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  • 1st blue said: pirty light! others said: FU-BOOM

  • They said " procrastinators unite!!!!! (BOOM) tomorrow... Maybe.......

  • When the guy killed all six of the dudes with the laser, why didnt he get more than an overkill?:O

  • first blue:okay who jizzed on my back

    others: fml -_-

  • PILE ON

  • @DontBeAFlammer My comment is very original. Who else do you know with the same comment?!

  • they said I REGRET NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

  • Man this guys a spawn killer ! What a hacker I'm leaving :/ psn please (:

  • 5:27 look at the time left in the game when he got that killtacular

  • ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

    SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE HALO

    ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

    

  • @brunoislief how did you did that

  • Again for number 5

    "This is why we can't have nice things"

  • For the Spartan Laser Falcon 6-man.

    This is what the seventh person watching yelled.

    "see guys this is why we can't have nice things"

  • ORGY!

  • The guy with a plasma on him: hey everyone I found a new piece of armor and it glows

    Everyone else: keep away from u dumbass.....

    Guy with a plasma goes to heaven everyone else went to hell....!

  • 1 What if they come throw the back door 2 no no who's dumb anough to come that way we can just shoot them 3 what if they throw a sticky and it gets one us 4 but who would think that throw

  • they all said who fukkin farted

  • how did number 8 get a killtac before a triple and over kill 0.o

  • Blue guy got stuck: AHLALALALALA!!! *boom*

  • <(") sad penquin before explosion

  • What's up mango I didnt realized you played something other than Grifball.

    Comment question:

    All blues: dude are you watching Anoj's top 10 sticks again?

  • Leroy: Guys! I caught Derek Jeter's 3000th hit ball! look!

    blues: Oh S*** really? let me see!

    Leroy: See! it glows for added effect too.

    blues: GOD DAMMIT LEROY!

    *boom*

  • blue 1: oh shitttttttttttttt

    blue 2: FUCKKKKK

  • Stuck Blue: So, you guys enjoyed the 4th of July?

  • 1. Blue: Nice to see ya...

    2. Blue continues: ...In hell!

    Third Blue is coming with others to stop fighting:

    All Others: Stop you're not looking towards to your objective!

    3. Blue: O sticky.

    4. Blue It's my sticky!

    1. Blue: See ya...

    2. Blue: In hell!

  • blue 1 : hey look what i found =D

    rest of team: what the fu- boom

  • Blue 1: hey guys, Orgy?

    Everyone else: NOOOOOOO!

    Blue 1: awww, but a got a new toy, its all blue and sticky!!

    Everyone: ohhhh SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT

    *BANG*

  • blue1-hey why aren't we playing black ops hutch?

    blue 2-seananners didn't want to

    blue 3-is it really you guys?

    blue 4-okay who the hell let anoj into our party

    blue 5-everyone stand in the middle im going to put us in a funtage

    blue 3-okay everyone start tea bagging

    blue 5-ahhh sticky if go down you all are too

    *sticky blows up*

    blue 4-fuck man *rage quits*

    blue 1,2,5-i guess black ops is onlyusemeblade's thing

  • Hey guys anyone have any aspirin.

  • so is that yours?

    no

    arr F!@#$

  • AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • SHUT UP ANOJ!! From Hutch.

  • Press (CTRL + W) to skip any ads on Youtube! It works! try it! =)

    Thumbs up so everybody can see!!!

  • Stuck blue:umm...hey guys i think i got a alien tick on me

    Other blues:YOU NOOOOOOB!!!!

    BOOOOOOOM!!!

  • well done anoj you made a great video even better by adding a red vs blue reference

  • Blue 1: "where is everybody?

    Blue 2-5: "HEYOO!!"

  • All blues: "Awkward turtle" *does awkward turtle with hands*

  • @TheKnownEnergy Aaahhm Good old Awkward turtle! ;D

  • Blue 1: "Wrong floor" -_-

    Blue 2: "Again!?!?"

  • Well that was a bad idea

  • "SHUT UP ANOJ!"

  • Spartan1: man I CANNOT wait until Anoj comes out with the top 10 lucky kills.

    Spartan2: I know those kills are so rare!!!

    Spartan 3 & 4: (mindless chatter about who more penishachievement points)

    Step child spartan 5: ^^ yo dogs I heard you like memes so I wore a sticky grenade to tickle your fancy.

    Spartan 1-4: What the FUUUUU-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

  • Spartans 1 and 2: mortal kombat for the sega genesis is the best game ever. 

    Spartan 3,4,5: I agree that it's a very good game but donkey kong is the best.

    Spartan 1,2:donkey kong sucks.

