--or even the last film!? they didn't try at all.
HushThomasElliot 2 years ago
i dont know if u take requests but i like to see your review on the worst Nightmare film. FREDDY'S DEAD Part 6.
WatchmeWatchu89 2 years ago
The sewage does not turn him into a child. It was imagined by Rennie.
TheLizzard0 2 years ago
yeah right
jeeperscreeperskilla 2 years ago
Jason goes to hell along with the franchise...awful film! And so so stupid!
EditoMagica 2 years ago
yeah ur vids rock dude
mafiasfriend 2 years ago
The story behind the Necronomicon. Elias Voorhees is jasons dad. Elias's great-great-great-grandfather Jebediah Voorhees was a warlock who lived in Salem, Massachusetts and possessed the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis. the townsfolk living near Jebediah, believing him to be responsible for the disappearance of several local girls, burned his mansion to the ground with him inside, though after the fire no body was ever found.
ryanrocco154 2 years ago
After Jebediah was supposedly killed the Necronomicon was passed down to Elias. who uncovered it one day while searching for kindling. After accidentally using the Necronomicon to summon a demon, which proceeded to possess the then unborn Jason, Elias attempted to use the book to become a warlock himself, with minimal success. The authenticity of this story remains in doubt, as the character who tells the story admits that "that's just one version of what happened
ryanrocco154 2 years ago
...I can write a book, comic book, mini episode, full length movie, radio broadcast, newspaper clip, any medium making up reasons for why it was there. What nobody except the writer of THIS film can do is actually explain why its there, and even then we are still left with a film that doesn't say anything about it and we are just suppose to be happy with the fact that the Necronomicon was sitting peacefully in the very nice abandoned 2 floor 4 bedroom 2&1/2 bathroom Voorhees Brick Home.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
That is true. Well i really have nothing say. By the way i LOVE your vids...keep em coming
ryanrocco154 2 years ago
I think all the movies should have been at the camp or in the woods. It's the perfect enviorment for Jason. All I want to see is a good story line and Jason chopping people up. Is that so hard to ask? And I love your videos, you're fricking hilarious man.
katfauxanneboleyn 2 years ago
oh i see
vicodin75 2 years ago
Hey jawooosh was that Kane Hodder as one of the security gaurds
marastar02 2 years ago 2
yes it was
boobins66 2 years ago
Love the reviews, Woosh.
Just watched this movie today..I'll keep my opinions to myself. :P
RamekGreen 2 years ago
its an ok movie the necromonicon was bc in the comic book jason vs. freddy vs. ash jason was a deadite thats what the necromonicon was thier for i think its my thoery
mansonfollower15 2 years ago
Weather there is a reason for it being their or not the point is it shouldn't be.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
true but i thought some might like to know
mansonfollower15 2 years ago
what...jason likes the windows, he loves them long time
CodeLyokoismylife 2 years ago
funny
ralphthemoviemaker 2 years ago
dident jason blow up so why has he got all of his body together in the room
ls4ever999 2 years ago
Could you imagine what some great director could of done with Jason Goes to Hell, I mean the name of it is nice but they should of still kepted it Friday the 13th 9 Jason Goes To Hell. anyways the movie sucked! ok go on..
vicodin75 2 years ago
Vicodin75,the reason why they couldnt name it Friday the 13th part 9 jason goes to hell is becuase Paramount bought the rights to Jason not the friday the 13th series,they only bought the character so they werent allowed to name it Friday the 13th part 9 Jason goes to hell.
carnagex64 2 years ago
Why not just throw in micheal myers for the hell of it? i mean it's not like any guest appearences could make this movie any more confusing.Then him, freddy, jason and pinhead can have a disney style musical number. yeaaaaa, all joking aside this movie sucked ass and made no sence
thunderstudent 2 years ago
Im still on the fence about seeing this or not. This is the ONLY one in the franchise Iv never watched(iv ever seen the remake). I know it looks bad, really bad. But, I still figure I should see it. Just to see for myself.
RedDogma19 2 years ago
jawoosh im with u 100% this movie sucked!
