Harry Potter and the Douchebag Magicians

[elijahlaxjur]

u cant apparate with in hogwarts ground!XD

[cronaaman]

either that or your just the stupidest fucking lepracon

[SamiFrew97]

Look, to be honest, your the one abusing a 14 year old girl so fuck off? Byeee:-))).

[BarlytheDwarf]

Just nuke diagon alley, with out superior tech, i'd like em' stop that with magic. Power of splitting the atom, haw.

[Xorcrupt]

I lost it when Penn and Teller showed up. XD

[michaellasker]

And so the quest for IzzatSektor123's comment begins!

[Karnaxian]

Love that raised fist when Harry says "Voldemort!"

[Roelmaestro]

In reaction to Izzatsektor's comment (don't want to spam his inbox):

I can't believe that got that many thumbs up! Are people retarded?

[MultiMatinek]

@Roelmaestro

By my predictions, yup.

[merock2786]

Mindddd freeaak

[urwetdreamz]

I dont get it...

[DemelzaYes]

@IzzatSektor123 theres a very large difference between muggle and muggle-born -_-

[us2pdass]

Everyone's calling Hermione a 'Mudblood'. You do know that's a derogatory word in the Wizarding world, don't you? (If you have ever read the books, that is.) Call her Muggle-born instead. That's the politically correct term you should use.

[Th3R3j3ct]

Hermione isnt a muggle shes a mud bood, i havnt payed any attention of HP for 3-4 years but the joke of the video about muggles is. Criss angel and david copperfield are "respected in their world" but they're not magicians just illusionary tricksters... or something like that...i need sleep... nah im prob just gunna drink some more monsters and watch more vids from Collegehumor ;D

[whoknowsnone]

Why does Voldemort have the force?

[MrDubstepftwin]

whaaaaaat both top comments are talking to eachother

[FrostInks]

A Muggle is someone without magical powers.

A 'Mudblood' is an insult to a wizard who is 'Muggle-born'

A Muggle-born is someone who is born to Muggle parents, such as Hermione.

Hermione doesn't want to be taught by someone who doesn't have magical powers.

The "Douchebag Magicians" are respected in their own world, which is the Muggle world.

The Muggle world doesn't have magical abilities, as Hermione should know.

[troppuss]

@FrostInks Someone knows a bit too much about harry potter

[Meanderthal17]

@troppuss Not really. Anyone would know that from watching the movies/reading the books.

[luisloks]

damn bunch of crazy teenagers chicks arguing about crap. better get the heck out. kaboom>> peace >(

[yooomomo]

dilligaf

[sarantis1995]

You know that even Voldemort MUST use a wand to cast spells, eh?

[theredegg1]

@sarantis1995 Well, that's actually debatable.

[jediking12]

Hermione is Muggle-Born parents are dentist shes the only magical person in teh Granger family

[Animeflagger143]

ok ok people lets sort something the fuck out. Hermione is not a muggle because herp derp she can do magic. Her parents are muggles hurr durr but she can do magic making her a witch herp derp. There you go

[AssassinOfRomeAOR]

I love the way everyone's angry about someone saying Hermione's a muggle but no one care's that Voldemort can suddenly shoot lightning bolts from his hands...

[magicmusic32976]

fuck  poor bird

[cixlo]

was this funny. 

[SilentAnatomy]

@TitanofOblivia I already commented on this! scroll down -.-'

[jrocks1957]

who the fuck is voldemort trying to be, a sith lord?!?

[rock4eva231]

petrificus totalus????? realy....

[SilentAnatomy]

@everyone arguing over hermione being a muggle or not. Hermione is a muggleborn witch (the term Mudblood is offencive) however, all wizards-mugglebron or not- have a distant (how ever distant) magical relative otherwise they would have no magical abilities in the first place. Dont get all moody with me, it's not my fault I like HP. I may be a HP nerd/geek WHATEVER you want to call me, I just wanted to clear this one fact up-HERMIONE IS NOT A MUGGLE

[OldGafferMcGuire]

@SilentAnatomy ... I think people already realise. Just sayin'

[yuhisarhim]

Everyone's so mad. Petrificus tota-..!

