Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!

[yodaisabadass]

And yet another reason to be a vegetarian

[seceta]

Damn nature, you scary

[abc123mattgalley]

HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO SQUAT IF THEY HAVE NO LEGS?!

[themanclaw2]

I was staying at my vegetarian friend's house for 3 weeks. Once I left, this is what I said.

[Anoneymoos2012]

What's disgusting is that Urukhai , Orc and Goblin are way to closely related to eat each other, it's like those sick fucks in Africa who eat monkeys LOL

[dgui123451]

if you want to see a moning orc then press 9 rapidly

[CreeperRepublic]

GO ON! BITE HIS FUCKING BELLEND OFF! I LOVE IT WHEN U DO THET

[DestroyAllKrews2]

Orcs eat a goblin

[twooffour]

Lol, creepy orcs talking in a British accent :D

[AJones2K10]

despite the Uruk-Hai being brutal and merciless, they're incredibly loyal to Saruman :)

[Destroyre101]

Press 9 repeatedly :D

[SuperDethclock]

this makes uruk-hai look relatively ordered and civilized......until the feeding frenzy :P

[RenaRoo123]

i love how he rolls his shoulders when he says" why ant we have some meats?"

[athomicritics]

i love that pettry much every time you see goblins they fight the orcs or the uruks for idiotic reasons

[jduttskywalker]

i like how the Urakhai are make the orcs look like pussies. Its like the difference between street punks and marines.

[lukeyboymufc1990]

@jduttskywalker there more like dogs and wolfs

[jduttskywalker]

@lukeyboymufc1990 haha. you got that from Predators dude.

[jduttskywalker]

@lukeyboymufc1990 and i still say street punks and marines. Wolves may be bigger and stronger but dogs are disciplined. The Urukhai are more disciplined than the orcs just like marines

[Trollvika]

This is one of my favourite scenes in lord of the rings the two towers.

[DanezWorld]

What a lot of people don't realize is that the Uruk-hai actually saved the hobbit twins.

They protected them with the wrong intentions but still....they died hero's.

[JCMELKOR]

@DanezWorld "hobbit twins"

WHY?

[welshpatriotpenguin]

MANFLESH



[Novirusfound1]

I'm starving. We ain't 'ad nothin' but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days!

Yeah! Why can't we have some meat? What about them? They're freshshsh!

They are not for eating!

What about their legs? They don't need those. Ooh! They look tasty!

Get back Scum!

Just a mouth-full!

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!

[sh7de]

LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

HURRRRRR

[jhoch5]

they are for eating, looks like maggots back on the menu boys

[OGallen]

goblins are pussies uruk hai rules all the way

[6x16x88x]

"just a mouth full.... a bit of the flank" wonder why he didn't say the flank part?

[NicholasPascoal]

7 people have had nothing to eat but maggoty bread for 3 stinking days

[louissimmonds]

0:08 BAHHHHHHHHHHH

[MrDJRANDOMZ]

A Uruk-Hai's menu.

Uruk-Hai:Hmmm, can i have the hobbit legs with some hmmmm salted pork.

Uruk-Hai waiter:Yes sir, would that be northern shire or southern shire.

[embustero71]

They should have gone to The Olive Garden.

[MegaSpock78]

ay ya yai, what i would give for some meat

[reggielovescheese]

Um... That guy went through a hard time. :)

[cmurp10]

Press 9 for Uruk Hai orgasm :-)

[yourmumsafknbabe]

for 7 peoples mums, meat was back on the menu... MY MEAT!!!!

[LlamaDemonia]

I'm gonna post this on every facebook bbq event from now on! :D

[dopedpanda]

They're Cannibals 0_0

[cliffhanger11414]

@dopedpanda Uruk-hai aren't wretched orc scum.

[THoss777]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA press 5 repeatedly

[THoss777]

NEEEEAAAAHHHH Why can't we have some meatss?

[ItsAwkwardButiLikeit]

putrid pile.

[Petah1232]

@jamical123 lol top comment much?

[thunderstudent]

Apparently Orcs and Uruk-Hai are canibilistic. Good to know.

[jamical123]

Please donate £3 a month to help feed starving Uruk-hai. Just one orc can feed an entire warband, with your help we can spawn enough orcs to ensure no Uruk will ever go hungry again.

Please do something worthwhile today and donate.

[virusmakers]

@jamical123 do you accepted dutch franks?

[jamical123]

@virusmakers When you sign up you allocate an account and we'll take the £3 (or equivalent value) from the bank on a date you select.

[ohgoditsjames94]

@jamical123 What about Morannon orcs? Morannon orcs are as tall and strong as Uruks, and have the same fighting capabilities as Uruks.

[jamical123]

@ohgoditsjames94 what about them? they're not starving.

[stevej71393]

@jamical123 So UNICEF is feeding Uruk-hai. Why am I not surprised?

[forthmyeorlingas]

@jamical123 ur incredible

[0IIIIII]

cool

[GreatAtticus]

look likes the orcs got head

[emilyanne524]

I feel like this is what my new year's diet will be like.

