Picking Up Girls Should Be Left To Professionals

[viktors612]

haha made this video about 8 years ago and we're still together. crazy to see it has 500k views. gotta wonder about the suggested videos on that side tho haha

[MHoefkes]

@viktors612 Where do you think we've been getting all the hits from?

[viktors612]

@MHoefkes i hear you're huge in eastern bulgaria

[movieapple]

Very nice!

[Tardonis]

humber!!! i was watching a video about guns and got here. cool my old school lol

[cucicuci18]

Viktor Spanovic sounds like a Yugoslav name i if he is POZDRAV brate

[flightoftheicarus]

I know that feel bro...

[4200224]

UGLY FACE 

[4everUn4given]

nice.

[Kitsune81]

Depicted in this movie: 99% of all guys

[CristianoBro7]

LMFAO

[diegonikki]

diagnostics: your a total nerd

[kdani88]

epic narration :D GJ

[cohort18]

fugly

[xxstealyourface]

Nice. I felt a good Kevin Smith narrative in there.

[AngeloNiklis]

Haha! Took me minute and a half to recognize where this was recorded. That's a REALLY nice cafeteria!

[clamsmitty]

garth danicich is a faery, lolz

[Jaculum]

This is like the video version of a RAGE comic.

[justineeemegan1]

DUMBEST SHIT EVER



[whiiteXgurl420]

He's way too hot for her. Just sayin.

[nonaligned]

"Her?" - Michael Bluth

[SelfTaughtGymnast]

press 5 over and over and over again

[meleeking6]

@SelfTaughtGymnast LOL

[disfiguration]

yeah.. those are not blue eyes.

[a3roflow90]

just press 5, works every time :3

[azadder]

Was the butt to cock scene actually a butt to butt scene?

[MHoefkes]

@azadder Nope. They weren't faking it.

[scrumpydoo23]

This is brilliant, really funny and so true to life, great job!

[laser4life1]

nice video

[TheRoninxxi]

Oh man, been there before

[FredrickVonShwinkel]

OH MY GOSH what happened!?? I can't handle this. That was so good.

[TheSUBGAMER]

punch her in the head,it works every time

[MrVizionary2012]

Blue eyes?....

[MHoefkes]

@MrVizionary2012 Hah! It's been five years since I made this and I never noticed.

Good find.

[MrVizionary2012]

@MHoefkes lol it's all good man it was a brilliant video

[Papa91echo]

2:31 omg

[SSOzzy]

That was the fastest 5 minutes I've ever watched on youtube. Good job. The pacing is great

[TaylorAnimator]

He should have ask " who lies more, guy or girl"? Lol!

[icyprinc3]

lol thats just like me when i saw a hot girl that i cant even get close to >_<

[Charger5302]

LOL that was syke!!!

[83luyumsexdegucluyum]

faking . . ..

[hhhhhhhhhh1421]

i wud love 2 play poker with that guy 

[kenstheman01]

she was hot, and that was awesome

[SullyMediaProduction]

lol siiicccckkkk, is this about me?

[leonidasx666]

LOL - I didn't knew there was a movie about me. :D

[stratocaster1986able]

Caution to the wind, LOL

[xxxxxArtistxxxxx]

LOL

[AStrongerMan]

HAHAHAHA good stuff man!!!!!

[thearnavpai]

yuck

[xxwantedxx]

she has a pig nose

[capitaodapavuna]

LOL

[jongourdet]

lol too funny. very wonder years like

[jmwintenn]

that was pretty awesome

[eratosphenes]

Who's voice is that? I recognise it from somewhere..

[AdamINAmsterdam]

Reminded me of The Wonder Years. THumbs up for sure :)

[SukairaaxChan]

what the hell did i just watch

and why

[HarriHaffi]

So when is the next one coming?

MVHH

[Prinzmetal49]

and as always, no continuation....boring....you should vave said Hi. If she said Hi too then finish the movie, if she ignored or looked bad at you, then understand she is not cool and walk away proud that you did what you intended to do, end of movie. Actually I act the same very often, so I a guess I was adressing myself :)

[azkeyz]

His first mistake is she's american.

[HowToDo92]

haha tht was nice

[Curiosityice]

Lol, this was creative. totally a plus one.

[paintballmaster6]

shes so ugle

[Curiosityice]

@paintballmaster6 you can't spell.

[FredrickVonShwinkel]

@paintballmaster6 What?! No she's not.

