I'm going to hell anyway, it's warmer and after a lifetime of the cold I think we deserve heat. xD
Oh and my last boyfriend was 6 months ago, I like dick, Oh and there was that sex tape that got 'leaked', I like dick, Oh I got laid the other week, did I mention I like dick?
Gay people bring alot of hate on themselves gay pride day for example its constant NEEDING to rub it in your face that they are gay and it gets anoying as hell and yes I have gay friends as well those friends dont feel the need to declair there sexuality every 5 seconds. Why can straight people have a day dick in pussy day or something oh wait.... because people dont need to be reminded about someones sexuality thats why.
my god you have hit the nail on the head, there is nothing worse the public affection! Its irritates me! haha here a dick there a dick everywhere a dick dick! or... Deck ;) great video
Deck Deck Deck I want more Deck...chairs x
CheekTV 1 year ago
everywhere a deck deck
Aly758 1 year ago
LOL, DECK
ImangoJango 1 year ago
ahahahahah oh I love you Kris <3
crmnbnrstr 1 year ago
before the intro i had already rofl!
Jackandwhitecheck 1 year ago
you make me laugh so much, so true!
HaiKatie 1 year ago
i like this video :3
nonostanding 1 year ago
deck deck deck deck
ELLtheBAG 1 year ago
I'm sorry, but you talk to slowly for me.
hp1peaceout3hp 1 year ago
the only reason why i watch this guy is because he has the most amazing accent
britainrocks18 1 year ago
What about the gay bar Heaven?! ;)
TheRHExperience 1 year ago
Nice! :D
kinniefire 1 year ago
Lmao, auld Mcdonald had a dick ee aye ee aye ohh ... Crackin
WiiJo8304 1 year ago
:') <33
JustJenita19 1 year ago
BTW I ABSOLUTLEY LOVE U KRIS! U MAKE MY FUCKING DAY LIKE! XXX
haideeandkatie 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA I LOVE THE DICK! I LIKE IT IN MY FANNY AND MY MOUTH BUT NOT MY ARSE...
haideeandkatie 1 year ago
I lolled every time he said 'dehk' eehehehehehe, I'm such a child...
MrsWizz96 1 year ago
Does anybody else find Kris' voice reaally sexy?...
MrsWizz96 1 year ago
One of my favourite rants ever.
Bloody brilliant as always.
HollyCollings 1 year ago
Do you have a talking head and loads of salt and PVA Glue in your house?
AndrewXAnarchy 1 year ago
Thanks for wearing a suit...
TheBrokenGentleman 1 year ago
I thought he was saying "Deck" XD
MuttonChopInButchers 1 year ago
2 people are gay
CrumpetsAndTeaa 1 year ago
Dont worry Kris...every time you said 'Dehk' I know you meant dick.
TheBrettBall 1 year ago
I'm not a fan of PDA's either.
johnetie 1 year ago
I'm going to hell anyway, it's warmer and after a lifetime of the cold I think we deserve heat. xD
Oh and my last boyfriend was 6 months ago, I like dick, Oh and there was that sex tape that got 'leaked', I like dick, Oh I got laid the other week, did I mention I like dick?
;) <3
Derych137 1 year ago 3
Gay people bring alot of hate on themselves gay pride day for example its constant NEEDING to rub it in your face that they are gay and it gets anoying as hell and yes I have gay friends as well those friends dont feel the need to declair there sexuality every 5 seconds. Why can straight people have a day dick in pussy day or something oh wait.... because people dont need to be reminded about someones sexuality thats why.
ElensarFFXI 1 year ago
Next summer I'll be building a really big deck behind my house, about 15ft x 20ft, but I guess I shouldn't talk about it in public..
Ape65 1 year ago 9
@Ape65 Lmao you anti Scottish accent Racist"!!!!! lol give ya that one though i literally lol'd
mrbuchanantoyou 1 year ago
@mrbuchanantoyou I love Scotch .. tape. You've gotta love people who throw telephone poles for fun while wearing little girly pleated skirts.
Ape65 1 year ago
my god you have hit the nail on the head, there is nothing worse the public affection! Its irritates me! haha here a dick there a dick everywhere a dick dick! or... Deck ;) great video
McEvoy2006 1 year ago