[ImTheMiddlBITCHxO]

what was that with the death penalty? so collegehumor is pro death penalty?! ..

americans.. you realy .... are.. americans .. <.<

[thisxisxkindaxstupid]

@ImTheMiddlBITCHxO what was that with your comment? so you don't get the joke so you decide to spout ridiculous dogma?!

..

non americans.. you realy .... are.. non americans .. <.<

[IzzatSektor123]

But... Hermione is a muggle..

[mirella930x0]

@IzzatSektor123 She isn't... lol... if she was she wouldn't be able to do magic... DUH.

[IzzatSektor123]

@mirella930x0 no muggles can do magic theyre just called "MudBlood" cause they have no magical ties family wise

[KirstyF11xXx]

@IzzatSektor123 no mudbloods have no magical relations and muggles are just normal people with no magic

stupid

[KirstyF11xXx]

@KirstyF11xXx u have not read the books

[IzzatSektor123]

@KirstyF11xXx im not a harry potter nerd fan who makes fun of people for not knowing all about it. Jeez.

[mirella930x0]

@IzzatSektor123 Hermione is not a muggle. She is a mudblood. She was born TO muggle parents, but she, herself, is not one...BECAUSE she has magical ability.

[KirstyF11xXx]

@IzzatSektor123 she is not a muggle she is a mudblood

[beastmachine123]

@IzzatSektor123 wrong. her parents are.

[nic123dk]

@IzzatSektor123 half muggle

[wickedbandz]

@IzzatSektor123 hermione isn't a fucking muggle. her parents are muggles. god damn it!!!!

[IzzatSektor123]

@wickedbandz shes a mudblood

[SincerelyLilly]

@IzzatSektor123 i hope your joking...

[IzzatSektor123]

@SincerelyLilly I hope you can read some of my earlier comments and sit on a dick.

[SincerelyLilly]

@IzzatSektor123 dude why are you so pissed off? its not like i called you a stupid whore butt or something lol

[iLOVEpicklesBRO28]

@IzzatSektor123 LIAR!!!! SHE IS A MUDBLOOD!!!!!!

[TitanofOblivia]

@IzzatSektor123 technically her parents are muggles. so she's like half or somthing

[Spacecakeondrugz1]

@IzzatSektor123 youre an idiot....fucking read the book Muggle = "non-wizarding folk"

[MysteryVoiceSinging]

@Spacecakeondrugz1 that was unnecessarily harsh? Peace and love yo.

[TheExprima]

@Spacecakeondrugz1 You're the idiot... did you even watch the video?

[Meanderthal17]

@TheExprima His comment was correct regardless of the video.

[TheExprima]

@Meanderthal17 You're an idiot, too. He was explaining what a Muggle was, which is entirely missing the point of the person he replied to.

[Meanderthal17]

@TheExprima He was explaining what a muggle was because she is NOT one. The other guy said that she WAS. No matter what the video had, the other person was wrong and he was explaining why by explaining what a muggle was.

Do you need someone to teach you how to think?

[whywasthissohard]

@Spacecakeondrugz1 so then why is a muggle teaching at Hogwart's?

[msu43]

@Spacecakeondrugz1 its funny how mad you get

[curtcobain12345]

@Spacecakeondrugz1 geek

[IzzatSektor123]

@Spacecakeondrugz1 Ive read the books before you were allowed on the computer you fucking rage nerd.. Wow umad that ive received DOZENS upon of DOZENS of coments saying the same thing??? I think i understand that HP fans are complete nerds who claim people dont read because they cant remember something. STFU kid.

[IzzatSektor123]

@Spacecakeondrugz1 Ok nerd i love how mad you get... I still havent got a response from you about my comment to you.

[AnAverageSpaceRanger]

@IzzatSektor123 She is "muggle-born," but she, herself, isn't a muggle. A muggle simply means someone who isn't a wizard.

[thedudsonette]

@IzzatSektor123 no she is ot a muggle is a non magical person but she is from a muggle family but is still a witch

[123roflcopter321]

@IzzatSektor123 she's a mud blood, not completely muggle

[ArbrusMN]

@IzzatSektor123 o she is not...her parents are muggles.

muggles are just the people who can not cast magic, Hermione can so she is a wizard with muggle parents

[nicparmesan]

@IzzatSektor123 no she has muggle parents... muggles are non-magic persons.

