The Chaser's War on Everything - Paris Hilton

[xSilencedFx]

Awesome show, Greetings from Poland.

[QFizzle1992]

Paris hilton scares the shit out of me anyway...

[gcmc2]

I admit feeling sympathy for this girl. Nose job & all she's still pretty odd looking & she thinks she's a beauty queen. I don't find her attractive most I know agree. As for whether U'd sleep with her,geeez.. think of the practical side alone.  There's the string of sex partners U KNOW she's had so how many have there really been ? If 12% of the population has herpes ( more among these types & Hollywooders they say ), what chance she has ? ( as is already rumoured ) yuk - no thanks.

[anto1191]

@gcmc2 She is the ultimate princess skank.

[gcmc2]

@anto1191 Yes, I looked it up now remember. She hired a storage unit to stash a bunch of stuff & either forgot about it or couldn't be bothered. The place did what they all do - auctioned the contents of units with unpaid rent. A guy bought her stuff & found whose it was through a lot of paperwork. It included doctors reports & prescriptions for herpes. They say that guy ( called benny i think ) dumped her because she didn't even tell him she had herpes before sex ! Horrible filthy creature.

[ihazdaforks]

23 people are paris hilton fans

[Kevinduddo]

@ihazdaforks  make that 25

[TheOnlineMediaWatch]

Losers...

[sciencealwayswins]

Snooki is the new Paris Hilton.

[SeansShowStudios]

"Another thrilling installment in The Chaser's War on Receptionists and Security Guards" (Andrew Hanson on the DVD commentary)

[koyrmum]

The only good thing Paris is good at is making sex tapes.

[isbilensinbil]

@koyrmum she's pretty bad at that too, my friend.

[cheekypants321]

@isbilensinbil agreed, her sex tape was crap. she looked like a radioactive bush baby what with the night vision and everything..

[dragana21]

"id you wont play it in your lobby why should we listen to it?" HAHAHA

[fotizome]

lil hippie Julian Marrow is, hes def one of those inbetween dorks in highschool that got away without being bashed

Paris is a hooker but Marrow is a Pimp

[MissDotti123]

So funny!

[MsEllephant]

clearly defective alright

[GeorgeZeaiter]

You know, I THINK

that anyone who brings to call the aussie vs american argument on this video is simply confrontational, i mean cant we all just be friends and have a laugh at paris hilton?

[rob7229]

@GeorgeZeaiter

Yes, agreed.... sick of that one in recent times!!

Also, when people are looking at other Chasers vids... it's called the chasers war on EVERYTHING, they really do not discriminate so take it easy if you get dissed seriously, or, don't watch! Otherwise, enjoy!!!

[iop223]

defective goods ^^

[mrgravedancer666]

Paris Hilton is the most untalented person on earth

[litlemadguitarist]

you heard that on a radio station hey wanted to show that it only sounded like she was singing cos she was autotuned?

They experimented by showing what it would sound like if someone sang randomly and then had it autotuned

[lunafringe10]

no wonder the planet is overheating with such balooney

[makeyouzing]

ahaha so good!

[sgtmact]

These pair a sooo funny

[Aniihya]

that was awesome "gotta return some defective goods" lol XD

[MaTiLdAisAustralian]

lol, why do we aussies even respond to these cynical foreigners?

We're Aussie! We're not meant to give a shit what others thinks!

[xoxoNewRomanticxoxo]

bullshit national egotism

[sikfreak6969]

@MaTiLdAisAustralian we are not meant to give a shit...period LOL

[MaTiLdAisAustralian]

@sikfreak6969 agree.. totally!

[WarRangerV]

@MaTiLdAisAustralian fuck yeah! chuck us another VB mate.

[Raylet2]

@MaTiLdAisAustralian Calm down, Souding like a american patriot. An you kno what people think of americans. Dont make aus look that way.

[Darusdei]

@Raylet2 no worries, you will have to try very hard to compete with the u.s. :D

[zedrein18]

@MaTiLdAisAustralian Sounds real responsible, bub.

[sushanalone]

@zedrein18 populist but stupid. ;P

[bigfatchump]

@MaTiLdAisAustralian mate...every race has people who doesn't give a shit what others think....you my friend..is special...cause u need me to slap u in the fucking forehead...you're worse than cynical...you're a fucking hypocrite...ya fuckin prick

Oi oi oi im a fucking unwanted pommie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!sent away from the land of englishmen

[MaTiLdAisAustralian]

@bigfatchump lol, settle down. my comment was a burst of annoyance and frustration towards those who were slagging Australia off. It was a zealous comment, but I didn't say that foreigners were cynical - I was just suggesting that we take less consideration to those who are cynical. Seeing as you want to inflict me with violence, I don't think I should even respond to your threatening comment. However, I will end this response to one thing. I'm not of English descent.