[moleymole100]

well that's pleasant

[CaptainPucky]

I like how the last frame of the video is Pippin looking like "WTF?!"

[TheShadowKnight6]

i like the part where the orc cut the other one's head off but the part where they were eating the dead body was kinda gross

[20RaVaGe10]

6 people are vegetarians

[JandiraDaSilva666]

Alice Cooper



[JandiraDaSilva666]

@JandiraDaSilva666 0:30

[TheBarbahaba]

@JandiraDaSilva666 dio is an option too

[JandiraDaSilva666]

@TheBarbahaba LOL

truee!! Oo

[TheBarbahaba]

@JandiraDaSilva666 wow

genius look a like find

i knew he was a mordor servant

[JandiraDaSilva666]

@TheBarbahaba  haha thanks

hell yeah !

[IDerMetzgermeisterI]

Uruks love HAPPY endings :D

[Vaeviktis]

Yep. Thats fucked up.

[Battlefield369]

0:06 how the fuck can you have a lisp on a word that begins with the letter 'y'.

[TheEocene]

Press 0 for a creepy orc

Press 1 for a creepy orc

Press 2 for a creepy orc

Press 3 for a creepy orc

Press 4 for a creepy orc

Press 5 for a creepy orc

Press 6 for a creepy orc

Press 7 for a creepy orc

Press 8 for a creepy orc

Press 9 for a creepy orc

[HeronOfHeaven]

@TheEocene press 8 for hobbits

[daniellisnermeicker]

Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys! is surely the best line in the whole trilogy

[DragonGirl1112]

"what about their legs, they don't need those"

[Gianni2310B]

i love how at 0:54 u see a random innard flying upward... didnt take them long haha

[SSJomegaEJ]

Orcs eat orc

[bobtheman12323]

6 people are vegetarians

[Davrainbow]

THEY AWRE NAWT FOUR EATWING lolz

[gugvg]

It's funny because even though Grishnakh wanted to take merry and pippin to the nazgul that was waiting at the bridge they would have probably been killed by the nazgul anyway since they had wrong hobbits.

[Galentw]

the royal british army of the queen

[SealDude]

YEAH!

FUCK ORCS URUK-HAI RULES

FUCK YOU ORC LOVERS (Even though Uruk-Hai wasn't in the books they're moar epic)

[MrEifla]

@SealDude

The Uruk Hai were most certainly in the books XD

[VascusGaming]

@SealDude  Uruk Hai were in the books, they were made by Sauron, Saruman just repeated the process by what he knew on how Sauron did it. Tolkien says the pop out of the ground like maggots :D

[gatch92]

yehhhh, wha cunt wee hav sum 'eet?

[AMEL101010]

Uruk-hai is won

[RaptorQueen]

you're crazy

[Voorok]

So Uruk-Hai have restaurants? With menus?

[Kneecap22]

@Voorok with meat :)

[SuperGuy344]

@Voorok They have clothing made from animal hides, so they can be furriers and they have metal swords and other equipment, so they have blacksmiths. Why can't they have cooks and sexy waiters?

[Voorok]

@SuperGuy344

It just seemed strange for an artificial race created for nothing but war no more than a few months ago.

[mahousu]

@Voorok Yeah, but trust me, you don't want to work at one of them. The Uruk-Hai are terrible tippers. I hate to stereotype, but it's true.

[Ravengaurd6]

@Voorok I'll have my Manflesh Steak with a nice Chianti!

[junxxx2]

"we been having arrows in the knee for three stinky days...." "YEAAA!!" "why cant we have sum cockmeat?" "THEY ARE NOT FOR SUXING!" "wat about there arrow with a knee..." Ohhhhh they look tasty...." "GET BACK U PEDO!" "JUST A MOUTH FULL" (SLASHES HEAD) LOOKS LIKE WHITE COCKMEAT IS BACK IN THE MENU BOYS" (interracial) (RAPES)

[Eagleye735495]

0:05 - NYEAAAAAA!

[somethinglacking1]

OrcEnders

[godzuki30000]

oh yeah i forgot to say i liked the "suages" @ the end :D

[godzuki30000]

do you know the history of the orcs my lord?...*goblin scream*

at 1.00 secs into the vid a orc talks in a STRANGE voice.

[inphasesith]

Why do they eat meat?!?

When was it taken off!?!?

WHY was it taken off?!?!?

THERE URUK-HAI!

[ymirfrostgiant]

Lurtz is a cow.

[LuciusCorneliusMacro]

Hahaha I love that the Uruk-Hai actually saved the Hobbits ^^. I mean that orc did have a point, they do not need their legs where they're going.

[Omniverse77]

i mean, "maggo-e bread" instead of "maggoty bread"

[Omniverse77]

moggo-e..

[Leongkm2]

This scene was voiced entirely by Andy Serkis. That man is damn good.

[GagarinCCCP]

LOTR = Best Trilogy Ever

[danuk500]

hahaha the guts flying at the end of this video always gets me

[MegaHorses10]

I love Lord Of The Rings the two towers. That's only my fav one out of all three of them... Plus Good Job!!

[theknightswhosayfrak]

Looks like everyday in Ethiopia.