    Spartan 3,4,5: u know what you suck. (explosion)

  • They say: "Welcome to our Class of 1928 reunion, what a nice surprise to see ya all alive"

  • One of them just said "Hey Lets just not STICK together anymore k?"

  • Blue 1,2,3,4, and 5: See you on Machinima.

  • Spartan 1-"Alright guys we finally did it! After years and years of fighting the covenant forces, we have boarded one of their ships!!!"

    *Everyone cheers.*

    Spartan-"Fuck... They've been watching the Top Ten Series and learned how to trick throw stickies...."

    Spartan 2-"Soooo, does this mean we should call in Master Chief??"

    *Explosion*

  • Heeey guysss!!! XD :)

    OH SH#*T!!!

  • Guy who gets stuck: "WAIT WAIT WAIT GUYS STO-"

    *explodes*

    All the others: "GOD DANGIT LEEROY!"

  • "okay, it's safe now.. GROUP HUG!!!"

  • guy who is stuck: Hey everybody! Who wants a blueberry!

    All: YAY!!!!!!!!

    *explosion*

  • I hate Anoj's awful puns. They make me cringe.. Not even kidding.

  • Blue 1: I got blue balls.

    Blue 3: Haha! You need to take care of that

    Blue 1; Ho seriously...I brought blue b-

    *BOOM*

  • Blue 1: Hey is that the objective?

    Blue 2:Why i do believe it is

    Blue 3:RUSH IT!

    Blue 4: Hey 5 you shouldnt stand so close to the core its pretty dangerous

    Blue 5:Too late -.-

  • all the blue o shit

  • What they all said: WAZUUUUUUUPPPP!!!!

  • blue 1: hey guys how it going

    Blues 3,4,5: not bad you

    Blue1: hey where is Blue 2

    Blues 3,4,5: probably somewhere dying

    Blue 2: hey guys im here

    Blues 1,3,4,5: Hey 2 whats on your back

    Blue 2: its my pet spider wait thats not my pet spider

    Everyone: GODAMMIT!!!!!!!

  • @taq94 This is dumb because you copied to things:

    1. Red vs Blue

    2. SAMPDeathpeanalty 's top comment on this video

    NEXT TIME, BE ORIGINAL.

  • @UnR3aLWaRFaR3 ha my bad i dint know i copied RvB but you are right it does look similar to top comment

    

  • I don't have to watch the next sniper episode- I already know #1 is going to be a collateral of some kind. At least it will probably have SOME skilled shots in there.

  • In #5 he actually gets 4... was anoj having trouble counting today?

  • @BCBtheBeastlyBeast no, it just didn't show the killtacular medal. you can hear it given in the voiceover, and just count the bodies...

  • lol He doesn't get 6 people in #8- he gets 5!

  • ORGyKILL~!!!

    

  • Blue 1: hey Bob

    Blue 2: hey Jim

    Blue 3: GROUP HUG!!!!!

    Blue 4: alright then

    Blue 5: share the love

    Blue 3: wait, whats that on Jim's back?

    Blue 4: Jim u piece of..........

    KABOOM!!!!

    elite: i totally meant to do that everybody! All me All me!!

  • blue 1: omg im back (after taking a huge dump) blue 2: whats up lets play aroung blue 3: lol you said play around its hang out lets go play some halo whewwwww

    blue:4 just looks around while waiting

    blue 5: lets camp up here you look down you stand right here on the pole be a

    stripper while we watch blue 2345(lets jump on him in 3 seconds ok (while this blue 1 gets stick)

    blue 1: get this ******* thing off me

    blue:2345: jump!!!!!!1

    blue 12345: aww fuck whyd you jump boom!!!!!

  • Blue 1: hey guys I'm back..um guys where did you guys

    pfft

    Blue 1: hmm wonder what that was?

    Blue 2,3,4,5: SURPRISE!!

    Blue 3: Wait what the hell is that?

    Blue 1, 2, 3, 4, 5: fuck... -_-

  • Blue 1: Well hello gentlemen, what's up

    Blue 2: Nothing much, slaying some people what about you Blue 3?

    Blue 3: Nothing... Guys, has anyone seen blue 4? It's starting to worry me... where did he go..

    Blue 4 (off in the distance): GUYS NOO HE'S BEHIND YOU!

    Troll: LOLOLOLOL I TROLLZ YOU!

    Blue 1: FACKKKK WHY YOU HAZ TO KILL US

  • blue 1: what is that on your face?

    blue 2: i dont know bro

    blue 3: enjoy grunts blue bright balls!

    blue 4: lets get it off

    blue 5: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu X_X

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  • Lets race to the top the winner gets stuck :)

  • I don't really see how #8 is "lucky". That seemed pretty skillful to me. o_O

  • @qRaynep It was lucky because 6 of them were there, like right place right time kinda thing

  • @jmshadow16: Oops, my bad, I was referring to the first countdown extra that appears immediately after #8. By mistake, I thought it was #8. I didn't realize it was a countdown extra.