[TheCPexperience]

@IzzatSektor123 no shes a mud blood

[amanemisa51]

@IzzatSektor123 Hermione isnt a muggle her parents are but shes a "mud blood"

[TheOnlyFairee]

@IzzatSektor123 No she's not. She's the first in her family to be a witch. She's not pure blood, so she's called a mudblood. She definitely has powers, though, making her not a muggle.

[SamiFrew97]

@IzzatSektor123 hermoine is a wizard born from two 'muggle' parents, idiot.

[IzzatSektor123]

@SamiFrew97 Ive received many comments about this.. Just read my responses its about 2 FUCKING COMMENTS UNDER YOU FUCKING IDIOT. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I DONT GIVE A FUCK THAT YOU CAN COPY AND PASTE COMMENTS!!!!! NOONE CARES YOUR JUST WASTING HUMAN RESOURCES BEING ALIVE IN GENERAL.

[SamiFrew97]

@IzzatSektor123 says you whos saying that to a 14 year old, get a life dude.

[SamiFrew97]

@IzzatSektor123 oh and, youre the one thats wasting human resources, people dont need people like you that rage over everything, ha! youre quite the pathetic beast, go eat some rocks moron.

[IzzatSektor123]

@SamiFrew97 What the fuck man. I was mad because idiots like you dont understand that ive received 50 other comments that are easily visible WHILE you are writing your comment... Its pathetic. Your quite the retarted beast who can copy and paste other peoples comments... What the fuck people have already told me the SAME THING. What is the point of YOU saying and that AND calling me an IDIOT when you are the IDIOT who cant realize IK that im wrong because of the other comments. Fucking idiot.

[SamiFrew97]

@IzzatSektor123 i didnt read the other ones, i only read your stupid comment, go fuck a goat or something, or even better get off your ass and get a life? bye.

[IzzatSektor123]

@SamiFrew97 Thats what im saying idiot... You SHOULD have read the other ones... Go fuck a goat? Is hat your best? Have i really outsmarted you so bad you tell me to fuck a goat? Your the one who needs a life. Calling ME an idiot. You look like an idiot right now. Goodbye

[MajorBuzzkillable]

@IzzatSektor123 hey hey relax, when he said go fuck a goat he was comparing u with dumbledore's brother, who's is a very good guy...that fucked goats xD but serious now, remember this is youtube, u cant be wrong even once, grammar nazis, facts nazis, logic nazis...they r out there, and there's no escaping them unless u ignore them, at least u have the mind to accept u r wrong, sleep easy on that ;)

[SamiFrew97]

@MajorBuzzkillable she, im a she:).

[SamiFrew97]

@IzzatSektor123 hehe, youre PATHETIC, and no, that isnt my best, seriously, youre probs a 40odd year old with severe acne and a world of warcraft account, maybe you DO have a life but maybe you should get a girlfriend? BYE.

[IzzatSektor123]

@SamiFrew97 your the one who cant even make a valid comeback. Instead you make fun of me showing that you want to be right when ive proved you wrong. Umad? Oh and one last thing. Im 12 years old... And ive really just kind of verbally bitch slapped you..

[Lynx3106]

@IzzatSektor123 Kudos? Kind of? Whatever

[TheMysteryPotatoe]

@IzzatSektor123 no she isn't, she is a mug-blood.

[godlessandlovingit]

@IzzatSektor123 nuh uh! 

[lolskippy123]

"Here's an illusion, someone who thinks they're both pro-life and for the death penalty. Now that's bullshit" Yep that basically describes Randall Terry XD

[dunnotck1]

hahahahah so good xD

[eenayeah]

I was totally expecting that. SO FUNNY. xD

[sin21ify]

That stupid old spice body spray crap is annoying

[FlyingDinocar]

It's people like you perfectionists that make me hate the fandom. This video is a JOKE. A JOKE. If it pisses you off, GO WATCH SOMETHING ELSE.

