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  • OMG when he showed that picture of him and Kanye I loled SO FUCKING HARD.

    This dude is a fucking genius!

  • lmao that was a great intro!

  • For me, it's Philip Dafranco marathon day!

  • 0:56 i gotta try that o.o

  • The whole pole on whos best to have sex with is terribly innaccurate. there is a wide variety of people in their nationalities. and philip's comment about vaginal passports being full is hilarious.

  • If it was 1995, I wouldn't exist

  • act like its 1995 day is coming up! its my favorite day of the year ;)

  • I want to apologize I was wrong. 1 L in phil. Will never happen again.

  • @ancientdrink71 Two things here. 1. Lady Gaga does have any porn. 2. If you have to ADVERTISE your porn site on YOUTUBE, your porn site probably SUCKS. And not in a good way.

    And I'm saying this only in case you're not a bot...which you probably are.

  • She may be kinda crazy w/ her clothes but i love her songs just dance, poker face, love game, paprazzi :) - Naked Lady Gaga. C0000M - -

  • hahà_gEbt_mÃl_bei_gÒÔglë:_geld­easy_ÈìÑ_völl_kräss

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  • thank you:) I am sweet, charming and very young with a lot of energy

  • phil's head on talyor's body looked like sarah palin for some reason...

  • newswine 95 ,has the answer check us at reverbnation website

  • maybe we can help 

  • the stupidest guy in youtube

  • talk to your father

  • super idiot!!!!!

  • Eh, this is alright but this new sandbox MMO coming out is better IMO

    9.bb/163042/sandboxmmo

    It is released on the 25 of November according to this trailer. I just hope the release isn't like Mortal Online, Darkfall Online, Age of Conan etc. you know how they turned out...lol anyway check it out it looks pretty good

  • Вulll Shit!!!!!!!!!!

  • Cállate reconcha la puta de tu madre

  • lol ur funny phill... *ahem* philip

  • your crazy man!!!!!!!

  • hey faggot ur not funny ok? ur not gonna be like those famous comedians cause you sucks

  • Britney songs do that to ya! They get stuck in you head :P

  • hahahaha nice one!

  • Oh Phil you make me giggle. hehehe.

  • My made up holiday would be on the 14th of Oct. (My birthday) and it's called "act like your life was never metaphorically fucked up by innaproprite bastards in the 4th grade." Elementary school FTW! Intermediate school sucked. >_>

  • u r so stuped damm

  • estipido 

  • hahhahahahahahaha the first bit was funny as

  • I don't care about people who spell my name with two ll's....

    caus i don't have any l's in my name.hahaha...

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  • I hate it when people spell my name with two L's!

  • @Philare8 why u care?

  • @malanithin99 Because my name also happens to be Philip and I was sympathizing with him because people also incorrectly spell my name with 2 L's

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  • Fruit Punch Capri Suns (because finding a flavor other than fruit punch that didn't taste like water was impossible) and almost flat red rubber balls (because public schools couldn't afford rubber balls that stayed inflated for longer than a single game of four square) to go around! :D

  • The 1st line of this vid was enough to make me subscribe! Funny stuff.

  • eww, the cellphone just like it has a big monster in there and it come out when the cellphone in the microwave ~.~

  • Its the bottom bar phil!

  • only one L! hilarious :D

  • Να πάς να κανεις παρεα με τον πουρουπουπου

  • schaut mal unter popeigenART rein und hinterlässt einen Kommentar........

  • diosss que patetico ..!! porque no buscas algo mas productivo .!! ¬¬

  • ah I still love how you start this video. epic win

  • legal

  • asqueroso, pedazo de imbecil

  • i actualy cried with laughter after watching this video. The beginning is so funny !

  • You are stupid ok lol u are a fucking idiot

  • Oh, my God, it's alive...

  • sad bas,tard

  • brilliant! you absolute KING!

  • this was the first pds i saw....<3love you phil

  • your freaK!

  • you're quite cute babay!

  • You are fucking awesome! xD

  • Britney spears is garbage.

  • Cover your mouth with you hand

    2. Make a wish

    3.Close your hand (fist)

    4. Hold you hand at heart for 5 seconds

    5. Send this to 3 more videos

    6. Tommorrow will be the best day ever

    it actually worked

  • fuck you

  • LOL!

    the first part of this video made me LMAO

    theres only 1 "l" in my name

  • you're a smart guy ^^

    and funny ^^

  • what the fuck are you talking about btw are you a punk?

  • phil with his ''black friend'' picture is real :P

  • creep u

  • 3:35 minutes of shit ,,, shut up ...