  • @qRaynep ohhhh ok

  • guy 1:family reunion on the 4th of july was the best i dea ever. guy 2: ya now we just need some fireworks. guy who was stuck: hey guys i found one! everyone: ooh let us see! *boom*

  • Epic guitar solo in the background :DDD

  • Guy1: Alright lads we're going to play follow the leader right ?

    Guy2: Sure why not.

    Guy3 and 4:Yeah let's do it but i think we should wait till after we kill the red guy ?

    Guy5: Leeeroooooyyy Jeeennkiinnssss

  • Blue 2: Hey 1, wheres Steve?

    Blue 1: Why do you want to know?

    Blue 2: Cause he's always getting us killed...friendly fire, accidental splatters, Sniper Misfires. If we know where he is, we'll be able to avoid him.

    Blue 3: He's a fucking noob, he dosen't even have a number...we call him Steve.

    Blue 4: If we do bump into him, I can't wait to see what new kill he has planned for us.

    Steve: Hey guys...can you help me get this sticky off.

    Blue 1: -_-

    Blue 2: -_-

    Blue 3: -_-

    Blue 4: -_-...Aww FUCK!

  • @SAMPDeathpeanalty hahaha hilarious

  • @FIFA07Addicted Thanks I went through 3 different stories to get to this comment.

  • @SAMPDeathpeanalty hahahahahahaa thats the best one i think lol

  • @SAMPDeathpeanalty not original

  • They said "group HUG!!!!!!!"

  • Ok,so here's our game pla-*blam*

  • "WHAT THE FU-BROOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHH!!!"

    Yup thats what they said.

  • "We are so FU..(kaboom)"

  • Hey guys we got this! *Kaboomski*

  • "Hey, Jim... Lovely weather, eh?"

  • Hay guys what's up oh wait our body parts damn these sticky grenades (rage quit report for hacking then rage some more at xbox)

  • This isn't where I parked my warthog.

  • let camp up... oh shit

  • Weeee....*kaboom*

  • 1st guy said, "hey who called this meeting?" 2nd said, "not me." 3rd said, "me neither. what about you?" the 4th replied, "no, not me, i have no idea who did." the 5th said, "are you sure because.... wait, OH SHIT!"

  • 19 people have ps3

  • oh Shit!!!

  • Any Kill for me is lucky

  • Spartan 1: "Open house party guys!"

    Rest of Spartans: "Sick!....FUCK THE COPS HERE ALREADY AAAAAH!" BOOM

  • yeah im flying splat

  • Spartan 1: I saw a double rainbow!

    Spartan 1,2,3: Where! Where! Where!

    Spartan 5: I saw it!!!

  • One guy said Hey Bill I don't know if this is a good time to tell u but I have been stalking your mom for the last 3 years

  • the great journey begins...

  • They said: "Wazzzzzzzup man!" "Oh hey, OH S*** A STICKY GRENADE!!!!!" *BOOM*

  • "Hey, why everybody is... OH SHIT!"

  • Spartan 1 : Let's do this guys! Spartan 2 :Let's kill every elite! Spartan 3 :Oh my god 5 of us? Spartan 4:There's no way we can die! Spartan 5 :Obviously! How can we die?! Spartan 1 :Hey guys, what's that blue ball? Spartan 2 :What blue ball? Spartan 3 :You mean a plasma grenade? Spartan 4 :Oh my god! It's a plasma grenade! Spartan 5 :Don't worry he can't possibly kill all of us... (After death) Spartan 1 :He just did....
  • guy 1:hey guys i got some CANDEH!!!!!

    all: WE LOVE CANDEH!!!!!!!

  • Let's go guys LEEEROOOYYY JEEENNNKIIINNS!

  • "hey guys! wouldnt it be funny if someone threw a plasma granade righ...."

    (All Together) " OOOOOOOHHHHHHH F*?@K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • shit grab the porn!

  • ... oh dear

  • GANG BANG!

  • I really don't understand how this gravity lift supports all our weight.

  • I've never played Halo Reach or Halo 3 but the Theater Mode is excellent. Nice going Treyarch, you copied a perfect Theater Mode and made whatever Black Ops' theater mode is.

  • They said

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • s.1-4:oh hey look a girl!!!

    s.5: *goes up spire*

    s.1-4: *follows*

    s.1-4: *sees girl got stuck*

    s.3: see this is why girls don't play video games...

  • This is the worst game of hide and seek ever!

  • Tag your it ! wait a second aaarghhh

  • Party? My place?

