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  • LMAO! Great Job!

  • """.... I am giving you an opportunity here...."""

    Hahahahahahah.... this guy is a Greek God!!!!

  • LOL this guy is my english teacher. coolest guy in the world.

  • Tried to order a shirt, but paypal didn't accept payment. Would love to order one!!

  • Tried to order s

  • I live in Toronto and the Danforth is INFESTED with douche bags like this guy.

  • I laugh every time at "call me as soon as you have the courage to." lol

  • Wow a real stud muffin! Surprised he aint got women all over him

  • YOURE AMAZING. you didn't miss a beat

  • Is this for real?

  • "Your friends were very jealous of the fact that I approached you" lmao

  • lol be cautious of a greek named dimitri from torontooooo

  • hahahahaha...dude this is great!!!

  • demetri is a hobag!

  • Dimitri The Lover MOVIE TRAILER just released!!! Hollywood producer Brad Goodman (Borat, Bruno, Religulous) puts test copy up on YouTube. Search for "Dimitri The Lover Movie Trailer". IT'S AWESOME !!! (joke's on everyone ... read the description beside the trailer ... pretty obvious voicemails were FAKE VIRAL MARKETING HOAX)

  • I heard this eons ago as a audio , I thought it was real, but now I see there's a video, is it real ?? I mean WHY WOULD HE VIDEO TAPE THIS CRAZINESS ??

  • its real audio, the video is a reenactment.

  • @planetobagirl This isn't the guy. He's making fun of the guy.

  • i just made a video of these calls.. you're vids piss all over mine. lol!

  • @MrToronto2009 Who knows. But there are men this wacked. Believe me. Any woman over the age of 18 can affirm this.

  • Not fake, wish they were.

  • Since Dimitri is a real person, and the film will be is a documentary, how does this make the messages fake or a hoax? Seems that thew movie may have been developed in response to the messages.

  • I attend his Toronto Real Men meetings and we know the messages were hoaxes back in Spring 2008. They were used to build publicity as a lead-up to the film. I think he was using them to get the attention of top Hollywood film producers. That's how he scored Brad Goodman.

  • Beautiful reenactment! Bravo!

  • lols

  • dubbing is great. Dimitri's voicemail was hilarious, but you fit the greek cute guy kind of fit. He was crazy

  • I find myself watching this a few times every month...haha. One of the best vids on YT.

  • @viceGTO yeah man hahah....I put this on every once in a while. It absolutely ridiculous. I like the part about it being fine if she isn't responded because her mom is doing kemo..."

  • yes, this is 100% real

  • classic...really, brilliant.

  • Ha ha, great dubbing, must have taken you a while to get the timings right

  • Why have you got Spanish music to accompany a phone message by a Greek-Canadian?

  • Because in truth, I find Spanish music to be much sexier than Greek-Canadian music..

  • @brothaE true dat son

  • what a conceded douche.

  • you almost do that too well, haha.

  • This is too perfect!

    I've met these guys before, what they want besides a female to revel in the rapture of their company - I don't know... But guys like him want strong women to break- not cherish

  • GREAT! I heard the call quite a while ago on Mark and Brian. What a turd. What woman WOULDN'T want a man like that? hahaha Can't wait to see "Part 2"!!!

  • Perfect renactment in everyway....the look, the acting and the delivery.

    Very very funny depiction of this loser named dimitri..........5 stars.

  • where did you get this information from?

  • fake or not, this was pretty funny.. relax!

  • This was an actual phone call. Your depiction of what this guy must have looked like is excellent. '''5' STARS'''

  • Ha ha ha! Love it.

  • Really great lip syncing & facial expression!

  • This speaks really well of Greek guys lol

  • Wonder if he really looks like this.

  • holy fuck you are good

  • You're amazing. That is so well done!

  • super genuis

  • FABulous.

  • lmfao

  • awesome lmao

  • I woke up this morning and this radio Dj in the city where I live in was talking about this Greek Guy all morning making fun of this ass. He said something about how this guy was involved with Internet Dating and bullshit and thats kind of how he got caught up in this situation. Dogg I was dying so hard when I heard this fool say this shit on a voicemail like wtf

  • lol

  • I just found out we've all been had. Word is out that this voicemail is part of a viral marketing campaign for an upcoming documentary about "Dimitri The Lover". It's 100% fake. What a jerk!