  • Dude u talk to much

  • wow..you talk to much...lol

  • September 30th is already a holiday in my world cuz it's my birthday!!!!

  • 1:02 is creepy lol

  • hey phill lol jk

  • you suck

  • il a une sale gueul

  • One of your funniest videos EVER! Man this is nonstop funny.

  • omg mother fuckers day

  • Awesome Video Man really all the other videos I've ever watched on youtube with some guy talking are always stupid. But this was was great and I liked what you said about the banks lol.

  • lol love your theme song!

  • idiot

  • Bank of America charged me a overdraft fee when they took out 20bucks for my overdraft fee and oddly enough THAT made me overdraft...I am sure they would charge a overdraft fee ON my overdraft fee if they could get away with it.

  • @megles7187 ^overdraft protection fee w/e

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  • sept 29 is my bday, make it a holiday !! lol jk

  • Banks fuck u in the ass. I agree

  • This was Made on my Birthday! And it is Epic win! I will enjoy 1995 day!

  • the cell phone looked like lord voldemort awsome!

  • lol you're the bomb diggity

  • my cousins best friends dad blew 2 of his fingers off with a fire cracker o.O he has to fingers missing now xD

  • this kool aid has sugar in it!!!!!

  • Hahaaa i was born in 1995... And i used to dring caprisun all the time!!!!!!

  • Well I have that phone...its broken....hmm......

  • OW MY GOD THIS BLOKE IS A LEDGE

  • @eduarfull do you live your life by commenting on videos about a person you hate?

    coz you won't leave me alone because i listen britney spears.

    you need a doctor or probably just some fresh air.

    go socialize with real people for once in your life and forget about your pc.

    just sayin'....

  • We All Love Britney Spears!

  • er ......................... no ..........

  • phil-lip

  • And This New Country Shall Be Called Vagialia

  • flub....

  • ....WOW there is a flying cow, milking all over my beautiful dream....BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG

  • shut up damm

  • 30th sep is my b day woo hooo i luv u btw x x

  • It looked like some alien creature came out of that cellphone at first. Disturbing image. I'm gonna start using pidgeons again....

  • LucasJWF if your serious... your stupid as hell

  • HAHAHA PHIL YOU're AWESOME.

    You don't care about black ppl hahaahahha xDD

    I was expecting u to say something about them rofl but it's ur name ROFL

  • WATCH THIS VIDEO CALLED, paulhiv1, THANKS..

  • pood mak mak

  • WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

    9 please denmark!!!

  • that boy may never jerk it again

  • Whatever..

  • LMFAO!!!! 4-Square??? i havent played that in YEARS dude!!!

  • dood awsm

    i always tell my friends dat i hav a place in my head called Jon-Landia and evryone is obligated to hav a goatee, and 50% of da place is an amusement park and all attractions are goateebased :)

    its good to hav ur own lil place to go to :)

    i think evryone should celebrate oppisit day :)

  • wats tht?! lol

  • i love your monkey poster

  • It's a chimpanzee, not a monkey.

  • Yep, phil has Asperger's.

  • wtf...is that a bloob or somethink :S

  • haha ok the beginning... straight up hilarious! lol I normally don't put el-oh-el unless i actually do it, and I did... I'm in a library btw haha

  • lmao the cell phone in the microwave was freaky.

  • swine flu monkey AIDS is the worst

    there is only one cure

    the muffin joke

    that joke has the power to end wars, cure cancer, and end swine flu monkey AIDS

  • omg......sooo funny....love u phil

  • omg... fag.. xD

  • beginning cracked me up :P

  • HI PHILLIP ~

  • wer ist das??

  • waste of time!

  • well, september 30th was my birthday... lol

  • i always make my own holidays

  • funny

  • Omg Philllllllllllllllllllllip

    You talk to faste!!!!

    They are people out other contry's like Belgium!!!!!

  • GAASH,  get a life freak !

  • aha

  • phillip defranco don't like black people...

  • wtf he is a total idiot and this film is shit

  • freak

  • You speak too fast man...

  • guyes who the fuck is this guy plz reply me lol

  • SOMEONE BUY HIM A LIFE.

  • PHILLIP, PHILLIP, PHILLIP, PHILLIP, PHILLIP, PHILLIP, PHILLIP, PHILLIP, PHILLIP, PHILLIP, PHILLIP, PHILLIP, PHILLIP, PHILLIP, PHILLIP, PHILLIP, PHILLIP, PHILLIP, PHILLIP, PHILLIP, PHILLIP, PHILLIP, PHILLIP, PHILLIP, doesnt care about black people.

  • Please kill that gay som