  • - the kill "who forgot the mayo?"

  • S.1: RACE YOU GUYS TO THE TOP!

    S.2&3: Okay FINE! GO!

    S.6: Can I come?

    S.1: NO FATASS!

    S.5: Forget this dude lets go!

    *All 5 spartans go into the lift*

    S.6: Okay fine! I didn't want to get exploded by that elites sticky bomb anyway!

    S.1,2,3,4,5: What?!?

    *BOOM*

  • AYE GUYS LET'S TEABAG EACH OTHER HAHAHA later OHH SHIT WAT DA FUCK HAPPENED

  • Spartan 1: Spartans Gather up I have a long important speech for ya guys.

    Spartan 2-6 what is it?

    Spartan 1: ...

    Spartan 1: (Actually I don't know I should of thought of something before I did this)...

    Spartan 4: Are u gonna say something.

    Spartan 6: Ohh come on I get head back and horde the power weapons.

    Spartan 1: Umm Uhh ... I Like Men!

    Spartan 2-6: Ahhhh WHAT The FFFUuuu...

    Boooooooooom!!

  • oh wow they call plasma nades spiders lololol

    i miss this game

  • GANG BANG !!!!!!

  • do i hear a creeper wrong game idiot ohh... '''BOOM!'''

  • FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCC­CCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • what the fu**  )BOOM(

  • they said "oh hey guys" "omg we better get out of here"

    "huh wh---" KABOOM.

  • That said holy shit it's a sticky grenade let me see!!

  • guy 1 "guys uptop im gonna need some help!" guy 2-6 "coming!" 4 seconds later guy 2-6 "YOU FREAKIN FAGGOT YOU GOT US ALL KILLED!!!" thats probly what it was

  • They said" hey how's it goin my home dogs....... Oooooooo what's that pretty blue....... KABOOM!!!!!!

  • 1:48 backwards leapfrog! :D

  • I came here to jump off the spire anyway

  • they said: "hey you guys wanna go play some black ops?"

  • Balls.

  • @ 1:33 ninja assassination from tejb

  • they said " hey tim, oh hey Matt, hey bob, oh sup larry, wait dude there's something on your *BOOM

  • They said Omg what the heck is the what the what the what!

  • Wow I only recognized one of the maps on here... How many map packs were there?? I only bought one but still haven't played any of those maps.

  • Hey g-oh shit!!!

  • Fuck

  • "Who farted?"

  • what the fu-BOOM!!!!!!!

  • hey guys what's crap not again

  • ITS A TRAP!!!

  • "First"

  • oh hai guyyyzzzz, OH SHIT FUCK!

  • #6 was just awesome

  • noob 1:"wtf just happened?"

    noob 2:"wtf did u think just happened!"

    noob 3:"alright who just got stick cuz obviousely that explosion tat killed us was a plasma!"

    noob 4:"i...think...it was me!"

    noob 5:"u fuckin noob! y didnt u move!"

    elite player:"owned bitches!"

  • "Bad time for a group hug guys...." =D

  • I like blue berries

  • "Awe shit, sorry guys"

  • Anyone else having second thoughts about changing to red team?

  • So how bout them microsoft points?

  • Hey everyone look bod has a glowing blue tumor on his back.

  • #8=kid does not now how to celebrate

  • stucked guy: what the hell

    blue guy: OH GAWD

    another blue guy: wait are you stuck?

    random blue guy: GET THE HELL OUT OF...

    german blue guy: auf wiedersein

  • Thumbs up cause I just took a massive sump

  • Lol fail. Kid can't spell grenade.

  • Question: Ok, so right when harry and voldemort meet-

  • Observations: Lucky wins Maintain a 5 meter distance Establish perimeter security Gernades are area effect Lazers and large amounts of JP4 are a bad combination Ripping out an enemies spine is final Booby traps work Patience young, Jedi Jumping into exploding aircraft is a bad idea Kill-trocity, Kill-tanstic, kill-tactular are awesome turns of phrase
  • Blue 1: Did u bring the stuff

    Blue 2: Yep

    Blue 3,4: WOOH PARTY

    

    Stucked Blue: Hey guys..........(BOOM)

  • (guy 1) ok 2 of you go get a warthog and cover me when i get the corethen another one of you wait by the pelican and someone grab the banshee

    (guy 2) why do you get to get the core

    (guy 3) yeah!

    (guy 4) i got a idea lets race to the top of the spire and the person you wins get the core

    (guy 5) that sounds good

    (guy 1) ok

    (ALL) first!

    BOOM!!!!!!!

    (ALL) S**T!

  • What a small world, wtf!!!!!!

  • GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!

  • Wait let me masturbate one more time b4 I di