  • rofl, your comment is bullshit, you keep trying to get people to look at this fuck.

  • pfff your a douf

  • yeah i bet your probably enrolled in dimitri's toronto real men club

    LMAO

  • lol this was funnier then the original

  • What an overconfident nob-head.

    She must have been interested cos she gave him her number in the first place. But after that... LOL... Better luck next time.

  • Women approach me about 6,7 times a day

  • haha wow that was actually pretty good

  • Poor Olga. He was basically making fun of her. "Give me a call back when you have the courage to." Oh, yes, because she is threatened by your manliness. 100 bucks says this Dimitri guy a virgin. Great reenactment, though. I couldn't stop laughing.

  • actually, he was a dentist in canada i think and has spent time in jail for raping. what a surprise huh?

  • Not surprised at all. He's a douche.

  • Ha Ha HA...Classic!!!!! Well done buddy

  • You're the best! Bravo Eric!!:D

  • Great video - check out my dimitri video too

  • He's making fun of a REAL voicemail left by Dimitri to Olga, but the person on youtube is an actor... and did a hysterical job!!! I want a T-Shirt!!!

  • "your friends were very jealous, even if they say they weren't..."

  • guido the killer pimp

  • guys do act like this.

  • lol spot !!! bravo sir!!

  • Ive forwarded these messages to a psychiatric board convened to determine your ability to function in society and thus handle your own funds,they are currently considering myself as a representative payee.I and several witnesses are testifying to your extreme condition associated with such limited genital size and function.Rest assured we are all considering your well-being in our decision making process, and you have our sympathies with regards to your extremely lacking reproductive abilities.

  • LMAO

  • HAHAHAHHAHA are you fukn serious?!

  • Brilliant!

  • i am totaly blown away by this pick up line and i think i heard them all. this should be done on snl remember the wild and crazy guys? great job we could take this thing all the way, icant wait to get some more!!!!

  • do u think that a woman could pull this line on someone?

  • "I don't really date timid women" rofl

  • I love his presentation!!!

  • Dude, that was so freakin funny! :)

  • You did an amazing job! This is exactly how I imagine him looking and acting.

  • You crack me up E.

  • amazing

  • This is a thing of beauty.

    "Elegant women are very rare. I'm Greek and I'm very particular about what I like."

  • Good job! Anybody notice the chain lol

  • hahaha this is great

  • omg.... greek men... typical. XP

  • you can't make up this shit!

  • This is his REAL number. Fire at will. REAL NUMBER- NO BULLSHIT!

    416 918 7014

    He lives in Toronto.

  • other people have said this too but dimitri's real name is james n. sears. check him out.

  • Ha ha ha ha ha ... I heard about this on Keith and The Girl... he he he he...

  • dude seriously, you killed it on this.

  • Such great lip-syncing, and you look PERFECT for the part hahahah!

  • Absolutely fantastic! You totally nailed the arrogance and attitude; I couldn't stop laughing!

  • Eric is brilliant!

  • I've never experimented with homosexuality and my wife of fifteen years has given me three beautiful children I love more than myself... but if this man took me into his arms and asked me to run away with him to his bungalow isolated deep within the jungles of Crete to live out the rest of my life in a cage as his spit slave, I wouldn't even have to think, everything that my life had been up until that point would gently melt away like a stick of butter on the hood of a revved up firebird

  • Dude.. you're amzing

  • can anyone make out his phone number? lmao

  • 416 918 2114 That's the # i got by reading out his lips ... this is to funny but not real , it never happened lol.

  • Too funny.  Nice job bro!

  • Bwahaha, great work man, very well done. Still can't believe there are douche bags like that around..

  • wow... crazy well done!

    Loved it

  • great work eric anderson! why don't ya post "gopal the indian gay guy called dimitri the stud" for next sequence? it would be hilarious.

  • "direcly" and "mahn"

  • that was brilliant

  • yea the expressions were great!

  • Absolutely the best YouTube Video I have seen in a very long time. Well played sir.

  • How is this guy so nsycn with the audio? That's really, really good. He even get's the "um's... and uh's...". Unless there's like some trick photography I'm not seeing that was fucking good.

  • Dude that was a great job!! Made the phone message just 50% funnier and arrogant haha

  • HAHA! Your facial expressions are classic. Great work.

  • wow...what an ass!