[cjwright79]

@theknightswhosayfrak Get over it man, that famine was decades ago.

[theknightswhosayfrak]

@cjwright79 I was actually making fun of how poor Ethiopia is (Maggoty bread and no meat.) but i didn't know that there was actually cannibalism over there at one point. Thanks for the info.

[cjwright79]

@theknightswhosayfrak Oh you were making fun of how poor Ethiopia is, I see, well carry on then. That sounds totally legit.

[oberonson18]

how does some medieval orcs knows about menu? hav they ever been in a restaurant?

[m3ntr0]

how the hell david beckam crazy pass is related with this vid????

[hargadee]

These orcs have an australian accent.

[MadOldPete]

@hargadee no, they're English accents, London area.

[gillri]

@hargadee no whats is with americans mistaking english for australian!! I get it all the time on xbox live, fuck me you would have though the english accent is way more famous than the aussie one, it shold be the other way round

[naiara9321]

mmmmmm....orc bowels stuffed with maggoty bread....sounds really tasty

[NChin241]

Orcs have english accents. Sounds like liverpool

[MadOldPete]

@NChin241 London

[PhenomenalHeadShot]

That Urak Hai.. saved their lives.. wow.

[AFTERxTHExRAINx]

@PhenomenalHeadShot he does not actually save their lives, sauron needs them alive, so the uruk hai is just doing his work because he´s afraif of sauron.

[zyzor]

orcs are hungry for little boys, the uruk camp was actually a N.A.M.B.L.A. picnic and benefit.

[lamaloverr17]

they need legs

[ultrawaybig]

" looks like meats back on the menu boys" rotten meat that is, you canibals

[Tahkaullus01]

Anyone else wish it was Uruks that were fought against in Rotk rather than the cut-and-paste, barely-holding-together orcs?

[EverythingsUpload]

@Tahkaullus01 Yeah man. The Uruk-hai are badasses. All of them. Their armor's badass, so are their weapons and even their moves. Orcs have the shitty armor and are fucked up. Uruks FTW

[ZillaRocks]

Best part = Snaga's esophagus flying

[Aceofswe]

keep hitting 0 for uruk hai beat-boxing

[elbenjo90]

Orcs are funny. :)

[BigBrotherMateyka]

I swear, the comments are just as good as the video.

You guys make me so proud.

[Respectthegore365]

why is the meat gone?

[Lodatzor]

Keep hitting 3 for a cool remix sample.

[teddytunga]

Uruk saved them. Looks like there are more creatures you can trust lol jk

[lynx821]

9 for orgasm.

[HaskeerStryke]

press 1.... kindah AYYY

[theBarrakar]

ab sofort steht wieder Fleisch auf dem Speiseplan!!!!

[TOMBuster13]

mmm.....tasty.... :|

[ComicManultimate]

0:27 orks are ugly as fuck but this is too much

[naruck15]

Press 9 for AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAHH!

[naruck15]

press 4, 5, 6, and 9 for rape

[creeperblows]

@naruck15 or just press 9

[pspvampire]

gays reaction when gay marriage is legalised 0:45

[IAMARATEL]

@pspvampire That was so bad but so funny.

[Abortionshouldbefree]

@pspvampire your comment cheered me up after a terrible day, well done <3

[pspvampire]

@Abortionshouldbefree I can't take credit for that comment. It was originally posted on reddit. :P But good to hear.

[pspvampire]

@pspvampire I miss the time when this got top comment :'(

[bilbopungoloningdom]

yohuuuuu!!!!!!!!

[FallenTemplar1405]

Their are only two things I didn't like about the movies: How Lurtz replace Ugluk, and I wanted to see a epic battle between Ugluk and Eomeor.

[Hankrecords]

I saw a flying small intestine

[blah6755]

they sure are a loyal group.

[JoshScores]

Press 9 for surprise buttsex

[RadioactiveCassowary]

@JoshScores and press 6 to see the reciever

[kragoraaahh]

COCK MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

[mindaugas4762]

6 people likes bread

[TalonMercenary]

6 uruk hai prefer maggoty bread

[FuckSlyazac]

0:49 Surprise Buttsex!

[Quzmo]

Press 0:49 for an orc orgy

[naruck15]

Press nine for Uruk-hai Awwwwwww Yeah!

[Searcheur]

orcs are british 0:06

[RocksterABC123]

The orc at the beginning is my favorite!!!!!

[ElCabron889]

The Uruk-Hai are the best characters in the triolgu, especially Ugluk.

[TourettesOrc]

@ElCabron889 100% agreed

[Feanorielle]

Orcs and Uruk-hai are pretty likeable lot both in the book and the movies. :) I love the way they have their own personalities and subcultures, and even though they habitually fight with each other in the absence of an outsider enemy, they still know concepts of honor, duty and respect. Also they can be smart and innovative.

[TheDevineBeing]

Dibs on the rectum. ;)

[TheGecko136]

0:26 to 0:36 BEST acting i've ever seen

[4430hide]

did they make'm sound aussie on purpose?

[RunscapeHacks4U]

@4430hide You're American right?