[CreepyNoid]

@MaTiLdAisAustralian hah awesome comment :)

[MaTiLdAisAustralian]

@CreepyNoid thanx ;-)

[thyimage04]

anyone else think that uninspired guy sounds like a cunt?

[uninspired123]

umad?

[beachie670]

Oh well, I know this is an old clip, but we can still wish....lol. She's an annoying whore.

[jcfast15]

this is sooooooooooo funnyyyy

[werner111]

haha, best show ever.

[christinasmiless]

I miss this show.

[StewieGriffin44]

It's started on the comedy channel now on Foxtel. I think it's just the re-runs, though.

[imbestigador]

ROTFLMAO

"That song is absolutely dreadful and You know who's to blame for this,The Hilton Hotel Chain,I mean,They created this MONSTER [Paris Hilton] so I reckon,They should be the one who suffer the consequences."

 'We just want to return it,It's Clearly Defective..."

LOOOOOOL!!!!

[Orbit915]

To my fellow Americans out there who continually say stupid shit, please keep your mouths shut or pick up book and learn something, i dont want to be embarrassed by your stupidity anymore.

- signed an anonymous "yank"

[Saabatron]

@Orbit915

For some reason... that reminded me of a NoFX song off "They've Actually Gotten Worse Live" album called "Franco Un-American"... a part from it anyway... "We all know george bush is an imbecile, he loves dick but he hates homosexuals. I'm sick and tired, of the embarassment, the whole world wants us to kill our fuckin _______" .... thank god I'm Canadian :)

[uninspired123]

@Orbit915 STFU YOU TRAITOR FAGGOT, I OUGHTA SHANK YOU

[Orbit915]

@uninspired123

you prove my point nicely

[uninspired123]

STFU FAGGOT BENEDICT ARNOLD QUEER

[ziggypav]

lol

[StewieGriffin44]

You're mentally retarded.

[uninspired123]

say that to my face fucker, not online, see what happens

[StewieGriffin44]

Yeah, let me stalk you.

[BmCNinJa]

hahahahha cunt

[teamkiller99]

I stayed at that hotel a few weeks ago....you know for a 5 star hotel and what you pay per night...it's not worth it.

[92benno92]

.. Chaser .. that's hot.

Haha.

[Random3hero]

God she is really horible i seriously hope paris dies in a some kind of horible crash

im with you chasers she is just plainly bad!

[misho457ify]

go CHASERS!

[Slawtuur]

They should have arrested your dumb ass for disorderly, lets see you crack jokes on big buba in the bullpen you scrawny faggot.

[ThatsNotPoetry]

Of course. American. Thanks for being an embarrassment. Kindly go engulf yourself in another culture.

[BmCNinJa]

It is a free Country

[mrtiger70]

What a pile of shit

[Dfourdaz81]

fuck you cock its brill....

[mrtiger70]

Cheers for telling everyone you love cock..........What a cunt.

[laqchlan]

mr0bunch annoying people is what chaser do best and what makes them funny

[iContinue]

"If she, too (Paris Hilton), agrees to die." That was hilarious. I found it funny that he actually went to the Hilton Hotel itself to complain about the product. LOL.

[klopdeflop]

yeah this song is crap

[kappaman431]

ha! he's like sir turn that off, he replies with peace of hate, block out the sound! lol

[Williamsclecpnumber6]

to be honest, i would still destroy her in the bedroom. ;)

[popecorkyxxiv]

And get half the diseases known to man in the process.

[Williamsclecpnumber6]

it would be worth it

[popecorkyxxiv]

How would it be worth it? Paris looks like a troll, her face is so lop sided she looks like she had a stroke, she has a voice that could peel paint and the mental capacity of a bowl of fruit. Unless your having sex with her money what exactly is there to want?

[orgillmathew]

i Know anybody that thinks shes great wont get respect from anybody

[TomDarkwulf]

Exactly. I don't see how ANYBODY can find her attractive.

[Apomonomenos]

With 50 pounds of plastic and 20 pounds of silicon, maybe?

[BmCNinJa]

You say that, but you you you'll bone here if she's sitting you your bed. well if you a dude.

[scarecrow814023]

@BmCNinJa AGREED :D

[robertwc82]

@BmCNinJa you'd probably bone the ugly old queen of england too

[BmCNinJa]

@robertwc82 30 years ago yea why not, but I'm not disparate. 