  • I can't believe this - he's got his own Encyclopedia Dramaticca entry and he actually COMPLAINED! Whatta douchebag!

  • real guy

    wikipedia(dot)org/wiki/James_N­._Sears

  • omg the number i feel like leaving a message to 'im xD

  • LOL but you dont have anough chest hair to look like as big a douche as he sounds. apparently people actually take lessons from this guy on how to pick up chicks....wtf is wrong with them? they sound dumber than the jonestown peoples temple people were.

  • Nice job, this is fucking hilarious, spot on how I imagined him to be!

  • Hello guys?  The number is Obvious!

    416-918-1114

  • hahaha good job man.. you did that well

  • I think I'm gonna call him!! hahah!

  • I think the number is 416-918-4574

  • Brilliant!  LOL!

  • o fuck i called the num!!!!!!!!!

  • amazing!

  • Brilliant!

  • dude you always purse your lips and do that weird thing with your hand before you start acting -- but , i still miss you man

  • This is hysterical.

  • anyone know Dimitri's phone number? I got 416-918-xxx4

  • lol trial and error xD

    416-918-0014

    416-918-0024

    416-918-0034

    LOL

  • i heart the song...anyone know the name of it?

  • I'm really glad I heard about you on Keith and The Girl. This is hilarious!

  • HAHAHAHAHA.

  • perfect!

  • You did an awesome job re-enacting this mess Eric.

  • f'in classic!!!!

    well done!!

  • Bravo! Brilliant, positively brilliant!

  • hahaha so funny!! this guy was all over glen beck too

  • HA HAAAA!!!! muy caliente!

  • By 1986, Sears was in the Canadian Armed Forces and while still a third-year medical student was evaluated by a military psychiatrist who suggested there was "something seriously wrong" with Sears.

    He was shunned by fellow students because of his behaviour. A female officer complained he repeatedly tried to enter her room, and military police found "a can of Mace, several

  • LOL! XDDD!! SO FUNNY!

  • SOOOOO FUNNY! You WERE Dimitry! 100%!!!

  • Caught you on KATG. Great job with that and this vid.

  • 10/10 Eric! You nailed that perfectly!

  • He brags too much and is distant, as ifhe doesn't even like the girl. He should be cooler.

    But he's not such a big asshole. Let's say those things happen, what, he should be ashamed of them. Would you be? I'd be proud and talk to other pepole about them.

    Cheers.

  • He's not really an asshole at all, until you hear the second message he leaves on her phone. He is NOT ONLY an asshole, but a rather large DOOSH as well. DOOSH.

    DOOSH.

  • LOL your a genius!  love the video! i wanna do one now

  • (416) 918 **14

  • (416) 918-7014.

    Or call Trillium Mortgage in Toronto - that's where "Dimitri" - aka James Spears works.

  • nice!

  • that was a great job, it is seamless. Bravo!!

  • Haha! That was pretty funny. His re-enactment was really funny, very Dimitri!

  • What a pimp.

  • great man

  • OHHH BABU!

  • hahahahaha

  • excellent

  • perfect

  • amazin.

  • Eric, great act.

    But I still can't believe Dimitri did that.

    That phonecall made my day! Hell day, MONTH!

  • Great Job!

  • that was awesome.

  • Great props!

  • THIS IS FANTASTIC.

  • AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • damn your hella good at syncing with the voicemail it looks like your really leaving the message.

  • The story you read is fake, the person posting it is from the US, where as the first poster on youtube was posting from canada, and it predates the other one by a day or two.

  • No.

  • Maybe, or maybe it's because there are these machines called aeroplanes, which can allow a person to travel long distances in a single day! So he could have gone from Toronto to SF and searched for teh sex0rz and then gone back again on his ill gotten gains from teaching gullible men how to be "pickup studs", lolz

  • oh yes and also he has a canadian accent - note the way he pronounces the word "about" as "aboot" (thanks South Park!)

  • Pure GOLD!!!!

    For more hilarity, check out Dimitri's website. Yes he's for real, and he calls himself "Canada's Greatest Lover".

    Google "dimitri the lover" (YouTube won't let me post the URL)

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!

  • Not sure why my comment got a negative. I'm merely agreeing with the consensus opinion and pointing out more evidence of this guy's douchebag-ness. Whatevs. Truth hurts, I guess.

  • Are they the same person?