[GryffindorAnaGranger]

Hermiones a muggleborn, Harry was raised by muggles, They have DADA together, and as Hermione says, "Nobody can apparate in Hogwarts!" also, Harry knows that is NOT how you summon a Patronus

[XDisturbedTillDeathX]

@GryffindorAnaGranger what does that have to do with the video?

[wildste]

@GryffindorAnaGranger Dude, you making fans look bad. It is still a funny video

[AwesomeFilms111]

That akward moment for Harry when it's parents day at hogwarts

[iLiKeCeRe]

voldemort went sith on criss angel's ass

[boober0700]

Gadalf would beat shit outta Voldemort. Just saying.

[oswaldinis123]

Fuck me

[UberBlasterXXL]

What a douchebags

[thecolspot]

Press 4 to give an Electric shock to Chris Angel ..

[Tonestone420]

Lol Penn and Teller 

[Mmedi17]

This could have been funnier :3

[purplerox315]

the hell? what kind of poop is this? i am an insane harry potter fan... and this is plain DUMB

[VideoGameWalk]

All you whiners make me embarrassed to be a Potter fan myself. You're really gonna get that nitpicky about shit. You do it to the Potter video games too. You guys make me sick.

[rraacchh2]

@internetfanboy69 HERMIONE is muggle-born and yes, but that doesn't mean she wants them to teach at Hogwarts.

[murray48able]

douchebags fucks chiks when they are young, nerds, when they are old...

[pklovestormomega]

I actually went to a Chris Angel live show. He had a volunteer come up and pick out of a list which motorcycle was her favorite. After she chose, he lifted the curtain and it was a completely different motorcycle, but he just went on like it was nothing.

[TheAmberh44]

How dare you sir. How DARE you.

[detroitrockrr]

does know one have a gun??

[Kahunabro1997]

the fucks a muggle?

[internetfanboy69]

isn't hurminee (lolspelling) half muggle and hate it when people are racist to mugles?

[Applefan4232]

@internetfanboy69 Actually, Hermione is muggleborn.

[MsPillzhere]

VOLDERMORT

Y U NO GET NOSE?

[Lokito999able]

@MsPillzhere cuz hes 2 nozy get it?

that was horrible

[Maxnout100]

Thumbs up if you hate it when comments are disabled and you want to comment "Why are comments disabled?"

[TeddyLupin3]

Robot Chicken did this better.

[OldSerpentOfSin]

Chris angel is still fucking awesome LOL!

[BLUEEYESBLACKCAT]

horray for Douchebags!!

[FoxyLady9112]

Very terrible for someone whos a HP freak!! I mean, funny if you haven't seen harry potter but I see so many things wrong.

[TeddyLupin3]

@FoxyLady9112 Ugh. Who cares. No one that hasn't seen HP would think this is funny, and really its not that funy anyway. I can't stand people like you that have to announce to the world that you see every tiny thing wrong because you're such a HP freak. No duh a lot of stuff is wrong, Everyone knows, and no one gives a shit. It's youtube.

[stanrocker]

This line should have also been included: Here's another illusion; someone who thinks they're both PRO-partial birth abortion and AGAINST the death penalty. Now that's BULLshit." Nah, this is "college humor". That thought process isn't taught.

[Yanmegaman5]

Hermione how can you say that about the professors? She's a half frickin muggle

[3l3an0r7]

This isn't really that funny. Just really out of character and stuff. A bit cringeworthy tbh...

[Swarm312]

MIND FREAK!!!

[assassinninja2011]

0:50

LMFAO

[MrJoel7736]

yo suck ballss bitch motherfuckers

[YoungDub13]

@MegaRockMan1 yourea loser hahahahahahahahahahaha are you mad you big loser!

[Amaterasu5skitty]

i made the exact face Hermione made when the woman got stabbed by Voldemort

[MrHaseo14]

At 0:08....Hermionie (whose name I probably spelled incorrectly) is half-muggle, therefore this statement is really unusual for her character...

[CounselorGhostNappa]

@MrHaseo14 her parents are both muggles so yeah both unusual xD

[DaHuntsman1]

1:00 i didn't know Voldemort was sith

[Blackouti386]

Where is professor Gob Bluth?

