Would I Lie To You - David Mitchell

[merton8181]

Man everrybody hates Jason Manford at the moment...

[goulygliu]

@daughterofbastet I think that's the nicest most sensible comment on Youtube I've ever read. Listen up @Restayvien !

[nom2181]

i find david mitchell attractive..must be his brains and the way he thinks that makes him more attractive :P

[357Snowball]

Restayvien no actually, he is good looking. If you're male you should never make that assumption. He has really nice eyes, his hair isn't bad, and his figure is much better since he's lost weight. And it's nothing to do with money- he's adorable and witty, clever and funny, and people who've met him say he's really kind and polite.

[MrBuch169169]

Aw, this video is so depressing nowadays.

[drgisbest1000]

Its funny cause they now are in power :D

[Szaam]

I've got the feeling the Tories have watched this, haha.

[Experiment47]

Hmm, Labour or the Tories?

It's like that episode of South Park where they have to vote for their school mascot between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich.

[honeyjv]

lololololol no one can rant like this guy! Awesome!

[RachelStan]

all political parties are going down the crapper :)

[tonyreno123]

fucking funny

[kurtrulez]

If you'd have listened you'd know he didn't say anything nice about the labour party either. He shat on Tony Blair aswel.

So nothing's changed, Labour Party is still terrible and there's still no fucking opposition.

[KonsharPaHuvet]

isn't the general british perception that the labour party isn't shit but their leaders are (i.e blair n brown)? I'm asking as I'm not british.

[LoonyLooners]

That's pretty much it, yes.

[perfacetus]

At the moment no one can stand labour. Not really because they have changed but because our economy is in the worst position out of all the G8 and there is no one else who can be blamed except Brown since he has been incharge of the exchequer since 1997.

I think most people (not including me) liked Blair until the war in Iraq.

[bebemochi]

@KonsharPaHuvet -yes



[Dominicokey]

Where is the video in which he slags off Ann Widdecombe for her terrible world views ?

[SallyCinnamon87]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

[outkastedchoir787]

Can you explain that reference to me? I'm sorry but I'm from the US and haven't seen much of David except for QI.

[reretacnala]

I think it's a reference to the column he writes for The Guardian/Observer newspaper in the UK.

How we laughed...

[TheAspiringActress]

yeah theres an article by him online in 'The Guardian' about how there will always be nasty comments everywhere. He urged people to put this line 'it just goes to show you can't be too careful' into any website forum or place where haters breed basically.

[ida2x]

So why on earth do people quote that here and everywhere else on YouTube where he appears?`David Mitchell isn't likely to inspire hatred is he, he's much too smart and sensible and funny and all round lovely,isn't he :)

[YKW2]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful.

[prissylittlekid]

I've found out! *triumphant music*

It was WILTY- and it was Angus that said it.

Could've sworn it was David but oh well.

Can't remember which episode it was

[gradgurl2007]

Was it "Would I lie to you" that had the joke about the queen leaving the country to her corgies? I remember hearing it from David Mitchell, but I can't find it!

Help please!

[prissylittlekid]

I think that joke about the corgies was from WILTY. It was definitely David Mitchell, though xD.

If not WILTY, it could've been Mock the Week..

[gradgurl2007]

Me too. I remember because someone's question was about a dog and David Mitchell says something about how dogs can't inherit because they're afraid the queen would leave the country to her corgies.

Rats, I'm going to have to go through the WILTY episodes.

But thanks for your help!

[MandyBabeeXx]

david mitchell is awesome!!!! i love him,, he is so so funny!!! i love his rants!!

,,

he is quite hott too in a wierd way!!! hehe

[Restayvien]

@MandyBabeeXx

That's because he's not good looking but he's got money and he's popular. Women think guys are hot if they can give them money and status. Just the way it is ^^

[daughterofbastet]

@Restayvien Sweetie, I am so, so sorry for you. I just hope that one day, you'll come to accept that while all people can be shallow, there are many of us who don't care about money, status, or even appearance. And maybe you'll find someone who cares for you, not because of how you look or what your job is, but for your personality. * hugs*

[theemeraldhour]

@Restayvien LOL How bitter are you?? That's like saying the only way women can attract men is by getting breast implants and dressing like a slut. Both are utter nonsense. Hopefully you've grown up a bit since posting this.

[Restayvien]

@theemeraldhour

I was simply making an observation (and a generalisation, which obviously doesn't apply in every case, simply the majority). Perhaps where you live the majority of women are attracted to poor loners...?

[Restayvien]

@theemeraldhour

And no it's not like saying that, because those aren't the primary things that attract the majority of men. It's more like saying, men are attracted to women who are good looking and confident.

[theemeraldhour]

@Restayvien Gee isn't that nice. You're obviously a real winner if your experience with women has lead you to believe that they're only attracted to money and status. I was making fun of the ridiculousness of your statement, not making a real argument that needs to be debunked. Apparently LOL was too subtle.

[Clbull118]

Mike Read? 10 minutes? Rapping?

What the fuck is that?

[bocherrini]

Bollocks is he.

[WKaliber1]

yes he is

my name is johnathan mitchell

[holydave]

Oh that proves it then.

[F0wl3r13]

well i am david mitchell :P

wait your brothers brother surely is your brother?

?

why lie?

[munari123]

if he's your brothers brother and he's not related to you is it you step/half brothers step/half brother? don't see how this would work

[nil2skill]

haha yeah.. that ones too funny

[monkeyah]

have you got the clip where david mitchell is arguing with john barrowman saying if i knew where i learnt the thing i know i would only be able to know half the things i know

that ones boss

[spamvicious]

I just saw that, search for john barrowman and it comes up, the whole show.

[monkeyah]

oh thanks, its on the second page (that was te last place i would have looked)