BK:N&B Opening Cutscenes [HQ]

[aaronkash100]

this pisses me off its not even banjo kazooie anymore really

[The3picMonkey]

1:08 Soundtrack from Conkers Bad Fur Day, gotta love that game!

[alexkicksyourass]

4:57

What he said there was so true. :P

[TheShadicOmega]

1:07

Lol N64

[breloomer236]

Anyone else notice that when Banjo goes through the gate, it plays a little bit of Glitter Gulch Mine?

[AdrenalineAddict610]

Anyone notice the N64 tucked behind Kazooies Xbox?

[ZackAttack7492]

LKOL conkers theme

[StealingUrSoul999]

its da truth!!

[sync380]

wow, rare has really raped this franchise havent they. they havent made a good game since leaving nintendo. at least they point out how shitty the average gamer today is and how all they wanna do is shoot stuff. collecting those "pointless" items is what made the last game fun, not vehicles and other gimmicky shit. fuck you and die rare. youre dead to me, then again everyone important left so your not even the same studio.

[pidman009]

i know, just like they did to poor ol' sonic the hedghog

[sync380]

I never played sonic but I feel for you bro.

[Stall0rd]

SPEAKING OF DOING SONIC THE HEDGEHAWG, I THOUGHT THE HARDCORE ANAL SEX YOU GAVE ME WAS VERY FAST PIDMAN. ILL RESPOND BY IMPALING YOU WITH MY MIGHTY MEAT SCRAPPER AS YOU GAG ON LIFE ITSELF. ILL LEAVE YOU BY THE SIDEWALK FOR PASSERS-BY TO SEE, NAKED AND DRIPPING WITH MY SEMEN. THEN ILL MOVE ON TO YOUR FATHER.

Love, Stallord/Gaylord

[ZackAttack7492]

@Stall0rd

Cool Story Bro

[KrnSilverWolf]

I just noticed Kazooie was playing the klungo minigame

[kegs95]

i love the conker music

[DemonicDragonY93]

lmao Conker's theme at 1:05

[StealingUrSoul999]

oh, never mind.....

[StealingUrSoul999]

banjos pregnant, haz a double chin, and they finally made kazooie look more like a girl *_*

[coolnessha]

You mean >:(

[mario12345h]

LOG: But nowhere as much as that italian gentleman, right?

A reference to Mario, lol

[mario12345h]

Kazooie is playing Hero Klungo Ssssssavessssss teh World, lol.

I think Grunty means queer as in strange.

[BlazeTheHedgehog115]

I have to say that the intro is quite classic. I love it. Could do without the voice acting. It worked, until LoG decided to "spice things up". >_> Fat Banjo and Kazooie were just brilliant. XD And I love how Kazooie asks for her moves at the end in case the game ends up a flop. Good to see Rare hasn't completely lost it. Like some four letter game companies that start with an S and end with an A.

[gameboyDS]

I hear ya!

[Jackitkong]

You mean you could read what they were saying? Even in high quality, with full screen I could only read half of what they were saying. :(

[BlazeTheHedgehog115]

It took some time and a lot of pausing.

I broke down and got the game. It's a fun game, just a crappy Banjo game. Y'know? It's like if Link was in a baseball game. The game might be really fun, but it's not a Zelda game. That being said, this game has a love hate relationship. You'll either absolutely hate it or love it.

[Jackitkong]

Yea, kind-of reminds me of DK jungle climber & Jungle Beat. Good game but hardly is anything like a true Donkey Kong Country/DK 64 game.

[MagnaLynx21]

Yeahh, but if you hadn't read the box or instructions for Nuts And Bolts you would probably get from the into that this was going to really be Banjo 3 if you think about it. Even the first ever teaser trailer would have made anyone think that Banjo 3 was inevitable :|

[Tanjo22]

3:22 - the point where the game sucks ass beyond repair. In my opinion Grunty should just sneak up behind LOG, pull his plug, destroy every trace of vehicles in Showdown Town and force Banjo and Kazooie to platform again.

[kazplat]

frog banjo looks like the frog in viva pinata!!!!!

[shinigami22608]

ehm.. isnt the music in tehe radio the main theme of conker bad fur day ? o.o

[nintenkiller]

yes i believe so...i kinda noticed that too

[BakasRvivor]

When me and my friend was playing this for the first time when the title popped up and the old classic music started, we were like: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaah!!!

[kazplat]

Spiral mountain yeeeeah!!!

[BakasRvivor]

Whoooooooooooooooo!!!

[Jenryu]

"Your name is odd and you look a bit queer"?

Bahaha! Oh, Grunty XD

[perun1nj]

Hmmm, the fact that this game abandoned it's platforming roots always discouraged me from wanting to buy it, but at least it looks like they kept the great humor they had

[martinox64]

how you can read with that little lettters?

[kurrizzle]

hmm is this the guy who does the voice in the beginning the same guy who did the voice for the mage guy who betrays you in Fable 1?

[warcherubio]

was kazooie playing mario ???

[shajita]

Nope. She was playing Klungos Arcade. It's a hillarous and addictive minigame you can unlock and play in Showdown town, by visiting Klungos... well... arcade.

[TehBluBlr]

4:21 Banjo looks like that one frog pinata from Viva Pinata.

[SergeiEisenstein]

Heh, there's Conker music on the radio. I like that Ghoulies remark too.

[jaronious1]

thought i was gonna hate it but i love it actually

[dimaggio1324yeah]

did nintendo let microsoft use the n64 in the opening cutscene?