[badsouldier]

"...It's bad to be a quitter, but it's easier too." lol

[kwamedinho11]

I'm British and I found this hilarious good job. I'm gonna make my own one just to get a grope :) I know perv lol

[nakedchipmunks]

@kwamedinho11 nobody gives a shit if your british

[deirhese66]

Hilarious!

[Catilac65]

he cind of sounds like marty mcfly at the end

[Ihatemyusernamemore]

she's not even hot

[DoucheFagX]

u r 2 kool 4 skool!!!!!!!

[MrShyshki]

hhaaahhaaa looool!!!

[lcruz037]

That's so true. Nicely done man with humor! I'm lovin it......

[jonakaas2]

I enjoyed that

[Dml4mm3r]

hahaha! so hard! but so funny

[Tavi13]

LOL so true. used to be exactly like that. like exactly.

[predpis92]

original video, one of the best that i ve ever seen on youtube

[chevysal70]

Shmexy!!! ;-)

[690169]

That was good

[maxstallionthefirst]

that was funny

[OutsideTheBox28]

It's really great to see people making films where they are not made to look like sexual objects.

[TheBuckna]

very funny...good job man

[upgradereality]

Lol, nice one!

It's funny but so many guys actually think like this!

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[zakster2222]

I got a few tips for you guys, Like it said, suck it up. Don't be nervous. Walk up to her when she's not busy (If she's about to leave, it's not a loss, just catch her before she's gone.) and talk to her. MAKE SURE she's not already dating some one, but don't just ask "So, are you taken?" Ask her when she's free to "hang out." What ever the time, take her somewhere, NOT your house or hers, unless she offers to take you there or wants to go to your house.

[Marinematt33]

@zakster2222 Yeah i agree all you have to do is go up to them, the best time being when she's busy with something other than gossiping, and MAKE SURE she's NOT around her friends, because they can be critical. Once you are near them introduce yourself and be nice. Try to find things in common with her. And even if you only find one thing, like say... you both like to play baseball or softball in her case, don't always talk about that. And if its a hot bitch, NEVER BE MEAN TO HER.

[zakster2222]

@Marinematt33 Haha! I can agree with that last part. For more then one reason though. Usually, the hot ones are "bitches" now I don't like using that term, but some are just that bad. Also, they're hot as hell! Don't want to let a girl like that go.

[pilotoatomico]

fucking high school....

[specialneedsali]

HAHA!! im 25 and still this lame..........Im the quitter always looking for the easy option

[jfunf]

@specialneedsali take pick up couching mate. you wont regret it. This skill deserves to be earned.

[xrowdyroddypiperx]

Haha caution to the wind

[ace24680]

lol know whats so bad im the same dang way :)

[CPenha]

hahahaha "Only likes men who plays sports...who drives sports cars...and swims in money witg Scrudge Mc.Duck" lmao!

[420tburke420]

ahahahha



[420BurnaBlunt]

towards the end is hilarious, and the part with the grades and the guy signaling "smokin weed" HAHAHA

[gofast91]

lol not bad dude...

[corporateCoffee]

wow welcome back to high school.

man those were shitty days

[ostrovjen]

HAHAHA i love this! it's so cute :)

[napper2009]

Here we go lads..

"Excuse me, do you like chicken?"

"Erm..yes"

"Well taste this fu*ker, its foul "

No seriously, don't say this.

[Iceberqe]

haha this was hillarious!

[FreeFOREXautoROBOT]

Great,but I have great results with free forex robot

[ESOTERICALADEPT]

Wow, this is like when I was in elementary school and all the cute girls was Goddesses, how pathetic was that. The key was to treat them ALL like my sister, and to my shocking discovery, they actually responded, thus the end of my virginity at 11!!

[usfootman]

Maaaan, that was cool! i thought it happens only to me...

[BigGeoff666]

awesome!!

[lukeshytalker02]

haha really good dude

[LatinLetterman]

This is great!. brings back memories from high school :(

[htjknjnhrj]

Yes I like that movie.

[rightfredsdead]

dont quit making film. its good.

[tury47]

This Is Funny Shit!!

[talon115]

Just be a douche bag and you are golden!

[xdyingfetusx69]

@talon115 haha kya its sad but true

[coptersoisoi]

girls poop and fart just like us. Just clean yourself up, don't be embarrassed to use manliner and just walk right up to her and let one rip. But before you do, apply a small dab of pheromone and testosterone cologne to the ream of your anus. She'll be offended at first but you will be fighting her off afterwards. I have to go make poopy now.