[robertwc82]

@BmCNinJa maybe not desperate, but you have extremely low standards if you'd bone a stupid ugly crack hore like Parris Hilton.

i mean i admit, im desperate, and my standards are low.....but i still have some stadards and Paris Hilton still falls short of my low standards

[BmCNinJa]

@robertwc82 I don't believe you...? Are you really going to told her off if you find her sitting on your bed naked...? I mean I don't like her as much as anybody she's pretty stupid and all, but common she's has a good body. You don't have to like the girl to fuck her. Like they say Hit it and quit it. Also I don't think my standard is low I'm a guy I have a dick and she got a pussy what else is there.

[robertwc82]

@BmCNinJa yeah, honestly, id tell her to put her clothes on and get the fuck out. she is just not attractive.

by the wy, you realize your mother, sister, grandmother and aunt all have vaginas, i suppose you'd fuck them too? lol

[BmCNinJa]

@robertwc82 there's seriously something wrong with you. why would I do something like to my family...? You got one sick mind to imagining that. you need to get your head check bro just a lil advice. Seriously though you need help.

[robertwc82]

@BmCNinJa i dont need help, your the one who thinks all vaginas are the same, i on the other actually think who it belongs to is very important.

your the one who doesnt care. and i quote "she got a pussy what else is there."

well so does your mamma. so what else is there?

[BmCNinJa]

@robertwc82Oh now your trying to twist everything you do have a sick mind. I'm saying it about her not other people. She's the type of girl that can't be respected If its her I can say anything I want. It doesn't mean I think about that in every girl I see. If your really a guy then you wouldn't tell off, I'd even bet money for it. So keep denying it its not like its fooling anyone.

[robertwc82]

@BmCNinJa im not twisting your words, i copy pasted them. you said "what else is there?"

and my answer to that is, it matters who the pussy is attached to, very much so.

your the sick one if you dont care who it belongs too

but seriously, i have no reason to lie, i just do not desire in the sllightest bit to fuck Paris Hilton, she may not be the ugliest girl in the world but i dont find her attractive, even if she did have a good personality.

[robertwc82]

@BmCNinJa but the fact that she a shallow conceited moron who i find repulsive just makes her more unattractive

[wue2117]

she's just an ironing board with a face.

[trumpetlegs]

You do her an injustice. I'd say at least two thirds of the diseases known to man. And some only known to goats.

[rvrocks134]

so your definitly a fan right

[wind1357]

why

[li3456683w97349857]

"Music lovers have promised that paris hiltons new album will also go to number 1 if she too agrees to die" LOL

Paris hilton is a skrag who should not be famous

[robertwc82]

@li3456683w97349857 Parris who? the name sounds vaguely familiar

[MisplacedSamurai]

lol Paris Hilton sucks ass

[UKtruckin]

hahahaha i work there!

[basicoptimalmouse]

you should suffer lol

[sjthomas06]

It's clearly defective...

Haha!

[esotericgal]

It's so funny! It's ironic that the Chaser's actually BOUGHT her CD to do this stunt. hahaha!! Not just download it somewhere so it'll cost them less. Who knows, they may have got the CD at bargain basement price. Great stunt!

[raiichii]

haha, love them.

[JebusGeist]

That is the first time I have heard even a clip of one of her songs.

I hope it is the last time.

[enikol11]

security guards have a shit job

they don't get a laugh because their scared that everybody according to them r terrorists or burglars!!

this is funny do more pranks on security

try one on bouncers at nightclubs!

[gav240z]

I love it how all these security people never have a laugh or a sense of humor. The world is fucked because people like that take their job so seriously lol.

[moncheej1974]

The biggest disappointment about this is that they actually had to buy the album!

[Ultraussie]

I hope Paris Hilton dies soon...

"Its Cleary Defective".

[yugiohtrader909]

lol this is so funny

[elliebeth333]

lmao

[drumsalive]

hah i love it..

[scubdido]

1:10 HAHAHA SO TRUE !!! "if you want even play it in your lobby, why should we have to listen to it" HAHAHA

[skarules111]

haha back in the days you had to do something great to become famous..you know whos to blame, womens gossip mags and big brother ¬.¬

[retnuhb]

You speak of wise words my friend

[declanpjbourne]

no not even big brother, just womens gossip mags

[eloise130]

lol..it's true though..

[GRIDKEEPER]

Ha Ha!

[AlienFirefox]

shes not only a filthy slut shes also get a IQ lower then my 6 year old nephew's

[nzwarrior89]

you shouldn't even be comparing her to ur 6 yr old nephews

[AlienFirefox]

yeh inteligence wise im comparing them

and my nephew is a fuckin genius compared to her

[btron1234]

well hopfully because iq test take your age into account

[dvinskclanfan1]

age has nothing to do with iq unless your under 5-6, my parents got my iq at 8 lol

[AlienFirefox]

maybe

[AlienFirefox]

but i doubt it

my nefue is smarter then paris hilton

[Kamikazeesouled]

you meant "me"?