13capel 2 years ago
jawoosh i think the table cut her
djfootloose35 2 years ago
Stupid Evil Dead reference in this movie
heihei2300 2 years ago
well it was meant to be for the moive that would be the sequle to freddy vs jason where freddy tries to get the book to become more powerful
aleian2094 2 years ago
jason loves his windows :D
orphens 2 years ago
yep said weelll
nojokenygren 2 years ago
It's about satisfying that blood lust, man. Nothing more. People don't watch these movies, particularly this one, because they are some great masterpiece but for the guts and gore. As long as we see brains, we are happy. The shitty directors can any plot twist or inaccuracy they want to justify why this big oaf can come back and keep killing, just so long as he does come back and keep killing. As a fan you just got to swallow the bullshit with the gore. If you want plot consistency, read a book
Jinx420 2 years ago
Nope, sorry. Your obviously talking out of your ass. When never saw brains in any of the F13 franchise. We hardly ever saw guts either. There was only 1 good kill in JGTH and the rest were either silly or effortless. So the blood lust isn't in this film, and thats not even the problem. A studio cant take a well known Icon, make them something 100% completely different, and expect everyone to be ok with it. As a Fan I know where to get my Blood fix.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
At this point in a jason film... i dont think its fair to ask small questions about how the machete cut her. Or ask why she fell forward when she was facing the opposite way. Its a slasher film. They are notorious for that stuff. Fans love it so thats what they get. Not trying to be an ass or anything. Im just saying it doesn't seem fair to rag on a movie for things like that when every other one in the series did it. This film is also set to play off as if part 8 never even happened.
therealpunisher940 2 years ago
....there is nobody that watches any film in the friday the 13th series because they get enjoyment out of production mistakes. When the hell have you seen anyone put in a classic slasher movie telling people "this movie has so many mistakes in it and that why we are going to watch it". Jason Goes to Hell was Absolutly NOTHING compared to any other film in the franchise. You cant sit there and tell me it was good because it was suppose to be bad.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
Im not saying it was good. I dont mind watching it. Aside from jason x, its the last one i would watch. Im just saying at that point in the jason series, there have been many mistakes just like those and people recognized them. I know a shit load of people who love to watch for those mistakes because alot of the time in some slasher flicks, its a must have. If you watch the commentary the director points out all the flaws and laughs about it and pretty much rags on his own film.
therealpunisher940 2 years ago
I Think New Line Cinema didn't Watch the movies The Friday the 13th Before they made JGTH and Since They Made Nightmare on Elm St. they probably tried to make him something like that.
RunNGun07 2 years ago
in 3:18 why did this black guy ate a fucking heart is it because he got poccesed by jason or he felt like he want to eat it because thats i wanted to know because everytime i eat something i thinked about that so some fucking reason?
Y2J04031965 2 years ago
well said !
RENTAMOB1 2 years ago
your right about the house
p.s. i feel bad about jason dying if you were there would you help him? i know i would
stich983 2 years ago
i wish more reviewers did reviews like you cos u take time to put clips of what you are talking about in your reviews it makes it more intresting to watch :P
ownskiner 2 years ago
Good idea for a Jason film. JASON KILLS TEENS AT CRYSTAL LAKE! :O
Why is it so hard to do that, instead of putting in all this bullshit that Jason's dead, just so they can bring him back without explaining how?
And by the way, who owns Jason now? At the remake I saw New Line and Paramount logo's.
Hiraga08 2 years ago
They worked together with Platinum Dunes for the remake. (; Cuz paramount still owned the rights to the title "Friday the 13th " but newline only owns the Jason character. Just letting ya know.
DavidHempfling 2 years ago
Nocronomicon ExMortis is on Friday the 13th, 05:16! AWESOME! By the way good review!
HySonic 2 years ago
Thanks but seriously if you think its good that they put the Necronomicon in this film (which is not F13) then your not agreeing with me.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
Well, the first time I watched this review i didn't know what was the Necronomicron until the day I watched Evil Dead, then I came to see the review again and then I realysed that the Book of The Dead was on this movie! But then i was like "that's a little Stupid"!(bad english - Im Portuguese)
HySonic 2 years ago
but.....it can teleport into anywhere. it must've teleport into Jason's home.
and that explan that Jason get to teleport,has a demon heart, and a Magic Dagger and be reborn by a family member.
BigB00tyInc76 2 years ago
The only prob is the mask! :P
HySonic 2 years ago
and somehow jason has hair and he isnt ugly why would they kill him if he looked like that???
danny6644220 2 years ago
What?
Jawooosh 2 years ago
in the rest of the movies hes super ugly and bald and in the movies the kids drowned him because he was ugly (I thought i might be wrong) but he has hair and he looks normal when he turns to a kid in jason takes manhatton
danny6644220 2 years ago
now dont get pissed but why do you hate those movies yesi know its not the same but you said to all of us that a remake shouldnt not be the same as the orginal i know jason goes to hell en jason x are not remakes but why are you angry the are different so whats the big deal do you want to see a jason again killing people at crystal clear and doing nothing else atleast the made somthing else of it so dont get al that pissed
cuttynoob 2 years ago
I said remakes should not be the same, not shouldnt not. Yeah these aren't remakes and nothing else you said gives a reason for why you brought up remakes at all. Jason kills people at Crystal Lake, not a place that doesn't exist called Crystal Clear. The whole reason why people enjoyed Jason is because he is the only killer who simply just goes and kills and they didn't need to start making up stupid bullshit to get people like you saying "Well Atleast Hes Different" No one ever said they were
Jawooosh 2 years ago
getting sick of Jason's typical style. And anyone that was saying that wasn't a fan of those films ever to begin with. No the main reason why I hate these films so much is stated in my remakes blog which You might have seen depending on were your getting your info from so In the future before anyone asks questions about me, watch the rest of my videos and you'll probably find out.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
jawoosh i have a question was that kane hodder at the guard scene cause it looks just like him
censored55 2 years ago
This is the Shit...4real..No Joke
NESIOACW1 2 years ago
u seem to like the jason movies. but not this one, this isnt the worst. have you seen Jason X? horror meets sci-fi and im pretty sure he DOESNT break a window. crappy. i wna kno wat u think of the new remake
BubBearForever 2 years ago
.....you know. I really get pissed when people cant make the effort to click on my channel page to find out what they want to find out.
