THE ONION MOVIE: THAT NEGRO

[BigNGrizzly]

SETTLE DOWN BACK THERE CHOCOLATE

[Tonyaishere2]

Sooo..Acting black gets you in trouble...

[Tonyaishere2]

lol

[WonderCherrylious84]

I LOVE THIS MOVIE MAN!!!!!!!!! lol

[raynier250599]

2:31 hahahah that negro

[smittty1911]

cant any1 get a better quality vid?

[HaosiRazni]

that negro

[jonyphoenix]

Uhhh pixel, we meet again

[TheEllllen]

That's also the guy from the movie 'Rampage'. Although he didn't help with any bake sales at church in THAT movie, though...

[ChristopherSaindon]

"Little J" is a sleeper in that dork outfit. She looks awesome..

[Manofaction0]

"Customer Parking Only"

[jbonkerz]

Hey it's that guy from Little Criminals.

[riaiaikido1]

Hey it's Mr Berserk..

[melosher]

that (gaging) negro.... HAHAHAHAH

[stabsargent]

im not black im white my dads irish my moms norwegen we go to north avnue church i help with the bake sale there HAHA

[vdeferens]

Settle down back there, chocolate!

[spasiba87]

I was hangin out with these niggas over in Pleasant Oaks and shit...

WOW!

You were hangin out with REAL black people?!?!

[nomercy2406]

@spasiba87 u know the name of this movie?

[spasiba87]

@nomercy2406

The Onion Movie

[Kingcire72x]

White people really wanna be cool haha

Being an asshole never qualifies you as cool

White Niggers are so fuckin funny

[Capnbobisgay]

Bleh whiggers, should happen to all of them!

[Bugsy99]

"We the jury...find the Negro guilty."

I love this!

[MrHRPaperstacks]

"And this booty that was like, "PZZABADAOWW!!!"

[maksimizr]

love how he rolls up in an escalade. lol

[ANTENT937]

man i wish this had better quality

[PoetessX]

Settle down back there, chocolate!!!

Now as a black person, I found this to be funny as hell! I felt bad for him but, couldn't stop laughing!!! XD

[miiiikku]

Fucking blacks.

[Keith2855]

I'm glad i'm not a n

[dickhouseprod2010]

This is hilarious...and thats coming from a black person!

[PoetessX]

@dickhouseprod2010 Honey, That's what I said!! This whole movie was funny as hell, though!! OMG!!!

[BitchOnDaFloor]

wtf my comment

might be you cant hear it here in this vid but you know what i mean if youve watched the hole movie

[BitchOnDaFloor]

night v you cant hear it here in this video but you know what i mean if youve seen the hole film in acceptable quality^^

[BitchOnDaFloor]

a question: does anyboy now the track when " this negro" apears in his car?

[beefygreenapples]

better quality please?

[ScattyG]

Skrut does a drum and bass remix of this :D

Search "Skrut - Breakin' off some endo smoke"

:D

xx

[beefygreenapples]

the funniest movie made in the last 5 years... period

[marleent]

This not funny either..... yawn nice try though.

[nichirenx]

The hilarious thing is that his slang is actually about 3 years behind what is currently spoken in the hood by real ghetto blacks.

[kapenrobusto]

@nichirenx wow!, so you hang with real negros?

[nichirenx]

@kapenrobusto I am a real Negro. The media really is very lapse on the culture. Even the rappers say things that have been stale in the real hood.

[TieDyeNinja]

That Negro

[Ulot3]

this was the funniest onion scene lmbo great movie

[SuperInamorata]

heehee :)

[Zazlimel]

"settle down back there chocolate"

lol

[KidsWithGuns1992]

This is my favorite part of the movie, hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Fuck he reminds me of this guy I know, whattaaaaa wanker.

[wbgrandson]

1:30 best part

[sinnera]

ahahahahahhahahahahhaHAHhahHAH­HAhahHahahhAHHhahahhHAhhhaHAHA­hahahHAHAhahAHHhahHAHhahhhAHHA­AHAHA COOL 

[Andeezybitch]

and that booty was like bshshshhshsBLAOW!

[Rayvn7]

THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME.

[Upritebass]

That Doo Rag makes him look like the KKK

[e105b5]

LMFAO too good. I thought to begin they were playing a prank like "oh so you wanna be black huh?"

[kmpbtg]

best scene

[atmchickluva]

I know so many white people that act like this.

[ethusiasm]

that's why this world is getting worse everyday.

[Upritebass]

@atmchickluva Me too. They have me convinced: Sure they live in da hood.- - - as homey goes to milk the cow.

[HorstEwald]

His moves xD his shit talkin´

omfg is that great

[bluevidcam]

When I was in my teens a quarter of a century ago there was one (1) Wigga! We hung out with him because we thought he was funny and odd. I am amazed at the percentage of white kids act this way in the now.

[cheesealtar]

yah but really they dont act like this

[bluevidcam]

@cheesealtar no.. this is a little exaggerated but some come close to this.