[AlienFirefox]

no if i meant u i woulda said so

[Conkinator451]

hahaha

[turk4lyfesoa]

she is famous for being a slut lol, like pamela anderson. they should neck themselves

[wozz9192]

hehehe yeah I rekn.

I'd still tap her tho :o

shit im lame

[Kaffyboy]

You would?! I wouldn't wish her on my worst enemy's cock! She is filthy.

[Kaffyboy]

I think she's a horrible, disgusting thing. To each his own I guess, but this moron is garbage and does NOT deserve any of the attention heaped on her. If my daughter looked up to Hilton, I would disown her!

[NeAnOmPa]

yea true but most of the girls nowadays look up to anerexic supermodels and anorexic singers thats what most of the problems of teenage girls start with

[Kaffyboy]

That is exactly right. It is a nasty trend and one that should be stamped out.

[Bloodsoverthecrips]

disown your own daughter!!? =O

i thought mothers wer supposed to love their children nomatter what...

[declanpjbourne]

hahaha lol

[that55guy]

yes (to dukie1210) and after u fuck plz tell my how many thousands of STDs u contract

[holdencommodorevs]

lol 'if you wont play it in your lobby why should we have to listen to it' XD

[Stewo998]

i hope she dies or gets looked up forever

[itsageoffrushthing]

Famous for being famous.

[hellspawndarkangel]

fuck paris hilton she sucks shit all shes famous for is being a rich mother fucker and being the dumbest bitch the media can find

[Kaotiic]

she is famous for being a slut lol, like pamela anderson. they should neck themselves

[CarNNNN]

Pamela is famous for being on a multi million dollar hit TV series and moving over to movies only to resurect her career with a Sex tape :)

[Mitchy01Moto]

fuckin hell, u'd get an std just standing near paris hilton. she is a terrible singer. wonder whats gonna come of the hilton chain? a porn ring most likely

[miketyson1234]

the odd thing is paris hilton is famous for nothing...

[princessofportk]

Dude. Two words: Big Brother. Everybody on that show becomes a Z-list celebrity for sitting around bitching for a few months.

[Thatpimpguy]

nobody likes Big Brother

[LickMyLovePumpp]

i do .. it makes me rofl so bad XD

[cro508]

that would be a waste of time.

[anna0conda]

I hate Paris Hilton, chaser ftw

[NeoNLiiQuiD]

"music lovers have promised that paris hiltons new album will also go to number one if she two agrees 2 die" haha fuck these guys are funny

[jtking2504]

If you won't play it in your lobby, why should we have to listen to it? Gold.

[2MarDunJac2]

LoL. She cannot even sing, did she wake up and say " Daddy I want to be a singer"!

[Ruffgo]

Get over it. Paris has been the most cheeriest and entertaining female on this planet in the last 5 years. I'm sick of wars, terrorism, droughts and hearing how this planet is going to shit. Paris gives us a break and something else to talk about that isn't negative, therefore she is doing a great job.

[ouivuwah]

She is a complete idiot who sponges off her old man and people who are even dumber than she is.

She's also not good-looking, either.

[mahaliqbal]

I disagree, she's quite attractive.

The album wasn't great, but it wasn't totally bad. A few of the songs were OK.

Her movies do absolutely suck, though. She needs to get a better agaent who will select good scripts for her. She also needs to work on her acting skills.

[KeepOnBlazin420]

your a fuckin twat. She is a slut.

[zippy1006]

sorry to rain on your parade, person, but people have feelings too. asshole. :)

[shademurtagh]

Stop obsession with celebrity's it's creepy.

[ImTheHulk66]

She is a WHORE the only reason she is a celebrity is because she has alot of money and gets pumped by men for attention. There is no skill or any reason for idolisation in that and it makes me sick that somoene like that can be constantly spot lighted by the media.

[WhiteRoseBlackRose]

wtf...

[evilreaper90]

lol

[Debachi]

No one really wants her around here in the States! You Aussies want her? She increatably cheap and easy to use. Just keep her away from flames and recording studios!

[DuskyMidnight]

Nah, you can keep her. Or maybe send her to Antarctica.... She can keep herself amused with all the little 'men in tuxedos'. :P

[Debachi]

Damn, no one wants her!  If the "men" in the tuxes won't accept the "gift" how the hell are we to be rid of her?

[blitzer1110]

hahah awesome us americans hate paris hilton more, trust me

[antzo8]

i think I read somewhere that paris hilton has ADD and i thought 'makes sense'.

haha Chaser is awesome.

I wish they did a stunt though where they actually 'got' Paris. That would be epic. but this is still funny though =)