[susp1]

@coptersoisoi Sickest, grossest most disgusting thing I've ever heard! What's wrong with you??? BTW, where can I buy some testosterone cologne?

[hamzamans]

0:29 " o'shit she just looked at me , quiq" looooooooooooooooool

[TenaciousOsnos]

haha this is hilarious 

[Eugene875]

ебать где вы таких телак стремных находите? америкашки какашки ебите талстушек

[Gilbert4144]

feel the same so many time already.....Ha Ha, but I know I can do something better ;)

[adamthemango09]

hahaha hilarious, i feel the same way sometimes

[alexzracer2008]

This is great!

[arnotaikuda]

ahahahaha

[hemdy247]

what a wuss



[imaboxer101]

This should of been the tittle of the video Picking Up Girls Should Be Left To Italians lol

[lastdon85]

that is awesome

[eple47]

this was great! :D

[OldSmog]

caution to the wind!!!!! Damm near pissed myself. Good stuff.

[ytsephill]

Hope you tapped that.

[ryker666]

lol, "bright blue eyes", the eyes were like green. :P

[MultiShifties]

lean more, LEAN MORE! no! I MEAN LESS! LOL! Great edit job and filming by the way. Is that what you studied in college?

[tantucing]

very good...well done..

[tantucing]

very good...welldone..

[Rotciv1219]

Throw caution to the wind at 3:11, brilliant.

[karbine409]

and this is what goes through a guys mind when he is in a position just like this one.. well.. my mind atleast..

[MatthewAndreWatt]

this is great



[fevihl]

so good.

nice man, keep going.

[ZoMbIxOxO]

Oh shit this is just like me.... No one seems to understand.

[JacquelynxLove]

"look away, look away, look away.. GLANCE"

That was so cute, haha. (:

[SonorenceAl100]

nice!!!

[Orionetsirius]

Blame the mothers for not raising their male kids like they should have

[boomstick5]

@Orionetsirius You mean the fathers.

[elevatortimes]

Ya, this might help me get a gf

[alexp94]

@elevatortimes omg hanny

[lowsten]

That was funny. I can't count how many times I've done that same thing.

[xBiZarre4]

Nice job, really funny!

[poochpoints]

Ask her if she wants to go home and finger paint.

[DEBONAIRMAN]

"Aww shit!! She just looked at me! Quick! Look away..look away..look away..glance..look away...aww crap. She saw me!" LMAO!! This is hilarious.

[reporter]

hahaha i bet that fool pop a boner her

[xXxXkingxXxX]

lmfao 15 inch cock ..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS TOO FUNNY , I NEED MORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[foxunit101]

nice i liked it great vid and true

[redline601]

So funny and true!

[skyerror]

awesomeness



[virsunen2]

LOL! this is great!!

[Hauler24]

Should I be myself.... ahh properly not. Hilarious.

[Lectuz]

lol. awsome :D so funny. And so true

[Softologist]

она же страшная

[SufferingBastard666]

HAHA this shits hilarious

[IQ136]

Very well done!!! I wish we could see sequels.

[siliconsurf]

that white guy looks like a serial killer..

[maajod1]

no it"s not great it"s pooooooooooooooooring

[ReallySexyFunnyGuy]

lol and a half

[GoofyBK]

l0l too funny lol dat lwaning waz funny too dude

[StuartHaitchXbox]

this was awesome.

[Punchatori]

Like the Fonz but smarter. lol

[bleechedbones]

what happened in the end???

[MrZedax]

Epix :)

[02Christian90]

hahaha i like it you got skills

[strobel2730]

Funny video ;DD and Nice

[Mathman1ac]

lol 15"" cock...... roflmao

[Hydra773]

bitch is fuckin gross

[vdeogameryr]

man i really enjoyed that. please keep making films.

[texmexeste]

@vdeogameryr i agree keep making videos. verey funny and new

[supated2]

The protagonist was a bit self defeating and not the sort of character that I would personally feel too much empathy for, but the narration around 1:30 was excellent. Screw drug addicts, etc. Very gonzo.

[jakub2986]

masterbation would help you releave ur nervous system... like, clean out the pipes before you go for it..!!!its a relieve... or snort some oxy contin and then u wouldn't give a fuck how u aproach a girl. the drug will do everything for you

[narutochaos3]

LOL funny video, nice narration

[T1meW4st3d]

Lean more next time.

[314jrock]

That women is ugly.

[ryanB700]

hilarious man. lol

[alantecontra]

awesome!!!! 5 stars