[Duncekappa]

Actually...seeing as Rare made the game, and Nintendo Published it...Rare retains all rights to use anything they have created. So, using footage of the bk and BK 2 in the opening does not actually need permission from nintendo, as its Rare's property (much like they didn't need permission to remake the two games for Xbox Live Arcade)

[Gigaspine7]

Fat Banjo versus Grunty's skull in a race to collect the most pointless objects.

THAT WOULD MAKE A TOTALLY AWESOME GAME

[kurrizzle]

I CONCUR.

[chemicalsora]

Gotta love Rare's wit to downright destroy themselves for our amusement. "Collect a bunch of pointless items" LMAO

[JaggyTheJaguar]

The opening talking about the past two games was kinda cool... And they gave the characters that nostalgic "text and gibberish" dialoge. The humor was great! Yet, some things I just saw discomforted me somewhat (like how Banjo's moves are now gone). Anyway, happy birthday Banjo and Kazooie!

[gb7zone7]

Lol the radio sounds like Conker

[wunknownw]

That's because it is; it's the Windy theme.

[Krazykon72]

Because it is

[nairobi26]

"Your name is odd & you look at bit queer. Tell Grunty, what brings L.O.G. here?"

LOL! It looks like Grunty finally put a sense of humour into her rhyming. Good one, Grunty!!

[iamabigfatbutt]

Everytime this intro is played on a 360, a baby is impaled.

[theLazyiestTurtle]

omg why wont you nintendo fan boys STFU! its your crappy company that didnt want rare so instead of bitching on youtube go and bitch to nintendo, anyway 360 owns the shitty wii, the wii would fuck this game up, and dont say mircosoft fucked up the game rare was the ones that made it not microsoft the same would of happend on your shitty console

[tdlo123]

Wow, calm down.

Stop talking about fanboys when you are one.

[iamabigfatbutt]

lol kazzoie playing SMB on X-Box 360

[blooddemon697]

if you listen to the radio in the beging you will here the windy theme from conker

[Yoodahnjah]

Do you get to explore spiral mountain after the intro?

[YouPhail]

Yeah, it's the last area of the game.

[flewju]

Well at least ghoulies was a good game.

[Learner000]

Love the times. It breaks the forth wall as well, such a nice deal. OHHHH HOW I WANT THIS GAME! O yes, PLAY IT IN HIGH QUALITY, to can read the words then.

[Shadowtheemo]

Kazooie was playing klungo saves teh world

[Longonizza]

"your name is odd and you look a bit queer, so tell old grunty, what brings L.O.G. here?"

[LTGHOST678]

lol 1:00 conker music mmmm maybe conker 2 is coming?

[notsonerdynerd]

lol did grunty just say queer

[TamarindLAZ]

Even though I kinda don't like the new direction they took with this game I still wish that this woulda been multiplatform so I can play it on my PS3.

I'm glad the classic BK comedy is still in there! XD

[FamilyGAMEGuy8]

Love the Mario refernece there.

[harry426]

Nice to know they still have some feelings for Nintendo...

[azaleamink]

4:18 Banjo Lickatoad lol

[azaleamink]

Looks they put on some weight. It has been 8 years since the last game(excluding the GBA games)

[BanzaiBill14]

im sure im gonna love this game, the intro is fab, the old banjo humour is still there

[Garoopy]

"Your name is odd and you look a bit queer!"

...I laughed hard at that.

[marcster1994]

I wonder if he meant the old meaning of queer: Weird.

[dragoonhydra132]

05:02

[Bowzer2008xtrme]

bloody hell banjo kazooie will need atkins lol!!

[YoshiAngemon]

If Rare was only third party, and had released this game on Wii as well, the bird and bear would've been a little bit more fit than expected. That, and if Grunty were a Fudgehog, maybe it would be a reference to the VP TV show, with Langston always chasing Fergy, much like Ralph the Guard chasing the Warners. *The Warners run by, with Ralph running after them, with a bit of the Animaniacs Theme Playing* Like that.

[nairobi26]

& if Rare was third-party, Banjo & Kazooie could've been in Brawl.

[gameboyDS]

I wish they were.

I'd enjoy using them over Sonic.

[marcster1994]

What's a third party?

[rabidcowcat65]

The best way i can describe it is a company that makes games but has another company publish it.

[SurooshX]

lol at the N64, Mario looking game, and Italian Gentleman.

[mogar11]

am I wrong or is the song at 1:00 from conker's bad fur day

[PrinceMallow]

Yeah, I heard it too. It's the "Windy" theme from Bad Fur Day.

[mogar11]

if only they would make a new conker's game

[rabidcowcat65]

Yeah. I have the game and in the ending, he leaves the bar and goes the opposite direction he took at the beginning of the game. It would be neat to see what kind of mess he gets into.

[mikolyyyy]

i still have my n64 banjo tooie ahh the good old days glad to see they still got the humour. but too bad i have a ps3 i guess il be missing out sadly T_T.i hate how this generation is all about shooters excluding metal gear.

[zZeiss]

Im pretty sure theyll put text options. THEY BETTER.

[DugOLas]

looks really really boring

[Daniel621]

I was gonna get this game, but the text will give me headaches

[ALUKED04]

Its more clear in the real game. I played a demo

[PrinceMallow]

Why are you guys giving him a thumbs down for this comment? The text size is horrible. If you're playing this on an SDTV, the text will almost unreadable.

[BKpianist]

they're making a patch downloadable via XBL so you can increase the text size.