Jawooosh 2 years ago
Most of the actors in the Friday the 13th films weren't always that good. But the problem here is they are worse than ever! The story just took away pretty much 80% of what we knew before and spat on it. They had to actually state the things that mean you have to die in this and Jason X as if we didn't already know. If anything all I can say is that the news scene tried to show some history. But the opverall movie itself was a complete mess. But at the least Kane did wel for his 5 minutes or so.
balrog13571 2 years ago 2
The sound is wayne roony taking a shit
megasupermatt 2 years ago
Really though. Some people who liked the Jason X film just go "he can regenerate tissue" I say that's not exactly true saying he CAN die, he just keeps getting brought back and there's nothing superhuman about him other than the fact he's an undead slasher. Then they say they just watched 2-3 for the first time and say that just because he could take a machete to the shoulder it makes him a superhuman. It kills me how they say they know everything without seeing the films first.
balrog13571 2 years ago
I would argue that after Part 6 Jason actually cannot die. He is a complete and total zombie, who managed to survive being chained to the bottom of Crystal Lake for who knows how many years. Prior to 6 I would agree with you. He is just ridiculously resilient and strong.
As for Jason Goes To Hell, my biggest complaint with the movie is the fact that as Woosh said, Jason's actually body is only in the movie for maybe 5 minutes. That is all around just a terrible idea.
vegeta1059 2 years ago 2
Well no he did die I think. It just took awhile. He had to be brought back by that psychic chick. Then in part 8 he was reanimated by electricity again. The directors sometimes said the only way to kill Jason was to drown him (and I don't mean to defend FvsJ at all but the fact he drowned in 6-8 could make him a little more nervous of water but not at all like that) He just gets brought back continuosly. Yes Jason being blown up was a big problem.
balrog13571 2 years ago
I hated Jason Goes To Hell as a whole, but it was cool seeing it on T.V. with Rob Zombie talking with Kane Hodder in the commercials around October 1 or 2 years ago. I love Jason's movies, but 9 and 10 just weren't that good to me. They just took a different turn and it just didn't work. New stuff is fine, but not when you make everything we knew pointless for this. And what's more I hate how some of the people who only watched 9-FvJ say they are fans. Kane Hodder was great as always though.
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ImGonaMakeFunOfYou 2 years ago
dude at 2:35. nothing cut her, she was just aching (SP?) after her fall.
angus7021 2 years ago
I think if they wanted to make a movie about a soul going into peoples bodies... It should NOT be a Jason movie!
wpstick008 2 years ago 2
ARE YOU GOING BRING OUT A DVD!!!
snowmanMK1 2 years ago
At 3:34 was that Kane Hodder as a security guard? It looks an awful lot like him if not.
lpguy66 2 years ago 2
Yeah it is. I saw the movie.
MenOfDelta 2 years ago
Yeah it is. He also has to say a line that involves him dissing Jason. LOL!
TheLizzard0 2 years ago
hey on Jason Takes Manhattan he takes that guys hockeymask right? how come he gets his old mask back. i mean he has that axe mark from one of the movies.
deathysat 2 years ago
I really don't know why they ditched Friday the 13th. It's like they got the movie but some shit happened that they couldn't use the title? I don't think that's true but it's the only feasible conclusion I can reach.
Sadly I refer to every Jason movie as a Friday the 13th. It just comes with the character!
kartkidchun 2 years ago
lmao! He can growl again! This blogs are pure works of art XD
Dragonstripe2072 2 years ago
Thats the fifth one?
laitelasuperninja619 2 years ago
Necronomicon
TheRadioSpirit 2 years ago
Hey Jawoosh if you remember from the older Friday movies, the lights are part of the Camp. The FBI task force didn't set that up. They just used it it was already there. All they did was hide. That's totally plausible.
viperpulse 2 years ago
Those lights were part of an archery range for the camp in part 1. There is no camp in Jgth. And they are placed in a circle aiming at one particular cleared out spot .... sorry, not plausible.
Jawooosh 2 years ago