[shasta723]

god this fretslayer is a pretentious faggot, ffs

[TSimko93]

Lmao so many ppl in my hometown (Cleveland) act this way and they're whiter than ghosts.

[bounca308]

GET IN THE CAR DARKY LOOOOOOOOL

[Fretslayer]

LOL!

Some of you guys are too funny.

You really are too easy.

Thanks for the laughs.

[Mexxico57]

@Fretslayer, you dont have to act pretentious to satisfy your massive ego, just read a book or something. thats what smart people do, right?

[Fretslayer]

@Mexxico57 Nicely played.

You should have gone the Judge Judy route and said said '...just earn degrees. That's what smart people do.'

It would have been funnier.

In any event - I did get a good laugh from it so thanks. :)

[Mexxico57]

no problem haha

[drublefizz0014]

@Fretslayer I actually have had a relationship with judge judy, I met her at a concert and we went to her house and had great sex and exchanged some love faces, hit some weed, and drank a drink, then I made her pancakes. . . . . oh wait that was your mother (laughs) sorry bro my bad

[beefygreenapples]

@drublefizz0014 lmao

[Elchubakabra]

holy shit dude that fretslayer guy is a dooshbag, btw (by the way, just in case youre to old to notice) its a comment on youtube, nobody gives a shit about grammar for something like that, that guy needs a life

[Born2GoSideways]

shut up fretslayer you are a jerk off!!!

[Superspy7000]

lol. funniest part in movie

[manrightchea]

Settle down back there chocolate!

[sirugae]

someone needs to upload a better version of this

[StoneTemp1Pilot]

well, he got what he wanted. they thought he was black.

[ayr698]

but his dad is irish and his mother's norwegian, ok ?! you dont know shi-et :D:D

best scene in the whole movie

[voidnothing]

Whitey is mad short. XD

[renandstumpd]

why the fuck is this shit censored? This scene now has only a fraction of its prior meaning. This is bullshit

[monatan23]

grandma is best :D "him, that negro" ;D

[LeoT17]

Think of it this way: if it was the other way around, people would be all up in arms and the video would be deleted immediately. Just because minority groups are more often discriminated against doesn't mean that the majority don't also deserve to be protected against racial slurs.

[Philter123456789]

This is hilarious, also, in response to "fretslayer" i don't see how whitey is offensive. Also i believe its called a "Wigger" aka "White Nigger"

[Fretslayer]

Wow, you know what 'wigger' mean.

I'm impressed. Oh wait, no I'm not.

You try going to work (if you have a job) and step up to a black employee and call then 'blackie' - lets see how long it takes HR to 'visit with you.'

My point (which you seem to have missed) is that racial slurs are a two way street.

But thanks for playing, best of luck and I hope you figure it out at some point in time.

[Philter123456789]

I think you completely missed the whole point of my comment. Nice attempt at trying seem intelligent. Just didn't work in the end though.

[Fretslayer]

Look up.

See that?

That's my point shooting right over your head.

This conversation is an exorcise in futility and I'll give it no further consideration.

Don't forget to call me names now.

I'm sure it'll help you grow your Internet muscles.

I shall waste no more time on you.

[f1g1t]

i love how you say "I shall waste no more time on you" then i see another post by you above.....

[Fretslayer]

There are times when comments are not seen immediately after they are posted and then appear later in the thread.

I have seen it happen on one of my Savatage concert videos.

Either way, I have not bothered to continue that conversation so In that regard, I am still correct.

Having said that, I love how when communicating in a written medium you show an entertaining lack of basic grammatical skill.

Thank you for providing me with a laugh, amusing me today and sharing your amazing insight.

[f1g1t]

i iz informal on the internets....mmkay...although i have the skills...i see no reason to display them to 90% of the trolls/whatnot that wouldnt understand it

[Fretslayer]

LOL!

Let me tell you Junior, some of us were here when it was still text driven and before that when it was a 300 baud B.B.S system that consisted of little more than single system email and a 'Chat with SysOp'.

Now run along and 'Haz you teh cheezburger' with the rest of the kiddies.

Feel free to attempt to insult me.You can even 'get in the last word' so that you may feel better about yourself.

I won't bother to read your comments nor reply to them.

Don't forget to take your ritalin!

[f1g1t]

ok big mighty troll...w/e

[f1g1t]

also...you missed a comma....guess where

[gdulli080]

ahahahahhaa u fag,stop abusing the thesaurus

[2lazeblue]

check out the walk into the store

[dbexperience]

Just about the funniest film I've ever seen. The scene where the nerd gets transported into a fantasy world then immediately squashed by a monster is the best in my opinion.

[TonySopr2]

Hawaiian Punch.

[Fretslayer]

Doesn't he piss himself before he gets squashed? LOL

[Fretslayer]

In it's current context, 'whitey' is being used as a racial slur. Interesting that it doesn't say 'Whitey thinks hes a nigger til he gets arrested.'

Either way, this skit is beyond funny and it's sick that there aren't any other comments on it.

If you've not seen this film yet - check it out - it's worth it just for the Steven Segal cameo.