[MissusFingerBottom]

@Blackouti386 it's an illusion, michael

[Blackouti386]

@MissusFingerBottom But where did the lighter fluid come from?

[MissusFingerBottom]

@Blackouti386 return, from whence you came

[MyGoatPoopsCheese]

lol every single knife hit the assistant

[Coloc789]

these are not witches or magicians but illusionists idiots of college humor!

[VidsNsuch]

@Coloc789 U be trollin'?

[Coloc789]

@VidsNsuch I don't speak nigger, sorry :)

[Coloc789]

COLLEGE HUMOR = STUPIDEST BORING PRETENTIOUS CARTOONS EVER

[Leo2112Lion]

@Coloc789 so you commenting on something you dont like makes you any better. Cool beans, you stupid peace of shit

[WanderingSpirit666]

voldemort shouldve summoned a unicorn to take care of chris angel

[TheWhoafish]

Hemione said she never thought her teacher would be a muggle,but she a mudblood.HA take that college humor.

[JenAnistonfan1]

Where is Houdini when you need him???

[DirtMonger907]

Where the fuck is voldys wand

[Mr2010Jamie]

I'm against the death penalty, but for abortion (even though I think it's wrong)

[TheAnimatedGIow]

@Bobalo70 than you have the right angle on that one...

[eteledevil]

chriss angel lol

[marypoo85]

BIRDIES!!!!!!!

[54GodzillaFan]

Speaking of Defense against the Dark Arts, has anyone noticed that all of those teachers were either Death Eaters, are Werewolves?

[himynameiswerty]

@54GodzillaFan ummm professor lockhart? im pretty sure he wasnt a death eater, nor was umbridge

sooo yeah you dont know shit

[xdarkherox93]

@54GodzillaFan Lockhart and Umbridge?

[Matat]

One does not simply apparate on Hogwarts' grounds...

[RazielFallenAngel]

0:30 Song name?

[ostritchman101]

0:00

[cal11182]

did anyone else notice harrys scar move?

[TheLoyalOfficer]

I am SO happy Harry Potter is done. Talk about crap...

[suckitfuckerIDC]

@TheLoyalOfficer Yeah, pretty much anyone who watched and understood it liked it, the critics loved all 7 movies, the books are among the greatest ever written, based on character depth and story-line progression, and your opinion is what we all defer to for final judgment on whether it constitutes 'crap' or not/sarcasm.

[TheDarthax]

@suckitfuckerIDC the books are not among the greatest ever written. lord of the rings triumphs over harry potter any day.

[takoa97]

anyone feel it ironic that in this clip criss gets electricuted and in real life he died doin some elictric stunt

[Bastcats]

@takoa97 Criss Angel isn't dead... Did you get that from the same people that killed Jon Bon Jovi last Month?

[meowman1911]

WHERE IS 2:26 ?!?!

[iMikeCPPSVids]

Did you steal this from Robot Chicken or did Robot Chicken steal this from you? O_o

[Cheriteri17]

It's funny because Hermione is a muggle-born.

[olmecbones]

I don't know much about Harry Potter but that green dude is a BOSS.

[NESDragon20]

Where the hell is Houdini when you need him?

[PoisonIvyXTheJoker]

thumbs up for pan and teller!!! :D

[allencathcart]

You know what i figured out... Voldemort is trying to kill a teen ager to prove that he is stronger that a little kid. Is anybody else like WTF just... i mean come on your like 40 hes like16

[sexygirl2992000]

@allencathcart lol ture.

[sharkdancer1]

@allencathcart when harry was 16, Voldemort wasn't 40. He was 70. When I realized that, it just made Voldemort seem that much more pathetic. and hilarious.

[XUndergroundManiacX]

It's 2011. Get some guns or GTFO. Wands seriously? If someone nuked Hogwarts, they'd all die. There's no spell that can fix that. Radiation will be there for hundreds of years.........also this was funny........I enjoyed it.

[YanceKnoxWynn]

@XUndergroundManiacX The could Reducto the missile use a shielding spell 

[firefly2552025]

@YanceKnoxWynn Protego :D

[pivotmastersds]

Voldemorts not wearing any shoes...

[Andrewcranky]

Have these people never heard of guns?